Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!


As always tits not required but encouraged

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>tits not required
Tits required

Nope.

How did you meet your first boyfriend?
How did you break up?

How did you meet your second boyfriend?
How did you break up?
.
.
.......
How did you meet your current boyfriend?

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yes

~randy~

Oh wow, I've never seen a chart showing the anatomy of a liberal before, this is amazing. I knew the term "Vagina" and "Anus" were related, but now I have a visual reference too.

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Looking for new femanons. I already know all the answers vchan will say.

What?

hey im new

~randy~

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Randy is a guy's name.

Fuck you. you don't set the rules here!

Tits are ALWAYS required. It's in the charter.

Fucking beta.

Yea Haha sorry I'm predictable!
I'm all for new femanons too!

-vchan

redpill me on the pussy user

He's a faggot turmp supporter.

It's his uneducated attempt at appearing witty.

so?

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Good luck

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Is the lead singer(frontman) of this band hot? I think I'm gay for him. Is that weird?
youtu.be/roB4hRdLlas

obviously don't need luck

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What is sex like?

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Nah hes kinda cute.
Though it is gay if you're a dude lol


Yes you do.

-vchan

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why

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Yup.

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It's pretty easy to hide posts.

Also this thread will always be.

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>How did you meet your first boyfriend?
through a friend, we started texting on instagram
>How did you break up?
we're still together

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here too
-ryei

How do you give good Cunnilingus what do you find enjoyable?

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Why do girls like to get fingered?

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>manually hiding all my posts
i've already won, fatty

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Have you ever had sex with a woman?

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Figures that a trump cuck has never seen a vagina before.

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Had a phone call but I'm back

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how did you do that?

manually click the minus sign for each post

only in my dreams... i used to want fuck a girl someday but now hmmm idk
-ryei

It's pretty easy.
Click the 3 dots and just click the "hide post"

to me it's like a foreplay before i'm getting fucked
-ryei

maybe i'm stupid but i don't see a minus sign 3 dots

What does female urine taste like?

its on the left of the post. but its not worth your time, i promise.

how to make her feel like shit because an infidelity ?

Salty?

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Holy shit what if Spiderman poster is working with or is the OP, forcing thread to hit image limit so the "girls" have an excuse as to why they can't post tits?

Eh well we clearly all have time here. I think it's not that hard

a bit salty and a bit bitter

umm idk but it was annoying

have you ever had/considered having a threesome with ur bf? mff b t w

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there's just a box and when i click on it it just shows a check mark

have you tried the fingerbox?

Do you think it's possible to smell something and keep your eyes open at the same time?

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not really... maybe it's just because i'm in my very first relationship and i'm not very experienced yet with having sex
-ryei

Why are long hair so much better than short hair on men?

what's that? (sorry i'm new to Yea Forums btw)

Well yes user.

yeah everyone in this thread is

I'm not clicking your link. I wasn't talking to you anyway

If you have something to say fucking type it you moron

awh man i'm deaf and i can't hear what you're saying

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Do femanons know they're trashy prostitutes or they actually think they're useful?

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everything you say just sounds so stupid

Nope. Been here since 04 unfortunatly

Too bad.

Oh well. Sorry

Guess me and you have something in common then huh?

my bf has long hair too
i think because they look hotter
but it also depends on how you look with long hair, sometimes short is better
-ryei

well, i can't speak for myself bc i'm no prostitute

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do women have any place outside of the kitchen?

i actually am miserable in cooking but luckily my bf is an excellent cooker
-ryei

spiderman has tore down this thread
how dare you post an image

What's the strangest thing you find attractive in a person?

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Why do girls shave their pubic hair and leave a little behind?

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>tore down

Lol yea sure

Oh yeah how tf did he post that image

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How much does death scare you?

maybe it's just me, but the more i like the person the more i find the person attractive.

and also i find scars attractive
-ryei

And clearly got banned for it lol.
Spamming is against the actual rules.

i dont leave a little bit, i just shave everything or i don't

but sometimes it's kinda hard to shave that place near the anus

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does someone read my answers? cuz idk if i shoud still stay here or leave the femanon who answers in voice messages alone since her answers seem more interesting? lmk :)
-ryei

How often do you try new things?

Yeah, I read them.

No you should stay!
Everyone enjoys multiple responses!
That's the whole point of my thread.
Not just for me to answer questions!

-vchan

thank you, i felt like i was writing to nobody

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okay i was just kinda unsure because everybody asked you questions with your thread number and not mine and i was wondering if i was interrupting or something

Yea Forums gets newer every fucking day. Thank fuck for spiderman MVP.

as i said before, i'm still new in my very first relationship so i'm trying out new things with my bf pretty much often
-ryei

Interesting answer.

I get mixed responses with my longer hair though, i've been growing it for 2 years now, some of my female friends tell me I need to cut it, others tell me it looks amazing.

It all boils down to taste I guess.. :P


Also hi everyone, orbiting this thread.


- SP

What are some things that your parents would be surprised or disgusted to hear about you?

Not just sexually. I meant in life.

Nah even if people are asking me directly you should still answering you want to!
This thread isnt just for me!
Just keep on answering!

He literally got b& lol

oh, i love trying out new things! it doesn't matter if it's a book, or food or anything else. new things are great
-ryei

Yea Forums has been getting newer from the moment it was put online, new people come, old people go, if you can't handle change then I wish you good luck in life.

Life is all about change.

- SP

Have you ever masturbated thinking about a woman before?

nope im not banned
silly newfag

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For real
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Sure
Just got tired then?

Cemetery? Tell me about that

just think its funny that i "clearly" got banned
and "spamming is against the rules"

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>He literally got b& lol
no silly

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Forgot to add - SP

yes, it was a while back when i met a beautiful girl

What are you going to do when LA is underwater?

You must be new here

Check rule 10 faggot

buy a boat

i'll be already dead until then
-ryei

What's your accent???
For a second it sounded aussie then it almost sounded Canadian Haha

Swim

well considering a mod just posted and you don't know what a ban looks like, i'd say you're the newfag

also a cuck whiteknight apparently!

Why do you have such shit taste in music?

>a mod
Lol

But you don't even know what I listen to lol

>a transvestite
enjoy being wrong, as usual

Sorry, rules are rules

MMF or FFM?

Only wrong one here is you user lol

You didn't know who Elias Bender is. That's enough to form an opinion.

It's mixed accents, I'm one of those kids that grew up on the internet talking to people from all over the world and picked up on their accents.

I'm not an english native speaker, born and grown up in the Netherlands.

- SP

>hes obviously been banned

How interesting! Haha

Ah oh well then

Your country is both Netherlands and Holland. When you meet people you tell them to call you Dutch. Pick a fucking name.

im an autistic retard how do i find a girl that is okay with me being obsessed with them?.. sounds stupid saying it yeah ik. sounds desperate but i have a pretty nice job considering my age and i actually dont want anything more than a girl who i can spend every waking moment im not working with. this sounds crazy? a little sure but still, are there girls out there that would even want that?

Also you realize how retarded the spam was right? All you did was ensure that no femanons would post tits.

>inb4 "they never do"
Bullshit. I literally save the time stamped tits that have been given here.

I didn't choose for this nonsense to exist either :(.

I don't mind being called either, I don't even mind when people refer to my country as Amsterdam, which happens most of the time.

- SP

i'm from germany! i think our language is kinda similiar when you read it out loud
-ryei

what exactly do you man with being obsessed with them?
-ryei

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Why do people hate gay people so much? They're just having consensual sex with each other.

i don't hate gay people. i have some friends who aren't straight and i'm totally okay with that.

but some people are just ignorant assholes
-ryei

Good for you, being so tolerant.

simply put i want to be with them all the time, ive had two girlfriends and both of them have said im way to clingy, i cant help but not want to be with someone who i care about all day every day

I think german sounds funny, they always sound so angry!

- SP

it's just normal to me

if someone dislike gay people they should just ignore it and don't put a hate on it
-ryei

I don't hate anyone at all unless they force someone to do something or do physical harm to one, what a person does in their bedroom is their business, not mine.

- SP

jacking off to your voice, good fake voice user

i ensured no user would post any pictures
and apparently it worked because since my last spidey pic only 5 people have entered the thread

hmm... this one pretty hard
cuz i can unterstand your position but also the position of your (ex-)gfs...
obvi you should give them space, i think you should work on yourself. maybe just do something else, when your gf is busy and can't be with you. meet with your friends maybe? so you can come on other thoughts...

oh, and also you should tell your gf that you tend to be clingy and she should tell you if you're being "too much" so you know that you should give her some space. i think, this is important to let her know that she should let you know. communication is key.

i hope this helps

-ryei

haha can't relate cuz i'm deaf but i think it's a funny thought
-ryei

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Nope way more than that.

And what's the point even then?
Seriously are you autistic?


This thread has seen all kinds of spam and it always still comes back. You're not gonna be the hero to take it down lol

there are no girls on the internet.
Except for fake ones with dicks

>so you can come on other thoughts...
i meant "get on other thoughts"

Does sex hurt for women when they get older?

Nope you need to go out more dear.

Dont take memes so literal. It's not healthy

Do you have long term relationship ? If yes, how do you keep quality of sex ? I am asking what are your limits, toys/little sm/threesome.

>Nope way more than that.
22 ips before
28 ips now
i know you're new but those are the numbers

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>Go out and see that there are girls on the internet.
wow, you're as retarded as a woman.

i don't think so
-ryei

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ive tried this stuff before but it just idk..feels like im being fake or dishonest pretending i dont want to be with/care about her.
maybe im just fucking retarded and hate being alone

i'm in my very first relationship since 7 months
had sex for the first time 3 months ago

i think, maybe you should keep try out new things to keep things spicy in bed

Nice. Congratulations.

i don't think you're retarded.
>feels like im being fake or dishonest pretending i dont want to be with/care about her
who said, you should pretend? you should be honest about your feelings
you don't have to pretend but you have to give her space when she needs it

i think you'd be a very romantic and protective bf and would make your gf feel super loved

haha thanks

i guess everybody got out of questions haha

how to i make my GF horny, give at least 5 ways

thanks, thats all im trying to be. i suppose i could try to tone it back and give them space its just the only thing i want is actually to be with them

Its close to 404 time so the thread will be sinking soon :)

Urinating on them does the trick usually.

hug her from behind and grab her boobs

grab her ass

kiss her long and slowly

neck kisses!!

-ryei

i wish the best for you! always remember, communication is key to a happy and long relationship

-ryei

when is 404 time?

Spooning, cuddling, talking dirty, making suggestive movements, ask her if she's down to fuck.

- SP