Do you believe in Jesus Chrust?
Do you believe in Jesus Chrust?
Jason Bennett
Carson Reed
It was well documented Jesus Christ was a living person, parading from town to town preaching. Now whether he was the son of God...that's another story
Joshua Watson
I have seen him in the chrust of my wives panties.
Nolan Mitchell
how many wives do you?
Aiden Scott
I see jesus in my foreskin smegma chrust
Jacob Gomez
Yes and I accept him as my Lord and savior unironically.
Parker Diaz
John 6:35
>Then Jesus declared "I am the bread..." >Whoever comes to me will never go hungry blah blah blah
If that isn't proof I don't know what is.
Ian Nelson
its Jesus Chrust are you fucking stupid who the fuck is Jesus Christ get that shit out of here and start praying to our toast god
Dylan Rogers
You raise a good point.
Cooper Campbell
Landon Morales
Is that the fucker from Wrestlingwithregret ??
Jace Nelson
James Hill
You have shilled your thread in two of my threads today now. I am going to politely ask you to not do that.
Christian Nguyen
I'm 80 percent sure
Luke Torres
no I believe in Cheesein Crust
Cooper Young
None of your content is original stop shilling your channel here. Post something good that isn't stolen from a movie or other youtube channel then maybe I will allow you to post your dumb videos.
Isaiah Gomez
my sides
Tyler Phillips
That's me, retard. Lol
Caleb Reed
yeah i bet shithead. why should I believe you?
Jaxon Parker
Its brian here whats up juggalos
Cameron Nguyen
Julian Johnson
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
Bentley Scott
ITS JOHN CENA
Thomas Brooks
Not shit, bro. Just got off work hbu?
Levi Ward
STOP SHILLING ECELEB SHIT IN MY THREAD
James Ross
I saw this channel before
Caleb Rodriguez
Chase Green
HEY GUESS WHAT I DON'T WANT THIS HERE REMOVE IT OR I WILL REMOVE YOUR LIFE
Jayden Torres
Zane thread now
Grayson Cook
Kek
Noah Barnes
Blake Kelly
Oh you rascals
Ethan Collins
I don't know who he is. But, I'm going to get this nigger's channel banned because of this.
Wyatt Jenkins
SunDaY urr DONE 4
Parker Carter
That's deff. one of those channels that isn't funny.
Jeremiah Adams
Juan Morgan
Jace Williams
John Baker
Ima join in
Isaac Martin
Anthony Roberts
FUCK OFF
Aiden Hall
SAWFT
James Reyes
Juan Edwards
Brayden King
Ryan Sanchez
Are you proud of worshipping a faggot that religiously watches gay men wrestle everyday?
Evan Barnes
Hey leave brian alone. I met him back in 2014
Josiah Hill
Your sexy skeet skeet
Wyatt Turner
You're*
Jayden Mitchell
You have HIV from your bf so I wouldn't be talking bud
Kevin Smith
Jason Ortiz
Eli Morales
why did it have to be my important thread? why can't you just make your own thread faggot?
Grayson Stewart
Nolan Morris
Evan Morgan
You been zaned boi
Oliver Brooks
YOU IDOLIZE A 30 YEAR OLD JOBLESS BALDING MAN YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
David Martin
Blake Morales
Learn how to use a comma, faggot.
Julian Ramirez
I'll put you in a comma bitch.
Andrew Smith
Wow.. such a fucking retard
Jayden Russell
he was a real meshuggah (which peple love to confuse with messiah)
Nolan Turner
Only pussies need to beleive in fake shit like that...
Gavin Scott
He misplaced a comma again LOL genius.
Aaron Thomas
shut up gay man
Jack Taylor
Christopher Smith
Jeremiah Brown
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Jason Sanders
Kayden Murphy
Robert Morris
Who the fuck is this guy? Why are you posting this?
Grayson Foster
Kek
Brandon Brooks
Connor Clark
Jesus is Japanese
Kevin Cook
あなたは愚かなお尻の母親クソです。たわごとを食べると女を死ぬ
Logan King
1ƒ y0u c@n r33d +1$ Y0u ½ 2 5ücK my c0(k
Lincoln Johnson
フェラ、フェラのためにいくら
Ayden Ward
あなたの太った売春婦は私の10センチのペニスの雌犬をチョーク私のクソ雄鶏を吸う
Liam Hill
I BELIEVE IN CHEESUS CRUST!!!!!!!!!!ALL OTHER CLAIMED PROPHETS ARE FALSE AND UNHOLY
Jackson Sanchez
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and He offers you eternal life if you are willing to repent and trust in Him.
Benjamin Brooks
Based
Bentley Reyes
6000¥ 私の口に射精しないで
Joseph Richardson
John Adams
we evolved from an apey hominid ancestor, but religious nuts hate evolution because evolution disproves the creation myth, and without adam & eve there is no original sin, without original sin no need for jesus,
god is a myth, the bible is fiction and religion is bullshit
Camden Davis
Your gay for being in my thread. Kindly fuck off with your idiot oppinion
Daniel Smith
What you can't afford a $60 blowjob? Oh and you deleted your post like a bitch lmao.
Aiden Morgan
THIS is my thread normalfag imposter you should leave.
Bentley Ross
ITT a mentally unstable beta talking to himself for keks
Justin Turner
Do you really think people can't see your deleted post? Do you think they also can't count the number of IPs?
Cooper Russell
Christopher Reyes
DO NOT POST THAT FUCKING FROG IN MY THREAD BITCH I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE THAT LITTLE NIGGER
Michael Gonzalez
Every now and again, I get a glimpse of old Yea Forums. It might be a heart attack, but I don't care.
Nathaniel Davis
When was the last time you had this glimpse/heart attack?
Kayden James
Yesterday. I saw OP asking if $40 was too much for his emu's vest, and it felt like I went back in time.
Joshua Diaz
Okay you might just be dying.
Asher King
It's beautiful.
Jacob Jenkins
I believe in all the gods and recognize all the religions I just follow the teaching of christianity
Caleb Brown
Believe JC was a real person - yes
Believe JC was son of God - no
Believe church has cash in on this story since then - yes
Ethan Cook
Your a retard yes
Brayden James
Be nice to that guy.
Chase Lee
Yes I do
Hudson Gomez
He was some Jew sand nigger, why the fuck would I believe in him?
Mason Wood
Guys I just tried out that oneechan script thing. It is so ugly compared to $chanX how doyou guys use that shit it's so gross my god.
Xavier Martin
Why its probably you anyway
Evan Green
Because he's delicious.
Nolan Hill
IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEEEEEE
Daniel Gray
Connor Fisher
Jesus would be a good siisy faggot to suck on...
Leo Lopez
don't post fat ginger whores in my damn thread
Caleb Collins
120 isn't fat dipshit
Jordan Morgan
>siisy
You are into so weird shit fella.
youtube.com
Blake Watson
Logan Phillips
Why do you know her weight? Is that you in the pic? Are you a gay man?
Oliver Williams
No, but you clearly are a huge fan.
Cooper Hill
do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? do you believe that your foul words hurt me?
Parker Collins
ROASTED!!!!!!!!!
Michael Green
James Long
no no that's not what happened at all pay attention
Jaxon Jackson
yu didn't roast anything fuckface who do you thinkyou are?
Connor Morgan
Boom
Christian Gutierrez
Lost
Austin Allen
>attracted to the same sex
>is a samefag
Imagine my shock.
Wyatt Diaz
Noah Martinez
My faith in Jesus Chrust has been shaken.
Colton Bailey
Robert Allen
Dominic Perez
Booooooom
Logan Phillips
Too ez
Aiden Sanchez
HELLLLLLL NO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW DIRTY FUCKING SPAMMER I'M GONNA FIND YOU ONE DAY AND SLIT YOUR GODDAMN THROAT YOU HAVE RUINED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY THREADS
Isaiah Rivera
Kevin Nelson
Evan Diaz
John Bell
Please contribute something of value to this thread or I will have to kindly asking you to remove yourself from it.
Nathaniel Ross
It's really hard
Cameron Brown
I can't Cryyyyyyy in your arms
William Nelson
cause you're not here
Grayson Martin
it's not your fault
Nathan Lopez
and I wouldn't care if it was
Samuel Garcia
just like fortold in the holy scipture
William Myers
But, that says the Bibble...
Bentley Campbell
Yes, I believe that a guy named Jesus was crucified by Romans.
But if you're asking about the resurrection, savior shit, and all the assorted nonsense, no, of course, I'm not a fucking retard, thank you very much. Atheism FTW
Jackson Garcia
Are you proud of yourself for telling me that?
Mason Evans
there are some and some not christian people here discord..gg/rBahjF
Tyler Wilson
dont do that
Bentley Price
Yup, quite. Thanks for asking.
Dominic Robinson
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?
David Long
You guys are like family to me so I'll let you in on a little secret. Sometimes I sage my own threads.
Liam Carter
Golly ! Sometimes, I sage your own threads too !
Alexander Gonzalez
Jezus' is a loaf...........
Jonathan Baker
>It was well documented Jesus Christ was a living person
Some people believe this.
Jose Kelly
Okay? Did I ask nigger?>
Kayden Clark
>It was well documented Jesus Christ was a living person
kek.
>well documented
bullshit.
fiction is for those you can not deal with reality.
>hurr durr b-but i need determination because i has care and need
living in a world build on gapless laws of nature, never have seen a single exception.
>b-but you can not explain everything base on these laws hurr durr
told the incel for hundreds of years while science excluded insertions one by one.
and in all fields of science which could be decribed well no exception was found.
2019.
>using a computer to let the hole world know that religion is still a thing to be proud of.
kys.
>if god exits you dont have to fear
>doit.jpg
Angel Jenkins
what are you smoking?
Grayson Rogers
plenty of logical context. feeling just a little dizzy rn.
Isaiah Johnson
Yes
Asher Roberts
Better documented then say Alexander the Great.
Gabriel Martin
Who the fuck is that?
Bentley Sullivan
en.wikipedia.org
but i dont want to exclude there was a person called jesus.
just as little as there is a jeff miller in new york atm eating a fat steak.
Luke Sanchez
Do you have some sort of learning disability that prevents you from being able to read?
Nathaniel Evans
A boy who conquered nearly all the known world at his time.
Modern liars.
Revelation 2:9
The same folks who pervert the word Auroc to mean Unicorn in mockery even though tradition says it was a young ram.
Be skeptical of all men in funny hats.
Priests or Professors.
Daniel Howard
anyone that calls themself
>the great
is a >>/fa/>>/g/>>/g/>>/o/>>/t/
Leo Nguyen
He did not call himself that everyone else did.
As you would have had you met him.
Benjamin Phillips
If I met him I'd probably not want to talk to him. He looks mean.
Ethan Williams
yes my brother
Adam Nguyen
thanks my sister I could just smooch you for agreeing wiht me
Lincoln Morgan
>modern liars
ok. which of these five centuries (about 25% of all time since chesus) of liars are you talking about?
en.wikipedia.org
first doubts about bible in 1752. lag sounds accurate for this tricky kind of subject.
Tyler Gray
>feeling just a little dizzy rn
>It was well documented Jesus Christ was a living person
kek.
What does it ruin that a guy named Jesus Christ once lived? youtube.com
Bentley Phillips
Read the verse.
David Rodriguez
Stop shilling your dumb book in my thread. :)
Luis Peterson
It existed before you did.
And it is on topic for YOUR thread.
Nolan Walker
the topic of my thread is a fucking piece of bread. stop posting about this book or you'll wind up dead.
Austin Gutierrez
Post in public place live with public replies.
Welcome to freedom of speech.
Julian Clark
You don't have freedom of speech. This is MY thread. It's soon gonna be MY website. I'm gonna be the 3rd Moot so you better straighten up your act before you end up banned from here forever.
Jacob Walker
We all end up dead.
It is just a question before that of if you will be the Priest or the Altar boy.
Luis King
That second sentence means nothing to me.
Isaiah Bennett
Ban me my IP is dynamic not fixed.
I could care less if you were Moot.
Chris was a pretty fair admin.
Blake Fisher
I doubt much English print does?
Illiteracy and obliviousness are common sense is not.
William Long
i just keked because and i do not even believe the well documented person is real.
i dont wanted to be offensive against you.
basically i think that (mainly) believers put toghether informations about people called jesus from that time.
in the end all the things described in the bible were found but not because he real but because he many.
thats much more likely than a 'well documented' person as the starting point for research was the bible itself.
you look for a person standing on a mountain any many people listened? im sure you will find one.
no i dont like fiction nor indoctrination. ok, besides a good horror novel.
Jordan Williams
I believe he was a real person, saying real good things about how to not be a dick and how it was real easy to get along with other people and for everyone to live in peace. Did he walk on water, resurrect himself, turn water to wine, and all that other supernatural shit? No, I do not believe that.
Jayden Jackson
If you challenge me I will hunt you down like a dog, okay. I'm not as soft as that 4 eyed jewfro bitch and I'm not as dumb as the chink currently in power. I'll destroy your entire life if you mess with me again.
Jace Jones
How's your poetry club going? Are there any fine girls there?
Austin Kelly
that's Cesare Borgia, not Jesus.
Xavier Stewart
Stay in character.
Angel Peterson
Why would you believe the human stuff and not the miracles? It's all from the same source.
Jesus was actually invented by the Flavian emperors.
James Barnes
Oh please.
Do consider yourself duly challenged.
The gauntlet has been tossed.
Jayden Brown
>Did he walk on water
>No, I do not believe that
Believe it!
Jordan Murphy
Nathan Evans
Nonsense told by modern ignoramus'..
Lucas Jenkins
I believe IN him, but not OF him. I believe IN America, but I don't think it's presidency has existed for the last 20 years or so.
Landon Wright
>dubfag
It's dattebayo, fucktard.
Brayden Wright
Fuck off puta soiboy
Samuel Moore
So you believe in Jesus? As in you are inside Jesus and you believe? But you don't believe of him because he doesn't belong to a greater whole? Or are you just making shit up?
Nicholas Evans
Well, he was Greek, so, yeah, might have been a fag, or bi, at the very least.
Doesn't stop him from being a fucking legendary conqueror, founder of Alexandria (Egypt), and of a lot of other "modern" cities (for that time). Probably better achievements than you'll ever do in your life.
Ryan Martin
soy pussy bitch why are you so scared of a word? Gonna insult me, do it like a man.
Jaxson Clark
Because the supernatural shit is, in all likelyhood, overinflated bullshit perpetrated by the church to make their poster child look (unironically) holier than thou. How else would the religion have gained such a foothold to become the largest religion so soon after its apparent inception, if not for a water-walkin’, ear-healin’ badass? They had to MAKE him more than he actually was. During that time they had to compete with the likes of Zeus and the rest of the pantheon, and those dudes were kickass. How else was Christianity supposed to gain traction? By putting a physical representation of THEIR god on earth, that did cool shit and helped the common man. Unfortunately, this dude Jesus (Who was probably a swell guy), became the martyr for what was essentially a greedy corporation.
Dylan Wilson
>was gay
>founded some backwater cities
>calls himslef grrrrrrreat
Yeah, I'm jellin' over here so much, I wish I was that homo.
Juan Baker
Tell me where our time went
And if it was time well spent
Just don't let me fall asleep
Feeling empty again
'Cause I fear I might break
And I fear I can't take it
Tonight I'll lie awake
Feeling empty, I can
Feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you
I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you
Now that I'm losing hope
And there's nothing else to show
For all of the days that we spent
Carried away from home
Some things I'll never know
And I had to let them go
I'm sitting all alone
Juan Wright
Yeah, "backwater". For several centuries, Alexandria was the capitol of the Greek world. That's to say, honestly, all western world, because Rome wasn't yet that important (and Romans looked up to greeks, too).
I'd love you try and make Redneck-Upon-Cowtrinkle, or whatever you'd call your fucking dungheap the center of arts, trade, science, and culture, for even a decade...
Liam Thompson
discord
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Michael Jenkins
I've never heard of it so it's shit, don't you understand?
Evan Rodriguez
ah, yeah, tardcentrism is a common problem, these days.
"Muh, that not in me backyard, that be dungpoo"
Sad, so sad, really...
Ryan Ortiz
Okay OP here. I need to take my fap break now. I will be masturbating to various threads on /gif/ so please don't post anything funny until I get back. While I'm gone post pictures of female cats or hares because I will not be jerking off to them I just want my thread to be really fun while I'm not here. SO hurry up and post them.
Xavier Powell
Ethan Harris
Nathaniel Ortiz
>tips fedora
Colton Nelson
>m’lady
Samuel Hill
Those guys are not here anymore. they will not see your replies. Post something fresh or get out.
Jose Richardson
Yes. They’re caked historians.
Levi Lopez
no
Christopher Long
Inside Jesus...
Wot?
No I meant I believe in the ideal. Not the person. You sophmoric simpleton
Chase Rogers
I...I just did. Are you too simple to know what a soiboy is?
Isaac Ross
Why did you just say that then? I'm dumb because you being unnecessarily verbose and profound even though you don't know what the hell you're talking about?
Adam Baker
>being this insecure
Ok we get it. You passed grade twelve and chose to be a thespian instead getting laid. We believe you ok?
Parker Myers
No I don't know what a soiboy is. I do know what a soyboy is though. I also know that your balls dropped off and you are afraid to use the correct word. Soi does not exist.
Cameron Martinez
>>using a computer to let the hole world know that religion is still a thing to be proud of.
>giving an entire dissertation only to interchange “hole” for “whole” at the end
Kek.
Joshua Wilson
do you feel smart for saying this?
Caleb Murphy
>privately owned message board
>public
Jack Ortiz
Actually, I am. Not a lady, but still here. Thanks ;)
Kevin Morris
go away
Oliver Roberts
Not really. More giddy than anything. How about you? How are you feeling?
Kevin Mitchell
>being this insecure
Xavier Reed
i feel eft
Angel Bailey
Like in your genitals?
Jacob Reed
what? you were just waiting to talk about dicks weren't you? Did you even read my post?
Thomas Gonzalez
Why are you so angry all the time?
Connor Reyes
Fuckl you
Grayson Ramirez
B-but I have nowhere else to be !
Forever alone, no friends, you know the drill.
As Princess Leia would have said: Help me, Yea Forums, you're my only hope.
Dylan Long
I don't watch Star Trek nerd I don't understand that reference. No leave my thread you are very clingy and it is disturbing I don't like associating with people that are this lonely and get so attached. They are Bad Company like Battlefield 2.
Nolan Miller
>TIL all genitalia is composed of penises
Dude (now that I know you’re a dude) calm down. Blood in your underwear could mean a lot of things. Go see a doctor before panicking.
Wyatt Cook
Well fuckl you too
Henry Hill
What are you trying to accomplish? Can you please leave?
Jacob Harris
Julian Smith
cry more and louder. besides troll i wish id be in 12 grade again little mancrybaby.
you are officially allowed to fuck with my english.
i fucking dont care. fucking fuck fuck.
>he got the hole world in his hands
kek.
Camden Ward
leave now ESL
Leo Hill
Anyone remember my name is Earl? OP's pic reminded me
Levi Myers
i feel so soros for you.
Aiden Green
I believe in the Holy Toast.
Nolan Hughes
Christopher Ramirez
>being this insecure
Type more words
Grayson Ward
I could never really get into that show. I don't remember much about it.
Aiden Cook
IF YOU ARE HERE TO BE MEAN TO EACH OTHER LEAVE MY THREAD RIGHT NOW
Juan Thompson
I believe in Jizzus Christ
Michael Butler
Still watch it on Hulu. Would eat jayme Presley’s ass.
Leo Robinson
Fuck off shit dick
Daniel Bailey
He's a false prophet. He never jizzed, that is just homemade root beer. Not only that, but he couldn't even bother to keep the joke going and just gave up after 2015, what a looser.
Wyatt Davis
leave right now I came in here to be alone
Joseph Clark
i am batman
Hunter Rivera
no you're not batman is buff
Mason Smith
>feels batman