who wants to be my mom Yea Forums
Who wants to be my mom Yea Forums
Ian Cruz
Eli Moore
You boy or girl?
Justin Reyes
You know, it's shit like this that makes me think the psychos from Borderlands are just normal people.
I'd rather hang with the conductor of the poop train than see this shit.
Carter Diaz
my tits and dick arent that big though. that okay?
Leo Martinez
Oh sure thing sweetie~ I don't mind at all~
Chase Watson
really?
Luke Bailey
Yes, please continue
Christopher Carter
boy
Jonathan Lee
i guess
Austin Ross
Well of course silly~ Do you want a mommy like me~?
Brody Ortiz
I would love to have you as a mommy
Liam Nguyen
Got a discord then, sweetheart~?
Lincoln Reed
theXDist#1767
Easton Walker
Shit son can I watch whatever deviancy is going to transpire there?
Michael Richardson
Neck yourself discord tranny.
Gabriel Miller
If you are realy can I have u as a mommy as well?
Sebastian Morales
Everyone just needs to send a discord~!
Ryder Gomez
futanari bitch
Levi Carter
Do you have kik mommy?
James Robinson
I don't have a kik~! Discord only, sweetheart~
Luke Nelson
The666sinners#0762
Nicholas Hill
Why did u block me :(
Evan Anderson
You were rude and that's a no-no
Wyatt Cooper
Kek post convo
Thomas Stewart
Wut I just wanted to see ur glorious body. Pls unblock me. I promise I will be a good boy.
Andrew Bailey
Do you really think that is a person who isnt larping?
Ryan Hughes
I honestly don't think they're keeping it a secret, just stupid people think its not just rp lol
Hudson Walker
>Be me
>Rejected by women over a dozen times consecutively throughout my life
>Always wanted a mommy gf
>Fantasize about suicide daily for two decades
>Discover /r9k/ several years ago since I had nothing going on with my life, living the NEET nightmare and watching everyone else develop and enjoy life while I rot in my room
>Learn I'm not alone in this experience and we would dickwave about who the bigger loser is
>Some user makes a few mommy threads
>Lurk them, nothing but shitposts
>Femanon posts pic of herself in apron and leaves a kik handle
>Think there's no fucking way this is legit, definitely some user trying to ruse
>Probably everyone else thinking the same thing because no one hit her up
>Bite the bullet, say fuck it, I'm too desperate and lonely and I don't care what happens anymore
>Contact her
>Have her prove her identity to me before I get too interested and show her myself
>Tfw now have had a mommy gf for five years now, buys me diapers and wants me to be her diapered bf 24/7, dependent on her (but I don't want it to be 24/7 because I like money and I want to be able to support the both of us)
Feels fantastic brahs. Probably one user will see this and gain hope, fuck the trolls and shit though. Goodnight Yea Forums.
Austin Green
Can you do another discord I'd like to have a nice chat without any quarrels
Andrew Jenkins
That is such a nice story, did you make it up? I'm sure a faggot like you could only get a bottom barrel bear.