Here's the situation. I'm playing cat and mouse with College security right now...

Any updates OP?

Throw some empty mags to distract the guards and use your tranq gun if nessesary. You got this, snake

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why did your dumbass smoke in the lounge?

This is campus police. We are on Yea Forums. We will now be checking each closet.

It's been really quiet but I am on a middle floor. When I first got in here I could hear them walking by because they have radios.

just don't come out for another 5 years when weed is legal in the US

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fake a seizure when they find you

I didn't really smoke I use the Pax Vaporizer and I've done it before a lot of times it's just I thought security was finished making the rounds for the next hour but I guess some security people walking by earlier weren't actually on a normal walk so it tripped me up

OP is the ceiling solid or shit paneling? You could crawl into the ceiling if you aren't a fat cunt.

and if you have to, don't hesitate to engage in CQC.

something something your knife and camo and other horseshit.

god i loved mgs3

what is in the closet with you? any clothes? uniforms? a mop? give me enough details and i can get you out of this.lets start easy, what floor of the building are you on? how many floors are there?

this is retarded DONT DO THIS

Lmfao I have no plans on crawling into any ceilings. I just need to get out of this building. It's a tower with multiple floors and the only exits are on the ground floor

How did you escape from them anyway? Seems they caught you redhanded

I see white and black trash bags and a janitor's cart with cleaning shit on it

Where do u live user?
Is it North Korea when they're manhunting u for smoking dope in a campus?
Frenchfag here and I smoke like everyday in my campus and I guess everybody knows that Im a heavy stoner, but no one gives a fuck about it

So he goes to the hospital and they got the medical proofs that he smoked weed, are you insanely stupid man?

Fine, don't do ceiling. Are there any chairs or heavy objects? You could smash a window and jump out the window. Or off the roof. 3 floors up isn't that bad.

hey guys op here,

campus security caught me but said they'd let me go if i sucked off all of them in a row, wish me luck!

get in the cart when he is away and cover yourself with trash

The lounge itself had glass walls and they walked by but backtracked and it gave me a chance to run out and up the stairway

whats all on the cart?

Put on trashbag, tie string around your neck, run for the door. That way they won't see your face.

Hahahahhahhahhaha!!
Bro you have to understand how funny this is.

Is there ammonia and bleach? You could gas them.

you could take your hoodie off and leave it in the closet? You'll be topless but better than being caught I guess? They probably think you've already left.

there's no way I could smash a window and climb down that would be crazy. It would wake people up and I would have to fall a minimum of one story onto glass.

are there any towels?
particularly a bath towel size

roll

I honestly can't do that there's no way I would make it back to my place it's freezing and snowing outside

Have a friend bring you another hoodie/shirt?

No nothing like that

>"Snake, try to remember the basics of CQC. You can also use your box to disguise yourself."

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also what else are you wearing. you said hoodie i assume you have pants of some sort and maybe underwear?
what kind of shoes?

Take a shit in the closet

OP post a picture with 2 fingers touching the heel of your right shoe or you are a certified faggot
>inb4 toodark.pussy

any face masks? for like dust and shit? rubber gloves?

Fucking idiot. Use the trashbags as a parachute.

Sweatpants boxers shoes socks. I also have a beanie

OP call up a friend and tell them to bring you some clothes. Then walk out a free man. Also post pics with timestamp please.

I guess your best bet is to wait it out, unless you can get a friend to come help you out. If you wait for an hour they will probably give up.

Wait for at least a few more hours and hide the vape somewhere in the building

Post pic of inside of utility closet while showing a as proof

rollllll

Do it fgt

faggot you deserve this

is it a residence hall? i assume so.

The first thing I did before going on Yea Forums was text and call a bunch of my friends. It's really late here in the ones up. Everybody's got class but me tomorrow

I got you OP
>break a broom or mop handle into a spear
>tie a trashbag around your neck like a cape
>put hoodie closed around face or wrap it as a mask
>sneak downstairs
>run screaming towards the doors with spear
>guard will move out of way
>run into street
>get hit by car

Don't damage property, don't hurt anyone, and most importantly, show hog if you want actual advice

stfu nibba, he did well.
Came straight to the community.
He shall be rewarded for this

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Do you go to school in or near New York cuz 100% I'd drive there to help out

Yeah post pic as proof faggot

Just w8 there till morning or surrender to the security

ok were you wearing the beanie when they way you?
what color is your hoodie? does it have any logos on it?

saw* not way

This would lead to infinite friendship.
Reach user asap

It's Navy and I'm sure they saw me. This entire time I've been contemplating if they saw my face and I'm still not sure either way.

And yeah ive been wearing the beanie

Do they have video footage of you ?
Because you can just get caught, and deny if they lack evidence.

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CALL A FRIEND AND MAKE HIM BRING A TSHIRT. HE CAN HIDE HOODIE ON BACKPACK AND YOU RETARDS WALK AWAY. EZ.

when they saw you were you wearing the beanie??

security will probably wait for an hour max, they probably have better stuff to do

No I'm not a New York but thank you

Do you still have any weed or paraphernalia on you? If not, then just walk up out of that place like you didn't do shit wrong.

Are you in a dorm OP?

Can u turn the hoodie inside out or some shit? Is there a uniform in the utility closet?

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ok. take the beanie off. turn the hoodie inside out.
how many floors to ground level?

Idk if works like dat buddy

Yeah but I also threw my hood up before I booked it out of the lounge

That's pretty much what I've been banking on. I still haven't heard a thing

Yeah

This, exept wait longer than an hour. Better safe than sorry. If I were you I'd just chill in the closet for several hours while playing mobile Vidya or reading or something

Im on the 4th ground is 1rst so 3 more

This. Look for a uniform or something lul

yeah I'd say anytime after 2 hours is good, the longer you wait the better. Maybe even leave the Pax in the closet and get it later when you've checked security have gone.

Walk downstairs, pull down pants and offer them your tender boipussy. Once they finish pumping you full of their seed, they prob will let you go or keep you around for use later.

im guessing theres a security checkpoint at the doors in and out of the building for the night yes?

The problem with that is I will be on campus grounds for a long distance after I leave the building. If they follow me out which I know they will I wouldn't be able to get off campus in time before police would show up. They have radios that can call them to any location on campus

guys, OP is a faggot and the only real closet here is the one he hasnt come out of yet.

>No timestamp
>No picture
>Security hasnt reviewed the video footage and found him by now = they dont care/ they dont exist
>inb4 danger folder -> obvious comebacks -> "nO caMErAs"

dont forget to clean up after you're done your role playing here btw

Bullshit. Post pic or you're lying

Ya but its still fun to roleplay

And obviously, when you dunno bout shit, wikihow should be included into the lgbt community...they say the very gullible I'm an astronaut.

Then they probably think you're a resident , and you aren't coming back out tonight. I'd just stroll out after you wait a bit. Maybe hit an emergency exit and bolt if you're too nervous to walk out the lobby

do you or do you not have weed paraphenalia on your person. yes or no

Real kids are for the poorer quality of art and abandonment of subtlety in the name to google it, and it was just nerve gas.

Once they worry the fuck do you know you want lmk I'll take what you cannot have.
Janeane Garrafilo handjobbed me at a fast food restaurant?

bleach the hoodie

Cause we're moving right out of your computer mouse, please. requesst?
Limited to what is posted on fb. manage to chew my arm off Post more i could never tame that beast Any Texas tech sluts?

I'm just going to run out right now wish me luck. You're probably right they think it's a resident that's why I'm doing it right now

Yeah i got a bunch of crap on me

Get rid of it retard

leave it in closet and get it later

Good luck dude

Kinda creeped out this person keeps responding to all my posts on different threads

take a trash bag and put all the weed related stuff in it and leave it in the trash part of the cart. if there is any aerosol freshener like fabreeze or some shit on the car spray it on your hoodie. leave the beanie in your pockets and WALK out via the STAIRS with your hood DOWN.

if you are stopped by security. cooperate, but say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

yo man its uni in US, if the police can squeeze a few bucks out of you they will
I'm in upstate NY and they were on our case about this shit, really baffling

Cooperation is really bad advice. You're supposed to fucking run because they can't touch you. They can only tell you what to do and call the police. If you run away off campus the not allowed to chase you off campus because they're not police

Maybe it's some sort of code

That's a bad Rabbit Hole to go down because last time that happened it turned out to be a serial killer trying to kill whoever cracks it

im used to my campus where the Campus "security" is a detachment of the city police

Its predictive text but i've been getting it on threads more than other people

Wait what? That sounds awesome please share

>run
I clicked on the thread and looked at the last post. Don’t even know what you’re talking about, but bro. Run? Nah dude, they’ve got tasers and guns just like regular cops. Handcuffs too and they’re a division of the police department that caters to the campus and its immediate surroundings, not a private security company. At least that’s how my school did things.

Oh shit dude that's crazy talk. I don't want to live in your timeline

Source on this?

FOCUS NIGGERS. OUR Yea ForumsROTHER NEEDS SUPPORT

that's what I thought too

You fucking retard

I guess some schools just spoil the students.

Shit dude. At Kent State all they had we're students and older citizens walking around in security shirts with radios. They would call the police and give you orders if you are ever in trouble but you could just run off campus. I've done it and they followed me but not passed campus

>call in a security threat at a different building across campus
>say some asshole is screaming and waving a gun around or some shit
>escape while security is responding to the call

This is like an old point n click game. Click the eye icon and click the cart to check its contents.

owo das ist gut

At that point it would be less effort to just pull the fire alarm

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Are you all retarded. OP has been caught. He is forced to have oralsex with security as we speak and you sit here and give advice in how to escape the closet? You daft fucks.

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the cops at my university were literally normal police assigned to the school. They were pretty chill tho and i know of many situations where they let me or my friends walk bc we were student.

the point is to get the attention off the building entirely pulling the fire alarm would bring MORE attention to the building retard.

Ah, I went to LSU. Kent State I imagine became pretty lax about security ever since March 1970.

no reply from OP means he got assfucked by beta campus police.

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fucking kek

Most universities require their students to get up even if it's in the middle of the night and exit the building. He would come out with that flow of students

Wear a trash bag over your hoodie, enough to obscure the torso. Seems like you have time maybe you could make sleeves.

This shit is genious, just call and whisper to them so they'd think there's a shooter in the campus, they wont give 2 shits about you after the call, or way better tell a friend to call from a cellphone they dont use and presto, you got away

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Snake! What happened? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!

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>user doesn't want orginal content on Yea Forums
I'm sure you're the same person that complains about all the porn on this board aren't you?

Its not really original

O..op?
is op kill?

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is OP coming back?

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I think it's some weird thing going on with Yea Forums right now. I've seen it in some other threads.

Sweet dreams OP

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DO NOT use your cell phone to call in anything. They can trace that, and they will. Best bet is to tuck the hood inside so it does not show. Then walk out with janitor cart and start cleaning bathrooms. Clean multiple floors working your way down. They will get used to you and assume you are a janitor. Then you can walk right out the front door with the cart.

Its someone with a Yea Forums pass replying with predictive text

It's a bot.

RIP in peace OP

RIP

Good night sweet prince...

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Did OP died?

if you're in the bay area i'll get an uber over and lurk suspiciously around the entrance or something

If there’s CCTV you’re fucked anyway. On the off chance there’s not try the fire alarm