Oi there!

Oi there!

I don't want to bother /g/ with tech support bullshit, so I'm coming to you with a question:

I'm stuck on a 32bit notebook due to a govt. work contract, and I'm legally not allowed to use any other tech except the provided phone on the side.

What the fuck kind of web browser doesn't eat 250+ MB on a single tab? All the question threads off Google are simply wrong/outdated/ridiculous; any up to date recommendation from a Yea Forumsrother?

Currently I can't watch porn, open excel and print simultaneously without everything shitting the bed.

Pic unrelated, just posting to provide content and garner attention.

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So you're on Yea Forums on your NIPR computer and you expect sympathy?

It's fucked. I'm not allowed to make any changes, and could technically get my contract termniated if I booted a proper OS off an USB stick, but I'm allowed to use it fully as a private machine while I travel.

When the contract is up, I get to keep this thing after a HDD replacement, so I guess they don't care about a 3 cm crust of jizz.

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Obvious troll is obvious.

Your face is obvious.

This is common with some agencies where I live, related to statistics or data gathering. They expect you to hold onto the equipment they've issued so the contractor can skip the onboarding process for the most part when a new task comes in.

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At least I'm getting a small porn dump going, aww yis.

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I think chrome is the big RAM eater, I would use Firefox. I think it just goes off the cpu

Firefox is actually one of my best options right now, but testing showed that it will for some reason jump in RAM useage some minutes after closing 3-4 tabs in quick succession.

Digging through the option page(s) to see if I can minimize any RAM caching of formerly opened sites.

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firefox quantum

how much ram does this thing have?

Adding to the list.

While fiddling with stock FF, I'm downloading the variant Pale Moon, which is supposedly RAM optimized from the start.

Thanks for the suggestion, lad.

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16 GB for some reason, but I'm stuck with a 32bit system, so only roughly 3 GB are free after 32bit restrictions + OS. AV software taking up another ~120 MB, but that's somewhat lightweight at least.

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So far both Firefox Quantum & an older portable FF version started gobbling 250+ MB; subject to fiddling around.

Pale Moon looks (theme wise) like I'm supposed to grow a vagina using this, but it's actually restricted itself to 130MB at launch. Opening videos/bigger HTML5 heavy sites raises RAM useage as expected, but it keeps going back to 200 MB when closing the tabs, even after some stress testing.

I'll see if I can get mimic the configurations for Chrome/standard Firefox, so I can pretend to be in compliance.

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very welcome, happy to oblige in response to the lovely fudge-packing webms

Why the fuck would they give a 32 bit system 16 gb of ram??

The notebook has been purchased within compliance/guidelines, roughly 3-4 years ago, so it's up-to-date.

The problem lies with the licensing contracts some universities have been deepthroated with; some data parsing software they can't get rid of without huge penalties until ~2024 happens to run in 32bit exclusively (some shitty quick-fix in house solution that was sold by one university & later taken up by the vendor who bought it, the fucking irony), and we're running a client & server on the work notebooks to see if the data goes through the parser just fine before we submit it to the universities/agency.

The BS with "not allowed to make any changes" is just standard govt. fare. A way more practical & secure approach would be just running the thing on a proper OS and using the server/client testing 32 bit OS in a VM off an encrypted partition or something, but policy makers/enforcers rarely have their jobs for their IT prowess.

Glad to be of some use o7

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Update: Not too happy with results so far, but Pale Moon (FF variant) gave me some config profiles that seem to work slightly better when moved to standard Firefox. I'll see about fine tuning Chrome to match similar standards and compare.

Unless some genius ideas come up, or some conversation gets/keeps going, I'll just keep dumping porn here until I have other things to do.

Regarding the picture: This one I find interesting. The model's name is Lucie Wilde - a Czech lady who only had a short porn in career - and she's been often called "retarded" or "dead inside."

Turns out that the Czech simply have their own social media culture, where they try to minimize the showing of emotions for pictures etc., explaining the untypical acting of hers,

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I just noticed that the legs/dick seem to be almost sunburnt, while the man's hand is pretty white and fine.

I need to track down the scene to see this half baked man myself in his full glory.

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Food's ready.

If the thread's still here in 30-40 minutes, I'll continue the dump for the 1 1/2 - 2 people sticking around.

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Extra post before food because this .gif comes with a second.

See you around, anons.

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how about.. you use the money from your job.. to buy a REAL COMPUTER?

she's beautiful

My shitposting alert has gone off.

As I've said, legally & by contract I am restricted to using this notebook and the phone I've been given for the duration of the contract.

Travelling with two notebooks is kind of dicks, anyway.

I know, I quite adore her. Her misfortune is her tiny lazy eye reinforcing/inciting her "she's retarded" fandom, but she comes off as quite grounded and independent in interviews.