Confess

pics.
of the donuts obviously

cheated on my gf, with her bi friend. He sucked me off at a party recently, never told my gf obviously.

You think your job sucks? Well just be thankful you don't have to work with the demonspawn corrupting my office, the shrill fat SKANK I'm just going to refer to here as "Donna". Holier-than-thou Donna is always getting on my case.

Case in point, I like to gamble online, play digital poker. So sue me, a man's gotta have hobbies. Butt yesterday Donna comes waddling over and says that's not an appropriate use of work time or resources. Interfering twat.

I thought about stealing her credit card and gambling online with her money, but then I figured I'd be the obvious suspect. So what I did instead was give her a little taste of her own medicine. Donna's really into crotcheting (kniting yarn, not the type of crotcheting I'm into with strippers, heh heh), and spends her time on break watching how-to videos on YouTube. I found the channel she subscribes to and made some fake accounts. Posted a bunch of abusive, sexually charged comments on there. Church lady has to read that now. And it's all anonymous.

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Interesting. Motives? Was this revenge porn to get her back for some slight, real or imagined? Or was it so you would have the opportunity to watch guys jerk off? It's impossible to avoid masturbators on Omegle even without a naked lady. Are you bisexual? Or is this just for the satisfaction of putting her out there without her consent?

He’s gone. She’s 13 and her bf is 19. So yeahhhh.

>remember when I was 18 on Yea Forums
>every day I'd browse Yea Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

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That doesn’t sound gay...

i stabbed someone once just because i felt like i could get away with it
i want to steal my gf's mom's dirty panties so bad

>party
>hot guy
>I make myself available
>He doesn't have a condom
>I tell him I'm on the pill
>He says he doesn't want to take advantage of me when I'm drunk
>I say I've been drunking non-alcoholic beer (lie)
>He says he has herpes
>I lie and say I already have it. That's how crazy I am about him
>He says he's too tired to have sex and leave

He hasn't told anyone I have herpes, so maybe that means he does like me? I don't know.

A combo of a few different things I think. I loved the power of exposing her. I also liked giving men who otherwise would never have a chance at seeing her or any college girl naked. Lastly, there was something about seeing men old enough to be her father use her like that

no he most likely just isnt wanting to fuck at all. especially if youre a liar

This
So much this

Pretty certain I'm going to end up sleeping with my cousin

God, why wouldn't he want to fuck the drunk girl with herpes slurring at him and not taking no for an answer? we all know thats the sexiest fucking thing around

That’s kind of hot...

I'm a black user also virgin in late 20s

I mean...isn't it tho?

That's not power, user. That's predictable, rote. Power is having the ability to expose your ex-girlfriend, but choosing not to. It's having the vid of her, but keeping it to yourself, showing restraint, not giving into the base, immature tendency to show her to strangers. That is power.

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Passing her around is gay. Older men and father fucking is gay.

There is no "power" here. It'd take me a while to explain to others the type of faggot you are.

Being a bitch dependant on a bitch is gay. Like the gay guy who's a girlfriend to other girls and gets pussy that way.

Hahahaha. Gayyyyyy

Oh you sly mother fucker

So your hot guys a fag with fucked up issues wrong with him.

By the time you made yourself available ugh oh god words cannot describe what bullshit I picture you to be

Uh hes not gay. Juat smart that she's a crazy bitch

i jerked off semi-regularly to the thought of my seventh grade teacher until i was 19. she was ugly as hell but had nice tits

I'm taking a peer counseling elective at school so that I could talk to girls better. I told my Dad I choose shop class, and it's just a matter of time before this lie catches up to me.

There was a middle school across from our dorm in college; the 8th grade pregnancy rate was so high they had to have a maternity drive for students.

>Lastly, there was something about seeing men
Stop right there.

no

I have a similar experience. My 7th grade teacher was kinda squat and lumpy and she smelled funny, but she was kind and I had a crush on her. You know how some teachers
have those kinda flaps on their arms, those big sacks of limp flab that, like, dangle? One day she wore a sleeveless dress that let them all out. It sounds weird, but for some reason, as I watched those big old flaps of hers, I felt strangely...aroused. I got a boner right in class I still can't explain.

sounds very fappable
greentext that shit

I don't think I'm gay, but not even my girlfriend knows I've masturbated five times to the blonde guy from Scooby Doo. Not the thin guy who's always eating, the other guy, the leader. I find him handsome.

Ive done acts of bestiality

I raped my cousin in the backseat of my car while she was drunk af

did you fonger her

I wear a sports cup under my pants at all times, to shield my valuables and also so the ladies will see my stuffed crotch and assume I'm even more well endowed.

I fingered her then i took off all her clothes and fucked her

This was new

I’m seeing two women but only one is my wife

Sexbots would sell better What's your favorite kind of top is that?

I gargled a guy's goods last Halloween, and I'm worried my aunt might find out.

Pic related.

A few times one summer, after she caught me playing with her swimsuit thst she had leftin the bathroom when we changed, my friend talked me into wearing some of her suits while the 2 of us swam in her backyard pool. She thought it'd be funny, and I thought it was super hot (but didn't let her know that). She teased me about it, but seemed pretty interested inthe while doing because she just kept on asking me about what it was like.
I love to talk about those experiences so AMA

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Caught my gf cheating and set her up with a black dealer and filmed it.

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got the video?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I ended up going out with my crushes best friend only to simply get back at her for not responding my feelings for her... now they hate each other and truth be told im not even that interested in her best friend.., it was more to try to just get close to her again

I sort of fell out with my best friend, but then his family got a heated swimming pool and I coincidentally started hanging out at his place. He actually broke his leg and can't go swimming right now, so it's kinda cruel to swim in front of him maybe?

from the ages of 13 to 19 I let my big brother suck me off

at first it was because he thought he might be gay and wanted to "test it out"
then after that it was practice for him.
first time i was basically blackmailed into it, but found it felt good so let him do whenever he wanted as long as he knew there would be no reciprocation

Came in her facewash

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>be 26
> fuck hot high school senior at my
place of work
>even fucked her in the bathroom at work

>older sister comes to visit family for the weekend
>leaves her phone in the kitchen overnight
>take it and copy everything to my pc

i haven't fapped to anything but her nudes for weeks

Your sis?

...and you're just gonna keep them to yourself?

I fap to almost every female I see

My father is a drunk and a fiend. He's abusive and makes cruel jokes. Always telling me to lighten up. I'm trying to think of a way to get revenge.

I do kik: cuckcouple543

Friends sis

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Hot, I used to cum in my friend's shampoo every chance I got

I've tempered my masturbation, but I still struggle with similar lusts. I see a woman and just stare, objectify her, want to touch her. My knee jerk reaction doesn't take into account her feelings. Reduce her to a piece of flesh. I'm not some feminist who thinks saying Good Morning is harrasment, but I wish I had better discipline.

Play harmless pranks on him and tell him to lighten up when he gets mad

i cant go to kik right now. any chance you can vola?

im an anti-vaxxer, just because i hate having children

I've always been into crossdressing and feminization. I kept it away from my ex-girlfriends except for one time when I got caught and she laughed at me and humiliated me from then on, often using girly names to address me and teasing me to the point of making me beg for sex. I actually kinda enjoyed it.
My current girlfriend is not only aware of it, but openly enjoys making me dress and act like a girl during sex.

I told my boyfriend I'm allergic to cats, so he had to give his to his mother. I just don't like them.

sorry user, your girlfriend is a lesbian.

Did porn in college to pay rent, started dating a guy, kept doing porn, continued to do porn

Married to him, been a year

I take birth control without him knowing

Still do porn

Make about 8,000$ a month literally getting my brains fucked out

Husband has zero clue. Sometimes when he text me when I'm at a shoot I have to excuse myself and just fucking hate myself until I cry.

How'd you find her?

wow. Would you fuck her too? Sounds like she's into older relatives.

Examples?

I could

i fuck my friend mom

Did that once too. So nice thinking my cum is in her hair and face everynight

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Started with stuff like solo videos that I'd sell to people through fetlife. Guy on Fetlife hooked me up with someone who helped me essentially market myself to a wider audience.

Went from solo / masturbation videos to stuff like Glory Hole videos. Marketed myself as "College Freshman" and "College Teen" since I was 19 at the time.

When the money started coming in (pun intended) I decided to man up, get on birth control, and start doing more extreme videos. Ended up going through with some fetish videos, mostly rape fetish stuff.

Met him my second year into college at a party, literally sucked his dick and another guy at the same time and to this day he talks about how it's the hottest thing I've ever done, lmao

Dated for about a year, got married

Took about 3-4 months off from porn / fetish stuff to focus on him.

I don't know if I love him but I know I love being with him, he's a nice guy, fairly good dick, makes money, ect

He thinks I just haven't gotten pregnant yet but I've been on birth control for ages.

At one point one of his friends texted me the title of a video I was in and ended up raping me to keep him from talking. Probably the most degrading experience of my life, letting some limp dick loser rape me to keep my husband from being devistated

It's the life I'm stuck with and if I could let him down gently I would

I regret being with him from the start.

>takes birth control
>hot enough that people pay to watch you fuck
>brings in an extra $8000 a month
You're the perfect catch, I'm jealous of your husband.

At some random party,
I've realized after talking to lots of women and from my own girlfriend's stories about her friends that a good number of them like the idea of feminizing guys, and are happy to try out role reversal in bed.

I spanked the monkey... literally. My cousin has a pet monkey. I thought it'd be funny to spank it. I didn't spank it hard, just enough for the joke. Bit it still bit me. I was embarrassed to tell my cousin, so I kept my hand bite secret.

Wow, it's non of my business but how do you live with yourself? Your husband has a right to know.

I get hard just imagining it

My husband thinks the money comes from My Jew parents renting out their mountain house and online Black Jack

I'm talking to this girl, i want her to be my gf. But she's not the kind of girl i like, but the kind i think can like me.

I feel amazing when i'm with her, because i've never felt so appreciated before.

I feel like shit when i'm alone, because i know i'm lying to her.

But, who else could love me? It's either her or being alone for the rest of my life, just like i was before.

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will you?

There's a really dark part of me that hopes he knows and it's just some weird fetish of his to not acknowledge it.

He's asked me if I'd ever make sex tapes with him and the one time I said yes he straight up made remarks like "You're so natural on camera" and "It's almost like you've done this before" I told him it made me feel uncomfortable and he's never filmed us again.

Post it here

I have Stage 3 colon cancer and haven't told my family or my friends. They all have their own shit to deal with. They don't need my shit to deal with.

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Your husband thinks it's possible to profit from online blackjack? No wonder he is so easy to keep in the dark.

If you ever break it off, call me, I'm 100% behind the porn.

Why didn't you just tell you like the smell. Did you escape from a crappy sitcom?

fucker

stop trying to fuck your mom

In this topic we tell fake stories

If I ever end up leaving him I'm going back to "open" relationships (relationships with men who also do sex work or men who know about my career

Says every fake ass nigger

He might think I have a sexual fetish. But that's not it at all.

liar

His dubs speak the truth user. Don't marry a girl who encourages your sissy behavior, she'll just leave you for your sister and then the only girl who'll be putting on your panties will be your mother :(

Oh you!

ever considering robbing a bank

Ever since my parents got divorced, my Mom confides in me she's got problems. Scary problems. She shoplifts. Things she doesn't even need.

What do you mean?

low quality bait

Sorry that happened to you.

nothing wrong with being black unless you act like ghetto trash. It like theres nothing wrong with being white unless you act like trailer trash. Go find a fat chick, presto no longer a virgin.

Bitch much?

Christian fag

The best part is we have actually had a few "lesbian" threesomes with a few other girls, who were much more open to the idea because there was no penetration involved.

I am almost 30 and I am a virgin.
I have non-24 so I sleep almost all the time and can't hold down a job.
A variety of mental and emotional illnesses. I like with my grandmother and step-grandfather. I have the most messed up sexual fantasies when I masturbate. You name it, and I have probably jerked to it.
I feel like I have multiple personalities. Some are like weak scared little boys, and some are like psychopathic monsters.
I am waiting for my grandparents and my brother with MS to die, then I am going to kill myself. Just waiting now.

I paid 20$ for two 11yo girls to show me their pussies

>Telling a black guy to have sex with a fat girl

That's a stereotype

first world problems

I actually like it both ways, and she does too, tbh.

Nice stories but like links to vidoes

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A lot of people have, most dont admit it. I've talked about zoophilia to many people, and eventually even ones who act like they are strongly against it, come out and talk about experiences. Its amazing the things people will tell you when they trust you. Of course i have never spilled the beans about the things they have said. Also have had zoophilia relationships myself.

Married Man here. My Wife has a Boyfriend, we're in an open relationship and we've been together for about four years (married) and her and her boyfriend for about two and a half years.

She goes out of her way to seduce my friends. They all think they're fucking my wife but Me, her, and her boyfriend laugh about their whack dicks while we tag team her.

How powerful is it to release nude photos of your ex online. That's low effort and very little chance of consequences, considering how unlikely she is to find out. And he's watching random guys jerk off? That's power?

No, being mature, that is power.

Have you tried therapy? You seem like you have a chemical imbalance.

what you mean "both ways" ?

I won't link my videos but you can find me on a popular Rape Fetish Site. Pornhub doesn't allow the tag Rape which is a bummer.

Wtf is this the midwest or something. Who does that?!?

It’s a treatable process addiction.

I got fairies. their names are cosma and wando

therapy and meds, for 6 years now.

Try meds and talk therapy.

Do you actually have herpes 2 or what?

Obviously you dont know what power is.

Why are you waiting for them to die? Is it because you want to spare them the pain? That suggests you have empathy and meaningful relationships. Get more of that, build more of those. Don't kill yourself.

lol he lied just so he didnt have to fuck you XD

Well, it's clearly not working. Have you let your therapist know that?

Well you've got the forum, Ubermensch. Tell us what power is.

So there's this girl I been dating. Calls and texted me fucked up allegedly says I ain't shit to her. This and that. Her ex friend kind of weird situation. They get mad at each other and become friends again. Never ending cycle. She has a big mouth but was into me. She knows this. So I banged her. I text her later and say not to say anything. Got into a arguement. Told the girl. Gets mad at me. Becomes friends with her again and both ditch me and throw me away like that. Both claimed against each other one has hepatitis and or herpes. Fml. Don't know if true or not and both don't want to answer me. I still talk to the one girl. Kind of weird and awkward though. I know I shouldn't go back to either but I said I can't accept anything because she doesn't want to admit she's the one who threw me away in the first place. So it was fair game.

I mean, "regular" sex and gender roles.

Also before I did this. I talked to her right after before she even found out and acted like nothing happened and didn't do anything or say anything. Attracted alot to her. Her friend Meh. She's ok not ugly but still I would rather have the first girl.

I lust after my sister. She wants nothing to do with me, but i have molested her in her sleep a few times. Her cunt juices tasted so good.

>i went clubbing
>want dick
>too drunk
>go home
>didnt lock door
>remember fucking hard last night
>fuck the alcohol poisoning away
>saved my life

The same face she made when she caught me

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I coerced 3 of my 9/10 exes to let me take tons of nudes with their face. I’ve trades their nudes with old guy friends of theirs for their gfs or exes. I love sending their nudes to guys they never wanted to see them.

no real gay confessions yet :(

some of you must have sleepover stories at least

>"no penetration allowed"
yup that's how started

I'm falling apart and crying almost every day since my gf left me. I told her I loved her yesterday knowing I was only hurting myself. But I felt I had to remind her that no matter how heartless she is towards me that I still love her. I'm pretty sure she was cheating on me but I was too scared to confront her about it. My fear of losing my s/o has ruined every relationship I've had because my fear of losing them grew larger than the love i had for them. Except the psychos iv fucked just to get my dick wet. Im nestled in the husk of our broken relationship like luke on hoth and dont think i can handle any kind of relationship anymore because loving me isn't fair to the other person. My insecurities boggle my mind. My ex is just trying to be happy living her own life and I'm stalking her social media and battering my self worth by hanging on to every word and picture she posts. I still have some of her things and that comforts me because I know she has a reason to see me again. I'm not sure after she has all her things that I will ever see her again and that fucking sucks dude. She messaged me at 4am the day before I reminded her I loved her and come to find out She went to her other ex's house and he tried to rape her. And I didn't respond when she needed me, after I told her I would always be there for her even though we aren't together anymore.
Tl;Dr sniveling bitch seeks comfort from message board during existential crisis

Shut up Meg

I have genital warts

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This is the place you can talk and be chill about whatever you want and escape the cancer of #general.

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I like to take photos of myself in my girlfriend's lingerie and send them to people on my lewd twitter account.

I really really like Naruto hentai, it is the best shit to me, I also like rape porn and bestiality when the girl is fucked, I fucking yearn for a vid of a girl getting raped by dogs

one of my boyfriends is super emotional. i wanna dump him but dont want him turning into .

>One of my boyfriends.

It'll hurt worse if he finds out about the others. Better to just leave him tbh.

Speaking from personal experience.

Sometimes I fantasize about getting tricked or forced to get fucked by a dog.

oh he knows about the others. i thought suggesting being a cuck would scare him off but he begged to stay =\

me n bro used to dry jack each and wrestle our cousin, fast foward 10 years. getting drunk enuff to fuck w sister n bruh combo, dp the sista with worrie of no homo cucked the brother brutally he's into fat chicks and addicted to coke n plays viyda game right next to his sister getting brain melt...their other sister died after an 4th overdose is what sent this family outcontrol, orgy are crazy, i have hep c

Could always just escalate things until he leaves on his own.

>I.E Service the other dudes
>Pegging
>etc

Bj. tell him. leave.

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet

=\ pegging the guy who cried because i mentioned i wanted some time to go see my family and begged me to stay... naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Was getting head once from an ex worst head I got in my life so after awhile of her trying she got mad I. Didn't cum I told her you gotta Actaully suck my dick for me 2 cum so I pissed in her mouth "dam it was really salty this time "

Well then, real advice time since this is usually just a shitposting board.

>Leave the dude.
>Cut off all contact.

If he's going to check out, and have a mental break down or become super depressed, you can't let yourself carry that burden any longer.

Spoiler Alert:

>You can't fix what's broken.
>You're not responsible for his happiness.
>You're not responsible for his Co-Dependency
>You're not responsible for him being a mess after a break up.

Good Luck user.

Tingling feeling on penis. Feels cut up sometimes. Not bloody. No signs of discharge or any marks of any kind. Smells really fishy sometimes? Std check up time?

>peg him until he cries.
>tell him he needs some family time.
>take him to his mother's.
>Never come back.
Now he can cry when his mommy pegs him instead.

i just knowwwwww this is going to end up a giant fuckup. =\

and that you're right.

hedging bets now: break up with him-> he gets hyper sad -> goes to all mutual friends with story of how mean i am. what a time to be alive.

>Mutuals are going to pick sides anyways.
>Mutuals probably know he's a whiny bitch.
>Mutuals don't care as long as it doesn't effect them

The aftermath isn't your problem anyways. If the mutuals like you more than him, it's EZ mode. if they like him more, it's probably their loss.

look at you full of sage advice .

im also sad that lil peep's dead. his music just pushed all my buttons.

here. Sound advice. Wasn't intended for me but I'll take it with a grain of salt and stew it up.

I know at least one guy who's made a solid living playing blackjack online for the last ten years.

He was an astrophysicist before that.

I do my best, started a board for anyone else that needs advice

I'm 26 and I've been fucking my neighbors 14yo daughter for a month. It started the week before her birthday. I was pissed off that I wasn't her first.

the endgame is the endgame no matter when you do it. the guy will follow that playbook either way.

the choice is just of how long you're making yourself unhappy and how long you're delaying him maybe finding somebody who can deal with his shit.

Side note, Peep was a legend, we lost him too soon.

I have this weird fantasy about getting led on by a woman who gets me into kinky situations by abusing mu sexuality, with the credible hope that we'd actually fuck.

recovering alcoholics usually recognize that peep is a god in my exp

i really like recovering addicts. something about the high energy levels and intense motivation is sexy. good luck out there

thats hot. kinky situations by abusing your sexuality :3

>cmon user just try these on. you said we'd do my thing first. you're gonna look so cute as a girl
>huh? oh i invited your best friend over i hope you didn't mind
>shhhhhh, hide here be real quiet. as soon as he leaves we can do whatever you want, promise

On the other hand, this solution does have the element of simplicity

user please get ur sis help

Isn’t hep c treatable now?

You too user.

Kick ass out there.

You're a good guy user.
One day she'll find out how much you hate donuts and know how much you love her.

well you'll either end up like or like roll those dice user

Lol did you just quote Schindler's List on fucking Yea Forums?

We are friends with a couple who are very much into bondage and domination, and the girl has been in bed with us a few times mostly to be rough to my girlfriend. One way she plays her psychologically is by leaving her tied up and fucking me with all her passion right in front of her.

I love jerking off and sending it to girls. I even end them to my mother in law who I now jerk off to just the thought of her seeing me. One girl made me save a shot glass full of cum and I love it

das hot tho. any more stories?

Fuck I know I'm not dating you but I've dated guys just like you that probably thought of me like this.
Just fucking dump her now. The guilt will sneak up on you.

explain

you straight up already send them to your mother in law? wow.

please explain how that started

Damn u must be tired as fuck, i can barely do 5min.

How tf does a dog trick you?

What happens next?

That's not specifically what I had in mind, but that's kinda the point.

She says it's hot and sent me a few of her. One of her sucking cock. Kinda blurry but she's just one of the girls I send it too. I think I'm a sex addict

One of my friends did something like this in high school. On the first day of school when he was a freshman, he walked in with his crotch extra stuffed as though he was well-hung. During intro gym class, he made sure to get a gym locker that was out-of-the-way. After that, he began getting all of the ladies. He even stopped stuffing after about a week; It didn't matter.

"Fake it 'til you make it" really works, I guess.

you should become a trap

>dat reading comprehension

Fuck you that episode wasn’t funny

laughed pretty hard.

yeah i agree the whole thing just screams 'im gonna transition in like 3 years tops'

different user here, yes. no guarantees but very good rate so far

If I made $90k a year I'd be retired by now.

Always sock away money; You never know when a storm is coming.

i run a cat brothel for truck drivers

whats her ig?
how old is she?

I' m thinking of the bulge in her swimsuit.

One of my friends works for an online casino in Latin America. The very last thing you want to do is win too much money from their site. They will send someone to find you, esp. if you live in the Latin America / upper-South America area.

I'm into sloppy seconds

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I run a truck brothel for cat drivers.

I wouldn't be convincing at all lol. I also have no desire to cross dress all the time, but I loved doing it in front of my lady friend (which is the only time I ever have)

I don't understand why but the thought of my mom acting like a total cum and piss slut with friends and strangers turns me on like crazy

greentext first time

My gf, who is my best friend;s ex, sends me nude pictures of her 19 yr old daughter and role plays that she is her daughter sometimes when we fuck

IG: wwwgoggle
age: too old

Came on younger cousin while she slept to her best friend during a family vacation.

Nahhhh, tinyurl it or something. Needed for science

ITT: severe unresolved mommy issues

Yeah, most likely

I just got fucking herpes. Been using condom all my life, and I shower fucked a girl without condom, literally for the first time. FML

oof that's not going anywhere

Cat pussy?

on the bright side, u cant get it twice

meet

That's a nice cuck

A match made in heaven

I let my nephew shower with me and my gf when he stays with us

got a blowjob from my sister when I was 16 and she was 14. Only happened once and immediately regretted it afterwards.

I pee into the shower while the water warms up before I get in. A drain is a drain. Saving water too.

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I'm a female who likes lolis and shotas.

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>I'm a female who likes lolis and shotas.

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Have breast cancer and I'm a 21yr old man that's been working as a mechanic since 17 (just finished my apprenticeship) found out 2 months ago, thought it was just a cyst. Haven't told family, girlfriend, friends or workmates out of shame and because my problems aren't anybody's to deal with.

Also wanna fuck my cousin

Man i wish i was dying or had a job

This

Chlamydia or gonnorhea. Go get checked

I listen to riff raff and bad babies music.

I dont deserve to live nearly as much as 99% of people but I do anyway because i'm a coward.
Also I get provided medicine by the state that costs $300k a year just to live so i'm quite the drain on society.

I've cheated on my wife so many times and she has no idea or she's wilfully ignorant. It's so easy that I'm almost hoping I get caught otherwise I won't stop. She is so vanilla and I need fucked up sex otherwise I get bored.

I feel terrible but I caught her telling her sister she had a crush on her boss a couple years ago so I legitimize it that way.

I jerk off to nieces modeling pics

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Yes. I am also getting a full std panel

Become what he isn't, that's revenge.

I got a blowjob from pic related and forced her to swallow my cum

>go on a bunch of dates
>confident would get a blowjob soon, so started saving up my load for a week before a date
>eventually it happens and she's giving head
>I'm standing and she's on her knees sucking away
>getting close to cumming, ask her to swallow
>she says no way
>won't even deep throat
>because she's prude and fridged
>grab her head with both hands and start gently thrusting in her mouth
>1 second away from cumming
>give one deep thrust sticking my cock deep down her throat and she gags hard
>start cumming buckets
>holding her head there just throat punching her while cumming
>she's gagging and spluttering, choking on it and trying to pull her head back
>keep holding her head down and throat punching even after cumming to make sure its all swallowed
>I'm eventually done and let her go
>she pulls back gasping for air and looks disgusting
>she goes "I accidentally swallowed it"
>lol she thinks its an accident
>she runs to the bathroom to spit and wash her mouth out
>I pull my pants up and lay down on the couch and keep watching tv
>her father comes down stairs and asks if everything is ok (he heard something)
>I say all's fine and she choked on food

Got some more blowjobs out of her later but she never let me put my hands on her head during a blowjob again. clever girl

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ive been thinking about cheating on my gf lately. it's been so long since i have had strange pussy. do the women you cheat on her with know about the wife? how do you start these things?

I pee out semen should I be worried? Already sterile as is.

I also like to give myself pap smear test and I stick q tips up my pee hole for fun

I stare at the sun for fun. Especially after that lunar eclipse. Legally blind now.

I got a open ended ticket nigga!

>literally
I don't think you know how to use that word...

My friend and i share our gfs nudes and pornos with each other. this is one of his

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>She is so vanilla and I need fucked up sex otherwise I get bored.

This is enough of a reason to do it. Don't worry about it, we're all living a lie, it's only a problem if they find out.

i been fucking my 16yo step daughter since she was 12, we are in love and i just love how he lies to her mom when she ask if im a good daddy and she says im the best daddy in the world and how much she loves me ;) if she knew just to think about it make me diamond hard

How did it start?

Hey Christine. Remember the night you slept with another woman for the first time? Shaylyn? The night you invited us all over for drinks? About 3 and a half years ago?
You went upstairs with her and told us we could let ourselves out whenever. But when we all left, I made sure not to lock the door on the way out. When everyone drove away, I came back inside.
I listened. Sat on the couch downstairs and jerked off as I listened. You two screamed and moaned. And I knew I could creep my way upstairs unnoticed. I worked my way to the door, my heart beating. But fuck was it hot. I've wanted to fuck you forever. I listened as you pleasured each other for what felt like an eternity and an instant.
I said your name out loud as I came right on the floor, just outside your door. You must have stepped in it later. You didn't hear me, you couldn't have.
You came at least twice while I was there. I couldn't stick around to see how many more times you'd get too. If you'd quieted down at all I never would've made it down the stairs without you knowing you had an audience.
I made my way toward the door. Only then did it sink in how scared I was of being caught. I let myself out, and you two were still loud as ever. It was great for all three of us, Christine

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used to take care of her since she was just 7, i work at home and her mom is nurse, i pick her up from school make her lunch stuff like that, one day she got a little injury in her dance class and i help her to take a bath, was really innocent at first but untill i noticed how she really enjoy how i touch her nice super smooth little pussy, make her gave me hand and foot jobs at first then blowjobs slowly working her untill she was my little cumprincess, when she was 12 she really wants to fuck her and that's how starts, i was scared at first but not anymore even when she is still a minor, i just love how she does anything i want in bed, and she loves her daddy :)

My stepfather started abusing me at 7

as soon as she can fucks someone else your dead man.

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At least if you live you'll have a bag to deal with your shit.

she have plenty off chances to say anything, she and her mom even take a few travels alone and i stayed at home, she is so in love with me and she is infatuated with my cock she just worship me, she dreams to be 18 and left her mom to live together.

My uncle molested me when i was 13

I ignored a keep off the grass sign once.

hey i never abused her all was consensual, i sleep naked and when her mom leaves to work at night shift, she just claim my bed naked, she do that for herself i never forced her to do anything, even i was the hesitating at first but im just human i just fuck her when she want it.

your wife knows from halloween the sexual relationship would surface in quirky moments, she buying a gun or fucking a gangbanger to get you killed

well i honestly think that before (many times) but fuck it i will die happy to keep fucking my babygirl

>make her gave me hand and foot jobs at first then blowjobs
Doesn’t sound very consensual, sounds a lot like coercion, trust me I’m familiar with it.

i make her give those cause she wants to fuck and she was sooo young i dont wanna hurt her, i know i did wrong but like i already say im only human and she constantly lthrow at me in a sexual way i just give up to her.

You male or female ? How old was uncle?

Male, uncle was like late 40s

and be honest you hate him cause you like what you feel when she was touching you, don't deny it to yourself, thats the big inner conflict but you just don't wanna recognize it

>she was sooo young i dont wanna hurt her
So forcing her to suck your cock was an act of kindness?

well she enjoyed it so much she was cleaning my cock and balls with her soft little tongue after i came in her little pretty face, and she ask me for more so many times, maybe your case was different but she just love me and i love my little cumslut princess

>you hate him cause you like what you feel
I think that you’re in denial, I don’t think that any 7 year old girl enjoys being made to give blow jobs to a middle age man.

>i love my little cumslut princess
I can tell how much you love her by the cute little nickname you have for her.

Male, uncle was like late 40s, wanna say 48

K

Sorry that happened to you.

Share sir

How old is she

do something

im sorry you went through that.

could you please tell us though, in graphic detail what he did to you so that we can identify the behaviour and the same thing does not happen to anybody else?

please, use as much detail as you can. thank you.

you would love to hear how she call me when im fucking her sweet little pussy, she just love to scream of pleasure for her big daddy

I'm a bad person. I truly am. I act all nice and sweet but I got much anger and I'm an annoying piece of shit who is dishonest and fkn rude and no one should trust me. I don't deserve anything. I'm a bad fkn person

>best friend growing up had single dad, his mother was murdered when he was like three
>one night while I'm staying over, his dad starts drinking and my friend tells me we should go to his room
>we were around nine at the time, friend says his dad gets angry when he's drunk and we should be quiet
>say ok, weirded out because he took the time to lock the bedroom door
>hours of quiet talk and horseplay later, my friend goes rigid as feet stomp down the hall
>the doorhandle jiggles, his dad cursed, "Boy! I told you I own this house, don't ever lock your door!"
>he kicks the door in, splitting the jamb, and walked in with a bottle of Jack in his hand
>"I need help tonight Son." He said, briefly looking over at me
>"but Dad... user is over" my friend almost whispered
>his father's face flashed anger, and he stepped close and slapped my friend across the face
>"dont you back-talk me boy," he said. "Your friend will watch, and if he tells anyone I'll do it to him right before I fucking kill him."
>"um..." I started, and the bottle of Jack (which was mostly empty anyway) flew inches from my head and exploded against the wall
>I ducked as he walked over, grabbed me by my shirt collar, picked up a piece of glass, and held it to my throat.
>"You dont get naked boy, I might just kill him anyway"
>he looked back over his shoulder and said "good boy!", and let me go >my friend stripped as his father pulled a jar of Vaseline from his nightstand
>his father also stripped, and greased up his dick with the Vaseline
>by then my friend was on all fours, and I watched as his dad slid in, and fucked him
>my friend groaned and cried out the whole time
>after his father came, and got dressed again, he threatened us both and told me he'd kill my family if I told anyone

>years later, my friends father died in a fight at a bar
>I hadn't told anyone, but had avoided going over the as much as possible
>it still feels like I abandoned my friend with his rapist, and should have done soemthing

>when im fucking her sweet little pussy
A preteen girl can’t give her consent under any circumstances, so what you meant to say was when you were raping her “sweet little pussy”.

Damn

Accept I’m actually sorry. I would rather not know as I’m not a homo or attracted to young boys.

That’s horrible.

My niece turns me on

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>I was 13 and my mom dropped me off at my uncles house, my mom and aunt were going out for the day
>We eat food, watch tv, and then we are playing computer games in his back room
>He sits behind me while I play racing game, and puts his hand on my side and starts moving up and down
>Kinda weird, but dont notice really since Im playing the game
>Starts asking me sexual questions like if I had a girlfriend (no) , if I jack off (yes), how many times a day (2- 3), etc.
>asks if im hard right now and I was like “kinda...,”I sorta knew what was starting to happen
>asks if he could feel my cock in my pocket. I was hesitant, but I let him. He convinced me it would feel good and I was a kinda pervy kid anyway,
>grabs it, starts jacking me off in my pocket and I start to get pretty hard.
>he gets a little frustrated with the limited range in the pocket and asks if he can take it out and Im kinda horny now, so agree
>takes it out and just starts like feeling it closely and really enjoying looking at it.
>starts jacking me off faster and faster, goes in for a minute or two. He asks if Im able to cum and I say “yeah, but I cant quite yet”
>jacks me off for a little bit more than is like “let me try something” and spins me in the chair towards him and he gets down and starts sucking my cock
>feels amazing, but I know it's still wrong that its my uncle, which makes me harder
>he stops and starts jacking me off again, wanting me to cum
>i squirm for a little bit and then cum all over myself and get it on my face.
>he cleans the cum off my cock and then has me lick the cum off his fingers and tells me to keep it between us.

We had a couple more times after that and it felt really good, but I knew what what the situation was and what was happening. My aunt divorced him for unrelated reasons (I think) and never saw him again.

I faked at least 7 medals to my parents.

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props for creativity

You know what? Ur right

Join the club Sweet Potato, that is pretty much everyone. Nothing special or unique about being a human being.

shit nigga this is actually quite good had me rolling kek

how did she get the nudes?

i could fall in love with this

I fap to mirrors

I turned my wife into a web slut without her consent. I posted her on /b and temp exposed and her pics and videos ended up all over the web. Her full name eventually got exposed as well and she got doxed. I should probably feel bad, but I don't. I still post her often.

This

I know the biggest secrets of freemasonry.

1. flat earth
2. plasma polarity changeover apocalypse
3. this is a datamining thread

I enjoy posting sexy pics of my sister .. and I wish her nudes would leak

I jack off to my ex occasionally wanting to creampie her
She had gargantuan gazzongas

Where the fuck do you live

the only time I feel like I can be emotionally interested in a person is when I drink enough alcohol to also want to send people pictures of my body

So did you fuck?

i befriended a lady cos she had a sexy daughter

make yourself worthy of life

I love my girlfriend but I lust after every attractive girl at uni

That's a tough path and I haven't done anything hard in my life.
Just an hour ago i gave up on my homework because i didnt understand it. That's not a good game plan, but its hard to figure things out

Sure, tons of them, really.
We went once to their place for dinner the four of us plus another girl who also likes kinky stuff.
Long story short, the girls ended up making out on the big corner sofa in the iliving room and our lover brought a bag of toys from her bedroom andtied my gf up and put her on a leash after taking all her clothes off. They played with her a bit
And made her lick their feet and such, but soon enough they sat on the sofa leags spread pulling tgeir panties to the side to have my gf eat their pussies.
At the end they made her lay down on the sofa and our lover slapped and choked her and sat om her face to be licked while the other girl tried all the dildos she found in her pussy.
She came a bunch of times, making the sofa all wet.
For the big finale she tried to make her com fisting her pussy, but she co0uldnt. Then her boyfriend who had just been watching with me all this time jumped in to show his girl the right tecnique, so he just pushed his hand halfway inside my gf's pussy and fucked her with it so fast and harsh she came in about 15 seconds, showering everything around.
We were all pretty impressed, especially because he kept going for a while giving her several orgasms until she stopped wetting it all.
Both my gf and I were too shocked to say anything to him.

Finally!!! Someone put some effort into their shitposting. This is why I come back to 4chins. Thank you for your service, user!

As if kids shows these days are any better than the past.
KYS faggot

oh 2hu

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