Drawthread: Slime Fuckers Anonymous Edition

Nobody to go to bed with.

That explains it. I mean, if you don't choose her, how is she gonna get her proteins ?

(I wanted to say something to u but idk what... Enjoy the (you) uvu)

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gotta fix my schedule by fucking it up cause i have a 2AM flight on friday

having a bed to yourself is so under rated, its so nice to be able to starfish and wiggle freely all over your bed

ah that makes sense, youre free to go

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G'day shadow I'm drunk but your not actually a bird. I heard you ate your own cum and thats pretty based.

>5:45am
4 u

Why u gotta fuck it up
I had flights at a fucked up hours and never arrived late
Weak! Weak!

okay

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Because it's time to go to work.

U ar l8 m8 4 work

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My unemployed ass is on the toilet after lunch, looking for mild entertainment
>muh timezones

Requesting a pic of Lucky Larry all wrapped up and super cozy viewing the trade center attacks.

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lIK TH15 P05T 0R Y0R M0M W1LL DI IN H3R SHL33P 2 N1GHT

The most mild can occasionally be found here.

youtube.com/watch?v=YPDmvc1RYdc
Exactly!!! Plus this slime girl totally wanted to bang the slime waifu first.
>Wanted to draw a bonus but I'm tired
>Bonus was gonna be her realizing she can't date slime waifu now either
>while spacing out
>during her scolding
Actually hit me up next you see me and I'll just draw it later lol. Sorry this one is kinda rushed.

Kay I'm gonna head out! I didn't plan to stay long and my back's already hurting... Here's to hopefully fixing my sleep schedule!
>it's 4am
>please don't let me wake up at 5pm again
Also I hope whoever asked for line work advice saw it! Next time I'm on, feel free to ask me more stuff if you want? I like helping out art-wise.

FUCK YOU BRIT BONG YOU ARE THE NIGGERS OF EUROPE

its my first time flying though

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Thanks a lot, mate ! Have a good night ! And I'll keep that in mind next time I see you in thread, really kind of you !

Oops forgot a thing

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How? So you never left the central US except by car?

Its v good

>
You too! Have a good night! Hope you like the comic lol.

Ye, I do. It's really cool !

thakn u niiighttt

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That's what I'm counting on
I'm actually a whole timezone to the east of Britain. And by the "niggers of Europe", do you mean once-enslaved minority?

Honestly I'm just baiting for (you)s I'd post 'Kill whity' if it wasn't so stale. Don't tell me your a Erop FraGer, should of checked my timezones before fraternizing with the enemy?

People that far south may be weird, but they're mostly good folk.
I also appreciate your honesty, where might you be from?

Shitposting capitol of the alpha quadrant.

>my first time flying though
Well, you better be good at landing.

you know less than 20% of all north americans have passports

better than you are at landing jokes user

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Bump. I believe in you.

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Least I ain't the joke here shuckleface. You gots to stop clowning around. *honks nose*

What ya drawing?
currently working on pic related

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>i rub your foot claws
>i massage the area below the talons most gently

>most gently
>gently
>then user gently opens the door
>to his horror, she's been hanging out without him
>suspended by ropes
>ddlc

I mean Aus is probably only around 50-70% but I could find areas where it was lower. Surprising but I see your point. Where you flying? It would be so fun the first time!

I used 'most gently' correctly!
I just want to make a dragon / raptor feel good right now.

The world is odd.

I request cute and wholesome stuff and stuff.

You could be my raptor or dragon if you'd like.
I'd scratch your neck, rub your scales, massage... well, anything you want me too.
In return you could do whatever you want to me. Want a human to fuck or swallow whole? I'm your guy.

one req?

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Thats some of the gayest shit I'v ever read but sounds comfy. Sadly I'm not a raptor poster, if I was I'd take you up. I hope you find what your looking for.

Slap me with your sleeves

Mornin'. Requesting you re-creating this pic with a mug of coffee.

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dang i wasnt able to keep up with the previous thread was traveling on a bus anyhow.....
Taking requests

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Dress up as your favorite pokemon

> job search for 3 weeks, nothing
> nek minit 3 interviews in a day

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Do some laundry.

I don't think I fit the bill entirely, but your posts are still welcome.

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>
yes sir

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not OR, but lovin' the Gen 1 look!

Sure Shadow, you got a lot of what I like.

COFFE MAKES YOU DOODOO
BRAAAAP

kek. Thanks.

>
thanks i actually used the same color pallete

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BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!

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Thanks. Here's a box of Tide for your troubles.

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Requesting this digitally lined

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> Wanna More Sluts ?'

more-xxx.net

I have enough slut thanks.

Niggers smell bad!

Asians smell bad!

:(

Frenchies smell..... GOOD!?

>:(

Everyone smells.

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BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!I SPIT ON YOU!!!!!!!!

gettaloadofthisgook

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Yeah, but some people smell BAD.
>like you. Smelly

\
(
/

Swedes smell fruity.

Y the asian hate tho.

They smell bad.
No hate. Just fact.

requesting polnareff cuddling with avdol from jojo pt3 thonks

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i LIKE the garlic smell tho :(... Apparently Japanese people don't really stink though. Actual fact.

Japanese people have the technology.
Most other asians do not.
So they can't hide their natural funks.

>Norwegians smell fishy

Niggers smell the worst though, literally like shit.

>That's why they were listed first, newfag.

Germans are also known to smell bad.
Might be due to all the near asians... might have to do with all the beer and sourkraut.... I don't know.
But what I do know! is that mexicans smell bad.

Greetings, gents. I hope you're all well.

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You smell better last I heard....
Still bathing somewhat regularly?

Shitstain smells the best though

Canadians smell like rainbows and cigarettes.

I heard ham was for the fags

i guess not thanks guys youre so great :(

>My hygiene is a topic of discussion
>Concern
I do bathe more. I even shower once in a blue moon!
Blatantly false!

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Close! All Kaffir get to consume the flesh of the filthy swine!

You still doing that.... job... thing too?

DIGITS!

A Loli with a fuzzy pajama top and cute panties please!!!

Draw digby choking u.

Digby smells like dog farts

Indeed I am.
I am not worthy of such physical pleasure.

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Well good on you!
>Assuming that's the only reason you're still bathing....

Requesting Isabelle as Rambo blowing away the commies with her infinite ammo cheats.

Draw urself dreaming it in a dream bubble.

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You're bathing in whipped cream.
You really think that's going to help in the long run?

>Jews smell money with their big noses

requesting a cute Kuriboh

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Finns smell bad

Americans smell like.... FREEDOM!
>21gunsalute.mp4

Tru tru.

>and sharts
Freedom has it's price.....

This thread is so slow I went through menopause again.

Meopause is smelly.

Majik?

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dis thread is more slow than snail with aids

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AIDS don't slow ya down.
they make you rape more.
Don't you know nuffin?
Aren't you in Africa?
What kind of nonsense is this!?

>*pours salt*

Taking requests

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Can someone draw this and add your own interpretation on what's happening in the bottom half?

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Sure is quiet. It's nice.

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Too nice.
Throw shitfit and get this show rolling.

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Impressive. Juggling is hard.
But... how do you account for the hat's wildly different aerodynamics?

Oh.....

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Ay :c

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The hat did nothing wrong

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Are you implying that hat is Hitler/Gul Dukat/Griffith?

can i get pic related jerking off an user while kissing him?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
actually aids give u superpowers like super vision...especially super aids
draw a asian sonic knockoff

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>
On it.

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Take out your anger on this faggot, punch his face give him a blue eye and leave him all bloody, show him what a real man looks like

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>Only picking Griff's hair.
>Not Dukat's facial ridges and Hitler's stache included.
>Not putting the hat on top of all that.
Lame.

THANKS

y'all fuck with sobble?

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>
What he do?
Actually as you can see I did his eye too.
Are you asking us to fuck sobble?

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It's still primarily griff boner.
My argument still stands.

ye

YOU'RE WELCOME

He is a cunt, just look at him the perfect punching bag

bery nice!!
why fuk sobble?

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>
Well, yeah. I didn't want to draw the others. I wanted to draw YV Griffith.
So how is he a cunt?
Oh yesh vely nice

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I gathered as such.
>Requesting the other additions.

Because he can't fight without his asslickers

Does anyone else want to nuzzle up to that dragon dude's belly?
haha

haha

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nooo noooOOOO, YOU FOOLS
im askin.. if you fuck with sobble.. not to fuck her..

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And who in the hell is Sobble?
Taking request?

Since you're being so nice today.
I do not understand.
But isn't it true that if you're fucking someone, you're fucking with them?

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small fix

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Requesting 6 or 10 smol YVs forming a pyramid, with the caption "We Are Legion" on top.

He is a pussy that's it, don't tell me you fell in love with him

Well shit. Thanks YV.
All it needs now is to read "Make America Great Again"
and we got the whole "did nothing wrong" story in one picture!

Maybe.
I don't even know who the fuck he is and you won't tell me.
>

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Glorious!
>This picture did nothing wrong!

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Woah dude that's a great job, please tell me you are still doing request

Glad you liked it!
You draw fantastic lips.

Okay I'm gonna go eat Chinese food, later thread.

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Could I /r/ a thicc anthro based off of Moondragon from Marvel? (She’s a heroine/dragoness).

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it new poke man
depends on what it is, i gotta get ready for work here soon tho but what would you like!!

but what if i were to say like "i fuck with beans, but i don't fuck with coleslaw"

as in saying that you like or don't like it?

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>gotta get ready for work
Then next time don't worry

very nice looks great...do u use photoshop by any chance?
>
bye YV dont be eating cats tho

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Yaya?

Ye

Thanks, I've learned how to paint full lips recently!

No I'm tired of thick scalies

Thanks, but I'm using sai

ye das me

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>No I'm tired of thick scalies
I see! Sorry for pestering ya!

i request all of the drawfriends eat pineapple pizza.

Thank.

I've been procrastinating all day and all I have to show for it is the furriest thing I've ever dared to doodle

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Have you ever considered caveman opera?

Not furry enough

>caveman opera
What's that?

may i request a picture of the person on this card

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Its wat u get wen user sits on mic and has no weed and is not high.

Are you shitting me dude i never tought you achieved that quality, damn really well done, i remember you as a roockie and now you are a pro.

Anyway my request would be a bottomless Maya (orange hair) wearing only the top of a school uniform, showing her tits and pussy while kissing futa Alicia's cock.
If you don't wanna draw Alicia then just the cock but with a little panel showing her face to imply it's her

Maybe with extra panels showing a close up of Maya's mouth kissing/licking the dick
Posted a ref just to give you a idea

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Cavemen. Attempting opera.
What else would it be?
Russian Opera?
Thas racis.

That was opera? I thought it was insane rambling.....

>Cavemen. Attempting opra.
>insane rambling.....
I rest my case?

just a question how to use gradiant in SAI?...air brush is cool and all but i cant seem to make it work u know...
glad u like user

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You're smelly too.
Opinion discarded.

Requesting ornstein giving a thumbs up saying, sick burn, in a talk bubble.

Sai? url for this software please?

totally out of the blue here, but I liked this enough to colorize it
(not a drawfag, btw, I just recolor things a lot)

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U make me wanna drawfeg, yaya.

Ay c'mon.

fuck you cunt

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fucc u

send requests

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...

>

Oh. My bad
Well I can sketch something!

K

>gradiant in SAI
There is a gradiant tool in sai?
Anyway, I use the watercolor brush, hard, with like 30 blending, 10 dilution and no persistence. Sometime extra soft when I'm lazy

Don't know if the link still work, it's not supposed to be free
mediafire.com/file/cbc5a94ev87pujz/Sai Paint Tool 1.1.0.zip

Do it mate!

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Maybeh later on wen im infront of muh tablet.
Anyway can u draw dis?
I need it for smol science.

GIMP is all you need

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GIMP is all what you want!

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Cool thx do you need better references since i noticed that the one i posted are kinda low for some unknown reason?

one req?

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INSTALL GENTOO

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Become a computer hacker.

He's doing his best

Don't know if I will have the time, I have to go soon but I'll be back in 1-2h. But I like it so I'll call the delivery ornstein.png so you can find it

They're fine!

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Bless Grog.

requesting sweaty loli

hey y'all! i got some time to doodle stuff!

any requests?

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dog farts

Danks m9.

Yo
/r/ woman saggy tits

oh yeah forget to ask, how's everyone's day today? :>

haha he fard

no offense but i don't really wanna draw saggy tits

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Thank you!

youtube.com/watch?v=yrglcxJlmGw

>no offense but i don't really wanna draw saggy tits
Why did not you talk before?

requesting a goblin girl trying to exercise ,you pick your setting

your butt

bump

i just didn't wanna be rude and tell u off about not wanting to draw it, i apologize :\

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>requesting a goblin girl
Good
>trying to exercise
Bad.

We'll compromise. Goblin girl getting the dick from the Goblin Slayer.

I have two guesses.

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nice,also nice trips

>
Hey I had to rush a bit, sorry

Bitte schon dude

Gotta go, see ya later

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np

It's amazing thank you Yaya

youtube.com/watch?v=iul0yWUJ5X4

im in the mood to draw booby smh

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You laugh now. but when the smell hits you....

Draw her boobs

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Draw Mil dong the Twist or any dance move that you prefer.

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Suck my salty socks you somalian shithearders!

Alliteration is fun!

any more requests

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>Draw Mil dong the Floss
I second this

Fun for fat fucks farting freely forever.

Umm....WHEN JUBILEE IS JUDICIOUS, JACOB JUSTIFIES JERBOA?

Requesting your demon with bow ties on their horns

did someone let an 8 year old on Yea Forums?

Jerking off would have done better than whatever jerboa is.
>I think.

Criminal communist clowns considering capitalistic compromises carefully.

Poxzii ii miss yoou

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bump

So that same kind of angle but an anthro dragon instead?

Accepting requests

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Robot Hitler going up against Robot Nixon in the 2132 world elections.

draw a slightly futuristic looking WW2 German soldier with a grey cassette player listening to music.
the cassette tape should be labeled
Die Affen - Ich Bin Ein Gläubiger

Ok.
>Robot Nixon
?

>Robot Nixon
i.ytimg.com/vi/_t8hpEKb4gk/maxresdefault.jpg
Too lazy to save and upload. So have a google image searched link!

>he doesn't know about Richard "Tricky Dick" M. Nixon

Why would you need to summon YV when you have the obsessed sperg who pretends to be him 24/7? He's here reading this post right now!
He'll talk about YV to himself whether or not YV is even here! All he thinks about is YV! He catalogs every image, every post, even every fucking vocaroo the guy has done. He knows his real name, he stalks his facebook and watches when he's online on Discord. He makes up conspiracy theories about him, how all these other triangular-based profiles are YV's and creates his own accounts to pretend it's YV. He even tries to RP as him and makes up his own copypastas he uses! It's like YV-lite!
There are people who are dedicated to improving themselves, whether it's to a profession or skill or something that betters their lives as a whole, and this person decides to dedicate every waking moment on someone he despises with such a passion that they live inside of his head in a fantasy narrative of their own creation. He thinks YV, he breathes YV, he lives YV!

All because he got called an autist on the internet.

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Those who are again Allah are to be killed, crucified or have their hand an foot cut of on opposing sides.
>quran.com/5/33
Muslims will kill jews till the end of time.
>sunnah.com/muslim/54 - Press CTRL+F and search for 2922
Disbelivers are worse then animals.
>quran.com/8/55
Disbelivers are the worst creatures.
>quran.com/98/6
Disbeliver are allies of satan.
>quran.com/4/76
Remember, Allah will cast terror into the hearts of the disbelievers. So strike from them every fingertip.
>quran.com/8/12
Allah loves those who fight for him.
>quran.com/61/4
PERHAPS Allah will allow you into paradies, no guarantee.
>quran.com/66/8
Die for Allah and you get into paradies.
>quran.com/4/74
Muhammad was to strive against the disbelivers.
>quran.com/66/9
Muslims have a covenant with Allah to kill and get killed.
>quran.com/9/111
Islam is to rule over all other religions, if they like it or not.
>quran.com/9/33
>quran.com/48/28
Muslims are better then the rest of makind.
>quran.com/3/110
As you bring them with chains on their necks till they embrace Islam.
>sunnah.com/bukhari/65 - Press CTRL+F and search for 4557
Fight the disbelivers next to you.
>quran.com/9/123
Fight them till there is only Islam (fitnah = trail, testing, temptation, disorder, unbelief).
>quran.com/8/39
Kill the disbelivers where ever you find them.
>quran.com/2/191
>quran.com/2/193
Believe, before we obliterate faces and turn them toward their back.
>quran.com/4/47
Muslims will cast terror in the hearts of those who disbelieve
>quran.com/3/151
If disbelivers turn away from Allah, kill them.
>quran.com/4/89

Are you okay?

hihi?

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This please?

This please?

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Requesting PPBUS G3 HOT

This please?

hey

[dksflelsdmlvmdfsklmvklsdfmvlskdfmlvmkldf]

Did you have a stoke?

has Dis been seen recently? Like, in the past few days?

yes

Greetings once more.

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Show penis. It's inspection day.

leave

fart in your hat

Depending on time I’ll do some requests

Rock

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Paper is way better.

This please?

Burn down the white house with robots and lazers.
Just like the Canadians did back in 1812

No thank you.
Nice.
I'll pass.

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Kafir*

Kaffir is a racial slur in South Africa

I'm sorry Muhammad.
What's the slur's meaning, and who would be on the receiving end of this slur?

>No
Uhhhhh. Buddy. This isn't a choice. If you don't pass penis inspection day, you'll never graduate!

Requesting Black Batman belching beligerently

Not the same guy but here u go.

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Thanks!

It's the equivalent of nigger, so you'd be on the receiving end in this case..

I see...
Now I know, Mr. Sand Roody Poo

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Graduate what? My curiosity is activated.

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For you to find out we gotta inspect your back (secret) pocket first
>Your butthole.
Now bend over and spread 'em.

This is why german planes weren't so good?

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>Just like the history books depicted
Nice....

Gonna need to ask you to take exactly 5 steps away from your monitor and turn around, sir/ma'am.

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And bend over?

You seem to have some sexual enegry pent up. Might I suggest a more...attractive and sexually open avatar to partake in these things with? You're pumping a dry well with me. I'm a prude virgin boy.

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This is nothing sexual.
It's merely a requirement for graduation.
We can either do this the hard way, or the easy.
Personally, I prefer easy. that way we can get back to our studies quicker!

I haven't been to school in over 10 years. The next graduation I undergo will be the graduation from working metabolic processes to stagnant ones. And that does not require rectal shenanigans.

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Wanted to do this

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>Implying you don't go the way of Mr. Hands at the age of 37.
Who said anything about school?

How rude. I'm not 37 yet! The implications of school were strong, with the talk of studying and graduation. I do indeed wank a lot, but that's on my own time and it doesn't bother anyone. It's the ideal form of release.

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Yeah. I lost focus....
And are you saying that you're going to into Mr. Hands SOONER than I think?
Because I'm giving you that long until you do....

>tfw you can't into penis inspection memes.