Whats the most guaranteed method of suicide

killing yourself

OD on acid or try suffocation. I promise the suffocation doesn't hurt if you just tie something around your neck and do it as opposed to drowning.

*1 oz slug

W liter 190 proof Alcohol enema

>literally how
Like you don’t know how to fucking kill yourself nigger, no one feels sorry for you go do a flip off a high rise

dying

Lego.

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top 5:

#5: hanging
pros
>easy
>accessible
>pretty reliable
cons
>painful if done wrong
>might end up brain damaged if you survive

#4: train tracks
pros
>reliable
>accessible
cons
>scary af, requires some serious balls
>traumatizing for others
>fucks up your corpse

#3: shotgun to head
pros
>extremely reliable, highest success rate of all methods
>presumably painless
cons
>can be somewhat hard to prepare depending on gun laws where you live
>fucks up your corpse
>traumatizing for others

#2: exit bag
pros
>very reliable if done correctly
>painless
>very peaceful
>accessible
cons
>risk of brain damage if found too early
>bag might slip off if it isn't properly fixated

#1: pentobarbital (nembutal)
pros
>peaceful
>painless
>easy
>reliable
cons
>somewhat hard to get

yeah i'd recommend you get tor and order some nembutal, it's been used to euthanize animals and humans for ages. go for it.

can someone tell me the difference about choosing different bullets when you're literally putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger? Surely most bullets have the intended effect of blowing your brains out, or rendering your brain and ability to exist inoperative and obsolete

get a .22 pea shooter and see for yourself. have fun being a vegetable.

>OD on acid

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if nobody finds you in time you'll bleed out right?

anal nuclear launch

death

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Id imagine one where if it fails theres still something else still making it lethal. The one I planned would have 4 different ways to kill you - come up with your own thou.

Tie a large rock around your neck and throw your self in a deep part in the ocean or lake.

Electricity put something in the socket.

Suicide by old age.

Just wait ~80-90 years and you're virtually guaranteed to be dead.

Kek you stoupid? But that's a way to go too

Yep. Pretty much taking the scenic route to death.

tie piano wire around your neck and attach it to the headrest bars of your car and hit a wall at 60mph

Killing yourself

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