Waifu pastries thread

Waifu pastries thread

Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Other urls found in this thread:

store.steampowered.com/app/899440/GOD_EATER_3/
twitter.com/UninformedHotel
youtube.com/watch?v=GpYGMIZ9Bow
imgur.com/a/ndUwXok
youtu.be/JQZqZK0wNc0
libraryofbabel.info/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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I'm here.
I might try it one day. Who knows.
Hello again, cute. Doing good today?

I'm gonna take a shower, be right back.

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Why tho?

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i'm fine, thanks for asking
hope you're comfy and having fun

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Is she calling Blink 182 bad?

Lots of a certain energy here.

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What does /waifu/ think of Doyamoko?

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Highschool sucks
everybody called me a faggot

What a stupid nickname. Funny how it seems to have carried on into your adult life.

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>name a more cute waifu

its impossible

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My waifu, but in loli form.

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Hachikuji claimed

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Stinky girl begs for bath money at local abandoned shrine.

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Back, sorry for taking a while. I had to do some stuffs.

Good to hear~
I'm pretty good here too.
And I am pretty comfy now, btw.
Mine, duh :^)
Heya. How's you?
Wait...I know this smell...
It's the smell of POVERTY!

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Bump!

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Why's it so silent? Come on, nerds, just talk. :^)

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>JUST BE SOCIAL

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/waifu/ is dead... it's fucking dead.. i.. fuck...

what is her naem?

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Be interesting.

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orbiter-chan

Fuck it, tomo. Just cause you replied, I'll talk with you.
How's your day been?
I'm guessing on the side of "shit"?
Fair enough.
Heya, cuet.

Mission accomplished, you nerds talked.
gg.

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Not interesting enough.

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bampu

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Remember when I said mission accomplished?
Me neither.
Bump.

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Very meh.

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It just keeps dying.

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Honoka from love live :)

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It's a Miata!

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It’s a rotary Miata!
Crisis averted, a hailstorm almost passed over my area

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Hiya, Cuet. How're you tonight?

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A response? I'm surprised.
I'm fine, just a little bored. I'm trying to decide if I should start playing god eater or nah...
u?

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Yo

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>Hailstorm
>On a soft top
Holy fuck, the carnage would be unreal.

I washed the car today, holy shit some of the paint actually looks good now... too bad at least half of it has clearcoat peeling, and is faded.

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ikr
I'm doin' pretty good, just playing me some clone hero and getting carpal tunnel because of it!
also, God Eater? I don't think I've heard of that.
What kind of game is it?
Hello~
How's your day?

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what is her naem?

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I haven't seen the rules posted in a while. Also wasn't sure if the threads were coming back for a little bit.

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Not too bad, how're you?

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I don't really know either. I have never played a god eater game. Judging by the pics, I think it's like a single player Monster Hunter game.
store.steampowered.com/app/899440/GOD_EATER_3/

I have it installed already.. just need to find the energy to start it up and get into it.

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Posting images is not lurking.

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self promote twitter.com/UninformedHotel

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claiming best girl

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Pretty okay, just dicking about on Clone hero.
Whatcha up to?
>the 2 god eater games that are on steam are both Mostly Positive
Ya know, I don't see why not to try it out. I'm putting my money on it being a good game.
Your boobis do not look well done. Learn anatomy, young one.
Heya.
Hello again~

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I'll try my best sensei

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how gozit?

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I didn't think it could be a bad game. It's more about if I'll like it. I stopped playing DmC5 today. Even though that's a good game and many people love it, it's just not really made for me. I was hoping I could have fun but I sadly didn't.
Before I do anything tho, I'll throw a pizza into the oven.

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Heyooo M8, how's it goin?

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Sup Smugs

Not much, not much. Feeling really melancholy tbh, but there's not much I can do to get out of it.

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Yo shit dude baseball size hail? That totally won’t damage the GLASS on the soft top and the pretty thin hood. Totally won’t.

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orbiter-chan

Hiya~

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Good, good. You?
Ah, I've been there.
There are a couple games where I can see the appeal, but I just cannot get myself to like it.
I personally didn't like N64 Collect-a-thons, they're just not my cup of...yes.
Oh? Did something Happen?
I'm pretty good, my guy. How's you?

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How're you tonight, cute?

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I'm doing really good, its morning for me though. How are you, cute?

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Alright, I suppose. Still bedridden, still looking for a new job, still looking for a new apartment.
Strssed af, you know, the usual

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Pretty alright. Went to a boomer car show today, washed the car, got the Integra running relatively alright again, and just sitting back watching some nerd space vids now.

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Absolutely nothing. That's what makes it even more frustrating, I've had a fairly good day, nothing is going wrong, but yet i feel like shit. Guess it just be like that sometimes though.

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I decided to boot up netflix and enjoy my pizza to some cool movies. I'll start slaying monsters tomorrow.
cya

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GTFO-chan.

Oh, okay. Take care~
Ah, I getcha. I've had those days. When they come buy, I lay down and play some musics n stuff.
>boomer car show
top kek, I went to one of those the last car show I went to.
Let me guess...Vsauce?
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get that fixed soon.
That'sakindalewd
BUTCUTETOO
I'm doing quite well tonight. How's your end?

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btw images of car(s) or no?

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Ya. We only caught the ass end of it, so we were there like, all of 20 minutes and then left.

Isaac Arthur. This video to be precise.
youtube.com/watch?v=GpYGMIZ9Bow

There's not a lot, but I'll slap em into a folder real quick.

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Ya, I'm really bad at figuring out what to do when these kinda days hit. Like, I tend to need a distraction, but I'm never really in the mental state to give myself one.

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oh, boo.
Say, maybe I should go to a Car Show soon...if there are any nearby soon.
Ooo, I love stuff like this!
Astronomy is really interesting for me.
also
>staws
Alright, thanks.
Yeah, and I'm not too good at giving out advice, too.

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We're going to a Cars and Kawfee next weekend, and then a Rotary meet the weekend after that. Good times ahead.
imgur.com/a/ndUwXok

Ya, I've watched a lot of this guys videos, and he has a few episodes in his Civ at the end of times category. It's super fucking interesting, what with the black hole farming and such.
He does have a speech disorder that makes him talk like that, though. You get used to it.

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It's fine, I've found that it tends to be something that I have to wait out, outside of the rare occasion that someone throws a distraction at me.

>kawfee
>not gweentea

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Rotary meet?
*ahem*
>BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAP
These are nice images. also, is that a hONDA S600
F O R S A L E ?
right uh science
woo
Yeah, I'll watch some more of his stuff later. thanks for showing me this~
Yeah, I've been getting used to it.
At least it doesn't linger for days.
...right?
>outside of the rare occasion that someone throws a distraction at me.
youtu.be/JQZqZK0wNc0
Take it. No being unhappy, here.

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It doesn't usually, I'll be fine in the morning.
Unfortunately music doesn't do much for me in terms of distractions

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ROUND ROUND ROUND BIGGER AIR
Thanks fam, I'm still getting used to the camera. I gotta learn to play around with mroe settings before I can really get some sweet images.
Close, it's an Austin-Healey Sprite.

Sure thing m8.I think next weeks video is about turning planets into spaceships.

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You've been reported to the authorities for using this website while underage.
You can deny it here if you want, but you'll have some explanations to do later if you deny it now.
You can always claim that you weren't aware that you're not allowed to browse this site while under 18, since only the home page gives you a notification, and not going to any of the "infamous boards", but if you continue now that you were clearly informed, you'll be in for some tough luck.

i kinda wanna die tbh

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big if true

fuck.jpg
Alright, uhhhh...
How about this?
libraryofbabel.info/
Huh, they both look really similar...
Either way, that's not something I'd expect to see.
and bam, just like that, I'm sub'd.
Anything new?

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Seeing as you ignored the warning, you'll have more trouble on your hands.

big if true

ye, me too:(

If there are no cops within 2 hours, user is a faggot.

do it orbiter-chan

did he tell you he's 14 too lmao

Ya, and they only want $10k for it too. It's a rather reasonable price for what it is and the condition it's in. You'd expect some crazy boomer-tier price with an "I KNOW WHAT I GOT" attached to it.

Try giving his Outward Bound and Megastructure series a try. Both have a LOT of interesting things in them, from how to colonize the galaxy, to massive shell worlds, to colonizing the fucking sun.

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Damn, that’s pretty good.
Inb4 the engine/transmission is actually fucked beyond comprehenshion
Alright, thanks for the reccomendations!

Well, I’m getting pretty sleepy, and I think I’ll head off. Take care, will ya?
Goodnight.

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lewds

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Where?

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Morning.

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a

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My waifu

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here

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stop ignoring Akari, thanks
have a nice night and a great tomorrow

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qq

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cookie cute

hi friends

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heya Sayori.

Heya Tomoko

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hiya hallo

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Gonna kill yourself again, or what?

not today

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kootom

hiya user

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>When you're so boring you try to talk to randoms

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haha got me

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Both know its true

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Join discord 5c43gwk for e-girls, faggotry and the waifu claim game

Oh yes very very true
sounds like a trap

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Why am I still awake

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because sleeping is hard

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Like my waifu's like I like my porn

vintage

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they have some cute gifs

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bed time for me.
nighty night

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An ancient waifu!

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night night

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Don't kill yourself.

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Claimed~

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Nishimia Shouko. She's deaf, but I know sign language and she's just so wholesome. Waifu material.

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Junkie!

Deaf cute

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Bwee~

Silly comrade! How are ya?~

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Bweeeee

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I'm done having flat pepsi and fish fingers for breakfast

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Junko is a pretty shit tier ronpa fam

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awe cute

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How about coca cola and chicken instead then?

*pat pat pat*

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posting a very lewd picture of my waifu

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I have mexican coke for breakfast now

That is not lewd

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What's a mexican coke?

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its better than regular coke!

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here in mexico they are both the same

in the 99 percent of the world that it isnt mexico it is different

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claiming

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i like their bow

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??? Ehhh okay then

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instead of fake sugar they use real sugar

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Oehhh that sounds nice

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is it like coke but with coke(aine)?

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mhm is pretty good!

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nah from what I understand its the fact that they use cane sugar instead of imitation sugar

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Now I'm curious about it

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could probably find some online where the shipping will be more expensive than the soda

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Yeahhhh.... I think I'll pass. Not willing to pay 20 for a can

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It comes in a bottle when I buy it....

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Still expensive

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drop on by and ill buy a 6 pack

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K sure, will buy a 1k+ ticket to US for a 6 pack tomorrow dear comrade

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right lots of good places to camp and hike around me. ill bring some jack for the coke if needed

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Whats jack?

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Yo

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Nigger

jack daniels whisky
welcome back

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Thanks ya, oh what about jack daniels?

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Owwww.... I ehhhh don't drink alcohol. Maybe 50-100ml every 3 or so months

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Junko wants to try mexican coke. Bringing the jack just in case its not good enough

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oh thats not a lot.

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Mexican coke and jack, now that's a recipe for a good time

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cant say ive done mexican coke and jack but normal is plenty fine. Jack daniels by itself is fine too

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Soooorryyyyyy dear comrade~

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thats alright more for me!

tomo

I drink Jack straight anyways

-Hikage

same same. Lets split a bottle sometime tbh

tomo

Sounds like a plan

hikage

hellll yeahhhh

tomo

>fuck image limit
is there a cheap and reliable black market for transport of mexican coke to balkan?
prefferably payed by cryptos or paysafe

Lmao i doubt that. I should start a new thread

here we go

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