ITT: We post the funniest Yea Forums greentexts.
ITT: We post the funniest Yea Forums greentexts
Gavin Price
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
twitter.com
twitter.com
Brody Miller
fucking kek
Joshua Torres
Robert Morales
Jackson Cruz
Hudson Martin
Blake Smith
Luke Richardson
r/Yea Forums thread?
Xavier Stewart
Here are some of my favorites
Hudson Hall
Jose Hughes
Joseph James
Grayson Taylor
Xavier Gray
go back to your trap threads fag
Evan Bell
Bentley Powell
Elijah Lee
Jack Parker
Andrew Parker
kek
Jordan Sanchez
Ethan Ortiz
Benjamin Sanders
Jonathan Hill
fucking kek
Nathan Cox
wtf is this channel
Thomas Walker
1/?
Matthew Thomas
still no catfish man?
Benjamin Gray
2/?
Carson Fisher
Jacob Davis
3/?
Lincoln Perez
Evan Gray
Kayden Nguyen
4/4
Ryder Howard
Christian Bell
i only have 20/20 vision. can someone with eagle sight give me a quick rundown.
Chase Hill
Oh fuck me
Adrian Baker
open it with paint and zoom in you new fag
Evan Hill
Ian Torres
Requesting the chinman saga. Haven’t seen it in a while.
Nolan Stewart
fuck me
Jordan Mitchell
Asher Davis
Logan Smith
just increase the size and sharpen it newfag
Justin Foster
I didn't know phones came with the paint program.
Fuckin moron/10
Eli Ortiz
if your using Yea Forums on yr phone u probably have shit to do IRL so fuck off your not welcome here
Jeremiah Allen
catfishman is fucking savage man kek
Nicholas Allen
keked
Aaron Rodriguez
Aiden Sanders
John Cruz
Ryder Fisher
I do have stuff to do IRL.
But fuck that, I'm here now.
Except eating a cheesesteak today, on the account it's international cheesesteak day
Dylan Morales
Jackson Baker
Oliver Wilson
get da fuck of my board Normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adam Rodriguez
Robert Miller
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Zachary Perez
EAT A FUCKING CHEESESTEAK YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Oh great, can't post a picture of a fucking cheesesteak due to my "ip range has been blocked due to abuse"
>cries in normie
Liam Thompson
Fucking newfags
John Martinez
kek
Joshua Harris
>tight belt around neck surpresses normal blood supply to brain
>hitting one of the two most vital bodyparts, the head, straight on
>sensory overload of course happens because brain is on high alert from oxygen daze
>knockout happens
>somehow rape fantasy girl that doesn't exist is surprised
This is why you should always ensure your daughter recieves high quality education, because otherwise she will become a dumb cunt.
Jordan Evans
This is why you should always teach your daughter how to get properly raped.
Parker Anderson
you got it right
Parker Butler
Evan Hall
god bless this man
Brody Anderson
>ITT: We are Reddit
No.
Dylan Wood
what is this I don't even
Luis Kelly
>we should know less about ourselves than Reddit does
No.
contribute some rare ones or shut up.
Asher Young
Absolutely disgusting.
Jaxon Young
Ew.
Jordan Jenkins
Disgusting.
Nolan Cooper
Delete this is disgusting.
Noah Foster
Fucking nasty.
Sebastian Sanders
Delete this post, it's disgusting.
Lucas Thompson
Ew wtf.
Julian Nelson
Why would you post this, ew.
Adam Bennett
Sebastian Bennett
Fucking disgusting tbh user.
Adrian Powell
user please delete this.
Chase Green
This picture is an abomination.
Carson Bell
Ew Ew Ew.
Lincoln Cox
Nasty, user.
Henry Price
Why would you post this, user?
Alexander Carter
What is that, Ew.
Owen Cook
What the fuck, user.
Jaxon Anderson
Gross.
Jaxon Perez
Stinky!.
Joseph Hill
Weird.
Ryan Taylor
What the fuck.
Bentley Kelly
honestly made me queeze
Nicholas Cook
user, that's not funny, that's nasty.
Jace Taylor
I got more of that, newfriend.
Carter Allen
user that thread smells like shit.
Mason Lopez
fake
Alexander Ortiz
Jason Powell
Better then endless porn threads you fucking faggot
Jayden Powell
FIND THE NEWFAG
Easton Torres
Asher Wilson
>Find
Camden Cooper
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>FIND THE NEWFAG
Evan Bailey
why does he have a hammer near the oven, this is rediculous.
Camden Harris
>be user
>spam a thread
nice
Nolan Cook
What is it about this site that attracts these kinds of people?
Even though I've seen this before it still makes me want to puke.
Jason Butler
*as i fall into the sun
Christian Walker
You can put anything on this website. Most of it without consequence. As a result, when look for the strange and distorted, disgusting parts and gather them in a folder, you will have quite some content.
It is only logical that this website "attracts" those kinds of people, since they're a) welcome almost nowhere else, and b) even if only one in a million IPs posted gore, there would still be quite some gore posts piling up in the end.
Isaac Young
true
William Clark
Oh my goodness! his cum might be acid holy shit!
Sebastian Evans
Brandon Gomez
Juan James
What a disgusting fuck kek
Zachary King
>"haha see what I did there haha I put a meme and the whole story was just buildup"
consider suicide
Oliver Murphy
true af
Thomas Bailey
Jack Kelly
Xavier Wright
and more things user wishes had happened
Austin Green
But are they edible?
John Cox
I guess, but why the fuck would you?
Andrew Butler
Imagine getting high off of cumshrooms.
Jaxson Russell
Keep talking like that and you're gonna convince me to grow my own
Gabriel Diaz
You really think you could? Takes a lot of dedication to get into dick mushroom business.
Bentley Wright
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Levi Hernandez
that lamb, apparently
Blake Evans
Where's the one with the guy who took a load of Xanax, woke up three days later and found out he didn't do anything? I can't find that one anywhere
Lucas Perez
There was a story some manlet told a couple of weeks ago that I'd love to see again. He apparently got raped by a super-tall roommate in college for two months. I remember he said he was four feet tall because of some genetic defect.
Anybody screencap that one?
Brandon Jenkins
bumping for these
Isaac Taylor
Asher Howard
John Bennett
bump cuz just got here
Charles Cook
then contriboot, fag
Wyatt Lopez
Carter Smith
Gavin Clark
what a fucking faggot
Eli Richardson
Bump for cap.
Lucas Price
Jaxon Parker
God is dead and MLP fags killed him.
Nathan Wilson
What is this picture from?
Jaxson Russell
porn
Jose Bell
Degenerate.
Bentley Kelly
no vanilla
Gabriel Wilson
Someone give it to us
Cameron Ramirez
we will stay dry I fear
Aaron Rodriguez
Mason Scott
Chase Hall
When you're so fucked in the head you can't have a joke. How's isis and fucking goats going in your life?
Elijah Morris
Luis Flores
I don't cap my own stories, so here goes:
>Have laron's syndrome, basically resistant to growth hormone, and I stand at 4'8" on a good day
>Got accepted into college, didn't want to do the dorm life thing, got a roommate at a place just outside of town
>She was nearly two feet taller than me, heavyset, and awkward, going for that sweet, useless liberal arts degree
>Liked to drink a lot of cheap whiskey and hang around the house without pants, because it was Florida and always hot as hell
>She was also a weeb, really liked watching her anime in the living room on a laptop
>We got comfortable with each other and settled into routine
>One day, one of my classes got canceled, headed home early
>Walked in to find her schlicking to some bizarre hentai on the couch
>Not the first time it's happened, just kept quiet and slipped into the kitchen to start making food
>Got the crockpot set up before BigWeeb came through the kitchen, face flushed
>Chat with her, she's making a lot of innuendo, laughing at her own jokes
>Then she dropped the pretext
>"Hey, uh. user. Lemme see your dick."
>Laughed, though I probably shouldn't have, in hindsight
>She reaches for me
>I retreat, which only makes her pursue harder
>End up dragged into her bedroom, shucked of my clothes, and ridden like a stolen miniature horse
>Eventually, she stops riding my dick
>Grumbles, still breathing heavily, and switches positions
>I'm exhausted at this point, thinking it's over
>Nope.wmv
>She was just positioning her sticky puss over my face so she could ride that and nearly drown me in the process
>Swigs more whiskey while going at it, then eventually just lays over on top of me, farts, and passes out
This went on until I got my degree and left. Two years.
Bitches, man.
Ayden Ward
Michael Roberts
Chase Stewart
kek
Jordan Rodriguez
Any pics of her? What's the greatest time you guys had sex?
Brayden Cook
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Nolan Gonzalez
I want more with pictures!
Liam Collins
My sides lost it.
Brandon Foster
Not many. This was a little before the ubiquity of smartphones. I think I remember the first iphone getting unveiled a couple of years later. I was getting treated in a slightly less horrible but similar fashion by another woman at that point. She was a solid 6/10, would have been better with better hygiene and some weight loss.
>greatest time
I mean, you're asking about picking one out of an every-other-day event. There were a few times where she decided to try out trimming her thatch and wrapping herself in ribbon around Christmas-time. It was one of the few times she wasn't basically forcing herself on me, inviting me in instead. That was a day where she was legendarily hammered, though.
I guess she didn't like it enough to keep doing it, or never got that drunk again. Pity.
Levi Bennett
Do you think googles upscaling ai could make this something.
Lucas Hill
a long one, but still good
Parker Smith
pic related?
Juan Campbell
Bean boy, love it. I posted in that thread. Classic Yea Forums.
Aiden Ortiz
my sides hurt so much
Michael James
> homeowner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt
oh my
Ian James
Does anyone have any of the Zimmerpastas or "spaghetti falls out of pockets" ones?
Brayden Peterson
Dominic Jenkins
Andrew Smith
This one is probably the only green text I laughed at.
Adam Flores
great thread BTW
Jace Myers
Sebastian Moore
Some of us actually like original content and funny shit, not your fap threads and Andy Sixx bullshit. Fuck off faggot
Owen Hughes
>original content
...which by definition is the opposite of what this thread is.
Oliver Taylor
Nicely done, user. I was about to do just that.
Sebastian Peterson
You could get the second post, which I just realized I forgot to do because I'm retarded.
Brody Turner
I died
Ryder Smith
Eli Johnson
Bump