Waifu pastries thread
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>Only one claim per user
>No stealing.
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>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
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>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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>beautifull face
>beautifull eyes
>beautifull hair
>beautifull dress core
>beautifull hips
>beautifull ass
>well written character
Is there a more perfect waifu?
Can you imagine the smell?
hanako...
You have superior taste.
>I am becoming stronger
Don’t mind if I...
Drop a water bottle here.
I was about to say, I just now managed to throw yet another glass of water all over myself. I am actually too incompetent to drink water.
I really mind if you do though.
>throw a glass of water
You mean like... you poured it over your head or something?
Over my stuff and torso, and that happened twice today. Not intentionally, I was trying to drink it.
Hello there.
How's it hangin' today?
Puffy nut hair girl. It's hanging pretty low there's so much to do, so much to see, but I don't have motivation.
Ah, that...doesn't sound the greatest.
I hope that changes soon, user.
Ever try a straw?
I’m laying down but things are fine
Did she ever get the milkshake
Sounds quite comfy.
Also, what? I'm not quite sure what you mean.
You some image of her saying she wanted a milkshake once, and did she ever get it?
>well written character
user, its not hard to write a character thats a mindless soldier
I think you mean a different Yukari poster, but here's your answer.
Yeah me too, I don't want to go back yet.
Hey I'm not a baby, I got this alright. And I don't want to have to clean a metal straw or throw away dozens of unneeded plastic straws.
Looks like a daiquiri if I’m quite honest
I said a straw, not a sippy cup
Use a reusable water bottle, ez
So Yokozuna Hakuho went undefeated this basho. Intredasting stuff. Unfortunate for Tochinoshin who will likely be demoted to Sekiwake from Ozeki. Congratulations to Takakeisho tho, he will likely be promoted to Ozeki.
I'm not that skilled with water bottles either unfortunately.
Forgot x2, fack.
Oh well, I can always watch recordings.
Bam, there's your answer. :^)
You quite literally put the piece in your mouth and squeeze. Do you have Parkinson’s?
What a shame. She’ll sit in that tank waiting forever
Welcome.
I'm sure the milkshake will come soon.
Hello there. How're you?
No I don't know my mind just sometimes goes blank or wanders to other things and I forget that water falls down if it can.
Since it's just water I don't learn from it either and just take the hit most of the time.
cute
claiming raph
Hiya, Cute. How's you?
i want to die how bout you
Sounds like great fun. I'm pretty ok, just playin' some games n shit.
Nah, but did anything happen? Or is it just one of those days?
What milkshake would Yukari like anyways?
If ignore makes you feel any better, I thought another good way to open a can of soda was the stab the top part where the opening usually is
Maybe it would’ve worked better if there wasn’t so much pressure
Once you discover that real waifus are more interesting than fictional ones,
you can't look away
yes.
its always one of those days
Sorry to hear that. I hope it eventually changes to where you don't want to die~
So, whatcha up to?
regu is mine
That child's name? Tony Stark.
Dehumanizing
Dehumanizing
Dehumanizing
Dehumanizing
Dehumanizing
Dehumanizing
Dehumanizing
I got dehumanized again
mfw I human child was dehumanizing near me
D E H U M A N I Z E D
?
idfkanymore
I don't even know that I'm going to die someday because I don't lnow that I am alive my parents are planning on having me scream in an array, I'm not my real mom
uhhh need help? ... ?
Nah, I think I'll be fine figuring it out. However, the other person might need it.
oh well i don't care honestly just curious :)
That's just how it be sometimes.
better ded than hurting right? :)
I'm too ugly to die
now exactly how does that work
/DZXkpjU
Or you can come to a waifu sharing discord and do this kinda shit all day long!
Not really. She looks clean.
that doesn't make any sense now does it? :)
cute! (:
You too!
I'm an optimistic pessimist
YOU complementing ME?!
why yes thank you! (:
since when (:
Heyo. Haven't seen you around in a while.
How's it goin'?
btw, I was Minami #2.
Are you Cirno or are you a cat?
That's because I wasn't around in a while.
Is Minami the girl with the long hair?
Hey it's Tape woo
As in "My life is horrible but I could definetly make it better if I just did, but I won't", or what?
>was
Nope, it's this one.
shutitearthchan
that doesn'T MAKE SENSE
both (:
jkjk however
i am me and only me :)
this one is retarded i think better ignore (:
But Minami this is sad I'm gonna order an alexa.
YOU'RE BUYING ANOTHER?
D A M N .
Hello, you drew this picture, right?
Oh, I recognize her now!
But I don't know which one was number 1 and 2
>pets
...
Oh no that was Cirno, my mistake
>mindless soldier
Clearly never even cleared the tutorial. Faggot kys
Alexa, buy an alexa on amazon pls. We need a whole choir for this one.
Yes. It's nice to see you still have it, for whatever reason.
Yameru what is going on here
The one that's here longer is #1, duh :^)
(Aka, Koasted.)
So yeh, I switched. Yay.
are you retarded
cold ):
turn up the heat earth person go go go! (:
BUYING 20 ALEXAS AND VIA EBAY, EXPECT BY 2020
PRICE: 2000
Not fun fact: someone kills themselves about every 40 seconds
That means that in every 40 seconds there is a 1 in 7 billion chance that you might accidentally commit suicide
Isn't that just called laziness?
Don't worry, humans are already on it.
Perfect, see you all next year. Thanks Alexa #1.
Yeah but, being optimistic about your possibilities but pessimistic about your potential to realize them.
I like it! :)
Oh no, I got so confused...
To a tank girl? I think she is one.
Gotta go, sorry!
It's like finding a lost remote I guess.
>Oh I can watch all these shows and do some much.
>Wait where's the remote
>Fuck
YOU'RE NOT ONLY WELCOME, BUT NOW IN FINANCIAL DEBT.
HAVE FUN, EARTH-CHAN.
You're still here?
Oh shit. Holy shit.
I kinda remember you, definitely.
Yeah, I came back after all the spam left.
"It's my job."
Unbelievable. Goodbye Tape, hopefully see you more often!
Good analogy
>I bet someone else is sitting on the remote, that's why I can't find it. Damn them.
Hey, a financially driven plot is better than no plot at all. I'm just gonna have to find something I'm actually good at.
You're still here?
Yap, Yukari Akiyama of GUP.
Hiya, Smugs. How're you?
good afternoon thread
Welcome back, cute. How's you?
talk to your friend
later cutepris
afternoon cute
Good evening!
>Putting your hand on the numpad
This is why planets don't use computers
ya'll on some dummy shit sucy is the best waifu
Gonna need some proof there.
Heya Sucy. How's it going?
You got a weird keyboard
i liek akko
I think you just like brain damaged girls.
orbiter-chan
ORBITER CHAD
guys I think I saved the low-rez version of this pic
just fine, procrastinating
how are ya?
how are you, friend?
howdy cute user
enjoying this day
it is nice to talk to you again
Where is my mom
Black Sabbath - The DEHUMANIZER
I do that all the time. It's great.
I'm good, just playing Street Fighter III.
mom
Tired and lazy. I wanted to do things but since I spent so much on studying I just lacked the motivation and spent the afternoon listening to music and looking at irrelevant garbage on the net.
cute
no u, cute-user
long time no see
doing anything interesting today?
i dont like it, but i dont really feel like doing useful stuff
single or multiplayer?
and nice pic
i wish i could spend more time studying
i used to do some 6+ hours a day, now i just waste all my time on games and less relevant stuff on internet
Holy fuck, Seras, now that is a surprise
oh, boo. ::::::^)
Multiplayer, the true way to play SFIII is to have your ass beat 24/7.
Thanks.
Hello there, cuet.
no u
how have you been?
i was moving my stuff back from family's house to mine, other than that just relaxing
you are interesting so talking to you counts, right?
good thing im so bad at fighting games that ill never try mp :v
did you finish that?
and maybe :3
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Uh well, bad on schedule with uny stuff, especially my thesis and the semester project, I'm really looking forward to fully entering the workforce lol
you?
Hello there, General akiyama
Eh, I gotcha. But for me, learning via getting the shit beaten out of me is what makes it fun.
Technically not general, but at least you knew the character.
How're you this afternoon?
Goodnight, love you fools. Have a great thread!
i did and it counts then!
what are you up to?
i had to move to family's home to spend more time with them since the spam began, everything went well
i came back yesterday
night cute
Take care, nerd. Don't die.
I see. I'm guessing you're the new seras?
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Hello Yukari. Semi bored and trying to draw straight lines cause im not straight myself
MAYU IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
Later
bumpin'.
Sounds like a personal problem, tbh.
Whatcha drawin', though?
eh, its not my type of game
do you play any fps?
nightey mate
:v
playing some tf2 casual
missed ya smugs
hows it been?
Ha while I did recognize her I didn't know the name, I took it from your filename tbh. Also it's late evening for me in central Europe here. I'm a lot behind on my thesis schedule soI've been procrastinating around that half the day mostly.
Oh, I hope you've enjoyed your stay there. Didn't see any spam, I checked for the thread once the past couple months and it wasn't there
having fun this time?
i did
it started in the beginning of the year and stopped weeks ago
Mario Strikers Daisy always makes me happy
Not normally, no. I do play the Halo Fangame El Dewrito every so often, though.
And I need to get back to TF2.
Ah, pshhhh.
Oh, I'm in Burgerlandia, so it's only 4:32 PM here.
NATURALLIGHTREEEEEEE
Procrastination, just the greatest, huh?
You're new here unless I'm missing something
Fundamentals
It's been busy. Hate how work doesn't pay for overtime and would rather have me have a 2 hour lunch break
yeah, its better now that im actually playing
hmm =/
how many hours do you have on tf2?
=/
any good news?
this is all you're missing. :^)
262 Hours.
You?
Oh my, oh my, what's all this then?
continue having fun cute
Top one meant to go to
a cute just appearing here
Buff the phlog again
Perfect!
Point me in their direction!
it's the one i am talking with now
how goes it?
>gasp
Surely not!
It goes very well thank you! Can't complain at all, life is good.
Yourself?
997
going for 1000 today
howdy
make the degreaser great again
^-^
I've only gotten 1000+ On 2 games, Garry's Mod and Gran Turismo 6.
>pat with card
>change due
>mfw
Guess my opinion doesn’t matter since I quit lol
Pay*
i know you are
me too, i just came back from family
only one i do already is LoL
only got 2 hours on gmod :v
tf2 isnt really a game that changes much anyway
>tfw lost all items in scam
It gets an update every three blood moons
Hello there, underappreciated vocaloid.
How goes it?
How are you so sure?
Good good! I see mine at the weekend too.
i have that feeling
what are you up to?
Goodnight everyone.
Goodnight old friend
:3
oof
i think its been over 500 days since the last major update
going just well enough
what you doing today?
nightey
night cute
it has been a while cute
still cute as always
Well I'm making money?
You're never here
What?
I wouldn’t know. PC’s been dead for a while. At least ster might be doing videos on TF2 again who knows
I'm Minami #2, or Bread.
Fucking heretics
same with you
ok
Hmmm..
Not much, just listening to music right now! You?
Music as always as well as editing some videos. You?
i say the same
still better than me
ster?
tf2 and dying to random crits
Oh no, we've talked before, it's me aswell,
Huh was it something special
It's not heresy if they have the same name
Oh no, I hope you have your blackout curtains deployed or safely retreated to the basement
Oh yes, I got pretty good at it
You at least know Jerma?
That’s a cute pic.
relaxing for today, it's a nice weekend
any plans later?
i understand, still a cute
the spam? it was different from the usual
I've never played LoL ever, but I've thought of it.
How good is it, Video Game Dunkey?
I've got the Curtains closed, boys.
We're good.
nope
not really
it used to be good, till around 2017, but its complete shit now
>
Well then
My god you need to look those two jokers up. Here’s a vid with them and banter.
youtu.be
absolute fucking degenerates
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
gonna watch it while on rancho relaxo
f*ing lucksman
So, don't play it? gotcha.
So, whatcha up to, smugs?
You're not wrong in the slightest.
or do if you like cancer games
Well I mean
I do play Bubsy 3D on the daily
So it'll be fine
wanna share pics and vids of your very first girlfriends u still own? like nsfw ^^ via kik? Kik: Cummer98
Bump
yay image limit
...
>mayu claimer
you can try
its not too bad when you dont get against the more annoying champs