ITT: we're in a waiting room

*aggressive A/C or heater noises to fill the silence*

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>observes some woman's screaming kids running around room

You've tested positive for full blown AIDS

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*clips fingernails*

>bites my tongue, drawing blood
>spits into your open mouth

>trips them as they run past

>BURSTS INTO THE BUILDING
>SHOOTS WILDLY INTO THE AIR
ALRIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS LISTEN UP
I'M GONNA SHOOT ONE OF YOU NORMIES EVERY MINUTE UNLESS DUBS IS GOTTEN
SO BEND OVER AND PREPARE FOR THE LEAD PENETRATION

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>>follows user's lead, occupies other empty seat next to OP
>>wearing 90's style Umbros with a half chub and a Disneyland t-shirt
"I'm here for penicillin refills, you?"

NEVERMIND I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT
REMEMBER, LADS
SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE
>SHOOTS SELF

WAIT LET ME SAY MY LAST WORDS
>clears throat
reply to this post or your moth-
>BANG

hardcore

>> I stab you 13 times and leave

Also don't post for me, you mongoloid

>look at you with confusion
"hey, I know this ain't my conversation, but isnt penicillin that big bird?"

>not stabbing him 28 times

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yer not the boss of me

>I sit in the furthest corner away from everybody

I unleash a deep, gurgling boiled cabbage fart from the deepest forgotten recesses of my bowels.

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>>SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE

*Nervously shuffles in stands in corner * *. Uh hi I have realy bad anxiety can you guys keep it down I'm easily startled

>loudly enters room
>mask on face
>heavily breathing
>breaks out sanitary wipes
>begins wiping down chair handles
>sits
>begins loudly rummaging through loud plastic bag
>pulls out air freshener
>sprays immediate vicinity
>glares

>quietly moves to another seat on the other side of the room, under the guise of checking out magazines.

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Okay. That's it.
>USES A SELF-REVIVE
>AIMS AT user
>YEETS THIS NIGGA INTO OBLIVION
>ASCENDS INTO THE HEAVENS AS A MARTYR

Only those who are worthy can ascend.

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>walks in with massive erection
>"Sorry, the viagra hasn't worn off yet. It's been 6 hours"

>chews gum loudly
*pop*

You should've been here 2 hours again ma'am

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>ma'am

I notice and crop dust the waiting room in pursuit, subtly jiggling every couple steps to make sure I shake every last fume through my jeans.

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What in the FUCK makes you think I'm not worthy to be among the gods and saints, you filthy peasant??

>overhears "ma'am".

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Did you just assume my gender?
>has mental breakdown

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>the bomb has been planted

I thought this was the /b waiting room....am I in the wrong place?

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(casually watching porn without sound)

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You will only be worthy, when you release your burden, and admit to yourself that traps are indeed gay.

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*CHK-CHK*
EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!

Please calm down and have a seat, sir.

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Well that's fucking easy. Traps are hella gay. That's liking a woman minus the best parts of a woman. Can't be any gayer my nigga.
Now scuse me while I
A S C E N D

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everyone do the dinosaur

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*chip bag rustling

Oh shit nigger.

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*magnetizes to the ceiling*

>pulls out concealed carry
>empties mag into your head

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*loud coughing*

>viagra erection still raging

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>AC BUZZING INTENSIFIES

>quietly masturbating in the corner

Sup, skellebro?

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>walks to front desk
Tell the Dr. I'm here for my pap smear
*winks*

>quietly whips out some skub and puts it to use.

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>rapes receptionist with viagra boner

I'm at the water dispenser. I threw all the cups away and now I'm just holding the dispense button so it all drains out. Hope nobody is thirsty.

>violently sneezes into hands, wipes on arm rests

>is this the brothel?

>be me
>be thirsty

>HAY GUYS LET US SING YOU THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE

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-farts-

>violently sucks your cock
no

Sorry bro. I brought my own water bottle if you want a sip. But it's at your own risk.

> notice the massive amount of faggots inside
> leave

its not like theres any other water here you motherfucker, give me that bottle

>you immediately contract AIDS

aids > being thirsty

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>Pulls out concealed carry

t. Never fired a gun irl

>loudly shits pants

>AC stops working

>my bomb detonates, killing everyone

/thread

~fucking sick people, hope they do not infect me

Good morning all

>user with sanitary wipes here
>goes out of my way to noticeably glare at sneezeanon

>whispers to nearest user
do you think he knows the receptionist is a tranny?

>violently farts: one of those farts where you can feel how inflated your colon is and you feel like you're going to turn your asshole inside out
Mmf...

>ma'am

are you fucking insane using such vulgar language?

>Takes pants and underwear off
>Beigns masturbating

>sit next to OP
>pull phone out and start watching vaginal gaping videos on full volume

Hey user you think she actually was able to fit that football in or was it some sort of porn trickery?

*Starts sucking your cock*

don't turn this into a full on faggot fantasy bread you piss drinking sissy faggot

>check in at desk while asking receptionist how their day is
>sit in corner while apparent chaos ensues
>put in earbuds and read book while I wait

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