I'm about to by her literal shit for $4000. Please help

What.. the actual fuck is happening in this thread!?

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I'll send you my shit for free if you pay for shipping

Pic?

She said no:(

Delicious buffet

Are you a real girl(not trans)?

Sorry. Maybe she stopped. But reddit is where you want to go. Fetishselling is where I found her.

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I am a 45 year old HR manager named Bob and I'll also ship you some shit.

Same

>This thread

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>Buying poop when you can just make some

Lolllllll retards.

dumbass. you could have shit in a bag for free

Fresh or dried? Either way, don't do it.

Guy poop is gross and gay.

Sherlock’s shit shipping service.
No shit? Sherlock.
Where you’ll never get a load of bull.

Hey Bob, I need a raise....

I'm not but I feel almost possessed to sometimes.

What the fuck is wrong with you user?

>I made a slurry and injected her into my colon last time to help lose weight and get fit

I can't imagine being this mentally ill, I was going to make fun of you but I feel bad for you... Get help user.

Liz is pretty cute though.

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Not a thing. Why do you ask?

lol just kys man, you will never be normal, you are mentally ill and you are not helping society in any way. Just end it.

Fecal bacteriotherapy. I just chose a beautiful young woman as my donor, someone who’s shit I’d enjoyed previously. And she’s young and healthy and my gut bacteria are mostly from her now. I eat healthier, crave better foods, have lost weight, and feel great.
She’s a doll. Her shit smelled and tasted so fucking great.

Oh she's healthy? How the fuck do you know without both blood and genetic testing, there's a reason you do this at a fucking hospital you dumb cunt. PLEASE KYS

>someone who’s shit I’d enjoyed previously
What did you do with it previously? Please tell me you ate some and if so, did it taste as good as it looks?

I spoke with her about it at length and then rolled the dice. It’s fine. Not a lot of hospitals are doing it yet. It’s early days for this. I made the decision and did it. Feels great.

>Her shit smelled and tasted so fucking great
I'm jealous now. Sucks she won't sell to me:( i'd give her $500.

> Teen Porn Links:

little-joy.icu

yay for poopy fun times

scat is taking over you normal fags

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Yes, I tasted some, it was wonderful. I felt so alive and turned on with it in my mouth. My cock was like a steel rod and I used some of her shit as lube and had the most amazing orgasms after edging forever.

There are people who just don’t deserve human rights

WHY TF YOU PAYING FOR POOOOOOOOOO!?

You mean people who can't handle a healthy logg in their mouth?

Sorry you can’t live out your own fetishes. I feel bad for you.

Her shit looks so perfect. Great size and shape and dark like fine chocolate.

No, I hope I don't anyway. I feel like a crack addict who's never smoked crack.

Findoms are cancer. Don't be a beta bitch. Block her delete your account and go buy yourself something nice.

Yes, what she sent me was beautifully cocoa-dark and was the most amazingly fragrant bitter chocolate I’ve ever had. Mixed with my spit it was the best lube. When I bought some to transplant it was so sticky and perfect and was so perfectly even and smooth, like she’s a scat artist who can control how creamy she is.

Would you consider buying from a beautiful healthy 25yo man?

>Mixed with my spit
Tell me you washed it down with some of her piss too?

I should have bought some to go with it but didn’t. I’m so turned on by scat I didn’t even think of it.

You're a lucky guy. I guess I'm not even worthy enough to pay and eat her shit:( She's such a tease, lol.

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>Please help
get a box
shit in it
go to the postal office
send it back to you
It's like you orderd her shit but didn't payed 4 grand.

same user. same

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I’m sure she has her reasons. Shipping shit is probably something you can get in trouble for, maybe she tired of being careful. But there are other beautiful women willing to do it. Maybe hit up Keri Berry who she films with sometimes. She’s super sexy as well and very anal

>I’m sure she has her reasons
Of course, just makes me sad, lol. I guess I'll keep searching.

-ylyl is down the hall? thanks ill see myself out

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I bought a hooker a few times
youtu.be/xKTJY6q--FM

How much bro

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what the fuck

Mmmmm poopy

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