Be me

>be me
>be 32
>Start a restaurant, cuz can cook
>Pretty successful
>Hire a 68 year old woman that's an ex hippy
>Went to Woodstock and the whole bit
>Despite be nearly 70, is actually trim as fuck
>Start smoking pot with her on a regular basis
>3 years go by
>At her house getting high one night
>She starts talking about how lonely shes been lately and asks if I'd spoon her
>Fuck it, why not
>As soon as I do she starts grinding ass against my cock
>Umm, what's up?
>Doesn't say a word, just reaches back, slides my pants down, latches onto my dick and shoves it in her

I just fucked the shit out of a 71 year old and my balls have never been more drained. Ask me anything.

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What sort of restaurant?

Just a diner. Lots of breakfast food. Some polish specials like homemade perogies

did she buy good weed?

which one of you cooked breakfast in the morning?

So she got you hard

Post her now!

Pretty close to top tier, yeah

Neither. We we're fucking till about 6 am. Didn't wake up till noon. Then we just we just parted ways for the day.

Ask if she has nudes, new or from the 70s I don't care I'll fap to either.

Pics or don't believe you

Any pair of solid ass cheeks grinding against my dick is gonna get me hard. So, yes she did.

hawt, lucky fucker.

Literally the only pic I have of her is one where she's holding her granddaughter just after she was born. Not posting that.

Did you play with her tits? how big were they?

Of course. They were slightly more than a handful, a little saggy, but still fleshy funbags with hard nips.

Haha crop it. Pictures make these stories come to life.

So you fucked someone who's on the verge of terminal senescence

Pretty gross

You can black out the face...do it or OP is a fucking fraud. Also post location and name of restaurant as well or we don't believe you.

Here ya go.

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Fucking nice, way to go dude.

Can I be ithe reddit post please?

>Post location and name of restaurant

You're a special kind of retarded, huh?

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