Wake up

>wake up
>have a 10'' cock
What do ?

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bang ur mum

Immediately blow up Tinder and Grindr and see who bites first.

chop it off and donate it to science.

Tbh I'd be so turned on from having a big cock that I'd probably jerk off first thing

Wonder where the other 4 inches went

buy tight pants try to show as many hot bitches as i can

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Suck my own dick.
Immediately.

the same thing I do now??