Places you've stuck your cock where it doesn't belong? Fruit, furniture, etc

Places you've stuck your cock where it doesn't belong? Fruit, furniture, etc

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This.

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inb4 everyone saying those jets at the pool

In between mattresses stacked on top of each other

Sounds terrifying

Like this?
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female anus, no regrets.

just toilet paper rolls

math teacher’s lunch

How did it fit?

it couldn't

Friends used condom

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How was it? Still warm?

Used to hump bed railing and the edge of the tub.

It was, it felt so good

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In married other men's wives.

another mans wife
lol

Femanon detected.

* In other men's wives. In married women.

i work at my cities morgue, guess

In married men

Nope, used to dry hump this in my early teens, not sure how I stumbled on it but damn did it feel good.

Was able to apply enough pressure that I didn't cum(this was even before I knew about it) Tried it some time after without underwear and realized I had to be a little careful to not mess up my penis.

Made a mess on the bed railing so I switched to the tub. Eventually learned how to masturbate correctly and stopped humping.

instructions unclear dick stuck in fan

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My dog...

ruff

tried a diy fleshlight with some baking powder and water and then you microwave it. couldn't get it out of the glass and then it broke when I tried to insert cause the hole was too small

lol. It was 10/10 like hell he's tight, but it was just weird ig