I am a highly successful author of science fiction novels and a standup comedian. I recently had a fan contact me and after some talking she offered some no strings attached sex and blowjobs on the side. She knows I'm married and doesn't care.
Pic related. Should I?
LMAO
So no? She didn't have any other pictures and this one was a little off putting
Euarg
Go for it! Also are you a touring standup? I was a driver at a club
>’she’
Assuming this isn’t just a bait LARP, don’t be a fucking idiot. If you want to get your rocks off outside marriage, see a hooker.
Blowjobs aren't worth the beard stubble burns on your thighs.
But this is free and I don't make a lot of money to be spending on whores. She also seems to be down for anything
do it, and get blackmailed to hell, you stupid gook
>of science fiction novels
I guess that explains her “I’m obsessed with Dr Who” look.
I feel like this chick probably does a very good job of representing the quality of snatch you’ll pull from writing sci-fi books. ...Meaning it’s what youll have to look forward to when your wife leaves you. And idk if your radar is getting rusty after all those years of marriage, but everything about the girl in that picture screams to me: “I’m fucking crazy, so I might fall in love with you after one night of sex and drunkenly call your wife at 1am the following week to tell her all about what happened. I’ll say it’s becase I feel guilty so I don’t look like the bad person, but really it’s to end the marriage and have you all for myself.”
Is this true?
>highly successful
>doesn’t have a lot of money
Okay whatever dude.
Oh c'mon.. You can do better than that.
Yea i'm sorry, but this.
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Fuck yeah! Go for it.
"I am a highly successful author of science fiction and a standup comedian" contemplates fucking a pig
YOLO
sure if you want your life ruined.
Write a book about her: Miss Universal
>can't succeed at writing so needs second job in comedy
>can't succeed at comedy so needs second job writing
You sure you're "highly successful"?
Fucking Chris-chan might be a bad idea.
>>can't succeed at writing so needs second job in comedy
>>can't succeed at comedy so needs second job writing
>You sure you're "highly successful"?
Why not do both if I can?
Whores aren't cheaper than free especially for a regular thing. I don't make THAT MUCH. Look you can be a successful author from a sales point of view and not make a lot in royalties, child. That's the realities of the publishing world, but I'm sure you're an incel nobody who doesn't know anything about women or a career.
No, if you do however have fun dying from suffocation, and drowning in puss juice. Rest assured if you take it, agnue will be your demise OP.
But why would you even consider fucking THAT thing? It's not worth the risk when she inevitably goes Kathy Bates on your ass.
Lock you up to the bed and shit and break your fuckin legs.
Just get a fuckin escort, here's the site I use.
Skipthegames.eu
They have American cities too.
Must be a SFWA tard, as infested as the industry is with MeToo-ers and SJZs you've got to be seriously fucked in the head to even consider it...
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