Marinefag here - 0411 Oorah!
How come you weeaboo pussies don't enlist and serve your country? Having a career and a cause beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement anyway, that's for sure.
You cowards might even learn to get some exercise and self respect with the discipline military life instils instead of wallowing here like a bitter, fat fuck all fucking day. Who knows - maybe when that's done you might even get some pussy every once in a while.
Ex US Army - fuck you jarhead. I can smell boot off your fucking breath too.
Jar head cannon fodder
because i was lucky enough to go to the air force academy, get a commission and winged.
You're one to talk, fucking welfare queen.
Actual infantry Marine here.
If you're actually an 03 then call up a 9line. All grunts know the 9line by heart
>marinefag
>having a cause
He's a fucking 04 pog bitch
Shit. Misread that. Still he should know that. When I hit the fleet they fucked us up all day and night if we didn't know it.
I fucking hate this fucking attitude from most of the military types (particularly Marines) in this shithole country - just because they were so stupid in school that enlisting and becoming cannon fodder for corporate interest seemed like a good idea, the rest of us mere mortals doing actually useful work have to hero worship these idiots.
Newsflash jarhead - you bulletsponges haven't defended us from a credible threat since world war fucking 2. You are not better than anyone else, particularly those of us who actually work in real jobs for a living to pay for you to be a boyscout with a gun.
Now fuck off and go back to sucking the Drill Sergeant's dick.
>not an 03
>calling anyone else a pussy
Did you have to suck a dick to get in? I heard that marines have to gobble a navy mans dick to graduate from semen college
>Implying youre not masturbating yourself blind in your BEQ room.
I was there too I know how boring it actually is.Especially in between deployments.
Triggered wanna be. Was it flat feet that kept you from joining?
>Drill Sergeant
No such thing in the USMC faggot.
>serve your country
Have fun being a pawn in a war with no relevance to your life. You'll die in some shithole country surrounded by sandniggers. I'll enjoy all that freedom you wasted your life for.
Hah military faggots are freedom cucks.
>no relevance to your life
You post on Yea Forums.Frequently.
Went to recruiter when Bush invaded Iraq. Said I wanted to join infantry. Guy wanted me to learn algrabra to become cannon foder. Never went back.
>>no relevance to your life
>You post on Yea Forums.Frequently.
>post amusing content on an internet website
>die in a foreign place, thousands of miles from your friends and family, in a war that's sole purpose is to benefit Israel in some way
Yeah my life is still more relevant than yours.
No its not, Im not dead in some foreign country retard.
Yes, I know, replying to bait …
>> … you might even get some pussy every once in a while.
… Until those big balls of yours get blown off.
hmm
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Oh look it's Walter Mitty.
My grandpa survived bombing Monte Casino... We live in peace
Only a matter of time bucko
bro i like crayons up my ass too
They didn’t like my sleeve tattoos.
Going to bootcamp after i graduate this year Semper Fi
Because I'm a paramedic. I do more for my people than you soldiers do for yours.
This.
Americans are retarded. But military Americans are retarded cowards. Keep humiliating poor and helpless people for your kike masters.
Lol a cause. What cause is that? Bomb and kill brown people in the name of your Jew overlords? You're a fucking idiot. Soldier! You're not worth a damn! Take orders is all that you can. Obey! They'll teach you every rule. Bombfood, you're nothing but a tool.
I tried 3 times. Something about being a paranoid psychotic schizo with Mania and PTSD
>get politically conditioned and die in a desert for no reason
>live 4-10 years in a foreign country MAYBE fucking strippers for affection
>>"B-but sometimes we don't die"
>"you dont even have to see combat"
Then whats the fucking point? I don't want to be on any kind of welfare
>raised a man with balls
lol,so having balls means serving a draft dodger and fighting for the interests of israel? only an idiot would join the military with donald trump in office
>having a career
lol,unlike you high school dropouts.some people have real jobs
A Canadian in the background to finish the job while you dumb fucks run into the middle of fire like the glorified cannon fodder that you are.
>durmocrarcy
Who was the credible threat in WW2? Go watch the greatest story never told.
>canadian
news flash idiot,canadians arent joining the us military,there to busy sucking off the balls of their liberal cuck prime minister
have fucking sucking Jew cock faggot retard
All the ex-marines I met so far are jobless losers who depend on low wage jobs and welfare to get through.
this
You must be really afraid to think different to your daddy.
Enjoy dying for your oligarch overlords, fag.
Faggot ass boot. Learn an actual skill and get out as soon as possible.
I did 6 as a navy nuke. So miserable. I have a great job now tho. So i guess its okay.
TL;DR get out. It will conaume your BODY and your MIND.
Because I have a job and don't believe in expensive welfare programs like yours.