Does anyone have his dick pics?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You are clearly the reddit faggot.
The request was reasonable.

I’m jerking to it

le epic drumpf troll! High five! Good one!

Here you go

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>A real Yea Forumsroski would post anyways than act like a reddit pleb
Niggerfaggot. Give me what I want, I give you what you want.
And never call other posters Yea Forumsro or anything similar ever again. It reeks of desperation.
>Also doubt he even has it
Here's a literal sliver of it. That's all you get for now.

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You could've gotten a free ass out of this. You were sitting on gold.

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his cockhead is amazing. I like how its plopped on the table. If i was that hung i would also be a show-off

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is he jewish

Your clearly new, it's ok, just accept it

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fuck you, now we're never going to see op's ass

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what this poster said but true

Femm here.

Sucked his dick at TooManyGames a few years ago, went to ride him and he busted a nut like four minutes in.

Was real fucking excited to get sized out but he was really pathetic and selfish about everything

sized out? so he is really that big?

>2019
>still not over it

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For context, I 100% went to the convention with the intention of getting his number / exchanging nudes for the sake of putting the penis myth to rest

No number was exchanged nor pictures taken, sadly.

Go back to redddit boomer kike

Yeah, The twitter picture isn't him (I don't think)

But he's very very hung. Without a doubt the largest penis I've come across in my life. Probably 4-6 inches flaccid and 8-10 hard.

Log Shaped, like a solid log you know what I mean? Not like "Penis" Shaped, which is always a bummer cause sucking / playing with flat dicks isn't fun.

Whatever you say, newfag

Yeah, nice RP. You're full of shit.

Yea Forums is the only place on the internet where someone can ask for something, get exactly that, then complain about it

>The twitter picture isn't him (I don't think)
It actually is. He's addressed it on multiple separate occasions. He was very drunk when he posted it, and that tweet is still archived somewhere around here.
He has a bit of a pattern of doing risky things he'll later regret (i.e. the racist and unfunny comics).

Yea Forums is also a place where people love to make up bullshit.

It is his. Enormous penis. I’m jealous. The head is suckable af

Not till the criminal subhuman is in prison or in the ground.

>sob harder loser

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It doesn't look like his though. It's got the right shape, like straight, flat, log-ish. But I guess the camera adds some girth.

thick too?

Why would I make up having a really disappointing sexual encounter with Mother Fucker Mike of all people.

Do you not think the Typical Yea Forumsullshit story would be something like having sex with him int he Bugs Bunny suit?

I sucked his dick for like 15 minutes, went to ride him, and he busted real quick. It was upsetting and he was really autistic about the whole thing.

Faggot

Yeah, I usually finger blast myself with 2 fingers and his dong was at least like 3 1/2 fingers on the finger scale? It's more flat than it is round though if you know what I mean.

Less like a Meat Pole and More like a Meat Slab.

Also worth mentioning he was one of those weirdos who jerks off with his like..thumb and index finger and not his whole hand

Well myth over then he has an 8 something inch

I'm trying to see if I can dig up the group chat from when I went with my friends since I never got his number / didn't take pics with him and his dick.

It was TooManyGames 2017 or 2016, I don't quite remember.

I think it was the year before Chris-Chan showed up.

I wanted to go to the Chris-Chan one and try to get him to grope me or something so I could sue him but I couldn't get out of work.

Your doing God’s work.
Too bad your fat and have a legend of Zelda tattoo

she said 10. is it 8 or 10 lol

Kill yourself.

Actually not fat, had to go to therapy for an eating disorder in High School. Am Currently at Average weight for a 5;7 woman.

Also, no tattoos Needles freak me out

Also Zelda is a franchise designed to cater to Incels / The Male Fantasy

Because you're an attentionwhore and you're probably a 300lb tub of lard with a neckbeard

I said between 8-10 I think,

But realistically yeah like between that range. I have a few dildos, the biggest being 8, and he was a little more bulky than it.

>Zelda is a franchise designed to cater to incels
You might not be fat but you're retarded

No she’s right, although I am personally into botw and wind waker

Glad your not fat. Wanna get married then?
My dicks big, but not as big as the cinemassacre guys. I’m much less autistic than Chris Chan, but his fashion sense can not be beaten. Am I good enough?

Welcome to Yea Forums where everyone buy you is retarded

post pics if I like I'll hit you up on steam or something

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Posting your face on Yea Forums is retarded
And I don’t stream, but I appreciate the sentiment

>Also Zelda is a franchise designed to cater to Incels / The Male Fantasy

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I meant your dick, idiot

and you don't use steam? Who the fuck post on Yea Forums and doesn't also have a steam account

I used to have one, but now I mainly just emulate shit or torrent

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This right here is what a penis should look like. Balls kind of look tiny though =/

Also I never got into torrenting, and my mom gets me consoles for christmas every year so I don't really need to emulate lmao

speaking of balls i wonder if mikes balls are big. nobody talks about his balls

Thanks pal
Honestly they are a bit small, but that pic makes them look non existent hahah. My dicks big tho, so I’ll take what I can get

I’m on kik though. HMU at dec.ay

They were average I guess? The only time a girl (from experience) cares about balls if if they're huge or if they're tiny

I just might, I don't open kik much but sometimes it's fun to go through old messages and geek around with people

and yeah if the dick is great than balls dont matter

Dope, sounds good

I’m gonna marry you, and then your mom can buy us both consoles for Xmas. I never have to emulate again?! Sounds cash yo

Have fun sexting a tranny

If rather fuck a girl with a dick than a Zelda tattoo

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