Can we get an ideal GF thread?

Nothing remotely like this exists.

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Double want

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Found her. You're welcome.

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>Light pollution

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It isn't a Yea Forums thread without niggers.

My waifu

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oh fuck, i think something has awakened in me

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It's too early for this

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katawa shoujo?????

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Indeed it is

Rin is best girl, and I'll fight anyone and everyone who disagrees

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>pros: QT 3.14, 9/10, flat chest, not too brown, earnest(?)
>con: bully, bitch
>disappointment.jpg
My feels everytime this series is brought up.

Man I'd kill for a blind gf.

Didn’t need to post a personal attack

I happen to have a thing for bullies that like me

It hurts

wish i had a gf that reeked of cum

Ouch, man

>Shields are for pussies.
Capitan America is not a pussy

Fucking hell...

This is weirdly cute except the aids part

He uses his as a weapon though. It's like a discus.

this is me minus the aids and weed

pics please

DELETE

I'd just slowly die in the inside everytime there's something cool she cant'see.

I just moved in with a blind guy
its strange

You'd get to describe it to her, and then it would be something special between you. Everyone else can see it (most people) but only the description would be yours. You'd have to study poetry a bit for this to work I think.

This is ~20% of Yea Forums

reeks of cum
lol

I wrote a short story involving a blind girl. The person she fell in love with was the one who could best describe the world to her. One of you who's less of a lonely retarded fuck than I am needs to make it in the real world.

Those "girls" do exist we are all just trannies.

>shields are for pussies
Int build... Women.

I don't know any blind girls, this city isn't very friendly to disabilities of any kind so I guess they don't go out much. But it's something I have fantasized about. That and a wheelchair girl. It would give me an excuse to being a shut-in if my girl couldn't come to different events. Wheelchair bound with cerebral palsy would be cool. Something that doesn't make her actually retarded but makes her sound drunk all the time. I imagine that a girl like that would read lots of books and could spin yarns but in reality she'd probably just watch Netflix.

Some OC boys. Hands off, she's taken.

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also known as dating a middle schooler

...with armpit hair? And who has moved in with her boyfriend? You should be writing mangas.

well armpit hair makes sense because thats puberty age and thus, they'd be rationally scared of razors

moving in is the only one that distinguishes this from dating an awkward teenager

Thanks for sticking up for my GF. She's an adult. Kinda dumb with dumb hobbies, but I love her all the same.

So y0u're basically a whore than reeks of cum.

:(

I WANNA MARRY.

post gf tits

Why does you saying that excite me

Why the fuck is she telling her mom about you playing around if she loves you?? Is it reported abusive behavior or is the mom over reacting?

I thought "middle school" meant elementary school, like younger than what you said. We don't use the term here anyway.

You missed the part where he's a boy. That pic says "bf" not "gf".

Men at least stand a chance at close range.

Because you're a degenerate sissy faggot who should be killed and have their grave desecrated.

>hey user let's go ride horses

You know why rural girls love horses, right?

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>you will never have ideal archery partner gf

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Cuckolding a girl to let me fuck any girl I want while she watches

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lily best girl ez

cuckqueen is the term

Holy shit anons it's not that hard if you like a certain demographic of girl based on a characteristic or activity you are most likely going to be disappointed because you don't like them as a person but for their characteristic/activity.

If you're really obsessed then go meetup with people who have that characteristic or do that activity. If you like blind girls go volunteer to help the blind. If you like girls who are into anime go to a con.

Get the fuck up and do something about what you want user.

desecrate my grave, Daddy

N- no? :(

This is waifu material

Someone missed the entire point here.

user quit being a retard and get ahold of yourself if this is unironic. If this is ironic fuck off faggot LARP.

This is for the retards that have 'waifs' not everyone in the thread

>if this is unironic
lel

Don't be sad. She's in a happy, loving relationship

She's engaged, sorry man.

pic related

Just over reacting. Nothing to worry about. She's a kidder.

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The amount of traps on /b scares me for the future of humanity and especially the white race.

Fucking tau sympathizer

yikes

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I hate the fucking white nationalists on this fucking website. Lol. You guys weren't here back in the day.

I'm having a week here. I have to agree. Much too early for this.
I feel like this song right now...funny story, he only ever played this live 2x. Too drepressing for him. My mother used to play it all the time when I was a kid. 80s.
youtube.com/watch?v=AhVW0vMljP8

What part made you think I'm a nationalist? Or did you mean white supremacist retard?

I'm in this post and I don't like it

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that honestly made me feel sad now fuck

female
breathing

>lol I've been here since x
Daily reminder only losers care about how long they've been here

Bagger 288 is my bucket wheel excavator waifu too

dude this one hurts so bad

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Two vaginas
Both sexes have the face slut

OC
Took me WAAAY too long to get rid of the jpeg artifacts and redesign the gf image

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user...we need to talk.

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What can I say other than gif related?

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how dare you call me out like this

a girl who is okay with awkward silences

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I know a word that rhymes with luck and buck

I need a girl who can abuse me

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this is literally a normal woman

those are moonlight greatswords. baller.

I know that art style
this does not end well, does it?

If she is OK with them they aren't awkward.

Oh, you sweet spring break baby.

BS. That is essentially my wife. With more cooking and such.

I'm not him but I do remember a time when you people were an object of ridicule here and not the norm. The old racism here was funny, the zomg serious politics shit spamming this board now is total cancer.

"She" has a penis, right?

is there an Ancom version?

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>is there a ____ version?

You're supposed to make your own. What sort of "ancom" doesn't understand DIY in the first place?

They were. They were just emboldened within the past 3-4 years

i actually dated a girl like that... i know is a joke, but these hit me harder than muffasa death

It's okay, user. If you need to vent, I'm here.

the thing is, she was possesive, had a story with drugs and even have to take lithium for some mental shit... and the real shit was cancer

she was making my life an inferno, i have insomnia and she called me at 3am everyday, she called me every 5 seconds whe i was with family and friends, and finally i couldnt take it anymore when she tried to manipulate me in my relationship with my parents

i cut with her, and im steel feel like shit,im the guy that leave the girl with liver cancer... i know she was toxic as an homosexual raynbow frog... but im still feel like shit

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Oof, that makes the girl I dated who told me her dad was dying of cancer twice to try to get me to not break up with her seem like an angel. I'm sorry you had to deal with that, but it's not your fault. No need to feel guilty about it.

thanks pal, thats pretty helpfull, i was at the edge of an attack

No problem, and nice roll

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If she didn't have HIV I'd gladly wife her.

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Fuck, now I'm sad.

It's not fair. It's really not. This shit is not fair.

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I don't even care. I'll take any of them.

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This but unironically. Fuck...

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I'm in love