Celeb thread
A true hero edition
Celeb thread
A true hero edition
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Indeed he is one.
thank you threadmaker
Based.
day 3 without kate user things have never been colder
discord
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Rip in peace
She’s sexy
one day sweet kate user will return to us
.. . . .... . . ..
Dad, am I sexy?
no u
stupid
Come home from work
"Get what you need done done, lewding with anons and jerking off is a waste of time"
Penis: "bro this is some hot shit just edge for two and a half hours and do what you need to do tomorrow"
Why do I do this to myself
tomorrows another chance to be better
Thanks. Honestly
Because you have an addiction to it. You conditioned yourself by seeing these threads thousands of times. The same can happen with tranny threads too if you arent careful.
On the bright side, if you stop exposing yourself to that kind of shit you'll return to normal.
If I can do it tomorrow I won't do it today.
Because you're a closet homo and feel that talking to strangers on the internet about how you masturbate is interesting.
cringe response
I believe you have the strength user
hi
No u
I'll be back soon Lilianon
Hello sleepyhead.
Fuck why is there never anybody good on here anymore? Just people that like to talk about how they'd cuddle celebs? And only the boring ones?
how did you know Im sleepy
Because I know that you're tired at this time of day. I woke up not long ago and I felt it was the afternoon when it's actually 3:25 in the morning here.
This thread needs some dua lipa thighs
>Just people that like to talk about how they'd cuddle celebs?
Those are the best kind of posters tho
oh, hello there
Jaysis
>Fapfapfapfapfap
JAP & great tits somehow = Gets away with half her act being just trashing women.
While she ain't funny, her bash privilege cracks me up
>cuddle
Just woke up with my cousinfu snoring on top of me
I'm all for pictures of pretty people in various states of undress - but why do you, creators of these threads, harp on about how much you masturbate to each others comments about masturbating?
I don’t need to know that you’re “squeezing it extra tight bro” or how you’ve been edging for hours.
Why do you think people want to know?
because those retards are faggots
I suppose - and then there's the roleplay...
... like this, it's embarrassing. So far removed from anything even resembling sexy, or interesting, or stimulating for anyone at all.
I just don't get it - please, post the sexy celebs, yes - but don't spice it up with silly commentary, it's frankly off-putting.
Nice try fage, i see right through your fib
>never let Dan suck on her toes while furiously hog-masturbating, unlike her co-stars
Hero
you can just leave and never come back you know
You don't really make much sense there.
S-s-sorry s-sir I d-d-don't t-t-think I d-deserve t-to h-have h-h-her...
Mhm, nice of you to say so.
Really I could just ignore all the noise and just look at the pics, which is what I usually do - just felt it was time to mention my misgivings about your mutual wank-commentary.
And then there's the bloke typing in effin' STAMMERING!
Her career is tanking because she refuses to do that. She's /our girl/.
You say that like im the one doing it
you should really lurk more
How graceful of you.
H-h-having a-a g-g-girl l-like vicky m-m-makes m-me t-t-the l-luckiest...
But you don't - living out you fantasy in these threads, stammering and all, doesn't make it real.
You make me cringe.
your mother was pretty graceful while i fucked her in the ass last night
i-i k-know y-y-you're j-j-just j-jealous t-that i-i h-h-have vicky a-and y-y-you d-d-don't...
oh god more , what huge xray possible photo oh my god someone needs to do this
Good for dear ol' mum, I don't think she's gotten any for decades.
You must be a gerontophile, she's pushing 80.
Eesh, all that lose, wrinkly skin.
yeah that's right you basic bitch think about your naked mother for me
It's Brenda Song's birthday today
Say something nice about her!
Oh god in heaven, the embarrassment.
Sorry, my mind is currently filled with nude Olivia Wilde.
At least shes not a nigger
My teenhood crush
rude
hero for midgets
>don't forget to subscribe to Pewdiepie
Is she unironically the most attractive woman currently in the public eye?
>not the hero we wanted, but the hero we deserved
I doth declare this a Brenton Tarrant tribute thread
What are all these badly photoshopped dwarves and midgets supposed to signify in these threads? Does it make any sort of sense?
Enlighten me please.
She makes me want to race mix
he cant keep getting away with this
Because people make fun of Brenton's height being 5 ft 2 or something so I shopped a whole bunch of midgets into Brentonesque satire
I'll count that as a compliment
Name a more iconic duo.
Doesn't explain the same pics in threads like these before Brenton had his little outing.
There used to be a midget spammer in these threads
Ryry and Bella
She just resembles my real life cousin is all
Humanity is so embarrassingy, idiotically primitive and vindictive.
It is cringeworthy beyond by ability to put into words.
Well shit...
Brenton Tarrant has lil man complex...this midget was angry with the world. only a total scumbag would shoot unarmed women & children
They should pass a law barring manlets from owning guns
holy shit those threads went to shit
That's discrimination based on appearance not on mental stability
No, I'm pretty sure he's just insane.
Like the ISIS gits who shoot people are insane.
>stop being weird
>lurks on Yea Forums
the classic fag that wants everyone else to change but himself
>reeeeeeeeeeeee i wont leave and wanna get triggered
retard
how does it make you feel that dfu left us forever?
It's like you can't read.
Brenton Tarrant is just another autistic wiite brainlet, manlet, a virgin incel loser with a massive inferiority complex, who cowardly murders others because his life sucks due to his poor genetics...his genes are further tainted considering the fact he is australian. Those fuckers are descendents of rapists & pedophiles & other filthy convict scum mixed with abbos. In fact you can see traces of abbo blood in Brenton Tarrant in his squinty gook type eyes & ape like forehead
Well, the australian part you can't really argue with lmao
but was he really autistic and does that even relate to racism and the active alt-right
A Kat is fine too
Since when?
Best advertisement for hbo right here
4 days
More than fine I think!
he probs went on vacation dawgies its all kibble
Who kicked him out?
A very fine Kat indeed
he said he is fed up with constant hate spam and such and posts on waifuist now
what the hell is that
He is still around. Just hardly posts Mackenzie anymore since I do. Dove lilly and ryry he does.
To be fair, most of Yea Forums is suffused with hateful spammers.
I suppose these individuals are so permanently angry and primitive that they only joy they get is to be unpleasant?
see how can you possibly not know that? a super old board on 8ch
some just want to hate to get hated. i dont judge if he never comes back
Makes sense.
Well good luck to him and finding happiness with his daughters
I don't know who he is - I'm just pointing at a general tendency.
they got bullied user, now they have become the bully
This is so true.
Uh? He doesnt have any daughters. He wants some though, probably adopt.
hope so to. might get kik to stay in touch with him. he was my favourite poster
an og poster. posting since years
pretty sure user refered to his larping
Same here. I have a feeling he might have been storyanon too.
i can only spare one kat
did you just call dadfu og, kek
Thanks user, that's what I call a quality pussy!
i think so. he wrote a lot of stuff
he aint a nigger but he an og user
meow
>*Hissing noises.*
lost.
>this list is incomplete
>you can help by expanding it
>Not knowing his other aliases
Lol
I fail to see how that is worthy of a "lol"
Jaysis. Moar?
db is my waifu
Dovey's lips were stung by a hundred bees!
I think he meant to say "lmao @ ur life".
If it's not worthy of a "lol" - I find it's even less worthy of a "lmao"
I know you're trying to be derogatory and all and it is sweet - but really... please.
Don't sass me, hun.
No, don't sass ME, darlin'
what are they? besides db
What makes this elligible for the ass-kisser treatment besides the fact that he posted for 365+ days about how much he cringily craved for his "co-worker's" feet on his lap while at "work" in his "private office" everyday on a chinese silkweaving website?
he was really good at sucking cock
Emma Stone handjobbed me in a Denny's bathroom store in exchange for a grandslam breakfast platter.
I heard about that. It happened in Burbank right?
I'm the guy, yeah
hot dayum I'm jealous. Righteous famallama >.
Emma Stone is a very sad lonely virgin and filled with numerous regrets
lol
Can he throat like a good slut?
Emma Stone's vagina smells like gangreen
Dubs logged, throat clogged
Only small peen eyes
Shame he’s such a size queen
just like Old Money God
She has frog fingers
i never saw him insulting someone or hate on someones waifu. he contributed a ton of celebs not just his 'daugthers'
and dont we all crave to fuck our hot coworkers?
>true stories
new frog
CURRENT FROG
I find it hard to distinguish anons sometimes, when celebrity variables increase tbh
swop the d and the b around
HE HE HEEEEEEEEEEEE XD
i am glad that this is jokes
just look at the filenames. imgur filenames were a good indicator for his posts
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Gave us the redpill to see the truth,but got beaten by a bunch of world manipulating snakes...