REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

hope

Yay! Considering my luck lately, I'll have an bald, 60 year old russian peg-legged girl by tomorrow.

Wish her feminin penis is smaller than mine

Not going to happen

What do I get if I have one all ready?

Can I have my last one back please...

I don’t want one

If you don’t deliver,OP, your mom will die in her sleep tomorrow.

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i need a gf

Please let this be true!!

Bullshit

lmao no

iam not that desperate

oh fuck...

Fine. My wife is going to be pissed, though. Or maybe not, who knows?

im a fucktard

please , i feel im so close already

I hope

Op Plz give gf

I always wonder what's the purpose of these threads. Like, literally you don't get anything, you're user, you don't have upvotes like in Reddit or something like that. Just for attention?

OMG REALLY? THAT'S WONDEFUL!

I don’t want a gf

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Crawling in my crawl...
These crawls they will not crawl...

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nigger

might as well try

You sure?

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i miss my ex, even though he treated me like dirt. maybe it's because i never tried to have another relationship again, and nostalgia is playing tricks on me, but i miss her very much

:)

-.-

no gf for me

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>he
>her
I'm confused

im sorry she a girl, a pure xx. i misstyped

1 gf pls

Why not, not like I have a wife anymore

Better not fucking lie

So, if I'm already married.. Does this mean my wife and I get a girlfriend?

That would be cool...

I don't think so

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Can my gf have a femine penis?

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

Pls give

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roll

I like how we all know that this won't do anything but we're all so desperate that we don't want to take any chances.

If the girl does the dishes, is a good cook and is a master of your wife's inner lips and listens intently to all her gripes and issues...

Yeah, you'd be beyond good to go.

would be nice. Hope this is thru

fuck it why not

bruh

False

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Okie dokie.

Why not

I guess

don't play with me op

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thanks

Ok

ok

Bet

Bump

I'll take it!

No.

BET

hope so

welp, here goes nothing

i wish

who u try to kidding?

aight, I'm holdin' you to your word OP

Here a we go

pls

faggot

Ifin' you aint the grandaddy off all liers

...

God of Yea Forums gime gf

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bls

please OP take away my loneliness by gifting me a cute loyal gf

yikes

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My wife won't be happy about this...lol

One gf please

Ok

Need a gf

Thanks user

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What happened to her?

hay, im already wasting my time here, might as well, reply right?

Bet

Already have gf, can I get snother?

im desperate

Lmao, yaasss

alright, sure. I'll have one.

brhe

hope not

if you lie i will find you and i will k

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apparently I'm really this desperate at the moment

Probably will

i take two

Might be true actually

Here hoping for the best

Don't need a gf, but I could use a good handy or dick sucking right meow.

well ok

Dont lie to me op

lol girlfriends are gay

lemme see

She got out of line with me so I had to make her cook dinner some how. right? she will never again wait till I get home from work to make my dinner.

uh ahahahhaa sure

Worth a shot

If this fails, it's back to the original plan.

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OK

gib gf pls

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ok

anime gf get!

just in case this works

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Im only posting to get a gal

Why not

kill me

Ditto

We’ll see

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its going to work or OP's mother dies in her sleep tonight

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actually worth a shot

zetea

ok

Gf get

Please make my dreams come true user

>implying a girl would even talk to me

if u say so

Quads. Noice

checked, my child. you have been witnessed.

hehe

4chin plz gf desu

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I don’t even talk to men let alone women

scoop

Yeah yeah

im pathetical replying

Worth a try

one gf plz

*sigh* at least I've tried

gimme

Ha! Bet!

I wish

on jah?

I WILL TAKE ONE GF PLZ

SHE WILL BY MY PUPPY THAT I GIVE TREATS TO WHEN SHE IS GOOD

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hi

Will report back tomorrow if this actually works

please op

Thanks

That's not how that works tho

hotdog! hotdog hotdog hot diggidy dog!

im so lonely

femdom pls

Please make it be Aurora

ugh, fine

That'd be cool

pls

Bring her back please....

Plz and thanks

doubtful

I'll take a medium with extra sauce

oh fuck mann I cant not do this

please gibe gf

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Hochy tyanochky

Fuck

Ok

ok

I'm skeptical, but let's roll the dice.

I'm okay with that.

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ok

oh yeah

>buying gf 100gp

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ok

K

I'll take one big tiddy goth girl plz

One gf please.

Bullshit

Yo

She doesn't even have to be that cute. Please.

Living with xwife. Lets wlsee what it do.

Hm

i want weed instead but whatever

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Lurk

pls

owo

Anyone get a girlfriend yet?

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Meahaps

Noice

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One gf ill be waiting!!

Please be that qt coworker. I want to date you for over a year

I could use another one

Yes! It worked!
No wait. She has been here for 7 years xD

cool story bro.

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I got my first gf last week and it’s already pain, I wish she wouldn’t drink so much and would just tell me the truth about shit.

op please

i'm onto you op

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Hmmmmm

I hope that she's not a nigger or something

I believe

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turns out my crush is dating my best freind

Worth the try

Just want a friend or two to fool around with

doubtful

Got nothing to lose

g̸̬̟̞̱͚̠͔̤͇̑͊͋̇̏̂̇̊͊͜͝į̵̺̣̳͇̪̞̯̳͗͒̑͊͛̔̌́̚̕͜r̴̜͎̤̺̭̱̳͉̹̠̽̃̆̍̔̈͗̐͑͝l̸̢̧̬͚̠̣̗̱͉̆̑̈͑̔͛̇̋̿̊ ̴̧̜͓͖̭̭͖̻̩̱̈́̂̔̇̓̉͊̈́͑͝f̵̢̧̧̢̨͖͔̪̣͔́͗͗͋̃̉̃͗̕͝r̸̯͚̯͔͚̘̟̰͈̭͛̿̓̐̎̿̚̚͝͠i̶̧̛̝̬̱̖̬̩̫̖̦͗̌͒̑̃̄̚̚͝ę̸̨͓̟͉͔̞͇̠̽̿̃̐̓̃̐̔̀n̶̨̡̛̖̦̭̯͎̭͙͙̿͆͊͋̋̉̉̓̚d̵̢̤̬̹̩̩̳̬̣͍̋̋̌̈̌̏̊̚͘͝ ̴̡̺̺̥̪͍̹̺̥̫̈̃͒͒̀͌͒͘͝n̴̛͇͕͔͉̭̙͎̩̯̳͊̉̈́̈̄̊̎̉̓o̸̧͖̳̟͎̫̮͉̝̠͑̌̀͑́̃̔̾̍̕w̵̨̨̢̜̳̮̙̠̦͉͐̀̈́̑̾͋͗̏͘͘

One for me please and thanks

You better be fr

Can i have E back please

I'm desperate for a cute girlfriend

ok

eh, why not?

Hopefully by tomorrow
Hopefully it’s someone I really love back
Godspeed

Positive thinking

nigga

one gf for me plz

Guess I'll try it out

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I want a girlfriend tomorrow, so here is my reply!

are you sure about that?

please deliver

Alker

I guess

.

oki

Yeah i guess im that desperate

I’ll give it a go i guess

ok

omg yes, finally

Thanks

Imma call bullshit

I know this is a fucking lie

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yeehaw

ok

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

bet

count me in

ez

x to doubt

Sure bub

at least once pls

What?

>Kristina's Board

not again

I would kill to find an intelligent homely girlfriend from Yea Forums.

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Ooga booga

Merit ich komme

Ok

gf pls

Might as well...

All these responses.

Jesus wept.

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let's hope

You promised

THIS SHIT NEVER WORKS,

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:.|:;

can she be blonde plz

thank you kind op

k

;-;

Sup

last resort lads

Nuce.

K

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What if a gay person replies what happens then? or what if a dude with a GF replies does she leave him?.

The cosmic ballet goes on. . .

i wish

Hope my wife doesn't get cross

kkkkkkkkkkk

epic thread OP

What kind of sorcery is this?

ok

reply what?
....fuck I love being single

i'd better or ill call my mom on you!

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Pls

if we believe as hard as we can, our desires will become a reality....am I right?

Eh i can always hope.

im crippled from the neck down

would be nice, if it's the one I'm thinking of

i take josie

OH Yea Forums GODS HELPS ME

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:ok_hand:

please.

~

Yeah, sure.

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This thread is perfect because it explains why people seem so fucking bitter in all the other threads.

I don't like brown skinned people in general, but I'd fuck her.

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What a surprise: A Discord full of selfish degenerates.

Pls

I'm italian btw

ok

virgin irl

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Send on my way

You're a liar, but ok

damn.

Won’t hold my breath

pls

we wish

K.

I'll come find you if you're lying

Well, I have no better plan.

YES!