Caught a house fly in half a water bottle
Third person with a reasonable, but hopefully fucked up idea will have it done by yours truly
Caught a house fly in half a water bottle
Third person with a reasonable, but hopefully fucked up idea will have it done by yours truly
Melt the plastic bottle with the fly inside
freeze him. knock him out. while out, paint him. then release
eat it
Please timestamp
Microwave
will do, hol' up
Stamped
snort it
Very nice. I name him Fred
How bored were you that you decided to catch a fucking fly with a half broken plastic bottle?
Very
Step 1: Shake the bottle so he gets stunned
Step 2: Burn his legs
Step 3: Pluck out his wings
Step 4: Decapitation
Step 5: ????
Ste[ 6: Profit
jizz on it, you fucking freak
VERY fucking bored
pour boiling water then drink the fly tea.
Once I caught 3 flies in a glass coke bottle. I let them live in their waste until they laid eggs and died.
Pour boiling water on the bottle and see what happens
fly in pp
Refrigerate him a little to slow him down, tie a not to him
Combining these three.
Will report back
Will OP deliver?
should've made the fly tea
Still here, this may take time
Well since op will be gone
Bump this thread or your mom dies in her sleep
Le 9gag BUMP
bump
Fucker got out, this may take extra long...
We gave u one job and u fucked it up. Next time shove the bottle up ur ass and let him fly inside and lay egg in ur ass
Well Yea Forums. how to fuck do I attract a house fly?
Tie a string around its neck and decapitate it. Tie the string to a door knob and then tie the other end to a table leg or something and slam the fucking door shut
Bump, cuz fuck flies.
more flies are attracted with honey than vinegar I have heard
something sweet and sticky like honey
Bump because I really wanna know what he does, with pictures
Bepis?
The fuck did you just call me?
Pepsi...
feed it doritos
Shibe bump
poop attracts flies also cigarette butts
Kek
that might work
bump
Bepis trap in place
Now we wait fellow Yea Forumstards
I see a face in that yellow stain
put the mouth of the bottle up your ass
let him get all up in there
profit?
2 much Conk, drincc mor Bepis
Do you not see it?
deep fry it in batter and eat it
No, please explain
Let him go >:(
Fuck off PETA
Read the entire thread you inbred, incompetent, response-baiting idiot.
Are you retarded?
put me in the screencaps
cancerr
Where tf is the frozen fly? I'm still waiting here...
I got out of the bottle, do none of you guys read the thread posts? I laid a trap and haven't heard anything
>i got out of the bottle
actively try catching the faggot again
if thread times out make a new one, I'll come back because I'm interested in this
Fly lives matter
Flies are niggers
Flies are jews
Rip thread
kys
Rip its wings off and make it a walk