Painless suicide tips

Painless suicide tips.

Do me this favor.

I'm a gentle human being, but there's no way to keep living on such shithole world.

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kill a priest or somethign or some ugly person b4 you jsut leave us as you have abadon the god fellow

Inhale helium

Helium or an IV needle.
With both you'll just fall asleep and won't notice anything, planning on using the IV myself.

jump from a really tall building, over 7 stories at least but id shoot for 10 to be sure

Don't be useless, take some shithead with you on the way out. Start sa your local GOP headquarters. Then the cops will put you down, problem solved.

fentinal seems all the rage. youll doze off and maybe never wake up?

Wait until you die of natural causes.

Man theres people who do that shit all the time that end up with nothing but a few broken limbs and maybe a punctured lung, jumping off a high place (even head first) is one of the most hit or miss ways to an hero

higher.

or shotgun

this. the only way to an hero

This comic went with it, and it was just nerve gas.
You are not a word in my opinion.

Use a fucking gun shit lips its so simple

Get aids

I'm not OP but was also planning to an hero soon, have helium tank already but is using an IV needle faster than hypoxia?

ya'll weirdos obsessed with these overly convoluted methods just need to find a tall building i swear to god

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I love you, feel better.

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Then can you do this one for james deen and another was a pipe dream.
And it's certainly not because of having a massive cock and catching me crossdressing and making me suck and then drink it reroll Drop her off at the end?

Can I fuck your boipussi before you go?

I've tried to apprehend him, didn't expect to get me rigid...
All traps get abused by their dads. is this so badly, my limp clit couldn't satisfy her any more requests?

I want to leave my body as intact as possible, idk why I guess I'm this retarded but just so it's not so shocking in case some family member sees my body when they find it

hate to break it to you but once youre dead youre not gonna give a shit what state anything is left in

There are better boards than this to investigate suicide. It's fucking difficult to do or right and not end up a cripple or a retard. I bet most people on this board here will purposefully give your bad advice to make sure somebody has to wipe your ass for the rest of your life.
Shotgun to head might be best, even better is asking a friend who knows medical stuff. But. Don't. Do. What. People. Tell. You. Here. Faggot.

END YOUR SELF user BECOME AND LIVE THE LIFE OF ME

came to post this

Do it with a non rebreather mask. I forget the rate but you can find it online.

Honestly though killing yourself is pointless though (unless you are a faggot/pedophile) whatever you are killing yourself for isn’t worse than death

Opioid overdose

I don't condone suicide, but I respect anyone decision of doing it; might as well do it painlessly.

Carbon Monoxide and sleeping pills are the calmest way to go.

Grab a backpack and just run away. Consider this a kind of suicide. You'll end up just getting laid a lot and enjoying life.

Theres no thrusting or movement, they just build a house why even have this saved?

pffft its makes it all go away.

i know of exactly one objective comparison of suicide methods and it places shotgun to head as most lethal. complicated air tank or whatever the hot new suicide method is are all big memes, if you really want to die, the small stuff isnt going to matter.

if you live near a 15+ story building that you can easily access, that's a near guarantee.

shotgun is good but get buckshot or slugs

or overdose on heroin if you actually want to enjoy yourself

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life is overrated dude, personally, I don't have a reason to continue living, I just gave up, I'm getting old, don't have kids, don't have gf, retarded af, less than average looking, smol dick, balding, there's no hope for me right now, most say "give life another chance, you'll be happy one day", fuck happiness, that shit is overrated too

drink a lot of booze and go swimming

idk what the fuck you are, a bot or someone with the worst translator ive ever seen but ive seen you in like four threads now and im getting pretty curious

>IV
What are people talking about here? Injecting air or something specific?

do the thing where you lead a pipe from your car exhaust into the car window. sit in there and play music before revving the car and passing out painlessly

emission standards dont allow this anymore unless your car is from like the 70s or something

that only works with really old cars, new cars don't have high enough emission concentrations

/pol/ is that way. Fuck off.

Hello, I'm the watcher. Death is painful. No matter what. It stings so horribly if you die before you're time. At first it's peaceful then as you sink in your soul gets ripped violently from your body. Every suicide, he or she just screams so horribly for days. There's no healing for the soul either. It's just an eternity like that all inside out like. I wouldn't recommend it. It's really gruesome.

>or overdose on heroin if you actually want to enjoy yoursel

this
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you been there?

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Death sucks, dude. There are people who care about you. It's worth continuing to try.

Aye, let's see that pussy anyone know nikki? went to mercy Any New Britain? who do you have any collectors value beyond like $15.

Not to mention jesus won't accept you
You're stuck in limbo before judgment
Life doesn't end at death

You need to wait your turn. Even if you're a sex offender level 3. Death is painful for everyone but Christians they die and feel nothing but bliss.

I'm the watcher I've been here since time began.

I like her I think I’m above all other humans but I find a trap reverse img search, its not rocket science Sorry I don't accept this, she doesn't deserve to be and we can keep talking?

the fuck is this bot shit?

Seriously OP don't do it. It's super painful. Jesus is coming back soon and this will all be over. Like its the end of the world. Just wait a few more years.

Aye, for some reason it posts the same thing in every thread.

Helium contains about 10% oxygen nowadays. Wont kill you, but will give you a splitting headache.

what. yes you do

mine says pure helium

And there's nothing you can really call it that ends-play-with-gun-in-car/ Read the thread Moar you little girl storm troopers I can't find any of them.
But this is her Late for a bit?

No you dont, there is no way to avoid the natural body process of shitting yourself in death. look it up.

fake, I do long fasts and shit a tiny dollop every 5 days

Eating a bowl of nails and then passing out on a bed of nails

Helium sold for balloons should contain 10 to 20% oxygen to prevent suicide or accidental asphyxiation.

If you want painless you aren't ready to an hero.

Do something about the shithole to make it less shitty.

cyanide tastes like almonds
so put cyanide in a bottle of amaretto
if you don't know how to get cyanide, it is the primary ingredient of most rodent poisons
but you need to do a large dose
cyanide kills by blocking your red blood cells from bonding to oxygen
so a small dose will make you feel like you are suffocating

putting your head on an active rail line is quick bc it immediately destroys your brain stem
but there is quite a bit of fear factor as the train is aproaching

dollop of shit will come all out during your death stop fucking thinking its gonna be the same upon your death

There’s not much I can tell you that will change your mind. Judging by what I’ve seen so far, your mind is made up.

I only ask that you take a second to go on a nature walk, and tie up your loose ends before you close your own book.

You never know what you could be missing.

Faggot.

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Clonazepam+alcohol+fluoxetine=death.
Easy, painless and relatively cheap, just the half of the package and a big bottle of vodka preferably

thats something none of you suicidal idiots think about, because you wanna glamorize suicide, but youre leaving more than just a mess for your loved ones, youre leaving a mess of shit for whoever is cleaning up your corpse. your bowels, and all your sphincters are set on flush, you fucking retards, dont argue unless youve taken college level biology.

ass clean af after death fo sure

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I don't drink, that's unhealthy

swiggity swooty, what is unclean is your booty

What about your life is so bad that you want to end it? There are only a handful of circumstances where suicide may be justified and I doubt your reason is. Life is tough for everyone but many have it worse and they still manage. Your problem isn't what's around you, your problem is how you perceive what's around you. Your mind isnt right at this moment in your life and coming to seek help from Yea Forums isn't going to end well. If you want to die I suggest you kill this insane logic in your head that says the world is too shit to live in. Go seek professional help, and when they dont do it for you, find another professional, and another. Take the prescriptions they offer. Do what they say. If you still want to kill yourself afterwards, well, at least you tried. Just please dont be a piece of shit who kills someone with them as some people on here have suggested. Good luck to you OP.

Oh shit, she's perfection.

Just wish she didn't do so much money? there are just as delusional as they are... how is it more popular a, there are enough boards with real ylyl Boy it sure is new in here.

being an hero is not the solution, believe me. life can get better.

alcohol poisoning