Anyone got any good stories of fucking with potheads?

>medical marijuana
>can get fired for using certain legal medicine
AMERICA FUCK YEAH LAND OF THE FREE. but you're still a major asshole OP unless you're both air traffic controllers or something that would overwise get someone killed if you were buzzed at work. kill yourself please instead of running to Yea Forums for sympathy

hope you die in your sleep fgt

>How come every le peaceful stoner turns into
maybe because stupid people like you exist who do stupid shit and can't integrate into society, costing them their job.

op is a fag

when you lay out the facts like that, how can OP even defend himself

>person socialises with me
>shares something hes happy about
>grass on someone whos happy
>get caught
>get scared
>ask Yea Forums if i should grass
>grass up again.

what if you get caught again OP, are u going to grass again? fkin faggot grow some balls.

Op plz just suicide

>but you're still a major asshole OP unless you're both air traffic controllers or something that would overwise get someone killed if you were buzzed at work
>implying getting buzzed at work is OK

This is why stoners are the worst. Drunks will go to work drunk, and methheads will go to work tweaking, but they both have the sense to at least deny it and feel shame about it. Stoners will say with a straight face that it's perfectly normal and acceptable to be intoxicated all day every day.

Good on you op. Stoners are dirty, miserable, excuses for human life. They have no motivation and care naught to improve themselves or their environment. They waste away in fairytale land expecting others to support their weight back here in reality. They deserve nothing. That job is better off with someone actually trying to make something of themselves. He got what was coming to him.

Weed thread!

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Not only is this story shit, I'm baffled as to why you would choose to LARP as a faggot.

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ITT: OP lies about being a narc at work cause Chad co-worker smokes with the girl he likes on breaks.

Wow what a bitch

i'd rather be a stoner than a rat, if i were to pick one.

"mind your own fucking business" is the universal human rule.

>hurp what is coffee
when everyone comes to work zoinked on caffeine it's fine but smoking some sativa during business hours for a pick me up is somehow unholy? kys

OP is a bootlicker

and more to the point stop imposing your personal interpretation of work ethics onto other people if they're not causing a problem, faggot

I hate stoners too, but you are a dick for getting that guy fired. Kys

Top tier thread, OP. They are fired the fuck up!

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You're only proving his point. Weed alters your state of mind much more than caffeine does. Fucking stoners at like weed barely even does anything to you and yet are so obsessed with it, pissing their money down the drain and risking employment and legal issues just to get that high.

Haha look at that strands "lookin sexy"

BUMPO

I was working at shit burger earlier and I got stoned as fuck and stole a bunch of chicken strips

people can get pretty violent when you destroy their lives for no reason.

I find it funny how stoners say they aren't addicted but can't stop smoking and most say how it calms them etc as they're clearly addicted and act horrid when not high. My housemate says he's gonna stop smoking all the time or it's his last q but never does and is a snappy horrible person when not puffing his happy herb medicine. They're basically drug addicts.

to an extent but it greatly depends on how much weed you smoke and how sedating the strain is. a bowl in the morning doesn't geek me out anywhere nearly as a cup of strong coffee does.

This.
>I'm not addicted
>I just smoke every day and go to work and school high because I need to like take the edge off man
Non-addicts don't need drugs to function in every day life. Seek help.

hold on a mf second u get the name of this app?

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>he finds out it was you
>that means boss told him it was you
>boss wants you to get stabbed
>call the cops on them both

I smoked for 10years never had a problem while on it and quit earlier this year just because I was bored with it. I don't drink either.

By this logic people on SSRi's are addicts, you phrama shill

Congratulations on your sobriety user. Looking back, isn't it unsettling how you couldn't get through a day without getting high? How much money you wasted?

Yeahhh you completely missed the point bud. But then, you are a stoner, why would I expect you to even attempt to recognize the negative effects of your addiction?

Plus I know from personal experience that when you're smoking Dailly and have it you want more and keep smoking. I quit nearly a year ago.

My housemate has been smoking 247 for like 14 years and constantly forgets things and loses things even stuff he put down a few minutes ago and literally has no concept of time.

Sometimes he even says he said stuff he didn't and will argue with me about it or argue about something he allegedly told me or I told him.

His memory is fucked. Long term smokers and using daily might not see it but it turns you into a mongtard.

The last time he showered was like 3 months ago and he's maybe showered like 5 times in 18 months. Even when broke he still made sure he was puffing the herb and gets annoyed if you say anything.

Used to support it when I smoke but from observing stoners now they're just retarded drug addicts.

SSRIs are used to fix people. They arent addictive by any length of science. They provide no immediate high. They cant be used recreationally. Your on a bit of a stretch here.

nah you just a lil sniching bitch did he ever do anything to you if yes then do something dont just snichif he didnt do anything to you you a bich a fucking piece of shit bitch i hope you get fired of every single job you get laded and not ever to get out out of minimum wage piece of shit bitch

There's so many types of cannabis it's not even funny. CBD-rich cannabis will give you a body high that feels more like icy-hot over your whole body, while you remain focused and can still work on stuff without any issues.

THC-rich cannabis will get you to trip, and if it's strong enough, it will definitely affect your coordination and your reflexes.

Most medicinal marijuana is CBD, not THC. You sound like you are parroting someone else's opinion on the subject. Do your research.

> 10 years
> never had a problem
Well at least you've fixed that problem now. Good on you user. Wouldn't hurt to recognize it though.

Alright then, barring any potential medical uses for weed, why do you care if people smoke it? If you don't like it then don't smoke, and leave the rest of the now majority of people think the should be legal and accessible.

I think the point was more that people who need drugs to get through the day have a problem. And the people who are prescribed ssri's are diagnosed with a problem. So yes, same thing. But at least they're seeking help unlike stoners who just waste away

>STOP LIKING STUFF I DONT LIKE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nigger it's weed stfu
Go jerk off before stoner cuck chops your balls off. when you have your cock swaped for a pussy remember not to be such a little bitch next time

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I think it has much more to do with availability of the substance. When
you start smoking it, you know a few friends who can source it, but
you don't know a dealer personally. Also, you don't want to spend
large amounts so you start buying smaller amounts.

Eventually, you find a more reliable source, then you end up always
having a few 8s in stock at home. You buy it before you run out of it,
just as a habit. Then you end up smoking on a daily basis just because
you have some, and "it does not hurt anyone".

Oh shit i fucked it up, damn im fuckin high

But we're talking recreational users here, stoners that crave that thc.

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I also smoked for about 8 years and often smoked daily for long periods at a time with a month here and there sober.

From my housemate getting up its crunch crunch crunch with the grinder hunched over making a joint and then the over powering smell of bud all day and constant giggling from his computer while watching YouTube.

I used to enjoy a joint but now I realise its pointless and a waste of money and have seen what it's like when someone is baked all the time and you're not.

They call it dope for a reason.

Oh, no. I dont hate it. I smoke, myself. I was just stating. I should also add that im also not the guy you were replying to. Also, if you want the answer to these qeustions, perhaps turn to outside views of cannabis. Theres plenty of reason to be annoyed by stereotypical stoners who dont give a fuck about anything aside from getting high. All things require control or else they end up controlling you.

how could you do this to someone? This is how some people end up fucking homeless. Get cancer and die

>>implying smoking all day every day is the only way to use weed

you should be wise by now. Why are you fucking retarded instead?

Yeah true, I always had an ounce so would never end up running out and as a result was high all the time.

Nowadays though I don't smoke at all, cba.

I'm describing daily retard users. Weekends etc is OK like alcohol in moderation

It's rhe stoner's own fault if he becomes homeless. Lost his job cuz he couldn't give up weed (but it's not addictive!) And probably has no savings because he wasted it all on weed. He's only got himself to blame.

using literally any drug on a daily basis is bad. This is common sense. What point where you trying to make

because he couldn't give it up? He got surprised drug tested and fired. You know weed stays in your body for weeks too, right? You have to be a troll

I dont get it. Its not like you need medical weed to get high. Just do it like regular folk...

Of all the stories you could have made up this was pretty weak. Stay mad at the weed, son

Lol this. Not 100% of stoners but I've dealt with so many people like this. It's a delusion I've snapped out of

itt btards who are bashing wheed because others shouldn't enjoy things ever or incels who don't know why some qt gets fucked by pothead chad

and you know damn well this guy wasn't bragging about a med card for cbd he was obviously just trying to legally carry that fire og dank couch glue

>ops job hired someone who uses the term "snitches get stitches"
entry level job that can be done while on any drug

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So was that guy an asshole to you before or nah? Cause that was kind of a dick move to do.

Coffee doesn't get you high.

Wew I hate stonners this thread helps me validate it lolol stupid pothead loosers

Found the Shaggy

Fuck yeah it does you moron

>because he couldn't give it up? He got surprised drug tested and fired
Why does it matter that it was a surprise? Just don't smoke weed lmao why is that such an impossible task for weed addicts?

Found the argument so weak that a 1970s reference is the best he could do for it

OP has low testosterone
>gets someone fired
>gets spooked when they threaten him

Oof, how does it feel to have a micropenis OP?

Not when you are a drone constantly riding the caffeine wave. Give
caffeine to a 12 year old who has never tried coffee before and see
how hyper they get. Hyper people make mistakes that lead to
spectacular accidents.

You're retarded

This. I'm not the shittiest person while sober but when coming down off weed made me really irritated and more easily aggravated

>people drink coffee for the taste and aroma
>that's why it's so popular
>doesn't get people high, that's absurd
Who's the retard now? Seriously, smoke some weed already. It'll be a massive improvement.

Again, what you're describing isn't "high"

Bad news for you bud, that wasn't weed...

absolute faggot gets someone fired, thinks it's because he fucked with his weed, and wants to call the police. you should start doing trap porn, boys here like sissies

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I like the taste and aroma, which is why I sometimes drink decaff. Stop trying to justify your drug use by thinking everyone else is getting high.

I more notice it when he hasn't had his morning joint as he talks to me like a hormonal teenager and is snappy etc then has happy herb medicine and is normal and chill. Stoners like this are drug addicts.

Everything in moderation is my philosophy.

Your whole argument is horseshit that defaults down to "because I said so". Fuck you, drugs of the stimulant nature get people high. That's a scientific fact.

Not sure if you thought you were going to get a bunch of high fives and anonymous faggots offering to toss your salad, but nobody gives a fuck. Neck yourself.

>Not realizing it could be a small workplace where everyone talks but op because he's a faggot

Congratulations to you. As you get older, you'll come to know that coffee is internationally valued for it's stimulant drug content, and as such, is a multi billion dollar industry.

Are you fucking drunk, stupid or both?

caffeine junkie here
i am definitely getting high on caffeine

>justify your drug use

that's just it. we don't have to. mind your own business now and live your life instead of being so caught up in what others are doing.

To be fair I don't blame op, it's annoying working with retarded stoners and needing to pick up their slack.

That's very different from intoxication

I like the taste and aroma of alcohol, which is why I sometimes drink non-alcoholic alcohol. Stop trying to justify your physiological alcoholism by thinking everyone else is consuming alcohol.

Oh, I get it. You're 14. Nvm

This is why coke and meth needs to be legal, it just makes people productive and energetic, not "intoxicated"
THANK YOU BASED user

>things that never happened

could you lose the internets argument with a little more grace and dignity?

Nobody likes the aroma or taste of booze. They drink to get drunk. Not everyone drinks coffee just to wake up, some people do like the taste.

It was honestly ops fault for making the suggestion. Other than that everything else you said is completely correct

>Nobody likes the aroma or taste of booze. They drink to get drunk.
Are you 12 years old? That's blatantly false. Why does the wine or whiskey industry exist with hundreds of variations if taste doesn't matter? Wouldn't everyone just drink Everclear? Most adults don't even get drunk when they drink lmao you are a teenager for sure.

I like the taste of beer and drink non alcoholic beer, therefore you're wrong

20 year heavy user here. Gave up for lent this year. Almost halfway there. Missed it for about 4 days realized I was dependent on it. Not saying I’ll never smoke again, but not 8x a day ever again.

Also op is faggot ant minding your own business goes a long way in life.

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you are a fucking satanic cuck and no one should be your friend

Plus all the addics would kill them selves wit it or end up in prison. Win win

This is incorrect. Nobody likes the taste of aroma of alcohol AT FIRST. Their brains say gross. After tempering through gaining some degree of use it starts to taste better. Beer (well, some) is fucking delicious, but I guess if you're talking about pure ethanol then sure you're right lul

Definitely are 14 tho

you're trying so hard to be edgy but it just comes out like you're struggling to breathe through a mouth full of cock

>implying
I use weed twice a month at the most and I am acutely aware of its effects. not everyone who touches a cannabis plant is a stereotypical shit for brains degenerate faggot, faggot

I didn't say I hate them. I've noticed how much it affects me when I'm stoned and with friends. I've been sober and have seen how selfish some people become and their reaction times. I've seen a rare percentage of people who were stoned did good at tasks normally like any sober person and sometimes did better. This goes the same in a way with alcohol. I've got a friend who becomes pro tier race car driver while he's drunk

Like zoinks! Don't get so angry weed addict!

Like zoinks! Don't get so angry weed addict!

what addiction?
do you know what an addiction is?

>getting this fuckin baited

Top kek OP

I hope he kills you horribly

If you stop taking SSRI's abruptly you might suffer from side effects so yes your body gets used to the chemicals

To be fair that's a bitch move. Unless someone is in danger life or death or needs help life or death. You never go to anyone and snitch them out. It shows how much of a jealous person you are.

>how all stoners think and speak
Try English next time

Yes it was

what's it like?

living with autism, i mean

Caught a kid that was working for me smoking a weed vape on the job. drove past him in the truck, grabbed it and threw it in the river. He quit couple weeks later lol. Cont.?

Try running a razor blade across your jugular.

Why do you hate freedom?

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OP is a genious. He deviced the most effective bait for a place full of lazy, worthless, depressed faggots.
More than half the people who come here smoke weed because of the aforementioned reasons.
Well played OP.

JOIN THIS DISCORD RIGHT FUCKING NOW

discord/gg/CupD6Fd

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no you should just kill yourself
nobody gives a shit about your faggy made up story about how you destroyed somebody else's personal property
quit trying to make yourself feel better about yourself here, you pathetic faggot.

>hanging with some piece of shit stoner
>i smoke weed like a locomotive too, but i at least have my shit together.
>driving around to a friends house
>i got animal collective playing
>the song had a one off sample of geese
>stoner dude has been doing lots of research chems without testing them
>sample goes off in song
>"wtf was that?" he asks
>"what was what?"
>"that sound, what was that"
>"i dont know what you're talking about man"
>he starts to get worried and asking me things
>we get to the friends house and i tell him it was part of a song and to test his drugs

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When did Yea Forums get taken over by moralfags?

This again. I'm honestly thinking I'm becoming bipolar and coming down off weed brings it out more. I'd get like how you described your friend. Dad was okay with me smoking he told me back then but noticed how I became more irritated and angry at little things. That's when I first kind of woke up from it a bit

Decafe is shit coffee anyone who remotely enjoys coffee knows this

I bet you I can do more complicated tasks on caffeine than you are on weed there buddy

>do you know what an addiction is?
Do you? Just because you don't have seizures coming off of something doesn't mean you aren't addicted to it. Do you think gambling addicts don't exist?

>smokes every day
>frantically calls everyone he knows to try to cop weed if he's out for even one night
>scrapes filthy resin off of every bowl he has rather than go sober for one night
>is late on the rent but is never out of weed
>goes to class and school and family functions high

If you can relate to any of these (and every stoner I've lived with could), then you are an ADDICT.

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Do you even know what weed is you self-righteous perma-virgin. OP obviously just did it to try and get a moral high and then came here thinking Yea Forumstards would encourage his assholery by posting shitty greentexts.

Fuck stonerfag might have been a useless nigger who sucks at his job. Bottom line is that the stoner had a JOB, and was at some level being a productive human being.

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Most software engineers smoke weed and they make more money than most people in the US. Not sure what your problem is, plenty of successful people smoked weed.

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I bet you have no idea what you are talking about.
You're one of those stupid fucks who parrots shit he heard an "authority figure" tell him without any question.

why haven't you killed yourself yet fam?

You don't know what an addiction is.
It shows. Thank you for playing.

How hard is it to not just smoke weed though?

Do gambling addicts exist? Sex addicts? Why can't weed addicts exist?

Doing the Lord's work, OP.

Because you're splitting hairs hoping to be technically correct. You are not even technically correct.
You're just deadass wrong and grasping at straws at this point.

I'm a software engineer making 6 figures and I smoke weed everyday and get between 5-8% raises every year because my work is perfect.
Your views on weed aren't true. No one even knows I smoke weed because I'm not a retard about it. I smoke because I like it, same reason I do anything.

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It's proven that 5mg of Adderall improves everyone's cognition, even people without ADD. It still gets you high, even if it improves cognition.

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Kek yes. I hope you ain't lying cause that shit would be hilarious to see. That and the people who get butthurt that reply to you

I mean user aren't you the loser for having nothing better to do instead of snitching on people.

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>You're just deadass wrong
If I'm so retarded it should be easy to explain why. "Addiction" isn't limited to physical addiction. For example, gambling addicts. Explain why you think people can't be addicted to weed?

You're the one splitting hairs by tying addiction to physical withdraw, when that's not what the word always means.

My uncle was a gambling addict, he'd deny his addiction just like you are here. Seek help, user.

Why does it matter if they get their job done?

>when you're so desperate for attention you samefag your own post with faux enthusiasm

Just because you're a functioning addict doesn't mean you aren't an addict.

Keep up the good work, fuck these satanic weed smokers. We should find public posts on Facebook mentioning weed and then contact their listed employer anonymously so they get fired.

Lel you're a good friend

Yeah, and so? I'm not the retards arguing that it isn't addicting.
I make great money, have a family, and I'm more successful than anyone I know.
I also smoke weed every day.
What's your excuse? You're not addicted to anything and... So what? What are you doing better than me?

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Could also contact employers anonymously of those who like various stoner pages implying they smoke.

Godspeed user

So basically this kid the a tantrum and went home early, the next week we got in an argument over his lunch break and he said he couldn't get a drive so this fucker starts walking off this jobsite a 20min drive from his house.

>Authority figure

Faggot is what faggots say. Faggot. I've been a stoner for a while and noticed how it impaired some tasks for me. The only thing I've seen it improve was exercising past my limits and made me better at some videogames. But that's just me, and I'm not a faggot like you

His mom was worried and picked him up on the side of the highway 2km out BUT before he got a drive back another employee showed me his snapchat story with a pic of the road and "walking home today"

>Yeah, and so? I'm not the retards arguing that it isn't addicting.
>I make great money, have a family, and I'm more successful than anyone I know.
>I also smoke weed every day.
OK, but you're still an addict. Functioning alcoholics and functioning cokeheads exist, just because they maintain jobs and families doesn't mean they aren't addicts (and doesn't mean they'd be better off without the yoke of addiction around their neck). When's the last time you went a week without weed? A month? If you're this successful ON weed, maybe you'd be even better off without it!

>What's your excuse? You're not addicted to anything and... So what? What are you doing better than me?
What excuse? I'm not saying your life sucks, I'm saying you're an addict. It's better to not be an addict than to be an addict. I'd say the same shit to someone who told me they're drinking every day or go to work with a light buzz. Addiction has a stigma for a reason.

Look at how much energy you're expending defending your drug use. Classic addict defensiveness. If it was just a thing you did sometimes like playing xbox on weekends you would not be so on the defensive about it. You're psychologically VERY invested in getting high every day, to the point you're appalled that someone wouldn't approve. You're addicted. Think about seeking help.

I bet $5 that you're OP and you're playing both sides of this argument for maximum (you)s.
You're fucking weird.

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youre a fucking cunt, kill yourself

Literally in the same boat.

Not 6 figures yet though, but working there (£32k raise in 2 years).

You mean like you're addicted to sucking cock? You should definitely seek help user.

So let me explain it to you then, since you're a fucking retard:
> Hazardous use: You've used the substance in ways that are dangerous to yourself and/or others, i.e., overdosed, driven while under the influence, or blacked out.
There is no unsafe cannabis dose. There is no way to smoke so much weed that you can die.
Ever.

> Social or interpersonal problems related to use: Your substance use has caused relationship problems or conflicts with others.
Curiously the only time a stoner encounters interpersonal problems it's because of some self-righteous retard like you who doesn't understand anything about the things he "hates."
> Neglected major roles to use: You've failed to meet your responsibilities at work, school, or home because of your substance use.
The loser stoner is for the most part a meme. Around 45% of the United States is currently 'using' marijuana in some way. So is 45% of the entire US without a job or care? Obviously not.
1/2

Considering that only weak bitches form any sort of reliance it, pretty easy.

2/2

> Withdrawal: When you've stopped using the substance, you've experienced withdrawal symptoms.
"Withdrawal" this is pretty loosely defined. Coffee can give you withdrawal symptoms. Are there coffee "Addicts" in the literal sense? No.
> Tolerance: You've built up a tolerance to the substance so that you have to use more to get the same effect.
Only one so far I can really give you. You will build up a tolerance to cannabis. Then again, you can also build up a tolerance to the smell of shit. Does that mean you're addicted to the smell of shit? Or just desensitized?
> Used larger amounts/longer: You've started to use larger amounts or use the substance for longer amounts of time.
Completely meaningless for a substance that has no danger zone.
> Repeated attempts to control use or quit: You've tried to cut back or quit entirely, but haven't been successful.
Haven't met a stoner yet who couldn't quit at will. We do it pretty regularly actually. They're called tolerance breaks.
> Much time spent using: You spend a lot of your time using the substance.
if by "a lot of time" you mean '5 minutes every few hours' then yes, I spend a 'lot of time' getting high.
Then again, you probably spent more time writing up your stupid post on Yea Forums, so are you addicted to Yea Forums? Seek help, user.
> Physical or psychological problems related to use: Your substance use has led to physical health problems like liver damage or lung cancer, or psychological issues, such as depression or anxiety.
Marijuana is frequently utilized to alleviate pretty much all of those symptoms. So. What then?

> Activities given up to use: You've skipped activities or stopped doing activities you once enjoyed in order to use the substance.
Stoners smoke weed to enhance their favorite activities. Never met a stoner who only wanted to sit around and smoke weed exclusively.

Am still friends with his dad, he is living off neetbux rent free and has a fh4 drift team now

Apparently very hard. I've kicked worse addictions but weed still is addictive. It's mostly about the person. Hence there are people who drink on the weekend compared to people who drink almost every day. Same with weed. I've asked stoner friends to stop for 5 days. Most could last 1 day.

3/2
> Craving: You've experienced cravings for the substance.
I'm craving a cheese burger right now. Am I addicted to food?

>Look at how much energy you're expending
I posted three sentences, now look at your essay response. By your own argument you are more defensive about not smoking weed. I think you need a therapist and some "legal" drugs.

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Kill yourself degenerate

>Never met a stoner who only wanted to sit around and smoke weed exclusively.
Oh, so you're a liar. OK.

Every software engineer is in that boat, and people in STEM do better than most, Op is a fag, mad that all the san francisco soy-bois smoking weed at google are more successful than he is.

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ITT: triggered potheads

I thought it's supposed to make you better at concentration

>How come every le peaceful stoner turns into a hardcore violent gangster threatening to stab people when you mess with their druggies?
>how come peaceful people get angry when you try to take away their freedom and get them fired

I don't even do drugs and I would hurt you if you fucked with me in any way at all.
I did four years because my neighbor thought he could steal from me and nothing would happen.
Now I'm out, and he's never going to not have to use crutches.
Don't fuck with people unless you have to. The human body is incredibly fragile, anybody who wishes to exploit this fact can do so.
Civilization runs upon us making the choice to not hurt each other. If you turn away from that, somebody will eventually oblige your attempt to descent into barbarity.

Not the other guy, but I do get what you mean.

Weed is psychologically addictive for sure, and this is coming from someone who vapes it daily. I'm seeking therapy due to other issues though (suicide in the family), so will hopefully reduce my usage to just one off highs.

IMO it should be in the same boat as alcohol in regards to legality though.

Hey retard, you understand it isn't legal federally right? Any multi-state corp will do the same thing, faggot.

I think the liar might be you.
Or you're delusional. Especially if that's the only counter argument you have to make is "W-w-well YOU'RE JUST A DIRTY STINKY LIAR!!!! MY PASTOR SAYS SO! STONERS GO TO HELL! PRAISE JESUS!"

Idiot.
You just had a stoner run intellectual circles around you.
Perhaps it's time to consider suicide, you autistic fuck?

Cry harder faggot

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lmao imagine being such a nigger who can't control his impulses that you would break people's legs rather than just not get stoned at work

Nobody is crying except you.

Too bad you're too stupid to figure out why.

>samefag posting to flex your neet cock on Yea Forums

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Not that guy but good on you man. Most stoners I've met got nothing going for them

It was thought to only have that effect in people with dopamine problems (ADD/ADHD), but it turns out studies show it works on everyone.
My point being that coffee indeed makes you high, just like adderall does, even if it also happens to make you have better cognition.
Drugs are tools, good cognition is simply the right combination of serotonin and dopamine in the right parts of your brain. If drugs help stimulate your brain in the right places, they can get you high AND make you better at work.

And besides, who care? All drugs should be legal because we're supposed to be free in this country. If heroin addicts want to kill themselves, they should have that right.

>unless you're both air traffic controllers or something that would overwise get someone killed
Not even op said that stonerbro came to work stoned, op just pulled that out his ass to tell his boss
Op isnt even a snitch, what he did is straight up deformation

And most stoners I've met are doing great. No better or worse than non-stoners.
>Anecdotes

Not op my retarded schizophrenic friend. And I bet $40 you only have $5 cause you spent it on weed and now have no money. Stfu you paranoid teenager

even if they don't have anything going for them, that elevates you above them how, exactly?
do you need to be reminded that you are just another dumb ape like the rest of us?
there is nothing special about you. there never was.

get over yourself.

Most people I've met in general have nothing going for them.

i can only imagine you giggled to yourself autistically while typing this drivel

Okay, but no one believes you.

Yes you fat fuck. But goddamn a burger sounds great right now. I'm making my own right now. Good day faggot

>have medical card
>buy cheap weed from good dealer
>get controlled by cops
>show medical card
>???
>profit

I'm probably at a healthier BMI than you, tubs.
6'1 181 lbs you?

>Proving once again the lazy stoner stereotype

This

>get this upset over a fucking plant

Major kek, kill yourself OP youre gay as shit

Only faggots who get proven wrong act like faggots. Faggot

Anti-weedtards need to losten up their assholes and try smoking a j before fucking their bitch. Shit is cash

Nah untriggered smoker fag here. I smoke on the weekends and some weekdays after work. I dont care if its accepted I enjoy it occasionally. I dont ever need it and frequently go days or weeks without it.

>Look at how much energy you're expending
>Proving once again the lazy stoner stereotype

Hmmm, could it be that you're a faggot?

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Die faggot

I've got add and haven't taken medication in a long time. Was working and had some strong coffee that made my day and my work better. Stopped after a while and it wouldn't work. I should probably get back on the medication but I worry it'll be a waste of money. My dopamine got super fucked when I was doing ecstasy

Shit I guess I should just do meth now

Damn ain't that the sad truth

Not austic but like a school girl. Faggot

Just drink a cup or two of coffee a day. Studies show it reduces the likelihood of stroke and alzheimer's with little to no side-effects.

lmao the dude didnt even socialize with op, he was eavesdropping someone elses convo because thats how much of an outcast he is

Unironically yes. There is no meaning in life so you might as well have fun and fuck around while you can.

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5'11 210. I need to remove more of my love handles. I've been chunky but never really fat in my life

Fuck that. It's all about popping Viagra and ecstasy

I quit that pot stuff but you are a faggot bitch ass low test snitch. A real man does his own shit, he doesn't cry to other people like some bitch made simp.

Just an fyi, anyone who threatens someone is a faggot who is larping to feel better and won't do shit.

Kek your such a faggot

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fucking this
Got a dude at my lab who comes in stoned every day, he's like 75% better than like everyone else at the job

hahaha /thread jesus follow my twitch

OP
you are a cumguZZler

Who actually supports this guy?

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Op is super fag

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I live with this in my mind

Wow you're a faggot. I bet that guy will get his revenge somehow. Hope you get jumped bitch.

This

Are you seriously that much of an retard you still report people for pot? Go waste ur time building model boats in mom's basement with wine in hand. If the dude wasn't bothering you why fuck with them? Ur nothing but a pussy and always will be lmao

You confuse stimulants with intoxicants, user. A man can perform on the weed, nobody can perform shitfaced.

Haha i bet all you're co-workers think you are little rat bitch

Weed isn't addictive, it's not. It's been scientifically proven. Sugar/nicotine/caffeine have been proven to be addicting. They enjoy the altered mood weed brings, it helps them through the day. The mood is what's addicting user. They enjoy being happy in their life cause they live a mediocre life. Not all of us get our rocks off to middle class bullshit like 2 kids, house, wife, and a dog. Most of us are fucked up and look for different escapes. Go eat ur addictive sweets, ur caffeine binge of coffee/soda, go smoke ur cig or drink ur alcohol and fuck off

they don't you're generalizing besides, op you fucking snitch.

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Based

I have a little story about a guy that snitched on a mutual friend of mine that was a drug dealer. He literally had to get stitches in his scalp, I told his crush what he did and he was instantly dropped, he had to get a new phone number due to the harrasment, I called him after he got exposed and he was crying. People planned beatdowns buy it didn't work bc all the security escorting him everywhere, and his sister got jumped just for fun. I still know the drug dealer to this day (who went to college bc it was scrubbed from his record).

the trap threads are over there, cock-swallower

Oh yeah and this other guy that snitched on his co-worker for being a dealer that got fired in a week and didn't even get
The dealer fired.

You're proud of being this much a nigger? Jesus. Why were people other than the dude he snitched on attacking him, let alone his sister? This is normal behavior to you? Yet you argue drug addicts AREN'T nigger savages?

And today, OP was the BIGGEST faggot.

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