Med fag thread

Med fag thread

Have been replying in quite some medical advice threads, so I’m going to try this out. Ask me medical stuff and I’ll try to answer your questions.

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How do I heal abrasion scars from jacking off

Healing is very hard with scars, there are some treatments for scars in general, however not often done on genitals. So it depends on the magnitude of the scarring problem you have. To ensure it doesn’t get worse you should avoid tension and stretching and keep it lubricated with something like plain petrolatum.

Doc I smoke like 6-7 cigarettes a day. I've been smoking for like 4 years. How long have I got?

Can’t say, however may I ask you why do you smoke? And would you be able to quit altogether? The cardiovascular risk you get by smoking a single cigarette a day, is a bigger risk than smoking a whole pack a day.

>tldr; Smoking really fucks up your body in the short and long term, even a single one a day is really bad for your heart.

I'm trying to quit. Tbh I started when I was young and dumb. Now it's just cause I'm addicted. I'm gonna quit by the end of this year though. What kind of damage can I expect from 4 years of smoking?

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Those who are again Allah are to be killed, crucified or have their hand an foot cut of on opposing sides.
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Muslims will kill jews till the end of time.
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Disbelivers are worse then animals.
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PERHAPS Allah will allow you into paradies, no guarantee.
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Die for Allah and you get into paradies.
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Muhammad was to strive against the disbelivers.
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Muslims have a covenant with Allah to kill and get killed.
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Fight the disbelivers next to you.
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Fight them till there is only Islam (fitnah = trail, testing, temptation, disorder, unbelief).
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Kill the disbelivers where ever you find them.
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If disbelivers turn away from Allah, kill them.
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Im sixteen, and tried cocaine and crack in low doses. I want to try it again, but a slightly below full dose as to really feel the effects. If i do it i a safe enviroment, with tested drugs, how dangerous is it? I have a healthy heart

Depends on your age, but if you’ve smoked 6-7 a day for four years you would have 1.2 pack years. Depending on your age this should not be that bad for you. You’ve just increased your health riscis by a bit, which can be reduced if you quit asap.

Underage, b&

Why would you do this at your age? How are you sure it’s tested properly? Like everything in life, just be cautious. As a health professional I can’t recommend doing this, but if you must just don’t mix different things together. Combinations will mess you up definitely at your age.

the head of my dick is very dry, what can I do to fix this issue? I never used lotion to jack off, but now I'm using it w/o any benefits.What can I do?
Internet told me to use Gentalyn Beta every day (once) on the head after a good shower. Is this a good thing to do?
I'm seeing no results, it's been almost a month.

Do you have any advice for a person thinking about going into the medical field

Are you circumcised or not? Lubrication is key when masturbating and having sex. Furthermore, don’t wash your penis with any soap, some warm water is fine. And after showering dry yourself properly. Any other problems than it being dry? Itching, redness, swelling, scaling?

What’s your aspiration in the medical field? Not sure where you’re from, but it’s hard to get into, it may be expensive, it’s a competitive field and most important you should really care for your patients and be willing to dedicate a big chunk of your life for your work. It can be tough but really fulfilling.

i'm not sure, i don't think i have it in me to take care of patients, at least to the extent of nurses. i really don't know how nurses do it, they deserve more respect. i think if i became a doctor it would be for pharmacy or something, but really I am interested in viruses, disease and bacteria. Genetics, too

The things you do as a doctor are really different from a nurse. You are intensively working together, but doing pretty different things. After becoming doctor you can still specialise in all kinds of fields, from radiologist to medical microbiologist, and even genetics. You should try and see if you can tag along with a medicine student for a day.

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I fell a few days ago now the side of my leg by my shin hurts bad when I put pressure on it. I thonk I might have a small fracture. Will it heal on its owm?

I think that's a good idea thank you friend
I did an internship at my local hospital a couple years ago and it really opened my eyes
I know what you mean when you talk about working together and doing different things

Is it swollen, red, hard and does walking itself hurt? What spot is this exactly?

Glad to have helped you.

It was 2 days ago and you can not see anything on the outside of my leg. Walking is painful, but I can do it woth a bad limp. It is in on the outside of my leg in the middle of the shin area

Been having random localized pain mostly in the abdomen around the waist without trauma or bruising. It's usually tender to the touch and then resolves over the course of a few days. However, there's a small, hard nodule left behind representing the pain's nidus. This nodule is still tender to the touch and palpable. Currently I have two nodules (one on side, one on sternum) and severe pain on right upper abdominal muscle that i suspect will resolve into another solid nodule. Saw an oncologist today who brushed it off without feeling them. What should I think? This has been going on for two weeks now. C reactive protein and LDH were both normal. SPEP was elevated.

What's your specialty?

when i get anxious my body reacts with heavy transpiration, sometimes i feel the anxiety and sometimes i just 'know' afterwards because i got stains. why is my body doing this, what can i do? how fucked up am i?

So Im an on again and off again fatass. My weight literally has a 30lb spectrum I travel back and forth on over years at a time (I'm 31 now).

Im 210 now which usually triggers a drastic diet change. No greasy or processed food, a diet heavy in beans vegetables and grains with some fruits, a lot less junk, and so on...

When I eat like this, around mid afternoon I get super weak, tired, clumsy, my vision gets blurry, I have trouble thinking and my speech can even get stuttery and slurred. I've had this since I can remember. If I'm not being a fatass I always feel this way, even when my weihht goes down.

Is this hypoglycemia? Should I be worried or should I try and balance my diet better? Diabetes does run in my family.

Do you feel any instability with that leg? Does your shin seem to move when you try to bend your shin form side to side?

Scaling yeah, and no, I'm not circumcised.
Can I use standard lotion or do I need oils?

No movement. Instable just because of the pain. Im thinking I may have a small fracture but not a complete brake for sure. Ankle and knee have no pain.

How far away are legitimate anti-aging meds?

Get a fucking XR then. Problem solved.

Different fag but NMN is out now and that's apparently been pretty interesting in rats.
Then there's the fact they can edit your genes with crispr which hypothetically should increase your age 7 times, and you'd be like a 25 year old for most of it.

That last one I heard on radiolab.

Ask a doctor to make an ultrasound of those nodules, could be anything. Is there any swelling or redness? Did you lose weight, transpire heavily in the night and have you been tired lately?

I’m not a doctor yet, still have to decide which field I’ll specialise in.

Im curious if a small fracture will heal on its own

When do you experience these anxieties? Andy specific moments of the day? Did anything big change in your life? Do you have any other problems, like headaches or weight gain/loss recently

Med fag here, Will definitely heal on it’s own but like user said, an x ray is the only way to know if there is a fracture

underage gtfo

Research fag here: never, unless we slow down metabolism and have you move around like a tortoise. Metabolic assault can't be stopped. The mitochondria would have to be radically changed as metabolism would have to be reinvented. Oxidative Phosphorylation, Glycolysis, Krebs, have all been around since the origin of life and are fundamental. All produce free radicals. There's still so much we don't understand about the interplay of the mitochondria and the cell. There's so much we don't understand about metabolism period. These pathways are really really complex. Honestly, I not even in the information era with supercomputers will we fully understand. Understanding metabolism will likely precede cancer "cures" (which are not possible). It would mean understanding the origin of life itself. I just can't imagine this happening. I'm sitting around reading papers about the interplay of NFkB and mTOR and really lost...it's very very fucking complex.

I've got several question about my testicles . Sorry for mistakes , my main language is not english .

My main question is : Recently like 4 months ago I discovered some really long hairs on my balls , i stopped shaving my balls because its become itchy and sweaty and the hair grow out fast. Not only the hair on balls are long but the longer ones have different colors like grey and yellow , greyish yellow . It seriously look really weird. Is it normal ?

Second question . After masturbation I can feel my balls are really sweaty and it sweats continously throughout the day . Even a day later my balls feel wet , is it normal . And also after I cum my dick becomes very hot and red and I can feel the hotness the next 7 hours, what is wrong with my dick ?

Use something that moistures your skin, paraffine-vaseline (petrolatum) is the best and very mild to the skin.

Well that’s disappointing....

No swelling or redness, but complete loss of appetite and weight loss as well as exhaustion. They're like 1cm^2 so extremely small. Might not be easy to pick up on ultrasound since they're so superficial. Was hoping Onco would just stab a needle in there and biopsy. Had a CT two months ago for PE and and Ultrasound of abdomen last week. Nothing. Cancer is looking pretty unlikely since the blood work was all fine, but still, solid nodules are never a good sign. Feel like an MRI of the abdomen plus an US guided biopsy of the nodules would settle my mind but chances are slim to none that they'll do that because the probability is just so remote.

Agree to this, however there are some interesting ways to use this to our benefit. Studies have shown that slowing down your metabolism increases longevity and redusces disease risk. A possible way would be to fast every now and then, this slows down your metabolism and results in the slowing down of aging because of less formed radicals which causes this process.

This is true. Ramadan can be useful.

Main question: any other problems? Swelling, pain, other disclorations, did you have unprotected sex?

Second: any profuse sweat or heat elsewhere on your body?

Should be able to be picked up on ultrasound, this should be enough to determine if it’s a mass or cyst. If it’s really superficial you could even feel the difference and tell what it is by touch. Could you describe the texture of the nodules? Is it hard, elastic or in between? Can you move the mass around? Can you feel the different layers of the nodule?

I'm walking and lifting constantly for my 9 hour a day job (the lifting is usually light, but occasionally heavy-ish.) 9-10+ miles a day, plus lift and carry around 3-4 tons of stuff total over a day. My hips and knees are sore AF when I get home from work. I eat a crappy diet with way too much sugar. Would going keto or maybe just low-carb help me recover faster from work, and thus be less sore all the time? Been doing this for 2 years, in my low-mid 40's. Is such a job at my age just a bad idea in general, and I should find something else?

Well ramadan doesn’t because that’s not fasting. During ramadan people generally have a larger caloric intake Per day in a very short time. This is really bad for your bldy. Proper fasting is restricting yourself to 1000 calories a day for a few days/week. If any of you is interested, a version of this fasting is called intermittent fasting (beware of all the hype around it though, there’s alot of bullshit surrounding it too).

No swelling , no pain , no discloration , Im a virgin .... I just have these long yellow greyish hairs on my balls and I dont know why and how . After I cum my penis and balls gets really sweaty hot and wet throughout the day , its only gets better the next day morning . Its really annoying. Only happening to me the past 2 years I havent had this problem before. And no I dont sweating anywhere else , only my penis and balls.

I’m a 3rd year DO student with a 249 step 1. I can’t decide what to specialize in, but I’d like to make some good money. The super competitive fields are out because I have no research and I’m a DO. I like psych, neuro, and EM. Any advice?

Also I’ll answer some questions if you wanna tag team

Should have mentioned... had bloodwork done at the end of last year, they said I had a vitamin D deficiency, and my lipids were on the high side of normal, but weren't too bad otherwise.

Those a re the typical jobs that are hard on our body. I’d definitely recommend you to eat healthy, a keto diet however is not healthy. Stick to a diet that has enough protein, carbs and fatty acids. But stick to lean meats and preferably as much vegetarian/greens as you could. Cutting down on sugars is also really necessary nowadays, it’s hidden in a ton of products. Eating healthy might take some more effort, but it really pays off. Can’t emphasize how important our diet is. Like I said before, fasting could also be beneficial to our bodies as I mentioned earlier, exercise should also never be forgotten.

I’m sorry, I’m not too sure. However it doesn’t seem anything bad, can imagine that it sucks to have.

Medfag 2 here.

The discolored scrotum hair sounds like a lot like a common (harmless) bacteria called trichobacteriosis. If it really bugs you, see a dermatologist, there are some special washes you can use to kill it.

No idea about the sweaty balls disease though

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after work (sitting all day) ive have slight pain in my chest when breathing. its on the right to middle Part of my chest. so opposite of my heart.
help

Confirmed, the abdominal pain is due to another small nodule that I just located. It sits above the muscle in the adipose tissue. All of them are uniform in size and texture. They're all round and hard. They can be moved slightly and feel like cartilage in terms of texture. They're very painful when they appear and then subside over the course of a week; however, the masses remain. I'm going to email my PCP and ask for an US.

KINOBODY!??

Thanks both of you , it helps anyway. I can see some truth in the bacteria thing tho.

Why is my shit white

So I got pneumonia 3 years ago and havent stopped coughing since, had 10 days on doxycicline and it got rid of the pneumonia but not the cough. Now I'm getting anosmia, why?

Have a small, hard, rice grain sized lump to the left of my vas deferens near the scrotum.

Had it looked at approximately a month after I noticed it, doc said it was probably a cyst.

Still there, has been for three months now. I was under the impression a cyst would clear out on its own, should I get a second opinion?

Always good money in psych when you’re just starting. In the end I’d go for a job with a good future and a guarantee that I will still have a job in the future. Unfortunately being a doctor won’t make you rich. If you really want that, consuder becoming a medical consultant. Also use your DO skills in practice, lifestyle correction/disease prevention will be the next big thing in medicine

Everyone will develop a vitamin d deficiency in their life because of aging. Also depends on where you live, getting 15 mins sun a day is enough to ensure you have sufficient vit d. The labor probably is too hard on your body. Eat well, and go see a fysiotherapist, you might also be lifting incorrectly or have a bad posture which only makes everything worse.

I don’t want to be rich as much as I want to actually be able to pay off my gifuckingnormous student loans.

I find the practice of OMM to be really annoying but in the primary care setting there’s good money to be made and patients love it.

I really like psych but I also love general medicine, and the ER is seductive place. I know one way or another I’ll have regrets. Also one way or another the specialists will think I’m a moron lol

I had a testicular torsion (i think thats what its called) when i was around 11-12 which required surgery. Still to this day i occasionally have an inflammation and the testicle is really sensitive. What do?

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That's really bad. Pancreatic cancer.

That’s a question for your friendly neighborhood urologist bro

With every breath? Does it get worse when moving? Any other problems recently, like a swollen leg, with redness and pain? Take any meds? Have you traveled a long distance lately (by plane or car)?

So basically, over the past two weeks a bunch of random painful lumps have been appearing under the skin. They're usually imbedded in the fat (pretty skinny so like maybe 1cm below the surface).

Swedish healthcare may be universal, but its an absolute shitshow. Could this affect my testosterone levels?

Could simply be enlarged lymph nodes or cysts, US or a biopsy is the only sure way to tell, could also be a lipoma. Just go to the doctor indeed

Yikes. Are you yellow?

Also possible but less likely could also be PSC, PBS, Gilbert syndrome...

But he should prooooobably go to his internist/GI like now

are all girls that are doctors autistic retards, op? i dated one and it was absurd. is this an exception or the norm?

Did you have any pain lately that comes and goes in waves? Particular moments like after eating? Any other problems? Vomiting? See any blood in your stool?

they're sorta appearing in spots where the fat seems non-uniform and heterogenous compared to the tissue around it. usually like 2x2in patches of weird lumps. Developed pretty quickly so i'm sorta worried about an infection or parasite of some sort

every breathe. didnt notice it getting worse when moving. i travel by car but just to work. my knee is itchy but thats normal since im young. only meds i took was ibuprufen against a pain in my hand from overuding it

Do you have any slime coming out or is it a dry cough? Any allergies? Does it get worde certain times in the year (spring)? Is it worse inside or outside, is it worse in or out of your house?

Cysts don’t disappear themselves, they’ll have to be removed. Make sure the doctor makes sure it’s not a hernia inguinalis. You can test this by lying down and blowing on the back of your hand. If the lump becomes bigger while blowing, it’s not a cyst but a hernia. Ultimately, an ultrasound will determine what it is.

oh and thanks for all the time u sacrifice to help us fags out

I always get a cramp in the same place below my ribcage when trying to run. I end up having to stop often due to this even when I'm not tired or out of breath. Due to this, I can barely run a mile continuously but can do 50 miles on a bike. Is there anything wrong?

Dry cough except in mornings, worse when sitting or laying down, I think I might have post nasal drip because tonsil stones which I never got beforehand, every spring since symptoms worsen for a week

And no allergies

Thanks doc

Muscle stitch friend

Hard for me to tell from a distance without seeing you, was it a sudden onset? Can you remember when it started? No swelling or redness around the spot that hurts in your chest?

Im not OP but i had the same problem. What fixed it for me was two things. Not sure which did it. I got these inlay soles for my shoes that were fitted for me and i started exhaling on every left step.

I understand your concern, but hard for me to tell without seeing you. At this point it could be a lot of different things, so it’s indeed good to see your doctor.

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>Hard for me to tell from a distance without seeing you, was it a sudden onset? Can you remember when it started? No swelling or redness around the spot that hurts in your chest?


around a few days ago.
no swelling no redness.
it kinda dissappears when lying down later after eating and coming down from work

What about my balls doc?

Haha well in my country I really seem to like the majority of them. You always have the try hard people that do anything to get ahead of the rest. But most girls are really nice, and good looking too.

Glad I can help, will be wrapping this session up. I think I might be doing this more often if people enjoy this.

from what i found on uptodate, I could have some exceedingly rare soft tissue cancer that's spreading at unprecedented pace. If these were rare mets from some other cancer we would've probably seen it on the abdominal US last week or the chest CT two months ago. Plus normal LDH. trying to figure out what it could be since it doesn't sound like a malignancy

Have you really ever been tested on allergies? And when was the last time? You might have a hyperreactivity of your lungs (non-allergic rhinitis), a doctor may prescribe something that could help (certain nasal sprays).

There is an ever increasing white colored pigmentation happening on the tip of my dick. What's the deal?

Okay guys, medfag #2 here. Looks like medfag #1 is finishing his shaft, so it’s on me. I’m not going back in time so I’ll only be answering questions from this post on.

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Is this after a meal? Or always after running? Could be a posture problem, if so see a fysiotherapist

Could be a lung embolism, would be good to go to a doctor to be certain it’s not.

Yeah that’s why I don’t think it’s something malignant. Could be lymph malformations.

> fake ass med anons
Ottawa ankle rules says you wouldn’t benefit from an x-ray.

1. Have you been running or walking a lot lately?
-shin splints
2. How old are you? Less than 18?
-Osgood, growing pains
3. Why do you think you fracture your leg?
- ankle instability vs tibula fracture

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single doctor take the Ottawa ankle rules seriously. Too bad, but that’s life. This is America, everyone gets an X-ray

> Abdominal mass
Enjoy your burkitt lymphoma

Kek, citing ottawa ankle rules for a non-joint problem. Exactly why I asked if there was instability, his ankles and knee didn’t seem like a problem. Leave medicine to the people that studied it you pleb. Dr. Google isn’t a degree.

Well, if you’re going to order an x-ray before getting a full history, you know you should go back to that Carribean school you came from
(Don’t really mean to say this to you, it makes me angry that this is how most doctors operate)

Nice b8 m8
You should go brush up your anatomy.

Definitely go see a doctor to see if it’s necessary to make an xray, right now it doesn’t seem like anything serious but imaging is the only sure way to know.
Fyi i’m from Europe.

Over the past few years I've developed pretty noticeable stretch marks on my stomach, from bad diet and almost nightly 6 packs of beer. I'm a 29yo male, and the thought of taking my shirt off in public makes me want to vomit.

I'm really want to get in shape and start dating again, and make some drastic changes to improve myself.

Say I were to do that, how would I get rid of these gross stretch marks as well? They look like they'd be here to stay, no matter what I did or how fit I got.
Thanks!

I mean, I go to school in a shithole city where all the doctors around either went to my school or a Carib, so fair.

I think it’s three factors:

1) the hospital system and the admins that that force huge patient loads and pretty much force them to refer to imaging studies
2) they fear that despite a good history, you might be wrong/atypical presentation
3) fear of lawsuit/CYA medicine

Ok. Once and for all. From your all your medical training please answer. Are traps gay?

I get blood taken and tested every 2 years so Im not sure if it would tell me then, but I've never been told I have an allergy by a doctor and was clean at birth, I've got a local otolaryngologist so I'll hit him up, tyvm doc

I have a very dry, rough patch of skin on my shoulder, it’s been there for like a year.
How does one get rid of this ailment?

great! now i regret asking lol

IT"S STILL IN DEBATE!

I've just recovered from a distal clavicle fracture, and started getting back to working out, but today I did squats, however when I was coming back up my back folded on itself, my spine popped 3 times, and I got the wind knocked out of me. I'm moderatly sore, but have been icing and taking pain killers and anti inflammatory pills. What do you think I did?

My urethra has been hurting when I pee. It's a sharp, burning like pain and sometimes there is blood in my urine. Some times it hurts to cum. I have been tested and no STDs are found I havent smashed my cock against anything and there always seems to be traces of blood found. No signs other wise seem to point to my kidney, liver or bladder having issues. No signs of cancer either... soooo what the fuck, is there a genie in my cock or something?

i have trouble getting hard for girls unless i'm emotionally attached.. that is, i feel literally nothing when i'm around them if i don't like them. is this possibly a low testosterone thing? I lift weights every day and i'm generally pretty healthy, i just wish i could enjoy bjs/sex with random sluts. i also feel tired all the fucking time. is it just depression??

my elbow feel funny

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Did you a urinalysis and urine cultures done, or just an STD screen?

This is almost certainly a psychogenic thing, probably related to anxiety more than depression, but it could be.

If you can get erections and function just fine when you’re with a girl you’re more comfortable with, that strongly suggests that your anatomy and hormones are just fine.

Other very likely causes are certain drugs and alcohol (depending on when/how you use them).

If I was your doctor I might order a prolactin and testosterone level check, but that would be more to give you peice of mind - I wouldn’t expect anything to come up abnormal.

all of the above also had blood checked that day and the doc took a look too. Nothing seems to be wrong, just weird burning pain and blood sometimes. thanks for acknowledging btw

No but seriously could be a lot of things, that generally is really lainful and you would feel sick. If it’s not too bad you could wait some more days.

well.. i haven't had sex since 2012 when i had my last gf that i was super close to, but my last gf earlier this year I feel we could have had sex.. ie i had erections at points when she was just being cute out and about (which is surprising given how difficult it normally is), but she was a virgin so we never had the chance to really try things until we broke up. but we had some good dry humping sessions that definitely would have led to things i think..

it's weird though, i have had BJs where I can get hard despite the girl being uglier but more skilled, but i completely fail to get hard if the girl is bad. idk man, it fucking sucks. i'm so envious of guys that get hard at the drop of a hat.

i don't drink much or do any drugs, and i'm 26

I’d say it’s not a matter of gender preference, rather it’s a matter of gender identity. They are therefore not gay.

A proper allergy test is done on the skin. Yeah that would be a good plan

How long has this been hurting?

Has it ever happened before?

Did anything happen at that time when it started?

Is there any pus that comes out?

Are you sexually active?

Have you stuck your dick anywhere likely to have lots of bacteria (like, say, an asshole?)

So you know if any of your urine/blood results were abnormal?

Have you ever been exposed to, or tested for, tuberculosis?

Has your partner recently had irritation in her vagina, or been diagnosed with trichomonisis? (Not tested for in STD screening)

Keep it moisturized, preferably oil. Do you have any eczema, other skin lesions or scaling?

Might be pushing yourself too hard, refrain from heavy lifting for a few weeks. What did the doctor recommend you afterwards? You should ice the first couple of days, after a couple of days start heating. Painkillers are fine.

Probably fucked up your wrist

Can we not just tell him something fun like bronchiectasis or idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis

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They should check more than std’s, have they checked for infection or ultrasound for your kidneys/bladder. Could be stones for example.

How often do you masturbate? The fact that you can get it hard makes it unlikely it’s erectile dusfunction, which is good.

Well it was fun guys, might be doing this again tomorrow

what was your honors project grade

Or better yet I bet it's SSRI induced sexual dysfunction

I shit blood sometimes, should I be concerned?

Check if he is depressed or psychotic. Bets on antipsychotic or SSRI induced sexual dysfunction

Honors project? Is that like your research thesis?

Recently I've been experiencing severe fatigue and lack of motivation/depression. Sometimes I'll also experience bouts of anxiety. No real change in lifestyle to attribute it to.

I sincerey doubt a kidney stone would present as dysuria. Kidney stones hurt like hell going from the kidney to the bladder - that’s SEVERE back pain radiating to the groin - pretty constant presentation. Once the stone gets to the bladder, the worst is over - peeing it isn’t fun but it’s nothing compared to the the 1st phase.

It seems extremely unlikely that a stone big enough to hurt the urethra would be painless during the most painful part.

As for pyelonephritis, he’d probably have a massive fever, and his piss would probably test positive for a UTI (LE and nitrites)

Is it in your shit, on top of your shit, or on the toiletpaper? Is it fresh blood or darker blood? For how long already?

i'm not on any meds. i feel horny all day so sometimes i can jerk off all day, but i have also done no fap before for a long ass time. i was dating a girl with a 10/10 ass that and after a month of no fap i still couldn't get it up for her (although i was edging a lot the whole time on my own)

>How long has this been hurting?

About 3 months.
>Has it ever happened before?
New to me.
>Did anything happen at that time when it started?
Nothing happened to my dick.
>Is there any pus that comes out?
No discharge, no pus.
>Are you sexually active?
Havent fucked for about a month. Before, yes.
>Have you stuck your dick anywhere likely to have lots of bacteria (like, say, an asshole?)
I've gotten oral but no butt sex since may.
>So you know if any of your urine/blood results were abnormal?
None were abnormal, i thought the trace amounts of blood was weird but was told that that can show up and should show up if i had noticed blood recently.
>Have you ever been exposed to, or tested for, tuberculosis?
That popped up negative, that was ironically what I was suspecting for a minute.
>Has your partner recently had irritation in her vagina, or been diagnosed with trichomonisis? (Not tested for in STD screening)
That I do not know.

To answer, yes, but only because I insisted. Nothing found.

This one, the UTI was exactly what I thought too but I think my Doc is an idiot because we was convinced I had the clam. But that came back negative.

I’m assuming it’s just your dick/urethra that hurts, and it’s only when you pee, right?

Any fevers?

Do you see the blood in the urine or was it just an the lab test?

Was the tuberculosis test a blood test or did they put the needle under your skin and inject the fluid?

Any medical conditions?

Anyway, assuming these don’t give me answers, If I was your doctor I would pretty much have one card left to play. I’d see if I could test you for trichomoniasis and/or just treat for it.

If that didn’t work, I’d send you to a urologist.

To be fair, chlamydia/gonorrhea IS by far the most likely diagnosis for what you describe. I’d have done the same. Male UTIs are relatively uncommon but should be tested for.

Did you take any antibiotics and which ones?

Nausea & pain

If I can go hard on a stationary bike for 30 min there's no way I have COPD, right?

Does it hurt dying from kidney failure?

yes

How do you know if you're an alcoholic?

>Medical advice thread
>Half of all questions are posts by faggots with penis issues from too much jerking off

Yeah you should be going to a doctor. I’m guessing the pain is on your right side, around the lower portion of the ribs, or the solar plexus area. You got some kind of biliary colic (the pain pattern) and cholestasis (the white shit means there’s an obstruction) and those are two things you shouldn’t be fucking around with.

My knee has a dull pain for the past 2 months. If I walk a mile in 1 go, it starts to get in pain. Bending inward is pretty painful even with no pressure on my leg. My thought it from it falling on ice playing hockey too many times, so continually being hit in the knee.

What's the best way to get it healed? Icing it? Locking my knee for 2 minutes to buff up my muscles?

Thanks

Comparable to any other pain I might have had?

I punctured a hole in my toe pretty good the other day. Lost like a cup of blood. The hole was small so I didn't go to the hospital to get stitches and I just stopped the bleeding with a lot of paper towels and a lot of pressure.

It's all red around the hole now. Need I be worried? I've been putting antibacterial cream on it.

Post a picture, preferably a good clear one.

You need to go to a doctor. If the redness is spreading fast, or if you feel ANYTHING like a fever, you should go to the ER. You almost certainly need REAL antibiotics. Do NOT delay. This is almost certainly a real wound infection and needs treatment now.

Best way to remove fodyce spots without getting them medically removed?
I've heard Coconut or Extra Virgin Olive oil

Is that true?

I have a dr apt on the 1st of april. is that too long?

I get these weird pains in my body sometimes in my arms/legs feels like growing pains but im 25 and it can get really bad to the point of crying