Be honest here guys

Be honest here guys,
What would you do if you were a chick?

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Honestly? I'd become a cam girl. One of my friends does it and has been for probably 6 years or so now and she lives the fucking complete opposite of how she used to now. She DOES deal with a lot of bullshit from other girls she's connected with in one way or the other (people jacking her style, and I'm not just white knighting or whatever, I've seen the proof and it's really funny how some of these girls do exactly the same shit as their friends and think they'll never notice). But the amount of money she makes off this shit is literally mind boggling. She's definitely hot as fuck but she's not even a consistently top rated model, and she'll make what an average person working at a restaurant makes in a month in literally a second. Sometimes it's not even from tips either, sometimes she'll just get an envelope in the mail from some dude who shelled out 600 bucks for seemingly no reason. Basically I'd love to just fuck myself on cam whenever I want and make money doing it, because as a dude I'd have to sacrifice a pretty big chunk of my established personal image to do the same thing right now.

Kill myself. That'd be like living in hell. Imagine not having a brain and being guided by emotions only. Such a shitty existence.

>this

Plus you throw in a private snapchat and shit, easy living

For real, this.

All you have to do is not be a hambeast. Even if you are, some weird fuck will still pay to watch you eat a bucket or lard or whatever the fuck feeders are in to.
Imagine doing whatever you want with your free time, not worrying about income or expenses. Your only obligations are diddling yourself for a few hours a night and having fake interactions with lonely fucks online from the ages of 18-30.
Save up for years, and start investing when your looks inevitably degrade. Being born with tits basically has you set for life if you arent a complete retard.

I'd be the most proper and dainty lil' lass that 'ere there were.

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But I am?

Way better than the other thread asking to roll for any of those. She is actually considered hot compared. Look at that grill.

Get the ol' tubes tied or whatever it takes to not deal with menstruation and otherwise live my life as I live it now. Also dress up in cute clothes.

you know the rules
>tits or gtfo

If I did this as a chick, I'd probably get away with it more :)

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Marry her!

I could drive a cute VW beetle convertible and escape judgement when people call it a "chick car". Adding more real estate to shave (legs) would be a bummer though.

Nope. We are supposed to be user. Not my fault OP assumed everyone here is a dude

only anal

I’d be stuck up ass hell and only date chads until it’s time to settle down and my pussy has been used up. After that I’d go for a beta or even an omega that has his shit together.

she looks like riff raff

She'll also post on her private twitter reserved for people who actually know her about all her personal things so I can confirm that yeah, the money comes in quick even if you're only spending a few hours or less doing it. Plus she's going on huge paid trips, getting paid to be photographed (which from some of her stories is fucking horrible 80% of the time with dudes wanting to get with her when she's just trying to make the money and run) so it's not all fun and games but it certainly beats the living fuck out of working a normal 9-5 for what are, by normal standards, supposed to be the best years of your life.

I'd just start doing porn. Between private snaps, pic sets, videos and camming I could probably have plenty of dosh

No, see, you were the one that brought attention to yourself saying you were a girl when you didn't have to. And there's always been this combination of girls bringing that, as well as guys pretending to be girls, all just to get attention. So that's why we have to have rules.

If you're going to be an attention seeker on this board by claiming to be a femanon, it's tits or gtfo.

he wasn't assuming shit. OP wasn't talking to femanons

(also no one fucking cares tits or GTFO)

You voluntarily gave up anonymity by needlessly announcing that you have a vagene, Stacy.The only logical conclusion here is that you are an attention seeking cunt, so post those titties, we know you want to.

Dude I've been here since the beginning I know how it works.
OP already broke rules by not bring user.
We are all supposed to be genderless here.
Ops post broke that so gtfo here

Nope OP gave up anonymity first.
Suck it faggot

honestly selling panties doesn't sound that bad, you don't need to give away who you are and still make some extra $$

Probably the same stuff, for the most part. The biggest difference is that I'd be looking into the dating world more. Right now, as a man, the most significant factor in getting a worthwhile girlfriend is my income bracket. It takes time to build a high-income career (or at least a solid 60k+ career).

As a woman, I could simply be in college, studying towards whatever degree I wanted, and be looking for good men with a high income to support me while I do that.

Imagine being this retarded, is really how it is

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Retard

just buy some panties from the store and wear them, sell them as female worn. maybe put a small amount of tuna or some other vag smell in there

Imagine being this new

Only retard I see here is you

nah but harder to get buyers without proof, easy if you can take pics of you wearing it and then sell it

I'd squat over a mirror and see what's making all that noise back there.

>OP already broke rules by not [being] user.
please explain this.

Assuming everyone on here are men.
Posts should be genderless and not imply that anyone is a man or a woman.
That's true anonymity

i'd have an insane amount of sex

Okay lets break this down a little bit.

>op gave up anonymity first
no not really. "guys" is pretty often used as a gender neutral term referring to a group. you could argue that op was using guys to address males, but even so nothing in thier post explicitly implies all of Yea Forums are males.

>we are supposed to be genderless here
sure, op never said anything that denotes their gender. op could be a femanon asking men what they would do in their shoes.

>Ops post broke that so gtfo here
No, it didn't. Your's did, though. So in conclusion

>tits or gtfo

Mine did not. I was simply replying to a post.
Again. It's not my fault OP called out a gender here. I simply responded that I am already a girl. What am I supposed to do ? Lie?

>Assuming everyone on here are men.
No. OPs didn't assume everyone here was a guy. OPs post was specifically to the guys with the opening line "be honest here guys". It wouldn't make sense to ask a woman what she would do if she was a woman. You jumped in with, "But I am?", and that's fine if you are, but the post wasn't talking to you if you were a woman. You jumped in anyway, specifically being coy about your sex with the "?" at the end of your sentence.

So, tits or gtfo.
It's a good rule, it's a necessary rule.
Learn it. Live it. Love it.

>nothing in thier post explicitly implies all of Yea Forums are males.

Also incorrect.
When you post to Yea Forums you're posting to everyone.
Not like only the men will see it.
Had OP said "men of Yea Forums" then maybe it would be ok but OP simply asked everyone of they were a "woman"


So it's very safe to assume OP assumed everyone here is male.

>What am I supposed to do ? Lie?
you're supposed to tits or gtfo.

Nope

premium snapchat

>hurr durr op broke anonymity by denoting gender
>proceeds to reveal gender "im a grill lel"
>gets called out for doing exactly what /she/ called op out for
>"no i didnt do that"

I must be hard to go through life this retarded

I'd be pounding my pussy to hot wrestlers. What are ya simps doing for mania?

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Tits or GTFO. Don't identify yourself if you won't provide

>fix my hair
>get rid of the grill
>wear respectable clothing
>get tattoo removal
>practice my annunciation until I sound naturally educated and polite
>earn a useful certification, such as nursing or dental hygiene.
>burn every picture from the white trash days.
>never look back

Putting words in my mouth eh?
Must be hard being that retarded.
All I said was OP broke it first

i feel masturbating would be a hell of a lot easier

you dont make the rules fag

And to all the NEW people reading this kind of thread for the first time...

this is why you have the tits or gtfo rule, because otherwise it is just some guy pretending to be a girl in order to get (you's), or a girl being a girl to get (you's), and it's just a boring thread that gets hijacked.

here's a random pic.

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would love to see this bitch's snatch.

Neither do you

is getting (you)s even a thing? what would one do with them? save the screenshots?

Nope that rule was actually made for girls going into threads that held no relevancy to them and announcing their gender. This thread held plenty of relevancy.

Try harder new friend

This is how you can tell hes a fucking newfag.

He thinks (yous) have always been a thing here lol

What's her name then?

There was no reason for you to post your gender or even post in this thread though. You coming in and dropping your gender had nothing to do with the thread. Try again. Tits or gtfo

>because as a dude I'd have to sacrifice a pretty big chunk of my established personal image to do the same thing right now.

More like you'd need to go hit the gym and stop being a disgusting fat slob.

I'm a person of Yea Forums.
The OP didnt just ask for men.
They pretty much were asking the general population.
I'm part of that population so I answered.

It's you who needs to try again.

Obviously the thread wasn't for you then. There was no reason for it except to hijack the thread. Tits or gtfo

It's like you didnt even read what I said lol

Wow.

Give up, this "femanon" keeps making points that contradict "her" own argument and use them as a reason why "she" doesn't have to follow the rules.
Most likely a dude just trying to trigger as many anons as possible, and I must say he did a good job.

And it's like you don't understand why you're retarded. Either tits or GTFO. There was literally no reason for you to post your gender.

Yeah, this is how it always goes. They got replies, but decent balanced replies, and hopefully, a good reminder to casual browsers of Yea Forums why there are rules like tits or gtfo.

>Not my fault OP assumed everyone here is a dude

>he OP didnt just ask for men.
>They pretty much were asking the general population.

How fucking dense are you? literally every other post you're saying something that directly opposes what you argued before.

Probably similar to what I do now turn wrenches and what not but in easy mode

>she did a good job

Thanks

>Assuming everyone on here are men.
>Posts should be genderless and not imply that anyone is a man or a woman.
>It's not my fault OP called out a gender here
>t's very safe to assume OP assumed everyone here is male.
>The OP didnt just ask for men.
>They pretty much were asking the general population.

Femanon confirmed, no one else cold be this retarded

>camwhore/10
There's no other correct answer. Being born a girl (or even identifying if you do it right) is life on easy mode.

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What is her fucking name for fuck sakes. If she actually has a Twitter. I would like to date and marry her. And I know b has my back if it's true love and she says yes. Hurry, someone is gang stalking me right now!

Its simple.
OP assumed everyone was a male.

What I'm saying is that had OP actually just called out to the men of Yea Forums this wouldnt have happened. Granted that's technically a rule breaker but I think it can be bent just a little.


However OP called out to the general population with the assumption they were all men

Sounds like you should have made better life decisions, user

You should have said thin, hot and young chick because that is what all the posters to this thread will assume. .

Why do you say that user?

>Hurry, someone is gang stalking me right now!
This doesn't happen to people who have their shit together

How do you know.

The rules of the internet state there are no women on the internet.

You claiming to be female means you want some attention or want us to deviate from the norm. The OP didnt break a rule.

Tits or GTFO, slut.