>be me >be 32 >Start a restaurant, cuz can cook >Pretty successful >Hire a 68 year old woman that's an ex hippy >Went to Woodstock and the whole bit >Despite be nearly 70, is actually trim as fuck >Start smoking pot with her on a regular basis >3 years go by >At her house getting high one night >She starts talking about how lonely shes been lately and asks if I'd spoon her >Fuck it, why not >As soon as I do she starts grinding ass against my cock >Umm, what's up? >Doesn't say a word, just reaches back, slides my pants down, latches onto my dick and shoves it in her
I just fucked the shit out of a 71 year old and my balls have never been more drained. Ask me anything.