I have a thick eight inch penis. I'm skinny as fuck and regularly put the entire length of it into two different side pieces (one 21yo and one 26yo). Oh, and I'm better than you.
Pic related
Kik: bignobtod - for those pathetic cucks that need proof of their inferiority
Get strong kid
Why?
I could easily kill you with my bare hands. Unimpressed.
Because of that
Soybody and tiny little nuts. Almost a woman.
Yeah but you'll never fondle a girls anterior fornix with your bellend so who's the really winner? Eh?
>white
Ew
r o b u t t Cake or, thanks Why are Americans so fucked when it hits nothing vital.
Lol skinny guys. This is why y’all get bullied
Why would I want to? I cum whether I can do that or not. I'd rather have an average dick and not be ridiculously weak
Pic of it in your side pieces?
I cervix box my girlfriend all the time. I’ve got maybe a 6.5er. You just have a useless end on your dick. Adds literally nothing to you and it’s clearly all you got. Get fit faggot and shitpost elsewhere.
Positions lad and bigger girls lad. That's what a long dick gives you.
Bet you have to get half your torso into your gfs clown pocket before you hit that cervix.
>so who's the really winner?
The guy that can slap your gf's ass and you not being able to do shit about it, that's who.
Hell, I'm impressed.
Would suck.
i don't know about you guys, but hitting your gf's cervix itself sounds kind of disgusting, don't you think... i'm quite happy with my average sized dicko
He can have her.
Some real sad monogamists here.
Also, moar plox
>He can have her.
He can have you too if he wanted.
Congrats, glad you like fucking fat chicks. Looks like your interest in women matches your nigger dick lmao
>real sad manogamists here
You don’t have anything going for you besides a slightly above average dick, do you? Your posts ooze with the need for verification from what is likely a bunch of turbovirgins.
Haha you fucking body builders and gym rats. Always comes down to repressed homeeroticism and a deep seated insecurity.
Nope. I have absolutely nothing else going for me.
>people who work out and achive goals of having a good looking body are pathetic
>what are my good qualities?
>muh dick
You’re literally a nigger if you haven’t noticed
Is one of ur side pieces hunter?
Much better goals out there mate.
Rather than the time sink that is lifting.
The effort to reward ratio for me is too slim to waste time on that shit.
Good. Go jack off on cam for a bunch of old lonely boomers, you can make some decent side cash. Eventually you'll get sick of it and realize there is more to life than bragging about your dick size.
Like fucking meaningless whores that anyone with an average dick can fuck? Keep kidding yourself, faggot. We all know you’re looking for furries who wanna suck your dick on kik.
How did you guess?
Initials HZ ?
more please?
Yo what kind of chris angel shit is going on there. Fuckin guy should have a show in Vegas
>improved self discipline isn't a good goal
I also have an 8 inch dick like you, had your same mindset for a couple years. Started lifting weights a few months ago, and I honestly wish I started earlier. You become a better stronger person for putting yourself through voluntary pain. You'll change, you wont be a pussy forever.
I second and third that
Answer me pussy is one of ur side pieces hunter ?
You can put your self through voluntary pain and stress in many other ways my dear. Lifting weights up and down isn't the be all and end all of personal struggle and development you shortsighted millennial cuck
>Lifting weights up and down isn't the be all and end all of personal struggle and development
>provides no alternative
So what is then faggot? What's your ideal way of becoming a better you?
Good for you OP, I'm happy for you!
Why would a provide a thundercunt like you with any advice?
Keep lifting them weights "bro"
Finally!
Thanks for the kind words good sir.
You don't HAVE any better advice faggot.
I thought I was straight as fuck but can we have more pics of that beautiful dick?
Are you fucking hunter ?
You have tiny hands and womanly arms
I could easily maul you into submission in front of your "side pieces"
Just stop lad.
Yw. Let me ram your boipussy. Well I'm bigger than you so I doubt you could do much to stop me.
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
Answer me bitch are you fucking hunter
You’re a pussy for not answering .
Nice one OP. This is the first time I've ever seen a giant penis and actually laughed at how stupid it looked.