ITT: Poorly describe video games. Anons guess

Tetriminos?

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

TMNT on the NES?

TMNT

>Green Bay Packers helmet.

Damn right.

>Lose frog
>Find tank

aw shit that makes a lot of sense

snes
No
No

Oh shit, Flashback! What a game!

Blaster master

> Every E3
>whats new about this one
>oh you changed the number
>E3 2018
>whats new about this one
>oh you changed the number
>and added lootboxes

Nigga stole my bike

>Use power ranger colored robots
>Some deep psychological shit
>Eat canned humans
>Fight god

Wario's Woods.

I’m astounded
How the fuck did you guessed it?

>Talk to lots of people but no one ever says your name
>Better kill the catgirl when you meet her or she'll follow you for the rest of the game being annoying
>Turns out you were the bad guy all along

Kotor

discord
=~=~=~=~=
.gg/K9xsj9d

>Game made by Nintendo was really fucking hard

>fandom trash game
>people thought it was deep
>hurr durr killing bad

Damn, made it too easy.

It was the bad guy's name in title and puzzle game that gave it away.

That, and I'm old enough to remember buying it when it came out.

take drugs and jump sideways

>set in Chicago
>fuck my nephew keeps getting it trouble
>damnit Damien is existing again
>no dogs

undertale?

correct

> be little boy
> you and your sister made to do chores for old fart scientist
> some shit hits the fan and now everything wants to kill you and it’s all hard as shit for some reason
> i never wanted to have to kill anyone
> i wasn’t born for this shit
> mfw

Attached: image.jpg (1179x968, 657K)

>"I hate hate hate hate hate hate... hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!"

Salesman becomes revolutionary with a loyal friend who has a sweet car.

>Slowly forget everything
>Ascend floors to find answers
>Card games

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories?

Xenogears, motherfucker!

Correct

Nice, never knew someone else who played it
How old are you? I’m 27

"I'm so scared, will you protect me?"
"I've never been in this kind of danger before."

Hit the big 4-0 a few months back.

Depressing as fuck, friend.

Here's one in return.

>live with relative
>relative dies
>i take his shit
>do his job for him
>kill a giant pig

Luigi's mansion but with better nostalgia and worse gameplay.

Use whistles for shortcuts, raccoon does something impossible for it do in nature.

Master Blaster

Link to the past

Megaman

Super Mario Bros 3

correct, friend!

Spot on.

Winrar

Earthbound? If not maybe I have no mouth and I must scream

Woohoo,
I am so smart
S M R T

yeah okay its earthbound

Japanese law and order

Frustrating game,
lots of skateboarding
Little to nothing to do with source material
More skateboarding
shit happens that isn’t even in source material.
Even more fucking skateboarding

Pheonix Wright

Correct, that was pretty obvious tho

T&C Surf Design

you could say he takes the MAXimum amount of PAIN killers

>fight unloseable fight
>spend time getting different ways to look when want to make go fast
>sit in city
>be bored
>a turtle made it to the water

That one Disney skate boarding game?

>be framed
>go to different school for a year
>make friends with other outcasts
>enter mind world

Big briloc men wage war with albino monsters

>nerd kid
>pet robot
>bees
>skeletons
>demon baby
>thrash metal
>reggae robots
>space

>Your partner is a roman emperor
>Fight in a death tournament
>On the moon

slam a bird into the ground for power move

Eat
Spooky touch=die

Nope, t&c was actually fun

>fall in love with king Arthur as a woman

Gears of War?

Earthbound?

Does a VN count as a game?

No, but the company that distributed it is a competitor of disney

Nope.

some kinda shrek game?

no

i guess
wikipedia says its a video game series

This man killed someone, but he also was mindcontrolled and tries to figure who was.

fair enough
Fate/Stay Night

good luck with this one:

>top-down shooter
right...
>side-scrolling shooter
okay...
>behind-the-ship perspective
wait...
>IN FRONT of the ship perspective
how...
>first-person-shooter out of nowhere
what even
>mindscrew ending
all one game.

correct

Black Ops?

Bioshock

Contra

>kills the president
>doesnt remember shit

Ffvi

You literally kill the president, the more historically accurate the higher the score

That JFK magic bullet game thing.

tron

Yeah it's called JFK Reloaded

>drive expensive car
>you can bet

JFK Reloaded, just searched up on Wikipedia

"With a kick like that, why didn't the princess save her own damn self?"

Ocarina of time

>Climb the mountain
>Get thrown off far away

Game title TECHNICALLY untrue.

except for that one port...

>SNES
>Racing Game
>Weapons
>If your friend doesn't qualify, it gives YOU the option to continue playing without them

Getting over it with Bennet Foddy

Super Mario Kart?

Fuuuuuuutuuuuuuuuure. Robots everywhere!

>side scrolling
>shooting guns out of my wrist
>powerups everywhere but almost impossible to get to
>first level boss is OP as fuck
>no one has ever beat the game without cheats
>still considered one of the best games ever

Contra

wow

Alien Soldier?

>space
>That's alot of weapons
>Holy fuck that's alot of weapons

>edgelord protagonist
>i don't need any help
>i actually need you
>unnecessary space mission because fuck you plot says it's needed

Demonic phone app let's teenagers steal parts of people souls persona 5

Dead kid uses button pins to fight embodiments of mental illness in order to get his life back and learns to stop being an anti-social shitbag along the way

Xenoblade Chronicles. Let's not lose our head, though.

>Almost died a long ass time ago
>Wake up from deep sleep knowing fuck all
>Everything has gone to shit
>Find out that my humanoid girlfriend died
>Annoying side hoe is still alive and needs saving from evil

Myst?

probably contra

>Actual, literal domestic violence in a Nintendo game

>wake up, save the world
>wake up, save the world
>wake up, save the world
>wake up, save the world
>wake up, save the world
>kill the fucking lying fairy and her boss

>get executeted
>nope
>fat neckbeard has you kill some clown fags
>kill some cops
>whoa that pig guy scared me at first

>whiney protagonist hangs out with metoo movement
>has flux capacitor in her brain
>sometimes saves retard friend over a town

>furry keeps stealing manlet's girlfriend raising questions as to whether or not he's obsessive over her

World ends with you

>1980s
>"mommys talking to you"

>recently shotgun lobotomized postal worker shakes up sand people politics because he lost his job

also fits this

>cosplayer flys around city literally doing a better job than the police.

Metal gear solid 2

Commander Keen. Easy

This takes me back to ytmnd days

qui-gon-gin gets mad at you for blowing up town with cunt irishman in it

pokeman
red blue yellow

spiderman/baman. could fit with either.

>ps1
>jrpg
>look at shit paintings
Shit game

>gf betrays you
>kill and betray a bunch of people
>kill ex gf
>all without saying a word

correct then i suppose

Not world ends with you. I was wake up save the world

>hunger games but for kids

halo3?

*insert popular game of the week*

>illegal aliens impead the work of a detective trying to find the rest of his police force

Resident Evil 2 duh

>Be a medieval faggot.
>You have to go kill some undead faggot in his mansion every 100 years.

no

nah

Castlevania

Mario Bros

ye

>get drunk with a nigger POV
>find a vampire
>help out your ex who ends up friendzoning you
>antagonist kills you

Street fighter?

Ok. That was an easy one. Try this
>Be a Gundam/Ultron type fag
>Explores artificial moon and kills all the aliens on it, area by area.

Watchdogs

Doom?

I'm on smartphone and the faggoty thing filtered "Voltron" to "Ultron".

Nope.

Earth 2150

Robots pushing things, high angle view giving amazing 3D affect for it's time

Still nope. Sometimes you fly, others you walk. There's another hint.

>gather money for days
>spend it all on 50 new cars for scottish girl
>repeat the cycle

Danganronpa

Lost planet! I got it didn't I?

fortnite

4 friends save the world, beat up hippies and spilled coffee.

Banjo Kazooie

>Like Final Fantasy, only retarded

Kingdom Hearts? I don't want to admit it, but is it kingdom hearts?

dragon warrior? though I didn't think it was a retarded series

Final Fantasy XIII

absolutely not retarded

earthbound

Correct

Doomguy II

game wher when you go to the blue appears

Be guy with a magic bag.
Pigs maybe took your gf?
You gotta stuff the pigs in bags.
Hair color is kawaii.

Tomba!

W!N@R

Dr Mario

>you're finally awake

a link to the past

The Elder Scrolls Five for Samsung Smart Toaster

hotline miami?

>wake up wearing apple costume
>kill floating puff balls on conveyor belts

That was fast. Correct

checked

Wait, it WAS the Toaster port?

That game was awesome. Built on the Pro Skater 4 coding so it controlled well,some great environments, overall really fun when you're a kid.

That game was so fucking hilarious with the physics and when people discovered what happened if you shot bystanders and drivers of other vehicles.

Attached: ngbbs4d647cc46954e.jpg (599x449, 54K)