What am I?

Ooh! A riddle thread, much more exciting than the shitty trap threads I see all around here, thank you user for spicing up Yea Forums!

ma boi

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A wick?

Map

nope

Dubs

an hourglass

Smart kid

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The letter R

r ?

R

R

an hour glass

Are you guys googling this shit?

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John Cena.

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it's on fire and they jumped overboard

Lel it sunk

it has capsized but is still floating

you said filled, they're not on the boat they're in the boat. This is a bullshit answer but who knows

they got off the boat. It docked.

Because you see "people", plural.

because it is filled with married people
also the ones so far have been waaaay too easy.

HINT: "not a single person"

There is no single person as the people are conjoined.

Like laying down, or dead. I agree with this answer.

first
>people
then
>single person
theyre all married?

They were gang raped by somali pirates!

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Oh man Heroine! that one took me ages

You got it! That's all my riddles for today guys, fun thread.

YES! They were married

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heroine

Lol I believe this

Get off google you cunt. Youre too quick

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She took a picture of him and developped it in her dark room.

bookkeeper

Heroine

Feel free to add your own by the way

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Sshhiieet

graphite? but who uses pencils in 21st century?

Pencil

Right-Wing. Passionate. Ready.

Those are the three qualities we need.

We must not forget our roots.

I am looking forward to those who we will meet.

Only British, Commonwealth and American citizens are eligible.

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What's the alternative to pencils?

Do we get to show our penises?

I like you

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even the niggers?

A faggot

Four sisters and three brothers

No thanks. Don't want to hang around a bunch of cousin fuckers.

four daughters three sons

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silence

silence

I could be faster without the damn captcha asking me for 400 buses, 20 traffic lights, 1000 crosswalks and a couple of hydrants of shop fronts.

When the number is even, divide it by two.

When the number is odd, multiply it by three and add one.

Are there any integers that, when these rules are applied to them, do not eventually reach 1?

How did you write that?
With pencil?

Enjoy the silence

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Boner

I didn't try it but primes?
7 22 11 34 17 52 26

Winrar is you

Bruh I don't do everything digitally. Written notes are pretty usefull, my phone can't perfectly replace a pencil. Hell I even have a tabelt with a stylus that I use for notes often, but I still use a pencil for math and games.

roman numeral is IV, half of five is iv

Take half the letters from the word FIVE, and you get IV, which is four in Roman Numerals.

0101
0100
Four has half the amount of ones

A candle.

7 22 11 34 17 52 26 13 40 20 10 5 16 8 4 2 1

i have one for you op, i have a stone skin, a wooden tongue and a halo of water. what am i?

A well?

any negative number?

well I will be....
negative integers then, or 0

Not op but a castle

a castle

I trust youre not cheating user ;)

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yeah.

For positive numbers, there's no proof, but it's thought that all positive integers arrive at 1

A flute

keyboard?

correct.

how about this.

ripped from my mothers womb, burnt and beaten, turned into a viscious killer. what am i

a keyboard

Checked and keked.

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steel / sword

A knife?

fuck, lost it.

FPBP

Yea Forums

not cheating, just know a lot of them.
this is keyboard btw.
which isnt really correct (numlock)

all wrong

correct

Yeah also the go outside part is silly cause you are outside of it and/or the Escape key

nope

HINT: You keep your kitchen things in them

technically it should be metal, but i accept knife due to the way the riddle is

The people are Chinese

Bookkeeper

Getting harder

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I mean without the killer part the answer could be potatoes or some other dumb shit.

I had this one spoiled for me :\

4/20 blaze it

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten

ENT?

e n t
(ez)

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The number 13 is 13% of 100
But it's also half of 26.

Zero

clever lad

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Tyrone

my name

My name

and like seriously you're not that far away, I can hear you in the next room without you constantly using my name to get my attention, it's just so fucking grating jesus christ

What makes up less than 13% but also counts for more than half?

Your mom

it hasn't read the thread so it doesn't realize this riddle has been posted already

There is a house. One enters it blind and comes out seeing. What is it?

An optometrist

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My wifes vagina

Milk

Water

ha, that is not the answer but it's actually more accurate than the answer, which was supposed to be "a school"

fuck off with your shit tier pasta
we've all seen these before.

Well it's the top 25 so it'd be kind of sad if you haven't seen most of them.

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?

Get the fuck off Google

That might have been too easy...

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One, you

1, only you.
the rest was already there

It's the only one with a value of 7... Duh?

OP's mom

two syllables

Not even, he ran into them on his way. They were just on the street.

1 or 9 if the Muslim and his seven wives are going to St. Ives

2 syllables, rest only one

I'm pasting this without looking at the answer so I can solve it too

There are five houses in a row. Each house is painted a different color and has a person of a different nationality living in it. Each person drinks a different beverage, smokes a different type of cigar, and owns a different animal as a pet. Using these 15 clues, which person owns the pet fish?

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede has a pet dog.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is directly to the left of the white house.
The person in the green house drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall has a pet bird.
The person in the yellow house smokes Dunhill cigars.
The person in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The person who smokes Blends lives next to the person with the pet cat.
The person with the pet horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
The person who smokes BlueMaster drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The person who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

BINGO

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Underrated post

A sadistic glare from the cannibal

Why the fuck would wind be a candle's enemy? It keeps it around longer

white

Termite mounds

Wait I read that wrong

this one sucks

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Well it destroys it's usefulness or ability to do what it is meant to do. It does not just want to lie around and continue living but contribute nothing to society like all of us here... Good on you, candle bro.

letter m

Lost

Letter m

What was the answer to the 'eat eaten' one. It was so ambiguous. Could be acid, a parasitic worm, so many things.

Bait

good gir

lkeep it up

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Maybe

incorrectly

the word 'incorrectly' ... harder my ass

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Your left hand

Incorrectly

Your left hand
And my massive boner

If you're Catholic, a pen

Checked

Last one from this website I found. Congrats to everyone who participated. There is no prize

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He's gay

Trumps Left Handed Dick

your backs are to eachother

The're both back to back, prepping to go ass-to-ass

back to back

WINRAR

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more riddles!

Which emperor will you worship next?

Niggers

No more, tired. I hope you enjoyed.

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?

Its a couple's cruise

I'm still working on this one

Seven's missing a finger. I shat brix

the only thing I can think of is hair, but that doesn't fit the never late thing

Might have messed up cause I'm sloppy af, but I think it's the coffee drinking, prince smoking German living in the 4th house who has the fish.

I'm pretty sure that's correct

Drax the Destroyer

Blacks are 13% of the population but commit 50% of the murders

I have no idea

Totally worth the 40mins!

it was supposedly written by einstein

Yeah I was about to say, I just looked it up and I guess it is worth it. Gonna go hit up MIT Yea Forumsros, catch ya later!

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