Make a pact with the devil. Trips gets real

Ave Satanas

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i sell my soul to live 90.000.000 years being high in heroin

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Get the sexiest mother fucking girl be my wife

A te, de l’essere
Principio immenso,
Materia e spirito,
Ragione e senso;
Mentre ne’ calici
Il vin scintilla
Si’come l’anima
Ne la pupilla
Mentre sorridono
La terra e il sole
E si ricambiano
D’amor parole

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You can do it, a lot of people can live to be 90 years old.

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Invulnerability pls

can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

a reliable source of income?

Give me 1 billion dollars and you can take whatever

ill sell my soul to play DOOM IRL and so kick his ass

i want the big pee pee

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Reroll

i want this too

Roll for my stepsister's death

Give me the love of my life back

Cure the disease of life.

sell my soul to rid myself of this crushing apathy

destroy god's children

Selling my firstborn to be a shapeshifter

reroll

I'd sell my soul for true happiness

Re-rollin'

i want to suck my anus

Pray 2 jesus and thank him for saving your soul

mmk

Roll for more luck in general

reroll

Dear Lucifer, give me trips.

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LOOOOOOOTS OF MONEY

Rerollerino

I want to read minds

i sell my soul to get trips

Unlimited wishes, even after Satan takes me to hell

Pls

I want to take over the world and become the next hitler

Even trade, my virgin boi pussy for infinite intelligence and longevity. My hole only belongs to him until his first climax fills my shitter or sprays non-discriminatly on a predetermined body part of his choosing.Fair is fair Lucifer....

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true immortality/endless reincarnation as a humanoid with all memories transferring between lives. whichever is easier

Gdit, so close I can feel his throbbing fat cock yet so far away....

I want multiple orgasms like chicks

while I'm at it I might as well make a pact with santa clause and the easter bunny too

I want to be happy. Give it to me and take what you will.

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An unlimited supply of money.

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gimme like an infinite source of money and take whatever

the game

Endless, directed reincarnation without amnesia would be better imo. You get to chose where you’re reborn

Immortality =/= invincibility or invulnerability, so you could still be pulverized into a paste and die that way. Endless reincarnation solves that problem.

Pretty sure no self respecting modern homosapien actually believes in the abdurditiy of any higher power. However it's just as likely I come across an actual wish granting genie trapped in a bottle. If I found one I'd worship the shit out of it though...

rolling for lulz

My sanity for perfected manipulation skills

Ill sell my soul if the devil can turn me into a girl

Make me hf in all i do

I hope my retarded,closed mind,irrational piece of shit father,fucking die in the next few days. I willl give my soul to it if that has ever to become true. And i do not even care at this point if my life goes to shit, he just deserve it

please grant me the trips and make it real

I need like, $60,000,000,000

Please,give them to me

reroll?

I'll sell my soul for instant death right now. Like kill me right this second like now as an instant.

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Make my girlfriend a thiccy goddess

please make my wife lose like, 80 lbs.

So close. One last reroll hence i want this to happen with all my might and intentions

reroll

You know what I want

no one can get trips
*laughs in devil*

Make me even more autistic

You know what I want, devil. Make it happen if you want my soul.

Reroll?

>closed mind,irrational piece of shit father
Based boomer condemning his son's degenerate faggot behavior
I want to be happy forever

Please make true for what i've already wished and failed to get even with a reroll

i sell my soul to get trips

i want a cheesburger with coke please

Because of this I say to you, all sin and evil speaking shall be forgiven to men, but the evil speaking of the Spirit shall not be forgiven to men.

And whoever may speak a word against the Son of Man it shall be forgiven to him, but whoever may speak against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this age, nor in that which is coming.

Mercileres ad nos deus

Granted, but it will come at the cost of her legs.

>boomer

Wrong. im 25 and i really wish that could happend. i can easly beat him up to teach a lesson but i would only grab more problems. So,i hope with all my heart and hatred,that he fucking die asap

No.

Linæcus diablus nostrum.

infinite intelligence in exchange of my first borns soul?

suck dick

You minsunderstood, your father's the based boomer and you're the degenerate son

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Death

I want her satan. I'll trade my soul for her.

You misundsrstood. That i do not give a flying fuck about a random opinion of a fat incel on Yea Forums. I just wish my prayer get granted because he does deserve it

Are you telling me your dad is old enough that a faggot twink can beat him up? That's irresponsible behavior and you know it. If anything, you should be taking care of him user.

fuck a Ukrainian model thrice

I will not take care of someone that had shit behaviour towards me and other people,because he has done unforgivable things,and therefore HE WILL PAY,one way or another. And yes,i can beat him up easly (i do workout and posses much more strenght than his lame ass)

If he lets me have his job, he can go do what he wants.

Not in this thread anyways

I want to be iresistible for girls

I want her to love me

I'll sell my soul to be able to attract any girl I want for my entire life

You guys are supposed to ask God for all this..
PS you can't sell your soul.

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Should I get another beer?

Even no

Damnit but dubs

Amo Satanas

I'll sell my soul to the Devil in return for the ability to serve God perfectly.

Amos lol

I want immortality, wealth, my family healthy, and to be the best violin player on the planet. Check out these trips 666

Here's my pact...my Lord Jesus Christ has already nuetered you. GTFO

I return

you already know what I want, Satan

Cupid

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Make me rich and immortal

The ability to get away with killing muslims, In exchange i will ensure they are inject with pigs blood or fucked by a pig prior to death, there for giving you all their souls.

What we talked about last summer.

devil gets his ass tongued by niggers. imagine asking a tranny for favours

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i want a pact, about SAGE

satan you fucknig gringo i want more rims fo my honda

the thread will die with no trips

$500,000,000,000

trump will win again

in exchange for my soul after my death, everything i say is true

retry