Is it true

>is it true
>both parents from former U.S.S.R.
>So by blood I'm very much a slav
>watched this movie called "red sparrow"
>character says "why do all russian men look like toads?"

>is it true?
>am I fucked?

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yeh

Nah, theres the skinny rat faced slavs as well.

yeh

Yeah dude it's so bad not sure the fags will take you sorry bud

why is life so unfair?!

Russian men are 6y

Yeah. Now ribbit comrade

what?

Nah, just look at Putin. He resembles a snake more than a toad.

don't make fun of me please obese mcdonald eating motherfucker

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Yep
The chicks are hot, though.

is true. basic slav head shape is like pumpkin, like my father and like me. can't do anything about, so drink more.

chicks are hot up to age of 19. then they suddenly turn into the old pretend lesbians from TaTu

so what are options if I'm so fucking ugly?

isolate yourself to avoid shame from others who are more attractive.

collect porn, fap to porn.

you might think this is sad. the alternative is to NOT fap to porn, which is worse. if you have to be alone, might as well get off now and then.

it helps to have an elaborate fantasy life. is this avoiding reality? of course it is. reality is a hateful game where one percent wins and everyone else dies alone. fuck reality. refuse to play the game, get as much fun out of it as a pumpkin head can.

I'm doing Nofap.

It's unwise to wind someone like me up.

I mean, he's not wrong. I'd love to have myself a Sergei or Maksim or Vladimir or even a Mikael. Maybe even a Bruno, but that might be a bit of a stretch...

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The fags are more obbsessed with appearances so even harder to attract. Women will fuck a ugly man if he is useful. A faggot will only do so if he is desperate

hes german

Oh, come on. I'm sure it's not as bad as OP thinks it is. And a lot can be done for a guy's looks. Clear skin, a good haircut and a smile work wonders. I mean, there's no accounting for taste, but if he does his due diligence I'm sure he can look just fine.

Protip: even if you have a mediocre face, muscle and money will make women fall all over you. Muscle double for fags, but not so much for money.

Well I was was just alerting the fact that gays care more about looks than money so in order to properly judge Ivan must show his face