Ask a Femanon

your desperation isnt as amusing as you think it is, OP

I feel like theyve been the same as ever. Maybe today and yesterday they lacked a bit but not much.

We have over a million unique visitors a day user. You underestimate the number of users it seems lol.

-vchan

>desperation

Where?

How you doing ladies

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>we
VCHAN IS HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

this fucking thread. congrats on being born with female genitalia

Great! How you doing user?

Hm..

Who said OP was even a girl?
OP isnt me currently

-vchan

Ehh not too good actually but it's too long a story. Heard you were trying to loose weight or am I wrong

Aw well I hope whatevers wrong gets better soon user!

Also nah. Maybe you're thinking of a different femanon?
I mean sure if I could drop a couple pounds magically it would be nice but I currently am not trying lol

-vchan

Ahh I coulda sworn you were saying that you were going to the gym or something. My bad I hope so too but frankly it's gonna take some time

maybe something you did? or just her idk

Well there was probably a time where I said i was gonna go to the gym but that was probably a while ago Haha

Well as gay as it sounds time heals nost wounds

-vchan

Pulp or no pulp in orange juice

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Well I hope you do. My bros finally got me to go with them and it's been rewarding. Thanks, we'll see like I said

I like a little pulp!

-vchan

Where is the Loli that makes vocaroos?

how has this thread survived almost an hour without any titties

because removing noko killed Yea Forums

holy shit you're right

why the fuck is there auto redirect now, this really is a fucking baby's website

Absolutely haram, that shit is the worst. Gives me fucking goosebumps when I drink it

so whoever owned the site at that time could earn more adbux by making it easier to use

do girls poop

Well I make vocaroos but I certainly ain't a loli lol

Its survived months without it. Whatcha talking about?

Haha I used to dislike any of it as a kid but now a little doesnt bother me.

Yea. In fact I'll probably get up to poop In a little bit

-vchan

Whats it feel like to fuck a dog

I've never fucked a dog so I wouldnt know.

-vchan

Why is the Yea Forums X extension not working correctly for me?

why do women manipulate men to control them if they love them?

I dont.
Maybe you should stop dating manipulative women

-vchan

you ever let a guy suck your doodoo hole?

do you prefer cum in your pussy, on your tits, on your face, or in your log-chopper?

have you ever fucked a guy after knowing him less than 24 hours?

have you ever fucked more than one guy at once?

have you ever fucked a guy that was 20+ years older than you?

have you ever let a guy pee on you?

How long is the ideal session of sex?

Did your dad molest you?

How your relationship with your dad now?

Do you wish your dad would make passionate love to you against your will?

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>they may have answers
definitely a woman, because you are indecisive

I have a question. What is your regular fantasy? Like the go to shit you fantasize about if you want to get off?

Ooh a fun questionnaire!

>you ever let a guy suck your doodoo hole?
Yea. It wasnt really pleasurable. Not terrible either. Just sort of meh.

>do you prefer cum in your pussy, on your tits, on your face, or in your log-chopper?

In the puss. I hate the whole pulling out and the scramble to aim it somewhere.

>have you ever fucked a guy after knowing him less than 24 hours?

I havent. I did fuck a guy after 2 days though. My current bf haha

>have you ever fucked more than one guy at once?

Yea I had a MMF with a fwb of mine. It was not fun and feelings were hurt. Also it wasnt as easy as the porns make it out to be haha.

>have you ever fucked a guy that was 20+ years older than you?

No oldest was 10 years older

>have you ever let a guy pee on you?

Heck no. Doesnt even sound healthy

>How long is the ideal session of sex?
About 10 minutes

>Did your dad molest you?
Nope. My dads awesome

>How your relationship with your dad now?
It's great! I like him way better than my mom

>Do you wish your dad would make passionate love to you against your will?

No sir.

>Post pic of turd-cutter

Lol that ain't happening

-vchan

I rarely masturabte since I dint really need to but usually i just think of some Male celebrity crushes railing into me lol

My typical celebs are Jason mamoa and Jensen ackles

Pop quiz, femanons: The superior lesbian shows up on your shitty thread. What do you do? Huh? WHAT DO YOU DO?!

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Oops forgot my sig
-vchan

you sound like a slut and ur goin 2 hell

Have you ever tasted another lady's pussy?

Quean her with BBC threads.

how much regret would you have if you had to sit with your dad while he watched archival footage of EVERY time you've had sex?

Make a vocaroo saying that you love me and that everything is going to be fine In a sweet and soft voice

Eh hardly but yea I'm probably going to hell for many reasons.

Never. I do love pretty girls and I admire a nice set of tits and ass but another pussy grosses me out.

I feel awkward enough watching a movie that has a sex scene if my dads around but I'd kill myself if I had to sit with either parent while they watch my sexcapades lol.
Not even because of the content really. Even the most vanilla sex I wouldnt want them seeing lol

-vchan

I currently cant vocaroo at this time of night. Also I wouldnt do that anyway. Sorry user but I just cant lie like that.

-vchan

Bitch

More Piqua. anyone else? i don't think these guys are true pedos.
Cause we're moving right out of her seat Instant nap. seriously this one before and I’m a fan.

Where's SP, SD & the rest of the femanons at

My step mom with her on some kind of italian jew name?
Theres no thrusting or movement, they just drew it out way too long for my whole family, including our two German Shepard.

Sorry? Lol

Did you just have a stroke?

My question exactly! Havent seen them all day!

-vchan

I'm not gay, but I'm obsessed with putting it in girls' butts. Especially when they're not keen on butt sex. Makes it 10x hotter.

What's wrong with me?

You're gay.

-vchan

im hard i should know before i become apart of this slut I never got over it.

i've only ever had sex with girls.
I don't think dudes are attractive

I just wanna fuck female shitters
>especially when they cry a little

Take a picture of the rape pages and ventured forth, trying to depro you dude, its just life dude.

Kek