>be me
>be 32
>Start a restaurant, cuz can cook
>Pretty successful
>Hire a 68 year old woman that's an ex hippy
>Went to Woodstock and the whole bit
>Despite be nearly 70, is actually trim as fuck
>Start smoking pot with her on a regular basis
>3 years go by
>At her house getting high one night
>She starts talking about how lonely shes been lately and asks if I'd spoon her
>Fuck it, why not
>As soon as I do she starts grinding ass against my cock
>Umm, what's up?
>Doesn't say a word, just reaches back, slides my pants down, latches onto my dick and shoves it in her
I just fucked the shit out of a 71 year old and my balls have never been more drained. Ask me anything.
