As you take a romantic stroll down the abandoned beach with your wife, two muscular Black men appear

>As you take a romantic stroll down the abandoned beach with your wife, two muscular Black men appear

>"Share out your wife with us and no one gets hurt," they say.

What do you do?

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I calmly say "no" and keep walking

Serious answer: if they don't have any weapons smack them and probably get smacked back. If they do try and run

Other answer: fukk them myeslf cos im into bestiality lol

Fire my 600mm mortar at them vaporizing them swiftly with a loud explosion. And I then go back on my beachside stroll

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My wife and I quickly fall to our knees and begin sucking their BBC's.

Jussie is MINE! I don't share!

Flash my 9mm glock and my micropenis and scare them away ofc

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This is why your daddy left you and your noodle eating mom, BritBot

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This is a very specific fantasy, op. Have many times have you jacked to the idea?

"Are you gentlemen familiar with a Mozambique drill?"

"Don't you know who I am? I'M JUSSIE SMOLLET YOU RACIST CRACKERS! TAKE MY ASS AND LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!!!!"

I like how you get mad at the only funny answer on the thread.

To everyone else, please continue lurking, this thread is so fucking cringe.

give him my wife seriously whats worse beeing raped or death

Shoot them because I have a witness

Say no, try to fight back. Fuck that gay nigger cuck shit.

Let me wife shoot them. She's been carrying since she and a couple of her friends got mugged a few years back by niggers and she has a seething hatred of them. And if she doesn't have her .45 on her, I'll always have mine. So, two more niggers in the dirt.

Fight for my life. They will surely tear me limb from limb.

Rape both niggers singing im a little teapot the whole time while my wife does a native american rain dance

Shot them because I'm licensed to carry

If you want to fuck her you'll have to fuck me first!

Flash a job application

Yay!

Start speaking Slav and pull out an AK out of my tracksuit pants, and watch them run away before i pulled out my AK but after they heard me speaking Slav.

Kill em before the sentence is over

I hand my waifupillow over and watch in quiet horror.

Fight like I got kung-fu-rabies and tell wifey to run.

Pull my gun out and shoot the niggers

Laugh & call security

>96kg
>187
>working at bor
probly fuk them both up

Shank em.