TRAP THREAD

TRAP THREAD

There must always be one.

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>Be me
>fag
>do this

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no

Still waiting on that fax.

What is it with australian trannies?

But I want infinite traps.

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It's a highlander joke dummy.

Join discord 5c43gwk for e-girls, traps, faggotry and Mara cucking everyone

Odd way to spell "I AM A FAGGOT AND HAVE AIDS THREAD", OP.

>It's a highlander joke dummy.
Oh. So that's the source of the meme I thought of but couldn't quote correctly.

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It's a great movie, only the original though. The rest is awful.

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what a cutie

Oh hi

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Hello there square chin

Hun, you're damn near a perfect pass, literally the only thing that's kept me from saying 'that's just a picture of a chick' are the fake tits. They're a little too dark for your skin tone.
I don't mean to be rude but you'd be completely undetectable if you ditched them.

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Meh, they are new, and the lighting was odd there, usually they match pretty well,I do need a darker foundation though for sure.

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>what

You can see the 5 o'clock shadow and a crimson chin. I'm a fucking homo trap chaser but dont be delusional.

who is that?

How big are those fakes? They look really good how much did they cost?

>hun

lolicyanide

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Woof, that 5 o clock shadow though

They are 38 e-f and a few hundered

>when the trap's got a beard than you
Now I'm just fooling, but don't sleep on your shaving, even if you've got makeup down pat.

I took this last night

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Few hundred jeez where do you live everywhere in the states I've seen are 3 to 10k

You must be seeing some shit I can’t, cause I’m not seeing any 5 o’clock shadow at all.

you're fat

disgusting fucking angle of your bloated gas pumper body

Kik me babe at vandjik

I’m in the states yeah, look at the Breastform Store website.

>I like my traps to thin and have no padding so they look like twinks

Just be gay lmao

You is fat

Totes hot

Hewwo

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That's ok user, being blind is treatable these days

>so they look like twinks
there is no difference between traps and twinks faggot

Pretty sure, the whole idea is that they're otherwise women, not clockable twinks or gay men.

Traps try to look like girls, twinks are just scrawny dudes. A twink can still look like a dude, traps wear a dress and makeup. This would be like saying a truck and a VW Bug are the same thing since they both have four wheels.

That’s okay, being blind is treatable these days

does this mean that traps are gay?

>Asking if traps are gay
I think you’re a bit young to be here

I wouldn't call traps pure gay. Here's my logic.

>traps try to look like chicks
>if you want to fuck someone for looking like a woman, you are not gay
>traps, however, have penises
>if you want to fuck something with a penis, you are gay
>if you want to both have sex with a woman and sex with someone with a penis (assuming you are male), you have both not gay and gay tendencies
>in other words

>this meme is fucking stupid, just say you're bi and jerk off to the pretty boys in skirts

I have OC out the wazoo

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I also took this one last night

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>in other words
hold my haaaand

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I'm 27

You want me to hold your hand and jerk you off at the same time? I'm down.

Took this a while ago

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It was just a reference.

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need more butts

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Kik?

Can I hold your hand and jerk you off anyway?

how do i date a girl (male) ?

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We could also not be faggots for once

moar

>Traps try
No, traps succeed.

Pretty is as pretty does

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If you are calling someone with a penis a girl, just kill yourself. Also MeetMe has a lot of pre-op trannies, Grindr has a bit but they are mostly looking for other trannies, okCupid has a few.

>faggot
>not bad at all
>fingers anus
>it hurts
>but it's pleasant

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Do not post your hairy ass

just be easy (:

What makes you say it's hairy?

not a trap kill yourself

literally nothing feminine here
Try

Ladies

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Or Should I Say Gentlemen

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the hair that shows through your ridiculous layers of blur couldn't even handle

Don't even post when you shave, you're just a dude with a g-string

jesus christ the standard for traps has fallen so far

lmao it's not that you can't see it

it's that you're delusional enough to not want to see it

Hey Yea Forums

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And now?

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They'll be calling you Moaning Butthole by the time I'm done with you

wow nice filter

Whose cute and plump booty is this?

pic related is me, sorry for low quality ):

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>>>>>Moaning Butthole

Lmao

"No!"

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I dont use Kik. I have snap and twitter.

Jesus Christ that's overexposed. Tone it back some. You've got a good ass but if you take shitty pics you aren't gonna get any faps.

I want to buy you 4 kamikazes and a pitcher of beer.

You look like a titan from that one anime , mixed with Ricky Berwick

unless you're gonna show us a full image, fuck off

you're a twink

why is this thread so fucking shit?

dumbasses not understanding the concept of a 'trap' and other dumbasses egging them on

It's two in the morning and the good traps are in bed.

I like to this I was doing good ;w;

gn folks

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Good question. Start the thread with a passing face instead of just a body shot and usually that helps quality. But even still it's unusually bad

You weren't kidding.

2 in the morning? what area are you in?

I wasn't kidding? :o

Join our trap and shitpost discord server if you're either looking for, or trying to share bussy (boy pussy)
Pic related for what we already got
/ak3tnRx

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What does this mean? Is it a reference to Moaning Myrtle? Fail to see what Butthole has anything to do with it.

Your shit pickup lines seem to indicate why you like traps user.

Someone laughed, you didn't. Sorry you have autism I guess

Of course, i never said :"hey! Imma trap! "

I'd be interested in a snapchat if you'd add me.

Steven Seagal is excellent in that movie.

bruh it's a trap thread, you're supposed to be a trap to post here. no one wants to see dudes who look like dudes

Course not, lmao

Just shave your ass user or use some nair while making sure it doesn't go in ur anus or on your gentials unless you like chemical burns. If you live near NY I'll shave it for a bj in return.

... Touché

Do you have republic credits to access it? IF not you can follow my new twitter @Citrus_Lost

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This guy is the only attractive person in this whole thread and this isn't even a trap

Definitely the prettiest degenerate. I didn't believe it when you've said so but I've been proven wrong.

>would bring to home to meemaw

Just explain the joke to me. Is the butthole going to moan? Why would someone's name be butthole? Would make more sense to either just say "If I get my hands on you, people are gonna call you Moaning Myrtle" or something like that or saying the person looks like Moaning Myrtle so chance Moaning to something more sexual like Cumslut Myrtle idk.

Oh I thought you just did it for fun not for money. Dunno what a republic credit is but I'm gonna assume its just paying for something I could get for free.

She most certainly is a trap though.

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Republic credits would be a Star Wars reference is my guess.

this thread sucks because of ugly fucks like this

I'm literally posting content

disgusting kill yourself

would drink milk from like a good boy

you're posting shit content that nobody wants to see

Correct.

Hmmm...

Spoiler, no milk comes out of that

Thanks :]

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So is that a no to the bj?

spread your butthole or gtfo

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Why is there such a lack of visually stimulating material?

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Nonono! Of course i'll, but i can't rn

wow, cute, who is she?

You look good. How much do I need to pay to get that makeup all over my face and neck?

Good morning, eggfriends!

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Lilypopplease from Chaturbate and Twitter.

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Do other men put their heads there and yell "Echo?!

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Soyboy in drag is a trap?

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I mean, like, someday if i can

zits+hair.
No eggsactly feminine.

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ahh, Mr. "I'm only ironically shitposting!" back for his daily trap fix
What's up eggboy

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tight

Grudge 4" It's Ma'am

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moar of those cute tits and face, plz
milk would definitely come outta that if I had a year of massaging and sucking on those pretty titties

>autism

Guy Smiley!
I loved you on Sesame st

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>35 posters
and no one but me has a fucking porn stash?

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Pfft, what's with the pic?

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motherfucking check 'em!

Hahahahahaha
Fat kid with long hair
Sure gonna trapp the fuck outta your fellow homos!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Too much pie, I fear.

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I can smell last night's hot pockets mozzarealla meatball from here

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checked

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holy fuck those are some nuts

No, there doesn't. Traps are gay. Die.

Goggiedinkdildo

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show cock?

Ask one out, you incel
They are lonely and have trouble with reality, so should be easy

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That's eggood to hear

beautiful

yeah, my folder is mostly cock chastity and boipussy because thats just me, and thats just how I roll...

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Did Thanos get to you?

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i love you eggman

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holy fuck. What an eggselent laugh you gave me

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Good morning, Harry. the makeup really covers your lightning bolt

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Sounds like an egg laying good time.
See you soon!

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holy shit who is that?

You fags can't possibly hope to keep this thread from 404ing without posting a steady supply of sweet sweet boipussy and girlballs.

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>she

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Thanks! Very cute.

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your dick looks like a rotten blueberry

Ha ha holy fuck are you even trying, harry?
I mean, you will get laid because fags will fuck anything, but who the fuck are you kidding?

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I can your 5 o'clock shadow

Buffalo testicles are very feminine....

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Vast chasm could hols a lot of eggs

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join the official boipussy discord, lots of cuties here
/sNnf5m4

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ew look at those giant manfeet

Looks like the yolk's on him!

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The birth of AIDS

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don't know. Just saving the best I can find, and this is my last pic on this computer.

someone else take over posting.

>your
Is this an "OC only" thread?

>he doesn't like his girlballs as big as physically possible
Why don't you just go look at pictures of a vagina?

eggcellent posts.

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I would deport that so hard

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according to that other fag that thinks they're the only one doing a porn dump

>Sweet supply of eggs
FTFY

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You guys might be gay or something but I just blew the biggest nut.
>ty based nerdy trap lady

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Dubs and I'll shave it all.

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dont be a beta bitch faggot for starters

I am that fag... sometimes I wish they would bring IDs back.

Why are there so many heterofags in here?

retarded faggot

pancake

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So flat and hairy.

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Where did this meme come from? It seems very forced and unfunny (although, I'm just a tourist from /pol/, so what do I know?)

back to /pol/ fag

go back faggot

kek look at those manly legs

No idea why they specifically chose that one, but it's a common occurrence peeps trying to derail and troll these threads. Sometimes they get creative and try to do it on a specific theme.

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no

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huh. Back in MY day shitposters used to post literal shit and prolapsed anus'. now THAT was dedication. Shitposters nowadays don't even know HOW to shitpost.

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yes cancer

This is actually close to the mark.
The meme is forced, sure.
But years and years ago, Yea Forums while always a den of idiots, was far more diverse and occasionally creative and more fun.
Last few years has been a constant rotation of 4-6 different thread types that have made this the lamest board on Yea Forums.
Like spiderman and wincest-the goal is not to make a thing go away, but to clog shit threads with more shit.
It deserves no less.

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trap threads are pretty much the only thing still remaining from old Yea Forums so idk what the fuck you're talking about with "our board"

but Yea Forums needs cute traps

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>most of the porn posts itt have been made by me
>somehow this makes me cancer
I haven't made a racist remark all thread, bruh. Whats up?

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Looks more like Yea Forums need more vans

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This.
Yea Forums used to be my main board 10 years ago when I first found Yea Forums. Can confirm for all the 12 year olds here, only thing the same about Yea Forums today are these trap threads.

Been here 12 years. They always existed but not to the point where they were the most common.

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Cute. Sauce?

retarded cancer

you were not wanted on this board, even then faggot

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That's merrple! She's too cute.

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There is only 1 thread up if there even is any, and that is discounting that retarded server spam.

Nobody is wanted on here, you retard.

You spend a lot of energy in clogging up threads that (subjectivley) are the only part of old Yea Forums that is left.
You could spend the same energy in making better threads yourself.
Why whine about it if you have nothing to contribute yourself?

yeah, fags like you are at the top of that list

S... Sauce ?

Fuck yeah, #1.

You spend an awful lot of time in trap threads for someone who hates them so much, user.

I miss louise.

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God damn I know I'd miss those legs

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Yep. She had the cutest tiddies too.

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Am I going insane or does that shirt tell me "while alive, eat"

And ffs now this thread makes me want some eggs

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Yes. It's one of those quirky programming shirts.

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...

Hank Hill

someone needs milking

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