Wake up

>wake up
>have a 10'' cock
What do ?

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bang ur mum

Immediately blow up Tinder and Grindr and see who bites first.

chop it off and donate it to science.

Tbh I'd be so turned on from having a big cock that I'd probably jerk off first thing

Wonder where the other 4 inches went

buy tight pants try to show as many hot bitches as i can

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Suck my own dick.
Immediately.

the same thing I do now??

What this fag said

Man I would smash so much trap pussy with that thing.

I think we know who'd bite first

OH FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DICK?

Anally rape my ex's new boyfriend. He'd be shitting into a diaper for weeks. And then I'd jerk off to what I just did.

Post more of my huge cock on Yea Forums

buy a horse

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I've seen all kinds of fucked shit on Yea Forums but this actually makes me want to leave.

make porn for Yea Forums. fatties and grannies only. and feet. and traps

start screaming and wondering where the other 2 inches went

I would go stick it in a loli to see if it fits like it does in my cartoons

Cut off 7 inches to make it the correct size.

..post dick?

but user, there's nothing wrong or fucked up about loving a horse

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go on...

Seconded.

I got a feeling that cropped girl is under age

Who knows, but she sure is undercock

fuck your mom

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