Rekt

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This one never fails to crack me up... if it has the sound. Without sound, its worthless. Go to /gif/ for these.

that is really fucking sad, those niggers watching that are retarded

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What the fuck is nerve gas anyway?

Stupid fuck.

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Just like videogames

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NIGGERS

source! now!

i can tell this wasn't in China,cause the driver bothered to stop the car
it's the Yea Forums name for lethal shock

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F

Kabobs are so fucking retarded. We need another mosque shooting.

>ywn be swallowed whole and choke to death while trying to escape
why die

We don't need just another mosque shooting, we need a whole crusade brother

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their punishment must be even more severe

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this

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hope the shithole that host these shitshows gets nuked

when exactly did the whole nerve gas joke start?
I first remember seeing it posted by some user named Kuwaitdude on TheYNC

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served him right
wtf was he thinking?

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deus vult

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No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.

No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.

Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.

There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.

The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.

I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future.

"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."

"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."

"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."

"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."

"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."

What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.

the nigger way to solve issues

The fuck happened

any Yea Forums post over 2 lines long is a copypasta

Did he die of old age or because the heat element broke?

>when you hear your faggot son say "if I had a gun right now I'd shoot myself" so being the clever snarky father that you are you give him one because you know he won't do it but he actually does it

WTF this legit meteor ehmm

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iirc those two are his parents and dads pissed because all his son does is play vidya, wants to make a career out of it or something like that, kid is depressed because dad thinks he's a shitter, dad makes a bet, doesn't think his kid would actually do anything to hurt himself, gives him the gun and challenges him to an hero. Kid does, clearly, and parents lose their spaghetti everywhere.

'tis a landslide you dumb fuck

Imagine the feeling. Devour one living creature and this creature still struggling in your stomach and this felling prove, you are ALIVE.

never bring a chair to a table fight

proud horse ran his last lap at least

very sad display though, I hope he died quickly afterwards

>introducing, the iTurkey

TONGUE MY ANUS

what is wrong with these "people"

the truck was transporting snow

Context?

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Good bye neck and ever flying again though
Hes probably vegetated now

Likely going to eat it.

>There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
Right, the side that keeps minorities under their thumbs with free "gibs" and thinks it's ok to treat body dysmorphic disorder with radical surgery is the intellectually and morally superior one.

You dumb nigger.

For keks if anyone is curious...
The sensors responsible for auto correcting course were installed upside down.

Not only were there arrows to indicate the correct positioning, but evidence showed they were forced (hammered) in place when they didn't seem to fit.

>"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
Which party wanted to keep slaves again?

Theyre probably just following the traditional way of killing an old camel
Still rarted

russians lol. niggers of the white world.

Who would win in a fight? This lady, a lion, a bear, a anaconda, or a gorilla?

lol
fuck the police

uhhhh youre still alive right? sacrifice to the gods obviously

he wanted to die

Hmm a cool missile accident, let me point the camera away from the awesome explosion

>awesome, a dead goat, that's going on the gram

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kek

Good reply.

The way it bounces

whenever a rekt webm is posted where something seemly just falls over and dies (or just randomly dies with no explanation) then people will say its "nerve gas". Real nerve gas is a gas that kills you lol

>795818849
He was running away so he doesn't fucking die, did you see the size of that thing? He was definitely within the blast radius

Political and ideal swap around the 1860s. Names may have been the same back then but ideals completely swapped between the two. Republican ideologies are still the one's responsible for slavery.

This lady IS the gorilla

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the goat had killed members of all the participants families while running drugs/guns for the cia during the 90s, after the goat retired in south america he was recognised while performing a moving rendition of evita in a theatre, abducted, then while they executed him they filmed it for posterity

bump

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CHICKEN ARISE!

electrified iced nerve gas its the worst china ever created

Like how he slapped his head

go to /pol/ faggot

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What? why?

New Zealand part II

Darwin was right

why? do you see anything in the vid which hurt the pilot?

it's quite unusual that the cameraman doesn't shake or point the camera somewhere else at the exact critical moment.

he died. because he's an idiot. If rushing water can destroy a bridge made of concrete, it can destroy you.

Awww
I never react to the people in Rekt threads, but I hate when animals die painfully because of stupid humans

nervegas

I have no idea what was referring to, but he probably referring to a pilot's back.

Pilots can usually take 2 ejections in their career before they are not allowed to fly again. It compresses their spine and the risk of damage goes up with each time they eject.

Is that halal?

No recoil...

go back to csgo

Dude's got a hell of a grip

no fren, a real meteor would have (probably) rekt the whole town

Today Yea Forums did not disappoint.

This is actually a very humane thing to do. The animal never even realizes what the fuck happened.

We used to have a farm and dad took a course on the best way to slaughter pigs. Something like this is what he used to do. He'd then bleed them out

source?

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lol his leg flying in the air

youtube.com/watch?v=YxMLkEYgT78

Stupid nigger faggot. First time on Yea Forums?

bruh chill. have some yogos.

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is that thailand? wtf is going on there?

MODS WORK

what the fuck is this

>filename

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Boiled Grandpa! Yummy!!

fuck off to reddit, faggot

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This is sad. Not too far from where I live. His mom’s cries still haunt me.

The only time we want to see you posted is if you're in a webm. Now fuck off nigger

It was his boot retard. A smoke grenade can't blow you rleg off.

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i wish r/watchpeopledie didn't get banned.. 90% of the shit posted here in rekt threads is just the same shit every time

This kills the goat.

Post something then retard

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Both barrels, son.

Probably not. They're supposed to pray and drain the blood.

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Proving how backwards their traditions are, you mean.

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the bladder?

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TL;DR

this is how i want to die

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fuck off kid.

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ah, my first nerve gas gif.

me too

Using the fucking dog like a morning star

Love,Death and Robots.

Go speed racist, go!

holy fuck i remember these they tasted like shit

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Parents dying is sad desu. Don't post this.

She unknowingly saved her kid's life. Literally the best thing a parent can ever do after giving birth.

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Holy fuck! Never seen this one. How new is it?

How new are you, fagtron?

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That teach the fucker

Really? Because if I recall correctly, only two people switched parties around the 1860s, and both of them went from Democrat to Republican.

Can you name them? Or would that be a bad idea because it would only prove that they didn't all suddenly have a change of heart?

such a fucking nigger thing to do

Rest in peace, Sadbot. :[

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Fuck awesome death melt into soup of the oblivion

Vtec just kicked in.wemb

Anyone got any clips from the christChurch NZ Mosque Shooting?

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Was the window okay?

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial

and the sick fucks get off on that to.

>babby's first edgy reply

Good thing dicks can bend.

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She survived and more or less recovered fully.

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I hope there's a version of this with running in the 90s playing

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cats are the non human niggers of the animal kingdom

MODS WORK

But what does that have to do with that guy's sick moves?

cat + fatty = what could go wrong?

Unless they're yours.

Rodeo it takes guts.

youtu.be/8MyNXBRl6kM

More than likely had to go to the hospital for a broken dick

the weak are meet and the strong do eat.

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That'll teach him to not be gay.

Nerve gas? I always thought they were electrocuted and I've never seen the guy get up that's an edit

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Maybe a shitty parent maybe god will it. Probly not but maybe being motherless has unintended positive results on the kids life.

You watched it

your newfaggotry is showing

>Le everything happens for a reason faggot on a rekt thread.
Well aren't you a special kind of psychopath?

That's one way to study for the mid terms

Aerial burial, with vultures. Tibet.

The sound on this one is pretty funny.

Some people can get real erections not floppy ones like you surely have

She didn't ded.

mirror.co.uk /news/world-news/mother-pushes-baby-safety-seconds-7956818

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Amen, brother. The throwbacks will choke on their impotent rage and shoot each other at church, while the intelligent left will watch and laugh.

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the old stiff chicken trick

Good thinking with the tarp. Thank God his mother didn’t have to clean up a mess.

This is gayer than big gay Al

Explain the civil rights act in the 1950s then dumb ass

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A weapon to surpass metal gear?

Does no one here still believe in separation of rekt and gore?

she survived and is fine. better than fine, she made a shit ton of money off that incident

That animal is rotten and bloated as fuck. A bitter byte.

I was part of the forensic team sent to investigate this accident. The team in the video where research assistants for a Chinese chemical processing company.
The scaffold they were pushing was jerry-rigged to save them time in transporting some chemicals from the cryogenic storage building to the main building.
If you look closely you can see that the scaffold has three sets of vertical poles in pairs. Originally these were two scaffolds with only two sets of pairs of vertical poles. The scaffolds are actually ten times as tall as what you can see in the video. The height is because of the lower pressure at the transport height.
At the very top of these scaffolds, connected to the vertical pipes, the chemicals are contained in glass containers. The pipes act as transport vessels in the research lab which spans several floors.
The proper procedure is to take one scaffold then the next so as to not take any unnecessary risks when transporting different chemicals that are reactive with each other. No more than four containers are to be transported at one time according to the safety code. As you can see the design of this transporter has only six vertical pipes. It follows then that only six containers can be transported.
My team discovered that the transport team put two containers for each of the two center pipes. To make matters worse the chemicals being transported where highly reactive with each other. The vibrations of the floor caused the seals of the center containers to rupture. Then the chemicals collected at the bottom, reacting subsequently releasing nerve gas fatal to the team.
It was also discovered that the researchers urged the workers to construct this abomination to meet their deadline. Many arrests were made that day. Mostly consisting of upper management and executives. This caused the company stock to plummet leading to these suicides.

Obligatory shovel dog post.

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he was later Raped by Matt Lauer

No one really understands it anymore user. I've just decided to let it go, as I enjoy both.

tf is sadbot? tranny?
google/ed no assistance

No they haven't and didn't. The democrat party has always been pro genocide the negroes, and still are now. best example is roe vs. wade.

wtf is with that fucking wheel?!

20gauge.

link?

why aren't we pro democrat then desu?

I think you overcooked that, user

It's on LiveLeak but I can't get the link past the damn spam filter

view?t=1a1_1454692311

sd.doomsday

Lurk more

Seems fake.
Wireless TV?

Is that coca cola or Pepsi inside the tub?

kek @ that absolute terror in his eyes

abso-fuckin-nope-alutely

why did you post this in a rekt thread? Ooooo jedi mind trick...you wanted to verbally rekt'd. 2 shay, dickbag, two fuckign shay

hahahaha i yelled WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! good work foechan

poor fucking horse, stupid fucking rider

cooked.

>I've just decided to let it go, as I enjoy both.
As do I, depending on how I feel. I guess this site is long gone anyway..

must be why he slid off the road

wtf... that was pretty fucking gay

Always look on the bright side of things!
And that's it folks, we have 1 less smelly Indian on this earth

what is that ?

Nerve gas doing work

Vore

The zebra squirted. What a naughty zebra. The leopard hit the G spot

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Is the man still alive today?

>Thinking that's an edgy reply

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Blind fuck

Get the fuck out nigger.

this makes me really sad. that poor child.

me in gta right here

new? this is fucking ancient. I've seen it a millino times.

subhumans.

>memorializing an anime loving POS femboy who left mommy a big stinky mess to clean up

Neck yourself loser

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worth coming back after a few months off

Look like molten metal

slow cooking made simple

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bubble tape

religion of peace

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Kek

Lol

Kitty pools filled with goat blood are a fuckin good time.

You entire fucking retard.

Yeah?....
Well ive seen it a miilino1 times so there

This is why you always have a shotgun clown at a rodeo
Exactly because of this fucking nightmarish scenario
Put the horse down immediately, bull should've been raised to be afraid of gunfire already, will now be a far more prized bull that it has killed something

i think old age

God I wish that were me

what the fuck. they're jerking him off?

He's right you bootlicking amerimutt

Fuck her before she gets cold...

Lol do that to the fat fuck.. dangle a cheeseburger above him then kik him in his lil nuts..

More accurately, this is why those kind of rodeos should be banned due to animal distress/cruelty
Idiots riding a bull rodeos are still pretty dumb, but at least the bull will always feel like a winner because it eventually throws the rider.
This horse and bull together thing is just fucking retarded

In Africa boxing, the loser gets the best prize

fake and gay

Exactly
Everyone should fuck the police
Its their second favourite thing after arresting/beating/shooting niggers, and they deserve the reward

Post more faggots

>Soylent brown
SOYLENT IS NIGGERS
IT IS NIGGERS

this is called Peyronie's disease

look it up and realize you have no fucking idea what your talking about

Man, that car really hit Bishop the android hard enough to make him explode...

Wasn't this made for some awareness thing?

inb4 "that is textbook animal abuse" - someone always posts that comment on this video and everyone acts like it's super fucking funny

a fruit rollup

this is probably the worst thing ive seen on here. idc what you think this probably fucked up this kids life. now they are probably gonna end up on Yea Forums. welcome edge fag

In Soviet Russia books hit you

fucking spics

wetback scum

100% pure cocaine

> 89 Father dare his sons to shot himself end in tragedy *Updated*
A Thai man decided to shoot himself after he had been arguing with his father.

At 02.00 am Pol.Lt.Col.Athikom Apichainukoolkit- inspector of NongPrue police station- was notified that a man had been shot in KruaBoonRod restaurant. After notification the police officers rushed to the scene.

At the scene the officers found Mr.Todsawat Boonrod aged 21 who was the son of Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat Boonrod . He had sustained a gunshot wound to his neck, he was then sent to Bangkok-Pattaya hospital for treatment. The police then inspected the scene and found a bullet shell which they kept for evidence.

Also the restaurant had a bullet hole in the window. Police Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat said that his son was playing games and he scolded him because he wouldn’t help his mom around the house.

Later he put his gun on the table and argued with his son before he ran over picked up his gun and shot himself. However, the police officers will investigate the incident in more detail to find the truth.

*Updated*

More update from news said the teen didn't shot in the neck but at the ear , The bullet goes from his right ear and goes out the opposite side.

The teen was badly wounded and passed away at the Pattaya Hospital.

TRIGGERED

> shoes came off

she's dead, Jim

Nigga I fucking died at your comment lmaoo

KSG? More Like KYSG, amirite?

Biggest load of his life. Getting smoked by cars must be his fetish.

Does anyone have the gif/webm of the pickup truck full of Mexicans flipping over after going down a hill?

>intelligent left
Not sure if that's an excellent troll or worst delusion ever...

Good God, is it summer already?

The fook

>getting your cock erect fast
>you won't last 5 seconds doing this

Retard detected

Cocain is a hell of a drug

Thats just cold. Of all the shit ive seen in the last 10 years here this the worst.

seen it as a gif already

That's a quick death

Her* bitch was cheating and her guy got back at her with a machete. I think with sound you cab her her family sobbing. She died later.

Hahahahahahahahha

Can confirm that working at a car wash for 3 years that this is the avg driving skills that people that visit car washes has

Michael Jackson's appearance at the O2 arena to promote his London dates in March was bizarre, even by his standards. Arriving 90 minutes late, he led the crowd in a brief, inane chant of "This Is It" before leaving the stage with a loping, unfamiliar walk. Conspiracy theorists claimed that he was too tall and his fingers were too stumpy for it to be the real Jacko, and suggested the King of Pop had been replaced by an impersonator after suffering a pre-conference injury or attack of the nerves. A more audacious theory is that Jackson has been "played" by lookalikes since being found dead at his Neverland ranch several years ago.

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Links? Any type of corroboration?

Bike stole my Nigga