What games really nail the burgerpunk aesthetic?

Watch_Dogs 2

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I've only just played the recent free demo, but Splatoon seems to from my limited experience.

How poor does your country have to be to not have service areas?

Am I the only one who thinks this place look awesome? Who's forcing you to buy shit, exactly?

CP2077

Cars were a mistake.

If I had money to burn I would unironically live in a service area and rent out a small motel while I play vidya and eat terrible fast food all the time.

Honestly looks comfy. I don't give a shit about people or my health so this is paradise to me. Why do Europoors keep posting this image over and over like it's a bad thing?

How could you even tell?

user, just look for a town found off a major expressway and it will look like this eventually.

Perhaps the interstate signs, user?

FAR CRY 5

Yeah, I know, I've lived in rural Pennsylvania before. It's still comfy.

Earthbound.

Fuck this country and its car culture.

While I do care about my health, I've also been on many road trips and these places are indeed comfy as fuck to rest at after hours of driving.

It's literally a necessity considering its size.

It’s been posted before
Learn to drive Sperg

To all the confused Euros here, allow me to explain (I'm from a flyover)
plane tickets are expensive to the average American so we mostly drive everywhere, and we have a lot of long highways breaking up the amber waves of grain so driving is a long tedious task. These truck stops are an oasis on the tarmac desert when you're trying to drive a thousand miles to Miami for vacation

Fucking this

CORPORATIONS AND PRODUCT LINES ARE CULTURE

I AM CREATED TO CONSUME

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Only because mericans are retards that would rather build a hospital on the far end of a town and the grocery store on the opposite end because they have no sense of logical infrastructure.

Also we made it impossible to get a nationwide public train system in this country by privatizing 95% of all train tracks.

No

It's Breezewood Pennsylvania, the shittiest place in America. Instead of a simple junction from the Pennsylvania Turnpike to I-70 you are force through this shitty town. It's the actual worst

>look mommy now I'm posting the Breezewood picture on every board!
why the fuck are Europeans so obsessed? for people who aren't aware, Breezewood isn't an actual town it's essentially a large truckstop for people driving up and down the East Coast. That's why there are so many ugly signs and shops. Nobody lives in Breezewood, they only work there. It is in no way an "average American town" like the European troglodyte spamming this image on every board claims it is

>blaming Americans because our infrastructure isn't from the Middle Ages

b-but i thought europeans were m-more intelligent than amerilards!!!

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I got my liscense when I was 17 because I needed it to get a job, retard.

I lived in the middle of a bumfuck nowhere America and had to DRIVE an hr to the next city over for a fucking job everyday for 6 months because there werent any in my home town.

If I lived in a first world country, if just hop on a train and it would get me there faster while i take a nap.

Fuck you and fuck this countrys car culture.

>shittiest place in America
>ugly signs and shops
I don't get this meme. It looks comfy as hell.

It’s not even a real town, it’s just a place for people to rest, eat, and fill up their gas tanks.

I am American you stupid fuck.

you haven't driven through it
it adds a good 30 minutes to any road trip

I would live in a rest stop if the cost of living was cheap.

Fucking move

>he says posting on a videogame forum

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Puny-ass faggot

Just stop replying to me dude.
Youre another retard American who cant read.

It's just some motorists stop, quick food and gas for people passing through, I wonder if Europeans even realize how big the US is.
Seeing them speak it's clear they have no concept of how large the states are and the distinction between them.

The only places you can live without a car in America are the Big Cities were the cost of live is an order of magnitude higher.

I once saw a high school literally in the middle of fucking nowhere. The nearest town was like 10 miles away. Like what the fuck?

No you wouldn't

Where????
EVERY town in America is like this.
You can not live in this country or work without owning a car.

Public transportation fucking sucks.
In my car I get to blast my own music, don't have to sit next to smelly fucks, drive at my own pace instead of what the goyim decide for me, and get to actually see the country with my own eyes instead of tuning everything out.

And how are they not...?

>Public transportation fucking sucks
I'm not talking about a shitty bus that only runs for a few hrs and only stops at certain places.

I actually really like this aesthetic. I drove through New York and Pennsylvania one year and had fond memories of stopping by greaser burger joints with the bros.

I live in America and you're exaggerating the inconvenience because you lived in an especially secluded place. Quit bitching.

Us burgers care more about our sensationalised freedoms than functionality.

Get used to it, bitch.

This looks like a common road trip highway town. Where it's all a bunch of shit for travelers and little to nothing else outside of the main road through town. It's actually pretty comfy reminds me of towns we used to pass through on family roadtrips in California going to Oregon.

Dude i do t give a shit about autistic derails like that.
I just want to get to point A to point B without worrying about
-dying in a car crash
-sitting fucking traffic for hours
-car breaking down and literally stranding you out in the middle of nowhere

Cyberpunk 2077

Name one difference between a bus and a train,
If anything, railroads are even more restrictive than car roads.

>blames a country of 300 million people for the fact that he lives in a dumb spot

Because they don't have a concept of "a nice place to stop and eat while you're on the road". If they drive for more than half an hour they're in another country. They don't need travel stops.

And the alternative is...? Everything is a product that profits someone. Every culture is a product of the money that was poured into it and every culture is designed to suck the money out of some populace. Consumer is the default state of a human being.

The appeal of places likes this is that you don't stay there. You pass through. They're generic and anonymous and no one stays longer than they need to.

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>-dying in a car crash
drive better and read the road. If someone near you is driving like a monkey, you get away from them.

-car breaking down and literally stranding you out in the middle of nowhere
Take better care of your car.

Hello rabbi

You claimed I didnt have a licence and I bitch slapped your ass so what are you even arguing about at this point??!?¿
Living in the US is objectively inconvient for non car owners because of the fact you have to drive everywhere.

I dont live in some small town anymore, but I still have to take a fucking trip to get to certain places.

The eye clinic for me is like 25 miles from my apt and I cant get to it by walking.

Refute the argument.

Big difference between a 15 minute commute and an hour commute though dumbass.

>-dying in a car crash
>-sitting fucking traffic for hours
>-car breaking down and literally stranding you out in the middle of nowhere
The only logical thing in there is Traffic.
Its ok if your not comfortable with driving a car

> dying in a car crash
If you'd learn how to fucking drive you wouldn't.
> Sitting in fucking traffic for hours
The united states has way better roads than the rest of the world, this rarely happens outside of fucking new york city
> car breaking down and literally stranding you out in the middle of nowhere
Take care of your fucking car.

Australia is almost as big as the US but our rest stops look like this.

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I remember I once saw a chick with a kink.com sweatshirt at a gas station in one of these towns. It was strange as shit because the night before I had just spilled some seed to some videographic material from that webspace.

Kentucky Route Zero. Does anyone know if American Truck Sim is any good?

Why would Minneapolis have road signs for Pittsburgh?

Also I can confirm most small towns in PA either look like OP pic with surrounding suburbs or just have a bunch of farms spread out, there's not much to do here unless you're in Pittsburgh or Philly

For starters, a bus moves slower and also is subject to traffic.

>rail roads are more restrictive than cars
How??
Maybe a shitty American train like Amtrak buy in actual first world places trains are the fastest way to get around.

That’s because the road you posted doesn’t get 1/100th of the traffic as the road in OP.

>thinks he doesn't live in a small town
>nearest eye doctor is 25 miles away

Trains are much larger, much faster, and don't take up space on already-clogged roads. The reason why most buses suck is because public transportation in general is underfunded, and rail infrastructure is fucking pathetic compared with 90% of the other developed countries, meaning buses are overworked. Ideally you take buses for shorter distances and trains for longer; effective management of both together as part of a unified system is how you can, for example, go literally anywhere in Tokyo within half an hour.

Sounds comfy desu. An hour to listen to whatever you want.

>road sign says Pittsburgh and mcconnellsburg
>WHO DUDE HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT'S NEAR PENNSLYVANIA

> how are trains more restrictive than cars
THEY FOLLOW A PREMADE ROUTE YOU FLYING RETARD.

>make non-stop anti-American threads and posts
>"You are obsessed."
>hur dur you must be triggered lul!!!

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Population difference and also most of Australia is an uninhabitable wasteland.

>drive better
Driving "better " isnt going to stop some drunk idiot from running you into a ditch and killing you stupid fuck.
Driving is inherently more dangerous than trains airplanes. It doesnt matter how good you are moron.
>take better care of your car

You have never owned a car your life if you say this. You probably are a butthurt underage who still rides with mom and dad.

Why do Amerilards get so easily baited?

Canadian here. I take a train into work every day. But that involves driving to the train station then taking a bus after I get off the train. It's only faster than driving a car because traffic is literally cancer in southern Ontario and even then I'd still prefer to drive if it wasn't for the awful parking fees in the city.

Absolutely this

The Sims I guess

It's not really the same, there are very few people outside of the coasts and that is just some rinky-dink stop.

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You're fucking retarded and don't even realize it

Literally all of those are more likely in public transportation if you aren't a complete fucking retard with your car.

Why does this even trigger euros so much?
It is a rest stop location on a highway. Of course it is going to have fast food joints and gas stations.

This is a big ass country. It is bigger than all of western and central Europe combined

Australia has less population than one city in japan lad

Move, and America isnt the only country that uses cars you fucking dipshit. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_vehicles_per_capita
Please stop being an entitled teenager and grow a pair.

lower average iq than normal human beings

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The fuck is burgerpunk?

What the flying fuck does that matter??
Youre literally grasping at straws because you have no arguments.
If your dumbass hopped in a car and I got a bullet train and we both set out for the same destination thats 2 hrs away, I would arrive 45 mins before you even if you broke the speed limit.

>America thread
>Becomes OBSESSED posting and being angry about cars

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Yea and 80% of the continent is desert you mongoloid

I went to Japan for a month and their transit system was an absolute marvel to behold. That said Tokyo was built with a rail transit system in mind due to the necessity of space whereas most western cities weren't. It's too difficult to go back and add in train tunnels for most major first world countries. Also Japan is naturally a smaller country and Tokyo smaller than other large cities.

Asking for a burger with no cheese

I have a 18 Chevy and it’s never broken down on the road, learn preventative matientience brainlet.

Maybe later

lol

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as opposed to 50% desert?

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you can download shit for free.

This is so comfy. Road trips are the best

>barely mentioning the usa
>OHHH FUCK OBSESSED, JEALOUS? *DABS* GOTTEMMM

fpbp

*18 year old

madmaxpunk. I like it

Some kind of weird inferiority complex. I remember taking a trip to Madrid a few years back and there wasn’t a city corner where you couldn’t see a McDonald’s or some other shitty fast food joint. It’s not exclusively a US thing, but Yuropoors like to pretend it is for some reason. Kind of like the little brother who keeps getting his sibling’s hand-me-downs and then cries because he doesn’t have anything of worth (like culture) for himself.

jej

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Sounds like your parents were retarded.
>why aren't businesses interested in investing and setting up shop in my bumfuck flyover town!?
You tell me.

what are some maritime canada core games?

COMFY

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Now compare population density and not topography

Looks like Bedford, PA

I like how these types of posts come from idiots who can’t capitalize or use punctuation. Retarded, or too poor to afford a full keyboard?

You know this shit is purely to nickel and dime insurance companies, right? They'd more than likely remove it from the bill if you ask them to

looks jank as fuck, yet is somehow better than the soulless concrete hell that is burgerstan

Most of that brownish area isn't even desert.

top zozzle

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>dies on NHS waitinglist
>is given placebos while waiting for foreign cancer meds to be approved in Japan
All "health care" is shit, my friend

If all the signs were illuminated in neon lights and the picture was set during the night, people would be praising this as 10/10 kino.

>Sounds like your parents were retarded
Yep.
Poor and stupid.
I hate them both and cant wait until they die.

absolute hue

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>Where???
Literally to the town you're commuting to, dumbass.

>That said Tokyo was built with a rail transit system in mind
Not really, Japan just doesn't seem to have a problem with tearing down old development to make way for newer more useful infrastructure which is actually funded by tax money, whereas the US is obsessed with suburbs and driving. Just building the national interstate system was a hell-and-a-half to do and would be impossible today with all the NIMBY and muh-low-taxes bullshit.

A theme that's set in modern day with corporation outlets and corporations ads all over the place.
Or that's how I tried to qualify it.

So that's where you got that from

completely wrong. Currently living in Cambridge Boston.

Fact: The best system is a 50/50 split between social funding by the government and citizens paying for the rest when it comes to healthcare.

Ilike how these types of posts come from idiots who have nothing of real value to say so they sperg out over muh big letters and dots.

>Fuck you and fuck this countrys car culture.
you mean freedom and independence from the fucking hellish public transit?

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Is it true that americans can't eat healthy food like fresh fruit and vegetables because their bodies are so used to grease and chemicals that they can't handle it and get the shits?

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Holy shit you are a miserable cunt

>Japan just doesn't seem to have a problem with tearing down old development to make way for newer more useful infrastructure which is actually funded by tax money
That's because the Parliament absolutely LOVES construction Zaibatsu.

The guy or a family member couldn't just pitch into his own thing for $50?

>Most of that brownish area isn't even desert.
probably just the americans themselves lol

Literally buy the old type of insulin, it’s dirt cheap and works just as well.

Perfectly fine since it paves the way for actual useful shit instead of miles and miles of sterile suburbs.

Imagine not being able to step on the gas pedal for more than 3 seconds lol

we can eat vegetables if they're encased in congealed grease or tallow

This one I like

>just ate a pound of steamed broccoli with rice and broiled asparagus with some salmon
Felt good

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Nah I got this particular aspect from your mum

Homefront
One of the first objectives has you holing up in a white castle

REMEMBER THE FALLEN AND BUY MORE GOGA GOLA

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>sucking down smog while in a three hour traffic jam
Yeah totally love this freedom and independence, fuck yeah!

>user eats healthy for the first time.txt

It's only a million, CALM THE FUCK DOWN...!

Man, last time we actually had a good thread.

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Holy fuck lol

anti shooter mats oh no no no no

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>those gas prices
The fact that nobody pointed this out shows I must be the only user with a car because holy fucking shit that is expensive. I would just walk to work.

I have an apple tree in my backyard as well as a vegetable garden? Well the ground temp is still too cold to put anything in the ground but I have a few starts in a tray ready.

>"well mr user, we're gonna need a CT scan and and MRI to see whats going on"
>that's gonna be 50k
>dont worry, we cover 25k

the best system is one where they don't overcharge for these fucking tests and run it like a public service instead of like a cutthroat business

>pretentious twat

dwarf fortress?

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Could just be an old picture.

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>shooting the badass dinos instead of the redskin right in front of you
Shit game

only if you live in a democrat stronghold will you have this issue

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>gonna go make some eggs, cabbage, and bacon
>then some grilled chicken breasts with spinach and baked potatoes
you can't stop me man

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>car culture

wat?

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Gas costs about $1/gallon less now than in the picture

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San Andreas

>Not really
Yes really. IIRC it opened in the 20s and has expanded ever since.

>Japan just doesn't seem to have a problem with tearing down old development
But people do. The climate in the US would make it nigh impossible to displace so many people without mass protesting.

>shooting an American Indian witch
she has magic powers

1) this photo is during the great recession. I had to spend 5:00 a gallon at my local town back in 2009.

2)All gas stations near the highway charge more per gallon, due the sheer convenience of being adjacent to the highway.

There are tons of towns around the country like that that are built around freeway exits but once you get a few blocks away it's hickville.

Ghost Dance doesn’t stop bullets Shitting Bull

>dying on the NHS waiting list
Gonna have to call bullshit there.
Sure, it may have happened before but the one thing the NHS actually will do is try and help you if you're actively dying. They can't refuse you from A&E if there's something literally wrong with you right then and there.

It's the waiting lists for the stuff that isn't life threatening that makes the NHS so shitty, even if you're in agonizing pain.

OP's picture is really old, it looks like early 2000's. Gas is much cheaper right now. Pic is also pennsylvania, which has a retarded high gas tax. A few months ago, gas was 1.70/gallon.

but who else is going to zap enemies resistant to bullets

Gonna need bigger rifles.

No I assure you it's like that even in Florida.

Get a bigger gun

what are you, poor? that area probably has a lot of traffic so all the gas stations will probably have higher prices. how far would it take you to walk to work?
my work is 10 miles away, and I finish at midnight. I don't really want to walk home at that hour on either the highway or through the ghetto/poor/black part of town. hell one cowoeker did just that, robbed in the first month, then robbed again 2 months later. then he quit because he didn't have a car and nobody would go pick him up

>Florida
We're talking about America here

The US is the size of the entirety of Europe but only has half the population, so we are super spread out if you don't live in a major city.

>Somehow this is embarrassing
>Yet China,HK and Japan who have tons of blocks filled with nothing but chains and stores is normal.

Some of the responses in this thread are ridiculous. I'm an American and in no way do I find burgerpunk dergatory. I think it's kind of cool.

I really don't understand the point of these fucking things.
Do they think a shooter's not gonna shoot at or near the exposed parts instead? Or just kick the fucking things off?
I don't understand why they don't just hire security guards with actual guns instead of the ones that are armed with a walkie talkie and a bad attitude.

Bro, those American made documentaries/tv shows made to low key make fun of fat people with outlandish health issues are American made shows designed for Americans to laugh and watch in morbid curiosity. It isn't the status quo.

They're orange so he cant miss 'em

They can form a phalanx and overwhelm the shooter

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>and rail infrastructure is fucking pathetic compared with 90% of the other developed countries
Because a single state is bigger than a European country and a majority of them have trouble enough to fund things like schools let alone infrastructure. I know in Illinois the CTA just barely functions and constantly has hobos and homeless duking it out on trains and buses, and most of our money goes to repairing the Dan Ryan and several other highways along with the potholes in the roads every single year.

Good luck trying to convince legislators to spend on infrastructure when it's just barely making enough money to stay afloat let alone millions if not billions to expand said modes of transportation.

>Have all charges go towards the brother's name
>brother dies
>Dead man owes money
>Somehow sister's problem to pay

Why the fuck did she agree to it? Is she retarded?

yeah kinda

Because muh gun control

They’ve been sold a bill of goods and can get reimbursed through grants. Administration goes ahead with it because either they are dumb fucks or they have dumb fuck parents lobbying for it.

Holy fuck youre a retard! :^0

Imagine farting in one.

They should give them all 1911's, 3 magazines of ammo and one of these mats and let nature sort out who graduates

>The Absolutely Safe Capsule
Burgerpunk as fuck.

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>-sitting fucking traffic for hours
Unless you live in California or New York this will never happen. The worst you get on the highway is an hour of gridlock at best if your job is around 30 minutes away.

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thats how it usually always is when family is involved. she probably wouldnt ever be able to check up on him or anything if she didnt sign papers with the side effect of saying she has to pay money. maybe, i dont know

Specifically, Breezewood, PA. I use to live nearby. Such a shit county. Filled with junkies and whores.

Do Europeans really not have security buttons?

The Defend Burgertown level in MW2.

If only there was a completely obvious and easy solution to government funding issues.

because we're actively told "not to engage the shooter at any level" & to hide as fast as possible,in the event of an actual shooting people tend to panic & throw out any training they may have learned

do people really have to use public transportation to go to a job 1 hour away, or drive to take jobs 30min away? wow that sucks, imagine just walking to them, better wake your ass up early thats for sure

Eurofaggots are pussies; no sense of self-ownership.

They get accused of racism and go to jail if they report Mahmud and Jamal for raping underaged girls

lmao

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It's common for people to live in the suburbs surrounding a big city and work downtown, this results in nightmare gridlock every day in cities like LA

Yes. We have a lot of guns. We have entwined guns into our lives.

Because of this, we need to take measures to protect our children somehow. Because we refuse to get rid of the guns.

my sides

Keep LARPing, retard. Some states do not have a lot of guns at all.

what is the coolest/comfiest place in America to live?

I live in north Texas currently and the totally flat landscape solely composed of strip-malls and identical neighborhoods is tiring.

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>t. motor and oil lobbyist shill

everywhere is like that if you live there long enough.

>I once saw a high school literally in the middle of fucking nowhere
>public schools are modeled after prisons
Checks out

LA people seem like they couldnt afford cars even if they wanted to

maybe but I really want to see a hill or something

Colorado, some parts of Washington like the San Juan islands, or Maine.

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Should've just given him the tendies like he wanted.

insufferable cunt

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You first have to have the money to make the money and people already don't use the tram systems in general unless you live in a major city, are traveling to said major city, or are transporting freight. You risk getting robbed or having the homeless attack you on said train or bus, the cities have to spend years if not a decade just to get the system up (Just look at how expensive California's plan is and it's been in progress for like five years now), and it would take them years to make that money back. You seem to think public transportation just magically appears when, using Illinois as an example again, we have teachers who are just barely getting paychecks, we have potholes that withstand for years, we have crumbling infrastructure, and even the suburbs of Chicago barely get work done. Let's also not forget all the land they'd have to buy up to lay track and the people they'd have to displace that would be willing to do it.

>autistic boy arrested after shooting
How did Yea Forums get away with it?

comfy

>kick away shield
>pull trigger
why are liberals so braindead?

Your entire post amounts to "government doesn't have money to do nice things."

If only the government had a legal and constitutional way to raise as much money as it wanted.

If only.

Alaska is the polar opposite of flat and commercial while still having guns and conservative values

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It's a fucking pitstop off the highway. It's about as cherrypicked as you can get.

You are genuinely retarded and likely under the age of 18

Its also a frozen hell for a large chunk of the year

The obvious solution is to ban autism.

Autistic people sperging out are responsible for 99% of school shootings after all.

You must be literally the only person in the world who wants to be taxed more

Saints Row I guess.

Lmao what cucks thinking that backpack won't just break the child's arms and render them helpless anyway

I thought from a distance this pic was real. I mean it could be a real freeway exit somewhere with a bunch of shit and signs clustered together. You see dozens of them driving down the interstate for a thousand miles. But the logos are old on many of them (older than those gas prices) and they look obviously composited with a layout that makes no logical sense.

NHfag here. We literally have the absolute most legally lax gun laws in the country, and are in the top safest states to live in the entire USA (and most of the world). We're also majority white. Mixing culture has far more to do with general violence than access to guns. Consider what states have the highest gun crime rates in the US, how many of them have insane gun laws, and what areas of those states the crime seems to centralize, then put 2+2 together.

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Because it was something a company shit out for cheap right after Sandy Hook to cash in on hysteria. I'm fairly certain a strip of kevlar that thin won't even slow the bullet

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we're not making a fucking college essay are we?

Wouldn't it be simpler to just take the guns?

>100% money back guarantee
lel

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>SWAT gameplay

You're joking, right? Illinois already has taxes on virtually everything, it has a 10.75% sales tax in certain cities (avalara.com/taxrates/en/state-rates/illinois/cities/cicero/), we have extra taxes on gasoline during the summer months, we have taxes on spirits, we have taxes on sugary drinks, we have vanity taxes, we have digital taxes, we even had an entire red light camera system Daley paid for just to get more money into the city which caused people to revolt against the thing because it was flagging a ridiculous amount of cars to the point that it would destroy any semblance of traffic in areas they were put into so it turned into a self-defeating system.

>100% money back guarantee
Just the thing you need when your child gets shot in the head.

Europeans don't usually take out their anger on their classmates

>use large caliber
>child gets chestpunched with a rib to the lung to death instead
>parents clap afterwards for being able to get their money back
such is life in america

It actually wouldn't. There are more guns than people in this country, and we have 330 million people. And ever since Oklahoma City, the government has been very wary of doing anything that pushes off extremists in the population. Because OKC showed it only takes a few guys to do serious damage.

Fucking this, don't ever tell me America isn't a land of opportunity for the smart

"Well I can't get my kid back, but at least I have this $499."

This is literally a reddit image. As in, it was originally posted to reddit years ago and highly upvoted there. Why are you posting it here?

>see my weird white gamer classmate carry an ar15 in his translucent rucksack
>push the active shooter button
>caught on tape reporting a shooter that wasn't yet active
>sent to juvie
>get shot

t.poorfag

How am I going to shoot liberals and blacks then?

Somewhere in the rockies, utah or co or something

>brown = desert

You think Canada has a sandy desert?

And like clockwork here comes the american reciting the scripture handed to him by the NRA. It can't be helped! Being shot is part of being American! The fact other countries can means nothing! South-America tho!

What we really should be doing is making the students wear composite armor as their uniforms.
YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

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Except it does

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Hi, Ted.

>sent to juvie
>raped by cop
ftfy

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Europeans don't take out the trash, either.

I thought Brendan Tarrant didn't have access to internet anymore lmao

>mfw i work in medical debt collection and i get fat bonus checks from hounding people for their hospital bills
the angrier people get at me on the phone the better

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The difference whenever we try it in the us, people tend to go crazy. The government did used to crack down on this shit...until it started creating terrorists that would blow up government buildings and kill over a hundred people using fertilizer.

Bulletwitch, unironically.
Earthbound, although it's a little idealized.
As shallow and unrefined as it is, I actually really like the Americana aesthetic, and wish more games leaned into it.

That's not a desert, it's just a bunch of sand. Deserts have an actual definition beyond "lots of sand".

Okay Mr. Genius, what's your plan on removing +300m guns from people who see it as their right to own those guns? How do you force compliance on those gun owners? How do you do it in a way that will not lead to extremist retaliations?

>muh NRA
Guns are not a major problem in this country if you live outside the hood. This is pure propaganda.

Must be nice being a piece of shit for money.

This makes actual sense, though. There's no point in giving someone a donor heart if their immune system is just going to reject it and leave the recipient right back at square one. The medication itself is probably heinously expensive, though.

I think you're missing the point in your bordering comical dogmatism. The exact reason we laugh at you is your idea that kids getting shot all day is worth it because of some perverse notion of correlating shooting beer cans with freedom from the government. Trust me, your government is fucking you every day, as all governments do, and your guns do nothing. Except pacify you (and kill your civilians for no reason).

Pedantic as hell

>tfw school shooter played the long game

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>Being shot is part of being American
If you're black, sure. If you're not then statistically you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning.

dont blame me blame the system, not my problem that you cant keep up with your insurance and think a secondary will cover what the primary doesnt. you were rendered a service or good and you owe the money bitch.

You could start by banning them. Then collect and imprison as required. You're a nation of law are you not? What kind of American exceptionalism is it to proclaim how you cannot even govern your own land?

>poison damage

Do you get to break their thumbs for failing to pay their medical debts, forcing them to go back to hospital to get their thumbs fixed?

>Trust me, your government is fucking you every day, as all governments do, and your guns do nothing. Except pacify you (and kill your civilians for no reason).
Well no shit, if the government doesn't represent us and we live in a constant state of being unable to do anything meaningful in the numbness of modernity, we may as well shoot some fucking guns

>You're already getting raped, you may as well lube up and become a pretty slut

>You could start by banning them.
Shall not

>anime poster
>retarded
clockwork

Perhaps the same could be said of ALL government...

Yea Forums mods are fags

SEETHING murrilard mods

The complication is the vast majority of people in law enforcement and the military are muhguns people so it would never be enforced.

>Yea Forums
>not Dumb jannie.

>2 Exxon stations
>Barely a quarter mile away from each other

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America started becoming fucked when the government needed to make provisions and exceptions of power for world wars. We drew the line at Eisenhower nationalizing factories but we should've drew the line at the creation of federal law enforcement agencies. We used to be a loosely connected union of states that made laws acceptable locally much like the EU treats it's member states. But now it's easy for any asshole to proclaim deeds across the land with no democratic checks. America doesn't need more governance, it needs less federal control.

Okay, so it's banned. Now how are you going to collect it when people working for you want guns? How are you going to enforce it when people right at the top don't want to enforce it? How are you going to give a middle finger to the Constitution and how are you going to justify keeping one part of it but not the other? How are you going to collect hundreds of millions of guns when we saw trying to take a handful of guns by force caused a bunch of people to already take up arms against the military?

Nothing you're saying makes any sense in the real world. It would be impossible to enact and would go against the very founding of the country while only giving power to criminals.

Different sides of the highway

No one is turning left across traffic at Breezewood.

how dense are you?

examples?

This is fucking retarded. Anyone that thinks this is a good idea deserves to be removed from the gene pool.