How do I fucking kill myself?!

Yeah no

Yes I will do it fuck off

Your wish will be fulfilled. And I'm pretty sure you'll get in the papers. Or be the precinct punchline.

Not the original poster, but starve to death

Why do you want to do it?

So I’ll basically starve to death and die of dehydration at the same time?

drive off a cliff, you won't

I’m not telling you just help me die

Dehydration first

A blender