Ask a guy who just found a genital wart and has been in a relationship for two years anything

Ask a guy who just found a genital wart and has been in a relationship for two years anything.

I'm not gonna tell her.

What do I do?

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get the herpes and give it to her.

make it even.

get high and go to bed?

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cut it off and eat it to gain its power

You're probably mistaken... Show pic fag

Lol just one?!?

Don't smoke weed

But Ill have some booze.

I am pretty distraught right now, the doctor put me on immoquilmod. I've been tested many times and I asked about this little lump on my ballsack and was baffled.

Yes, its about the size of a single grain of short grain rice. Soft, no hard top on my ballsack.

I don't know how I got it.

Girlfriend didn't cheat, I have constant tabs on her and neither have I.

>Girlfriend didn't cheat, I have constant tabs on her

State of denial.

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>Girlfriend didn't cheat,

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OP here

Anyone else have them?

I love my girlfriend terribly, I am just scared to tell her and have her leave me. I'm also really curious if she may have been vaccinated.

I live with the woman, we share a car, and work in the same place.
Not in denial, id be impressed if she found the time. Between our dog and work.

dog cheated then. gave it to your girl, and she gave it to you.

kick him out.

How do you know then if it is? Did you go to a doctor? I thought I had one but it turned out to be a skin tag. Also I did it with a girl once. Wore condom. After I finished the condom was all bloody. I said are you on your period...no user...I hope I dont... don't what?...not getting sick wtf...made her take it off. Got tested for months. Must of been herpes 2 and the blisters popped inside her.

Even more of an incentive to cheat. Being together every minute 24/7 makes no one happy. I bet you're in for a surprise too.

That sounds more like grandular mitosis to me, you should use the coca-cola treatment.

I saw my GP, he was semi sure.

I think I should maybe see a dermatologist?

I do fuck off and do stuff without her, shes the one and I don't wanna fuck it up.

Fair thought that I should probably have made clearer, I'm almost positive she didn't give it to me. I had it from before. Just finally got it looked at.

Just get it frozen off and don’t have sex till it’s healed

95% of genital warts can’t be spread if you don’t have any showing

Typically in time they appear less and less till they go and lay totally dormant

>semi sure
Yeah, see a pro. It's weird how you don't know where it came from and only 1.

I saw a urologist

I have an idea where it came from, had a one night fling with a girl before my current relationship

I still am friends with her, she has no signs and has offered to show me her tests, but alas I do not believe her.

Its only one and it has never grown.

vs a Derm?

Yes. He told me it was a skin rag straight up.

Tag*

I just sent my doctor a message asking for a referral to a derm.

you gotta tell her, user.

i found out i have hpv a few months ago and it was fucking terrible, b ut i gave my bf the option to stay with me or not.

now were a hpv positive happy couple.

yay

this is terrible advice

That word probably work anyway. Hope it's a woman doctor. That awkward moment when the urologist touches your pee pee and you start to get hard. I close my eyes and think of granny porn. Dosent work.

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Get some dick control man. Good lord...

lol ur gay

lol why... im basically just telling him to be honest with his gf

op here,

lol.

because its hpv, the worlds not over you stupid cunt.

You likely contracted over two years ago. It can take several years to show, especially if you have a good immune system. It tends to appear just after an illness or during a long bout of extreme stress.

If she was you first sexual contact, of any sort, then yeah, she probably gave it to you. She likely had no idea. I've seen many cases where a raging case of HPV was the first clue a woman gets she was sexually assaulted as a child.

Don't assume. Talk to your doc, they can type the strain of HPV and from there you can find your options. Most strains are harmless, only a few carry the POTENTIAL for serious risk, mostly for her. A few can rot your fucking cock off and raise your cancer risks. Get it tested.

I thought the ones that produce warts are not to worry?

how likely is it my girlfriend is immunized?

We are both 27.

Highly unlikely she is vaccinated, unless you guys are from Texas when Rick the dick Perry made the untested hpv vaccine mandatory for girls in public school..

No, if it can cause unusual skin growth, it can pose a risk. You'll need to get it removed, then tested. If it's a high risk strain, your girlfriend should get yearly pap smears, not just the bullshit every three year pap.

Otherwise, she'll die from cervical cancer.

If you love her, you wouldn't let her die that way. You can play it off, come up with some bullshit about how you have no fucking idea how you were exposed. You can catch it from sharing cigarettes with someone that is positive, anytime mucus touches mucus membrane.

If it's not a high risk strain, let it go.

We live in Hawaii, Would it have been a thing a doctor advised her to get? I know she got a pap smear approx a year ago.

Would this be better handled by a urologist, or a derm?

Thank you based user for the sound guidance.

You better talk to her for several reasons.
1) for the reaction, if she's been faithful.
2) for the cure, both for you and her - warts are hellish things.
3) because what fool expect a relationship to function if you don't even talk about such basic things? Communication man.

penis in bagina

>living with a woman

>sharing a car with a woman

>working with your woman

jesus fuck

The progressive thing to do is cut off your penis.

Dermatologist, hell, as since you're in leftist lalaland Hawaii, go to Planned parenthood. Make it clear you want the sample tested for HPV and a breakdown of the strains.

If it comes up ugly, get honest with your girlfriend, pay for another pap. If the pap comes back ok, CAREFULLY weigh the idea of her getting the hpv vaccine.

Fun fact: The immune boost she gets from being pregnant lowers her chances of a bad outcome, it also changes her breast tissue, significantly reducing her chances of breast cancer.

If you love her, get her pregnant.

This is the only way.

>If you love her, get her pregnant.
seems legit

It's an omen
;)

Not telling her and I assume to stupid to go to the Dr but you want us to tell you what to do. Fuck Yea Forums is stupid. I vote cut it off.

Checked and keked

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