Caught a house fly in half a water bottle

Caught a house fly in half a water bottle

Third person with a reasonable, but hopefully fucked up idea will have it done by yours truly

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Melt the plastic bottle with the fly inside

freeze him. knock him out. while out, paint him. then release

eat it

Please timestamp

Microwave

will do, hol' up

Stamped

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snort it

Very nice. I name him Fred

How bored were you that you decided to catch a fucking fly with a half broken plastic bottle?

Very

Step 1: Shake the bottle so he gets stunned
Step 2: Burn his legs
Step 3: Pluck out his wings
Step 4: Decapitation
Step 5: ????
Ste[ 6: Profit

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jizz on it, you fucking freak

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VERY fucking bored

pour boiling water then drink the fly tea.

Once I caught 3 flies in a glass coke bottle. I let them live in their waste until they laid eggs and died.

Pour boiling water on the bottle and see what happens

fly in pp

Refrigerate him a little to slow him down, tie a not to him

Combining these three.

Will report back

Will OP deliver?

should've made the fly tea

Still here, this may take time

Well since op will be gone

Bump this thread or your mom dies in her sleep

Le 9gag BUMP

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bump

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Fucker got out, this may take extra long...

We gave u one job and u fucked it up. Next time shove the bottle up ur ass and let him fly inside and lay egg in ur ass

Well Yea Forums. how to fuck do I attract a house fly?

Tie a string around its neck and decapitate it. Tie the string to a door knob and then tie the other end to a table leg or something and slam the fucking door shut

Bump, cuz fuck flies.

more flies are attracted with honey than vinegar I have heard

something sweet and sticky like honey

Bump because I really wanna know what he does, with pictures

Bepis?

The fuck did you just call me?

Pepsi...

feed it doritos

Shibe bump

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poop attracts flies also cigarette butts

Kek

that might work

bump

Bepis trap in place

Now we wait fellow Yea Forumstards

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I see a face in that yellow stain

put the mouth of the bottle up your ass
let him get all up in there
profit?

2 much Conk, drincc mor Bepis

Do you not see it?

deep fry it in batter and eat it

No, please explain

Let him go >:(

Fuck off PETA

Read the entire thread you inbred, incompetent, response-baiting idiot.

Are you retarded?

put me in the screencaps

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cancerr

Where tf is the frozen fly? I'm still waiting here...

I got out of the bottle, do none of you guys read the thread posts? I laid a trap and haven't heard anything

>i got out of the bottle

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actively try catching the faggot again
if thread times out make a new one, I'll come back because I'm interested in this

Fly lives matter

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Flies are niggers

Flies are jews

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Rip thread

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kys

Rip its wings off and make it a walk