What's your biggest fuck up Yea Forums?

What's your biggest fuck up Yea Forums?

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Laser eye surgery.

performing it or receiving it?

hurting my mom...
im so sorry

Falling in love and fucking it up

She's hot

Fucking my my SiL while she was passed out drunk. Did it 3 times now the jig is up, and she knows.

Lara crow. Look up grandpa mireck for more hot teens he banged

Being born

Damn nibba, wtf?

I wasted some sweet dubs on a shitpost in a log thread

went to uni.

Participating in this thread.

Marriage

Stole a shiny hitmonlee pokemon card and then my friend got blamed for it, and I didnt confess. He got suspended for a day. He still doesnt know the truth.

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god damnit richard is that you fucker

Yeah I tried to cover up my story as best I can but I think she sees through it

Losing my ex...

Story son. How'd it go down? Details. You regret doing it or getting caught? Remember, nobody gets hurt if nobody finds out.

I unintentionally fucked up my last relationship. I was getting ready to propose to her too sometime this year.

Visiting Yea Forums 12 years ago.

gotcha . well its never to late .
also good on you still landing some jobs .
we all regret some shit . just be happy yours is easily changable

Or the lack of the surgery, plz explain firther

Thanks, mate. It's a little harder when you have a wife and kids to help support and pay the mortgage, along with some depression. But, you're right, there is hope.

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Rape my daughter everytime her mom visits her family. She hasn't told yet and its been nearly a year.

Reported. I hope ur hiding behind alot of vpns

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Graduating from nursing school even though I fucking hate nursing and cannot for one second imagine myself spending the rest of my career as a nurse.

Is this Roy?

Marrying someone who already has a kid.

I wish

Sorry to hear that. What are you doing now? Do you have any source of income?

lost my job a few months ago. strangely I've been able to make a decent amount of money with music now that I have some business ability from working in the "real world" for years.

I moved away from the woman and city I wanted to be in. I basically ruined my whole life. At my age I will never have a chance like that again.

lost my job because i fucked one of my subordinates

never say never. you may just surprise yourself...

how old are you? are you in a relationship currently?

Giving the ex who cheated on me a second chance.

Just because love exists doesn't mean that your memory has been wiped.

Love her, love her son, but it's all a ticking time bomb.

I came inside her before she moved out. She wanted me to. She said it was safe. It was safe all the other times.
We have a kid now and I hope she dies.

what kind of cheating did she do?
like kiss a guy?
fuck him?
or full blown affair lasting weeks/months?

>love her son
>her son
>her
hmm... yeah she probably kissed another guy, yeah that's it you illiterate fuck.

Full blown affair. Went on for weeks and I caught her. She went off the deep end. Ended up staying with him for six or seven weeks. Crawled back. I took her back. Two weeks later she finds out she's pregnant (which was supposed to be medically nearly-impossible). Assumes it's his. Goes back to him because she feels like she has to. Big blow up from my close friends defending me. She miscarried nine weeks later. Turns out it wasn't his... it was mine from when she came back the first time. Things ended badly with them after not much longer. Shocker. He was a terrible guy. But she's not exactly the filet mignon of women, no matter how she looks.

I took her back anyway. We've been back together since October but things like this just don't go away. Trust is horribly difficult to rebuild in the best of cases.

ur an idiot. u deserve this u beta cuck

That's why this is being told in a "your biggest fuckup" thread, you fucking retard.

he’s still with her like a retard. retard

Being 19 and going to a sex club with gf.

Losing unbelievable sums of crypto in 2013 because of gambling. Had somewhat of a nervous breakdown in 2017

Well at least you recognize that its a ticking time bomb. She sounds like the kind of girl that will do something like this again at some point. Maybe in a year maybe in a few years. Why do you keep taking her back? how long have you dated? how old?

We have been together since August 2015. She's 28. I take her back because I'm stupid enough to believe that love forgives. Her mental health is not good. She gets off of her meds and bad things happen. She drinks, with or without the meds, and it's a nuke waiting to go off in many ways. Everything that happened was a total blindside. She has owned up to it all, explained a lot of what happened, and calls it the biggest mistake of her life. But many things that should have changed have not, which leaves question marks. The more that happens, the more that I reflect on the past, what I have long considered to be patience and forgiveness may have just been the enabling of a narcissistic master manipulator.

And, yes, in the back of my mind, there is the suspicion that it will happen again at some point. That's why there is no return to where things were a year ago (on the verge of a ring and relocating to where she is), and my investment emotionally is just not where it once was. Self-defense.

so why do you continue then? do you think you can fix her? because it sounds like she doesn't want to be fixed. if she never changes, you either have to be okay with living with that forever, or ask you self, would it not be better to go find someone who i don't have to always second guess or wondering in the back of my head what they might be doing.

dump her right now and you'll be 50 times happier in a month, why would you date a cheating alcoholic druggie psycho???

Settling.

That's the best way I know to put it. Depression is a horrible thing and makes us do stupid things, like settle for someone who breaks us for reasons that we may not understand entirely... or choose not to. No doubt, this is no way to live long-term. She killed it, not me.

I think about it every day, but then wonder if she's going to OD or hang herself when/if I do. Seems easy to just say "BAIL!"... but tougher in practice when that's a legitimate threat. It's happened before.

You're probably right, though. I'd be happier with it done in many ways, and miss her (in the good times) in others. It's all a fucking disaster. And being completely sober myself really makes things interesting.... or a nightmare. Whatever.

>Went to law school. Paid 120K for tuition+books+covering some expenses.
>got a job right out of law school. 80K salary with solid benes
>depressingly long work days...sometimes Mon-Sun
>2.5 years later, now making 100K, but still crazy work hours
>still have more loans to pay off (cost of living is pretty high, so I've only paid off half of em)
>stuck here due to loans/mortgage

So where the fuck are the pics?

doing a LDR in college, got cucked. willing to answer any questions

I didn't take her back. I should have. I think we would have been happy.

Same... Fuck..

>aledo
dfw user here

i should've majored in music in college. i was scared and thought i needed to know more than i actually did. so i never tried.

basically trying and failing feels better than not trying at all. this goes for my college situation and it also goes for anyone's love life.

I just had relations with my roommate whom my wife has been constantly accusing us of doing such things with.

We weren't. But she pushed us. She made us talk and open up about how we would in another world where I wasn't in a relationship already. Then one night we all had a few too many drinks and we acted on it after she went to bed. It started out as more harmless talk and gossip between friends/roommates.

I feel so damn dirty but at the same time I don't regret it. As my SO was my only female interaction until this, I'm also oddly, sickeningly, disgustingly proud of myself.

I have no one to vent to and I'm constantly in an anxiety mess lately and all I can do is fake it until we're out of our lease. I know my wife made some mistakes at an earlier point in our lives, but I never got the hard evidence to justify doing what I've done. No matter how sure I am from the information I've been given, I don't have the proof.

I've thought about talking to my dad, but I just don't know.

I never thought I'd stoop as low as she *may* have stooped when we had our issues.

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Well what did you want to see?

Whats so bad about marriage, boys? Also, in what circumstances is it acceptable?

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Made nearly 500k in USDTRY trade last summer and lost it all and then some. I feel numbed and have been trying to step out of this funk for months.

I used to have mental problems and shot my girlfriend's dog. I don't even know what pushed me to do it. I just knew I had to shoot the fucking dog. And I did it. Then I stayed there for 15 minutes staring at the dead corpse. Man, was I a fucking weirdo.

>used to have

That shit doesn't just go away, lol. You sure it aint lurking there in some part of your weird cookie jar?

My current relationship. Cant break up with her, cause if i do i know she will kill herself.

>was
u sure about that

I still have some weird moments. I will just stare into the nothing and think about nothing. But I don't get these weird trances when I get the urge to harm.

This right fucking here

held my (now ex) gf's sister down and raped her on her 18th birthday in 2011.

Do it anyways, it's not your fault. That's not a way to live.

You should inform her parents of her condition, then cut all ties and don't look back.

that’s a her problem bro. she’s basically blackmailing u with her life. she owns u.
here’s an idea. kys and save each other and the world a problem

Not buying bitcoin at 10p per coin

sort of. The guy in white said most of my issues should be over. I don't take medication anymore and I generally don't have issues. Sometimes (like, once a month), I'll have this moment when I'll just fell completely empty. It's very hard to describe. I just stop hearing and feeling what's around me, and I'm just...there.

It's not. Let a girl move in with you wait 6 months and tell me that you don't want to fuck someone else. We weren't made to be with the same person forever.

Top kek, waiting until she’s 18

this exact post

Her parents know, she has tried before but regret it right after swallowing the pills, then went to the hospital and psychward. This was before i met her.
I know its not my fault but i truely care about her, but i dont love her anymore. So i will feel responsible no matter what.
We have a good life, big house, garage, nice cars, a bikes and two dogs,but i am not really happe, just content.

Lul nah

It's easy for an internet stranger like me to just say "Get Out", but just keep it in mind as that's not healthy and you deserve happiness.

Worse comes to worse, grab the dogs and get another place.

content is for betas. bro gtfo

that's called disassociating my friend, welcome to 2019, we're all doin it

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last gf. I fucked up because I suck. immeasurable levels of regret. it's also been almost a year now.

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Except I've been doing this since I was 5 years old, 15 years ago.

Just saw something about high suicide rates in order eye surgery patients wtf

not entirely disowning my sociopathic/alcoholic dad

I entirely owe most hardship I've dealt with to him.

Orchard?

Fatal traffic accident.
Short lesson is dont hurt yousrlf or others by working too hard.

You.
Infact the real fuck up was your mom. You were just an accident.

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Biggest mistake was fucking a 14 year old girl when I was 19, her friend turned me in because he hated me and now Im a registered sex offender for 25 years.

Dude, ur a fucking idiot for still staying with her

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Being a horny masochist getting turned on by boiling water and using it. Now I Disfigured just for the sake of emptying my sack

Not figuring out how to suicide while still in the womb.

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Letting my brother talk me into moving to this shit town. "You can stay at my place, i know alot of people so getting you a job will be easy". I suffered 1 year under his roof, worked at different callcenters, fastfood places and had to be around his retarded bitch. I finally just said fuck it and moved out, entered university, got my shit together and making big bucks. Brother called me yesterday "hey bro, my friend Bob needs janitors" i hung up on him.

Wowee

>Kristina's Board.

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Wtf stuck your dick in boiling water?

typing this into my browser
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wot?

No one asked any because you weren't specific enough to peak our interest.

Got my mom's friend pregnant. She was very drunk and I was sober, she flirted with me, we had unprotected sex and now she's 50 with a 4 year old daughter.

Got married.
Twice.

You're not a victim. You're a volunteer.

lmao I am feeling like that myself lately. I moved here because my ex was a tornado of drugs and partying that I could not tame. Huge regret that it didn't work out, but sometimes you just have to gtfo and take the loss. I feel like I abandoned her to this day...4 years later. In the process of getting a camper van to live in and travel the country, which is what I should have done right when I left her. Probably going back to school too, but I will be a little more seasoned than the average student. I just can't keep working bullshit jobs and paying out the bullshit money on my rent.

Want more details because I've been considering it

Is your mom still friends with her?

i slept with my best friend who also happened to be married, now we arent allowed to talk anymore and i miss her

Slept with my best friend's girlfriend, me and him had been friends since we were both 13 (Both now 29), and him and his girlfriend had been dating for 6 years and me and her were sleeping together for just under 2 years

We decided to tell him and all hell broke loose for me and the girl

>The guy she cheated moved away after only 2 days
>No Facebook, no number, nothing, he vanished completely
>His parents came into my work and freaked out at me
>This got me in trouble with management and I got fired
>95% of my friends disowned me
>Parents said they were "ashamed" of me
>They told me not to talk to them for a while
>Oldest brother called me a "sick little fucker" and refuses to talk to me
>The girl ended up becoming insanely depressed
>She hurt herself and everyone blames me for it
>Her parents and friends harassed me for a long time

This was back in 2017, it's now 2019 and I ended up moving to another state, old friends and family still very rarely talk to me, and I have no idea what happened with the girl, she no longer has Facebook or anything

Sorry man, wish I could take it back, I deserve all the shit I got, wish I knew where you were and how you are doing.

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same here, I miss Patricia

Wasted years of my life isolating myself in my bedroom with no job, no car, and minimal social interaction. Q

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I fucked tons of bitches in my time I was married.. Got several of them pregnant too. So far I been lucky that none of them wanted child support.

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Not going to university after finishing highschool as the head of my promotion. Now I'm working in the UK as a live-in carer. Imagine living with an old man for months at a time without nothing but a 2 hour break every day(night included). I only earn 22k a year if I'm lucky but it's fucking my relationship and my mental health. Feel like killing mysellf every now and then.. I want a change but don't know what to do..

My gf now ex wanted a threesome. I thought it would be fun. We decided to ask my roommate. He agreed we got drunk and had fun. I passed out and woke up to them fucking again. I didnt really care about that. A few days later I caught her sneaking out of my room to go to his. I told her we were done. Next day all her shit was out of my room and moved into his.

Now I have to hear them fuck constantly

Damn bro, that is some gut wrenching shit.

Yes but she doesn't know I'm the father.

>Grandmother who owned a real estate company dies
>Leaves me a massive inheritance (Around 850k USD)
>3 Years pass
>Check my bank account and nearly shit my pants
>See that I'm now down to under 50k
>Realize I won't be able to afford my house much longer
>Realize I won't be able to afford living in the same city
>Realize I will have to start working again to afford things
>Realize I wasted nearly a million dollars on completely worthless shit that I'll have to sell

I fucked up, I fucked up real bad, I was spending thousands of dollars a NIGHT on stupid shit with friends, friends who I now realize only hung out with me because I could afford everything, I should of saved the money, I should of gotten a nice small apartment in a nice area and just lived life normally, instead I bought stupid cars and clothes and computers and TVs and other stupid shit.

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Yup. I was planning on proposing.
I'm just starting to get numb to it

Fuck

I guess my regret has been unable to stop a friend’s suicide. She had her issues, the town junkie raped her. Some people made her life hell after that, I did really care for her. I tried to make it right but I think that further pushed her to the edge. Looking back we had a strange relationship, but after all that she chose to end it. I’m 32, married with kids...and not a day goes by that I don’t think of her.

There's no way thats true stop larping. Either that or you're literally a bottom feeder engaging with other bottom feeders.

refaling in love with a cunt who only brings me pain

all of them

Nigga what!? Would you play another mans saved game? Fuck no! Some shit you just don't do!

Dropping out of college twice & being a neet for 3 years. I have a job and a relationship now but my life would have been so much easier if I just hung in there.

It’s not quite as chad when the girls only do it for a paycheck

dog toothbrush up my ass...

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it'll be okay

make sure you go out of your way to develop a support network.

Make sure you're really doing something you're happy with. If you try yourself to like something because it can bring some money, you're never going to be happy. If you're into gaming, find what you love and connect it (video game cafe, game stores, comic book stores, work in marketing for a gaming company).

Don't go down a path you won't be happy with.

>be me
>dont care about highschool so i nearly flunk out senior year
>barely scrape through
>didnt realize highschool actually mattered
>go to college
>drop out in first semester cuz didnt know what i wanted
>gf gets me secure/easy as fuck job at hospital
>make good money pretty much just browsing on my phone and reading all night
>quit to start warehouse job that only paid a dollar more
>new job made it impossible to see my gf due to 12 hour shifts
>1200 dollars a week was nice but always tired/sore/relationship going downhill
>quit and be out of work for 3 months
>mooching off my dad, feel terrible about it
>get new part time job working with animals
>dont make much but its a nice job

I wish i didnt quit my hospital job, i would have gotten a raise anyway if i stayed.
i would be making 15 dollars an hour to sit on my phone for 8 hours a night by now

how the fuck did you not realize you spent over 800k?

I stopped my little cousin from jerking me off when I was a teenager. Still think about her and that miss opportunity

I went fucking crazy dude, like I had more money than I knew what to ever do with, I bought cars that I only drove once, I bought a massive house even though it's literally just me living it, half the rooms were just fucking empty, I was giving friends thousands of dollars in loans and not giving a shit, I'd check my bank account every now and then but it only just hit me recently how low on money I was getting.

Once you do it there is rarely going back.

>You don't care for your wife enough if you destroyed your trust with your wife like that
>You didn't communicate and share that you had feelings for your roommate to your wife, which means she was right in the fact you were hiding shit in the end
>NOBODY MADE YOU DO THIS BUT YOURSELF
>You will probably die of guilt and need to tell your wife.
>You're going to get caught eventually or the guilt will.
>On top of that, there is no way you can hide this unless you lie during the divorce.

Get a divorce and then figure it out from

You lied about being her life partner because you don't care for he enough not to cheat.

Learn to keep your word and to communicate with your wife.

Intense persistent pain in the eyes post surgery that people found unbearable to live with. Google it.

Aaa

i honestly think thats my biggest fear

lmao no way this is serious, could have been believable around 100k

Bro, a standard doc Johnson buttplug on Amazon rins about ten bucks. No excuse for homemade alternatives

go back to school

? I was planning on proposing before she cheated not now idiot.

It happens all the time to people, people who suddenly get a ton of money end up going apeshit spending it

msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/20-lottery-winners-who-blew-it-all/ss-BBGHB3D#image=2

There are stories of people blowing upwards to 5 MILLION dollars within less than 2 years, money makes people do and buy crazy things.

I blew through 50k in like 3 months, it’s possible. Guess it hard to comprehend for poop people like yourself.

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/jun/19/blew-million-dollar-inheritance

People do it all the time with inheritance, they buy shit they don't need and give me away to friends like crazy in order to feel powerful.

The fact that your roommate is a person that would date her knowing your relationship with her is enough evidence that you or at least the people you hang with are bottom feeders. I can't believe someone would do that to their roommate considering how awkward it would be to live with them.

I blew through around 90k my grandfather left me in about a year, bought a car I barely even touched.

Yup. I didnt expect it from either of them but here I am. I guess they are bottom feeders.

fucking a married woman and falling in love with her

she was divorcing him man.... she even moved in with me..... then I found out she was preggo and later on it was his kid

Oh, and lets not forget that your now ex is a person who, while cheating is something even non sub-humans do from time to time, would date your fucking roommate. Your existence is literally a joke if thats how little she respected you.

But user let me tell you, if you break away from hanging out with degenerates, you'll find someone who will be genuinely loving and supportive of you and, while she may cheat on you, at least she would throw salt on your wounds like this cunt you were stupid enough to think you'd marry.

****at least she won't

I had a super hot xgirlfreind that went camping with her hot friend in the middle of nowhere just the 2 of them. They called me and practically begged me to come over with them. I said no. I was a little hungover from the night before.
It took me like a year before it dawned on me I could have had a threesone with 2 smoking hot chicks. By this time the girlfreind was gone.

I disagree. Cheating is normal, monogamy is a lie. Cheating in my experience is a temporary need. If your broke ass goes to Olive Garden for a fucking year and order a salad over and over and just for one occasion you go soup are you really a bad guy?
Look no relationship is perfect but if you need to cheat, and it sounds like that user NEEDED it. He was being accused of it already for fucks sakes.
Quit acting like you know shit.

You really fucked up user. Sucks being stupid huh?

You need to carefully assess the company you keep man. It physically pains me to see or hear about people who hurt themselves because they're constantly around degenerates. I worked in a restaurant and had this qt3.14 coworker whose life was complete shit and it was 100% because she chose to hang out with degenerates, literal homeless people and drug addicts. I told her numerous times "maybe you wouldn't have these problems if you hung out with normal functional human beings" and she half hearty took the advice. I debated inviting her into my friend circle but honestly some people are past redemption and will refuse to swim in anything other than literal human feces.

fuck that and fuck those people.

Yeah you fucked up, Yeah whatever you were friends forever. But seriously all it is two people gettin off.

Our society puts way too much emphasis on mashing our junk together.

We're all going to hell anyway at least you were able to bust a nut on the way.

Will the salad take 50% of your net worth and slap you w alimony if you have soup?

probably fake
more believable

you're both retarded

Why would you admit to having the soup?
Cheat smart!

ya your a piece of shit

not caring enough in highschool to get into a better college. I'm at least getting my BS soon, but fuck was it mind numbing.

im planning on it
this coming semester im going to meet with a counselor to get my classes sorted out to get a degree in marine biology
my gf and her family are helping me with everything too so thats nice

while blind drunk I asked a friend`s friend´ 7yr old daughter if she had a boyfriend at school and if she sucked cock already, in front of a bunch of family members of her

I'ma give it to you straight user. Like the other guy said cheating is just a part of life, we're all a bunch of horny animals and in the moment we fall to our natural instinct of hump anything.

That being said, what you did was wrong but I don't believe everyone should have disavowed you so ruthlessly... Yes you were a homewrecker, yes you stabbed your best friend in the back, yes this is not a common occurrence, but it fucking happens to the best of us.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and stop letting guilt rule your life. To err is to be human. That being said, don't do it again fuck tard, some people learn the hard way and you're unfortunate enough to be one of them.

50k in 3 months honestly seems extremely easy
even if you dont spend on huge things like cars or a house 50k seems like an easy amount to blow through in even less than a month

Cheating on Katie.

So are you gonna tell her?

This.
Fucking this.

Not being better at dumping girls. I get bored anyone I date within 6-12 months but sometimes I stay with them for years because I feel guilty when they cry. I'm at that point for the Nth time again.

I’ll give you a choice moment of creampie or discovery of said creampie

>retard gets laser correction
>retard doesn't listen to doctor when he warns about possible complications that could last up to a year
>retard experiences one or more complications
>already depression prone retard an heros over complications under the pretense that muh eyes are forever ruined
The sheer number of people having laser eye correction is staggering. The complication rate is retardedly low for a medical procedure and almost every single person has little to no issues in a year. There is a very small number who fuck their shit up but it's not at all as frequent as random fear shilling posts and websites will lead you to believe.

T. Guy who had PRK with some nasty post op pain, hazing, and dryness who has 20/20 vision now.

heres a small one but i still regret it
>me and gf be playing lottery when powerball was around 1 billion
>she always plays the same exact numbers and a quick pick
>decide one day not to get tickets for god knows what reason
>gf sends me pics of the winning numbers for the ticket we didnt play
>4 numbers and the powerball would have matched
>we missed out on 50k because we didnt feel like going to the 7/11
>never mention it to each other ever again because we're so mad about it
>both of our faults so we cant really be mad at each other

Any and all!

forgive yourself
let go of guilt
never forget the lesson, dont do it again
be kind and helpful to all human beings
forgive yourself
forgive yourself

you deserve it for being an absolute piece of shit. he clearly wasnt your best friend if you did that. what motivated you to do it/what was the situation?

I had it in October 2008. No problems whatsoever. Occasional dry eye, which is easily remedied with Systane Ultra drops, and the rest has been a breeze. From horribly myopic all my life to 20/20 in a matter of minutes. Amazing.

10/10 would do again.

Look at this girl

xvideos.com/video154808/oldsfuckdolls_-_mireck_83_and_jenna_18_

I have no sympathy for you

you are no different than my best friend who did the same shit

i slept with my friends ex and my friends nearly did the same shit until me and the girl explained everything to my friends
they thought we had been sleeping together for a few months and even when she was with my friend
even my friend (her ex) was semi-chill with the whole situation, we still hang out and do shit together
but honestly what you did was fucking horrible

No. I was underage when it happened.

ur a rite cunt m8

I'd like to shoot something, obviously a sizable vertebrae of some sort and not suffer any consequences, what did it feel like user?

ouch!

Good job user! Cheating pussybis too notch but your mate ghosting himself shows how much of a man he is. If I were you I’d hunt the girl down and fuck her the moment you cross eyes.
A reminder that she’s your property. Sometimes when you win you feel like you lost. Life is weird like that, pay no mind to the losers. I bet all your friends at one point have thought about fucking her and they are upset you actually did.
Post a picture of this whore will you?

rate the worse

Your not much better thought

no way out, time to an hero

Im guessing you dont get invited to anything now

how? i asked if he was cool with it, he said yes
we're still together and happy
they werent together when we fucked and i was single

Having children. And I have great ones. Still should not have done it. What a different and highly likely better life I would have. /sigh

>me, 26 2007, living in "affordable" neighborhood in dc
>heard a sound at about 2 am
>kept an unregistered shotgun for sporting purposes
>very quietly pull the shotgun out of the case from under my bed. GF was asleep
>basketball american standing there holding my Mac tower. Shit was like $4000
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>fucker drops my computer
>i yell CALL 911 hoping to wake my gf up
>basketball american reaches into his pocket
>i pull the trigger
>he falls on the ground but doesnt die.
>fucking birdshot
>gf was on 911 at the time
>operator literally has a recording of me shooting an intruder
>cops show up
>take me away
>charged with attempted murder 2d and a few other miscellaneous weapons charges
>plea to involuntary manslaughter
>9 months in prison
>3 years of probation
>lifetime prohibition from firearms

Fuck off loser. Get in a fight like a man

thanks, been having a bad case of the dumb today

Run you idiot before your whole life becomes a fuck up thread

The principal of not banging a friends ex in my book is damn close.
Put yourself in their shoes, “cool with it” is your perception of how your friend felt. I can tell you with certainty that that’s not how they actually felt. Your just as selfish.

>"I fucked up, but it was understandable"
>"Someone else fucked me over"
>"Someone else fucked me over"
>"Someone else fucked me over"
>"Someone else fucked me over"
At some point, you should start asking yourself why all these people are fucking you over, when they don't seem to be doing that to each other.

Continuing to live when I should have killed myself before 30. Everything has gotten worse and worse and I have now lived long to disappoint everyone who knows me. Now I have a fuckin kid and it's too late to do it

You don't deserve forgiveness

Nigger I wasted quads on a shit post in a jokes thread

nothing, I'm prefect. Just here to laugh at miserable people

not being "ok" with someone going out with your ex is honestly fucking hilarious to me
theyre a person, not something you put dibs on
im guessing youre a little young

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Just be comfortable with the knowledge that you did nothing wrong.

My biggest failure in life is not being able to find a source of vid that it was screenshoted

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That's what you get for living in garbage areas with trash laws and unregistered firearms.

You can't play both sides retard. You either exist within the framework of society follow its laws or you don't. If the former you get to call the cops, if the latter well sir you need a shovel and some lye.

Hopefully you figured that out in jail in between fetching Jamal his lunch and servicing Tyrone for cigarettes

I finished high school a few years back, joined the army for a few years straight after. No regrets, i learned a lot of shit and i always maintained discipline. I got out after 4 years and worked for a year and a half making 25$/h to go back to school and take it easy. I would be about 40K+ in savings right now, if i hadn't develloped a gambling problem which i've kept secret from everyone i know except my buddy who was in the same boat as me. We hid it from family and girlfriends. We went from losing 150$ a night to making 300$ bets in less than 20 minutes at blackjack and losing thousands in a few hours. That would be the biggest regret in my life because people generally see me as a sort of role model. Oh well i learned the hard way. So many sleepless nights..

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I live at my gf's dads house, have been for 2 years, im 20. Gf's dad works and im always home alone with my gf's step wife. we started getting flirty and pushing the lines, eventually we started doing ore than flirting... I really love my gf but her step mom is so hard to resist, her Spanish accent makes me diamonds... anyway afraid her dad will find out and beat the sht out of me

gfs step mom

Bro, same.

Moved from Texas to Massachusetts and kept all my guns. This is exactly my fear every night when I go to sleep.

Greentext plz

Newfag confirmed

I don't know why I keep doing it. When I break up with my gf I'm gonna stay single for real this time. For real! Just have a few fuckbuddies or something, never enter a relationship.

i regret this too. some of my friends used to mine back in the day and made some life-changing money off of it. but in the last couple of years i've had to face some of my personal issues to grow in life and i wonder whether or not im better off personally without the fortune. if i had the money it could have masked my issues for a longer period of time, then i would have had to deal with them later in life when i was older which might have been more difficult. i feel like at least now i have a better perspective on life and am more successful as a person moving forward. silver lining or im just deluding myself.

Guaranteed virgins

Wow...fuck you

Confirmed for never having tried to break up with a girl on a worknight and she freaks out and starts smashing your stuff and you don't want to call the cops and so you give up so you can go to sleep because she's been yelling and crying for six hours.

a mix of guilt with male guilt/arrogance
they are properties to us

Confirmed for trash taste in bpd/histrionic women

Meeting my gf.
Don't ignore the red flags folks.
You can't save someone.

No you won’t. If you’re anything like me you won’t. I say that every time. Especially after I got divorced. Went crazy on tinder and bumble and slept with a couple handfuls of randoms for about 3 months. Eventually got tired of always chasing. Got lonely, bored etc. Ended up back with my ex for 9 months after that until I realized why the fuck I divorced her. We broke up, told myself no more relationships because I know I will get tired of it at some point. And just got serious with a girl these last few weeks. Fuck. Here goes a year.

Grad school. Mountain of debt. Didn’t do shit for me

I did 11 years in the army and didnt save shit. Had I saved only $100 a month I would have had around $13,000 and wouldn't be in the situation I'm in now. But I could have easily saved $200 or $300. Shouldn't have gotten out

>Meeting my gf.
>Don't ignore the red flags folks.
>You can't save someone.

Fucking A, right. This x5000.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Oof. That's gotta hurt.

>be me 20
>live at gf's dads
>he has hot young Spanish wife
>don't have job so I stay at home most days
>gf and her dad leave for work mon-fri
>spend a lot of time with gf's step mom
>one day
>be laying on couch in living room
>she comes out of bathroom in just towel after shower
>no big deal
>but then she starts talking to me and looking deep in my eyes
>sits at the end of couch nudging my feet to make room
>she talks about my gf and how she can here us having sex
>I appologise
>she says not to, that she likes it
>asks me if that makes me nervous
>tell her I don't mind if she listens
>she says sometimes she dows more than listen
> tells me how it made her so wet one time she had to touch herself
>asks about my gfs pussy and how tight it is
>at this point im rock hard and trying to reposition my self
>askes if shes being to inappropriate
>tell her not at all
>she asks about how we usually have sex
>tell her shortly
>asks me to be more descriptive
>start to talk dirty about my gf to her
>notice she slide her hand in her towel but cant see what shes doing
>notices me trying to look
>asks if I want to see
lead to some of the best sex ive ever had, we also hook up regularly now, but I have distanced myself because shes asked me to leave my door cracked while I have sex with gf

Fuck man just give me some hope lol. The only thing I want is to come home to nobody, and also fuck a few times a week.

Had a chance to work my dream job for a film studio based in Los Angeles. Got blackout drunk the night before in celebration and woke up 6 hours after I was supposed to be on set. The guy texted me and said don't even bother showing up. Now I work in a factory. Shit fucking haunts me

Damn. You could have been fucking actresses in your Porsche by now

That's pretty fucking hot my man. I would definitely let that bitch listen to me fucking my GF. Spanish women are crazy though I could see it getting out of hand real quick. Pump a nut or two into that Latin hottie for me pal

Yeah guy. To make it worse she's actually my ex fiancee. 5 years and a ring in wasted.

I don't know what she is but my modest education in psychology is telling me she's bi polar..
It destroyed absolutely everything and he refused help.

Patience, encouragement, love, doesn't matter. "I support you, you really need to see a doctor about your feelings" filtered through her brain as "you're crazy you.fucking bitch lololol!!!!"

That's the shittist, off the shelf analogy I've heard for a long time. How long you been waiting to use it?

don't say this man I really like my current gf and neglected some red flags....

Kek

Tinder and Bumble are your friends then. The shitty part is the fact that I hate telling women I’m no longer interested. So I end up ghosting them and feel shitty about it. But I couldn’t ghost a wife. It took her cheating on me to finally say “Ha! You can’t do that! I’m out!” Was relieved when it happened because it was my easy pass to get out of that god awful relationship.

try to get pics for a thread Friday when everyone's gone... wil post pics, cover will be lucky charm man if I do

not long, he just samefagged

Youre watching too much porn kiddo

Fuck. You are describing my life. In every single way, including the degree, the ring, the time, everything.

Fuck.

Only partially guilty. That girl was particularly bad. What usually happens is I'll be casually dating a few women with no intentions because I never really have the desire to start a relationship. Then one will push really hard and we'll spend more time together get more and attached and then suddenly we're in a relationship. And a lot of them obviously end up obsessive.

My current girlfriend though, nothing is really wrong with her. I figured I'd proactively date someone without many issues. But I'm still bored and kind of annoyed at her for no real reason. And it's because it's not the women in particular I didn't like, it's because I don't like relationships. She'll ultimately be fine, but she'll be very very sad when I dump her, so I have to psych myself up for that.

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I'll do a mix of apps and real life. I don't have too much trouble meeting women, only breaking up with them.

>love her, love her son

Nigga you taking care of another mans kid. You got cheated on and took her back. Sounds like they are having all the fun, but you’re paying for dinner. Sorry for your insecurity my man, I couldn’t do the used kid shit.

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did you bust a fat nut in the roomate at least?

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You sound like a girl.

Man up and figure out what you want. That's the #1 problem of women. Get in a relationship and conduct yourself on the terms of that relationship that YOU set or continue on wasting fertile women's time because wahh wahh you can't figure out how to be a man. I'd be very embarrassed if you're a day over 22, if younger I guess give yourself some time but figure it out quick

Meeting them is the easy part. But eventually the one you like a little more than the others ends up being the one that pushes and pushes and then POP now you’re together. Lol

Do you realize you lost your child?

I'm sorry for your loss user. To was her (bad) choice tho, not yours.

Therapy might help with coping.

Sell stuff at the right time and spend it wisely, should do the trick

Make her learn to love it

fingered my gf, we break up cuz i didnt want to fuck her. starts making rumours all around the campus.(back in college)

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Yes, which is part of the reason why I'm still trying with her. Irrational as that may be.

She kept the ultrasounds. I still have them. Think about it almost every day.

Before I thought I didn't want relationships with those particular women, but I know for sure now I don't want a relationship at all. I'll break up with my gf in April after she finishes a particular life goal. I don't think she'll be one to argue about it, just be very upset.

Yep, we end up in the same situation. A breakup is always a relief for me, even if the buildup is tense.

>didn't die
>involuntary manslaughter
Wut

Am engaged with a beautiful sexy Latina - met her when she had 2 kids. I was bartending making tons of cash and was 22 she was 33 ... few years later engaged etc I got into construction to have hours to be able to be apart of the kids lives.

Now she’s pregnant -
When custody happen with the kids she’s asked me if I wanted her to fight for custody was offering to give them up only expect for the weekends - now I take care of two guys kids and can’t fuck her when the stay over 7 days on 7 days off. The off days are perfect on days suck. Always trying to find validation but sometimes I feel like I should have gotten with someone with kids -

She’s amazing and everything I think I just need to man up and accept her for who she is and what she’s brings to the table but a part of me misses doing coke and fucking teens in New York when making drinks all night

Shouldnt *

That’s the awkward thing she’s not coming after me. The 2nd time I could tell she figured it out. We went to get coffee and she grilled me hard after the 3rd time it was just silence, like she accepted it. She wasn’t even hammered just a heavy buzz. It’s kind of surreal seeing a girl just accept of I stay the night at their house I’m getting creampied.

There's no room in a Porche to fuck, moron. Well, unless you're both midgets, i guess.

Fuck man that's some rough shit. Btw, you know you should be 18 to be here, right?

When I was 15 I got blackout drunk at a house party that my older sister who was in college brought me to. These fratboys who I thought were being nice to me convinced my that this drunk girl who was sleeping in one of the bedrooms wanted to have sex with me. I was a virgin at the time. Anyways I stumbled into the room and glombed on top of her sloppily making out with her face and started pulling my pants down. She woke up when I had my penis exposed and rubbing against her and ran out screaming after pushing me off the bed.

>loser confirmed
Keep your loser life and loser attitude to yourself.
Loser.
You should really kill yourself.

You are the worst type of thing in existence. A back-stabbing, lying, moral-less, empty piece of shit. End your life now and do the world a favor. You are cancer on this planet.

Lol'd

Getting started with this bitch in the first place. Should have just stayed single. Now I've accumulated 5 hall passes that I've yet to use. But Vegas comes for me in three weeks, then she'll know. She'll fucking know.

If you had invested that even slightly, you could have lived off it for the rest of your life. You fucked up big time.

falling in love with someone with shitton of mental disorders

in the past like 2 years ago

I feel ya, same situation here..
Bipolar, massive anxiety, suicidal.
Every other girl i just talk to is a threat and she breaks down if i have a 1 min conversation with another female.

You realize you're the one with the problem right?

>18 years old
>Win about $800 at a casino
>Was talking to a big titty goth girl who lived a few thousand miles away
>She has a long distance boyfriend, but he basically tells me to go and fuck her in his place
>Alright, you don't need to ask me twice!
>Take a week off and travel out to visit her
>Immediately fuck her and it is the best thing ever
>We finish up, clean up, and start cuddling and watching a movie
>She gets a text from a hookup asking if he can come over and fuck her
>I protest, but she basically begs me to be cool about it since she 'owes him', says (boyfriend) doesn't mind so I shouldn't, etc.
>This sucks but whatever
>He comes over, they fuck for 10 minutes loudly, he leaves
>I'm uncomfortable, but I'm already fucking someone else's girl so whatever why should I care?
>This happens again the next day
>And again the day after
>Meanwhile, her mom SCREAMS at her every time I am in her presence, forcing me to come out of her room only to use the bathroom or if we're leaving
>After three days I can't take it and go to a hotel
>Blow all the money I had, since I had to stay until my flight, and spend four days in a random podunk city all on my own

Boys will be boys and girls will be trouble

My everyday fucking life.

Damn it.

It honestly helps to know that I'm not alone and other people deal with this shit.

Please explain.

>have chance to fuck my best friend's ex
>don't do it because bros before hos
>tell best friend she hit me up but I didn't go through with it
>he acts like its cool but things seem different after I told him
>starts putting me down a lot
>I think he must just be pissed at the fact she even hit me up in the first place
>one night we get drunk together and he starts saying this really personal mean shit to me
>almost turns into a physical fight
>block each other's numbers afterwards and haven't spoke to him since
>I should've fucked his ex, it wouldn't have made a difference anyways

you mentioned several times that your gf helps you out with things. Start doing shit yourself more often. Women love men who can get shit done.

Fuck with my sister when we were drunk on the xmas party

bpd, mpd, and a whole fucked-up childhood
hope your situation gets better though

having 10k on my credit card

man you really went the wrong way then they taught you about safe sex huh

Just tried to post my life story on here about 10 minutes ago. Nobody cares

wtf happened? why?

Divorce with parents not giving a shit about their kid, mom left and dad is a raging alcoholic.
Grew up living with him, cleaning up after him and him passed out drunk and naked in the livingroom.
But its fucking hard choosing not to meet up with friends in the weekends cause they have female friends or a gf.
If i do its two weeks of crying and accusing me of fucking everything with a pair of tits.

Absolutely love her tho, when she doesent have anxiety or stuff she's the absolute best, but shits tough.

first mistake was thinking she'd care about you if she doesn't really care about her bf

>loser loser loser loser kys

Which playground did you hear that one on

dad raped him, mom abused him, showing his naked body off to her friends and letting them touch him
he's had a lot of people in his life rape and sexually assault him
occasionally he'll get in a pissed mood with me but it works out in the end and I wouldn't give the world for him

seconded. Mash your balls in between 2 large books

b8/10

similar situation. turned out his gf had pretty much been fucking everyone we knew. Had the oppourtunity one time when she drove me home. Didn't

instead of any of this BS leddit advice, just NEVER TELL HER and move on

Damn thats rough...

not him, but your response is way more infantile than his
how ironic

Fuck you guy. This user speaks the truth. You only say shit because you're kissless sad little virgin