Normie roommate goes outside with his friends every night to smoke weed behind the dorm

>How am I in the wrong?
You called the police and jeopardized a kid's future using an unjust law.

>How do I convince people that I'm the good guy here??

Suicide is the only option now. you're not the good guy, you ratted on someone having a good time. you should've just moved out ya dumb shit

Fuck you snitch, you deserve the death for what you've done

Fucking faggot I hope you get your head smacked.

Sounds Lawful Neutral to me, bro. Maybe homeboy should learn to control his impulse to smoke weed a little harder.

1.) You are an asshole, couldve asked him to stop or something first, or possibly asked to get a new dorm, or something. Dude is living his life, and your living yours, your a dick for impeding on that. You didnt have to fuck his life in the process.
2.) if you did ask him, and he was genuinenly an asshole, and you know where he fucking smoked, you should've fucking told the security guy they were smoking outside, not told them to come search your own fucking room, in front of people. You fucking dumbass, you couldve just had them caught outside.
3.) you are a rare breed of people who dont smoke anymore, and most people who dont have learned to tolerate it like alcohol. Therefore, everybody is gonna be up your asshole weather they smoke or not.

your a douche.

I wasn't justifying it, I was explaining it.

troll confirmed

>go in his desk and see a bag of marijuana

kys

>814118▶
> (OP)
summer already?

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...roasties?

He deserved it, but you'll probably be spurned for the rest of your time there because people are retarded. Somehow, a great deal of normalfags still think "But it makes me happy so it can't be bad :)"

He fucked his own life of opportunities because he chose to smoke weed anyway.

Good job showing him that he was only one snitch away from bearing a mark that will stay with him forever, with every employer, bar him from government and military occupations, and other opportunities.

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fucking newfags have never seen this ancient copypasta before. lol.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

on the same day you got your coworker fired for weed haha

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this seem like pasta. still if someone did this they are an asshole

>xd lolol newfags xdxdx
thats u, newfag

ikr is this a new brand of pasta or what

Pasta?
Good call, Stoners and their Burnout pals steal shit and fuck up anywhere they touch...

Spot the Burnout...

Weed thread!

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And get popped when their criminal asses get caught?

Lowlifes were putting him and everyone else in the dorm in danger of drug charges...

Potheads are scum.

Shit tier bait

Sleazoids like you get innocent people ripped off...

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wow, lots of summerfags here already.

Fuck you retarded stoners, if you're gonna do it, dont be selfishly retarded and do it, smell like shit and bring it back to your dorm. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

When a fucking plant is worth more to you than your education, that's on you.

Anyone who uses the word narc unironically deserves to be beaten in the groin with a chunk of cinderblock.

By not being a tattle tail lil bitch

Oh look, this thread again...

How many threads with fake stories you want to start? Get a life you fucking loser

You're right.

I miss pasta sometimes.
When it doesn't get used for months then someone brings it out and people get baited by it, it brings about a familiar old feeling.

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You are in the wrong because you narcced instead of talking to him.
You got some Orwellian big brother shit going on.
And you are getting what you deserve.

only the Burnout scum think you aren't...

snitches get stitches you mother fucker pussy bitch narc faggot

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Potheads are scum.

well you ARE a narc...and worse you're a pussy. You're the type of cuck who will continue to do passive aggressive bullshit til someone fucks you up

So violent...

>t. narc

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Yep, go choke on dick snitch

This is so fucking stale holy shit.

Anyway that user did the right thing, because it was funny.

white power dubs have spoken

Fucking Pothead douchebags ripping shit off and bringing around the other Burnouts, lowlife only got spanked because he was breaking rules he agreed to...

Pothead scum.

Already seen this b8 thread a dozen times. You're just here to trigger stoners. 1/10. Try harder next time OP.

>having pot in there could get ME in trouble
pussyboi

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You could have talked to him about it? Your move should be the last option, sperg

Stale. Fucking. Pasta.

Sage. This. Cancer.

You are one lucky snitch, you bastard.So lucky that today's youth is feminized.
During my collage time we would have killed you.

/Thread

Lowlife

You fucking snitch.

You're a peice of shit

What are you five OP?

And your roasted ass will do precisely what?

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Stop samefagging and go kys, you worthless piece of shit with your worthless piece of shit copy paste pasta

you are the main problem in the world

You first, you'll see a cell before me, pothead

LOL! ITT: a NARC who doesnt realise he's a NARC...
Sad!

LULZ are had...

"How do I convince people I'm the good guy here", yeahhh how do I convince those stupid Chad normies who actually get laid that I'm smarter than them and they deserve to be kicked out of college.

Well, spelling didn't take...

Haha low life peice of shit, I hope you're joking but you're probably seriously trying to convince people this bullshit. C'mon mate get a life

(Only one human peice of shit away from having his life ruined by said human peice of shit)

I can't wait for someone to do something to you because they think YOU smell bad.

I'm just a pile-on, fucking roasties have fucked with and stolen my shit enough that I like pissing them off.
Fucking Lowlifes.

Maybe, but YOU haven't seen your dick for years, fatass

Can't handle simple home truth...

>being this retarded

Newfag detected

No, you are just a fat sperglord sitting in your moms underwear infront of your computer, changing between loli porn and
Yea Forums trying to piss people off with stale pasta, because your miserable life is a mess

For being a human piece of shit...

haven't seen this one in a while, thanks for the kek, pastanon.

your only mistake was getting caught...

>request new dorm/dorm buddy
>problem solved

What the fudge did you just hecking say about me, you little guy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Home Ec, and I’ve been involved in numerous baking competitions, and I have over 300 confirmed firm handshakes.

I am trained in Mario Kart and I’m the top speller in the entire spelling bee. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will hug you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my gosh dang words.

You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, trucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of librarians across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy ol' pal. The storm of friendship and magic that improves your life. You’re freaking great, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can support you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare heart.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed high-fives, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the chess club and I will use it to its full extent to extend your life and make sure you find love and happiness. If only you could have known what lordly uplifting your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, well shucks, maybe we'd have been pal sooner, sport.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you happy fella. I will stitch pillows all day for you and you will lay on them.

You’re tucked into bed, kiddo.

if it was realy a problem you could just ask to don't keep weed in the room.
Anyway weed was found in your room and you don't get any trouble, so you argument is not standing.

You're only an infamous.

How much of that is projection?
Be honest with yourself, no need to answer here...

damn this has to be like the fifteenth time that you did the exact same thing. Maybe try getting a place off campus

you should consider suicide because your life will only be comprised of failures

Stale pasta is stale, faggot nigger.

Bravo: a superior person must put in awe an inferior person.

Nothing, I can see you, Gary. Mom found your piss bottles again and cried, you piece of shit

He's posted the same thread a few times. This didn't happen /thread

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Bc you ratted him out for something that hurt no one. If it bothered you then maybe you could have grown a dick and advocated it to him instead of running to the police like a snivelling child

You sad sack of shit

Let him do it, it's the only joy he has in his pity live.

Oh nice. This thread again.

Nobody likes a narc dude.

LOL
+1 point for you...

Wrong. By bringing back pot stink, he was affecting op, which made it his business.

>calls it an unjust law
>isn't justifying people acting like pricks

lol, okay

stop reposting this you cuck

you're a fucking snitch, if you was in prison instead of school you would be beaten up and possibly killed, nobody trusts you anymore

so what if they guy was smoking weed, its his life let him live it,

This is always such a good one that I get a strong urge to reply to it even though I know it's pasta.

LULZ to be had with newbies...

shut the fuck up you edgy lil bitch. not everyone wants to be around that shit.

You're fucking retarded, the guy's fun could not have gotten OP in trouble.The only thing that affected OP is the smell, THE SMELL. If you think that's a valid excuse, you deserve to be hated by evertone around you for sure. The police won't fucking arrest you for weed that isn't your own and the landlord/dorm could not kick you out either.

I would have stashed an 8ball in your shit and called the RA after your stunt, (yes I now this a troll thread)

Pot smells absolutely disgusting, and is 100 percent a valid excuse. If you're my roommate and smell like pot, I'm reporting it. Ha e the decency to go do it somewhere else or vape.

they went easy on you, narc fagot

Most people are shitheads user, you being a good person and doing the right thing gets you ostracized because now they know you're a decent person and don't fit in with them. You're not missing out by not being included with these losers. You'll learn as life goes on that good people are almost always vastly outnumbered by pieces of shit and you'll be treated poorly for doing the right thing. But that's just how life is, it shouldn't stop you from doing what you know is right.

you wont be able to convince a normie of anything user.
the road of the righteous is a lonely one.
rather start fucking with the normies on the floor
eventually one will smack you around and then comes profit.
1 be ostracized
2 be bullied
3??????
4 profit

thats crazy man, have u ever done DMT?

If everyone you know is mad at you for reporting a crime, everyone you know is fucking worthless garbage. Just move on, make new friends, and keep doing God’s work. Fucking retarded potheads ruin this country more than anything.

you must be a degenerate as well if you think shittty behavior deserves no consequences

stop being

why yes, i have, user.... with joe rogan no less. we dropped it and then got on Yea Forums to troll noobs with copypasta like for instance this thread. best trip ever man........................................................................ OP SHOULD AN HERO ON WEBCAM or im fapping myself to sleep

Oh wow, this thread again. Sage

Cause weed isn't illegal dipshit.

narc

>people having better time than me
>ruin their perfect time because i am a pathetic club
>now an even more pathetic fuck that will be even more lonely

let people have fun retard. be mature and fucking talk to him about the marijuana rather than using your 13 year old brain and calling in authority because you're not grown up enough to deal with this shit yourself. You are in every wrong, you pathetic square fuck.

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Lace it with pcp

This thread is the jews

>being so retarded that even after it's called out as a pasta you still reply to it
Sometimes I really lose hope in human intelligence.

OP would it have REALLY been that hard to mention the smell and tell him to get frebreeze?

You chose the little bitch option, and of course everyone who knows is going to dislike you for it.

Should've just talked tohim first. You're doing a lot of assuming here. You were an asshole, accept it, apologize, and try to grow from it. Or dont, I couldn't give less of a shit.

*Spring
Fucking Idiot

discord
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tfw dady fuckd u wit the marywanna

I always struggle to see if this is irony or just stupidity.

You could tell just as easily as you can tell what season it is.