They live above me, and have constantly been making noise since they moved in, stamping around the apartment constantly, kids screaming, vacuuming at 7am and much more. It wouldn't bother me if it was once in a while, but it's constant. Every day..
I sent in a complaint to my landlord but nothing much has happened since.
I want to know how i can mess with them, without it being obvious and/or them knowing its me. I considered super glueing their keyhole but i figured that would end in some kind of investigation (i dunno.)
Any ideas are welcome. They are seriously pissing me off.
They're curry niggers. I live in libtard sweden where everything is PC
Gavin Bennett
What this guy said, except vacuum ceiling at 2am.
Mason Anderson
If the have a dog use a dog whistle at odd hours of the day If they have a Chromecast or it built in try connecting to it and play porn on their tv too
Jack Perry
Then in that case, you're fucked. They don't respond to anything.
William Carter
That might work
Jose Johnson
Some of the most disgusting people on the planet
Christopher Bell
When do they sleep, make it impossible...
Henry Harris
Any of the other neighbors pissed off with the asshat behavior? Many hands make for light work....
Juan Wood
I guess that rules out the BIG bass speakers playing treacle-pop music at odd hours...
Aaron Gomez
Indians will not touch beef in any form (living, raw or cooked). You could always smear ground beef on their front door so that they could not enter their home. However in my country this would be considered a hate crime.
Nathaniel Perry
Raw ground beef smeared over their door (if hindu curry nigger). Substitute with pork if they're the mudslime type.
Andrew Bennett
Basically 70% of the people living in my apt complex are tech support curry niggers. I doubt i could get them to turn on eachother, since they enkoy having loud conversations in the stairwell. Yep. I considered that, or putting it through their mailbox. But since i live in sweden it probably is considered a hate crime and ill be jailed for 6000 years
Owen Allen
I've had multiple neighbor wars, I posted broom method on ceiling. The key is random intervals just enough to wake them then wait 20min. The goal is to ruin their sleep pattern so they're to tired to get up but don't actually manage to get back to sleep. Rapid banging for 30s at 30 minute intervals is perfect.
if they have a networked printer, most are remarkably easy to access, make it print in dark red letters with graphical "drips" from each letter "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT, MY HOUSE, GET OUT" or similar.
Isaiah Martinez
Fill pot with water, about 3/4 of it space. Then put some books on shelf and put pot on them. Pot should touch the ceiling. Put speakers on pot and play songs like Hitler gangnam style 10 hour. Neighbour should hear it loud and it will be quiet at your house
If you're looking for petty but easy, glue in the locks. It sucks major ass, cause you gotta change the entire socket.
Connor James
Oh fuck. You're fucked then. By even sending a complaint to your landlord you have been logged as non-tolerant of your non-native betters. You should supplement their welfare with your paycheck until they're more equal than you.
Download free frequency generator app for your phone. Plug into the amp on your sound system. Set to about 13.5kHz to 18kHz. Play throughout the night. You won't be able to hear it, the kids will and it'll drive them insane.
Julian Sanders
these two ideas together might actually be pure evil
do it op, for great justice
Thomas Ward
Neat idea. A locksmith could still remove it. Better coat it in epoxy before jamming it in.
Ryder Richardson
>That cute little nipple with a bar through it Perfect
