Dick rate thread
Dick rate thread
R8
Damn that's a huge cock. Would try and take it. More?
More pls
Each dick in these rate threads should always come with a corresponding ass
R8
9/10
7/10 but zero issue pleasuring a woman
Nice head, but not enough for a full rate
6.75/10, not bad, definitely not worse than this
6/10, fine equipment that needs cleaning up and a better cameraman
R8 pls
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R8
This is a way older one, but I still like the angle
7.5/10, good equipment, could pleasure people fine, but not pornstar grade due to thickness + balls. The archetype of the person who’d enjoy it most is a gay man who’s getting into deep throating and wants something more challenging than the usual 5” dick.
6/10 could probably be better if the angle was better and it didn’t look like you lacked a head. You want to go for stature and something that looks respectable, not just a show of length. Give yourself a trim and it’s at least go up 1-1.5 pt.
7/10: cleaned up, meaty, could look even better with your head exposed.
Downside: if that’s you’re fully hard, then you’ll go in to a dude’s or chick’s ass at a bad angle and cause friction where they might not like it. If you’re not, then you should be rocking a fully extended dick in a rate thread.
33/M/IL
6.5/10, neither gender would be disappointed and you’d make both happy
6/10, R8
Thats not a dick. Are ypu the guy who shows his dick in an ass rate thread?
let me know if you want to see more
And my cock would happily fuck and fill either gender's holes.
Oh my god please shave
Rate my dick catapulting a quarter
6/10. I was close to rating 5 because of the slightly unappealing size (it’s thickness to length ratio isn’t ideal) but it’s well formed and it’s sufficiently lengthy
Needs to not be blurry, not mega-bright, and not deceivingly zoomed in
Slightly better shot imho
Harsh honest rating, I’ll take the 6/10, thanks
extra point in my book for all the uncuts
7/10 good form, good color, good shape. You could definitely pleasure an ass with this, and if you’re good, a pussy.
5/10 because your dick is being used as a toy and diversion, literally something to laugh at. You don’t need to stoop so low.
That’s a better shot, tho standing up is always a weird way to pose for a dick pic. But it’s definitely a more generous shot, maybe 6.25 to 6.5/10.
handbreeder's back. I thought you left for a couple of days, you know, take a break from all the dickposting
5/10. Fine shape, but you’re really putting in effort to give it extra length or you’re putting pressure on to keep you hard. It really doesn’t make the cut in terms of rating >5 just because of its length. But it would be a fine dick for both men and women to suck, will be pleasureful for men and women who don’t like huge things in their ass, and could be fine for women’s pussy, but lots of women really want “more” and not bottoming out too early
8/10, this dick is thick, long, meaty, and has good shape and color. It’s borderline, if not slightly beyond, professional level
rate?
Thanks
Good, bad ?
6/10 Aside from the unappealing body (it’s not terrible but it could be better), your dick has the unsatisfying characteristic like my own dick. It looks fragile and bony and would break. It’s the kind of dick that would pleasure but not impress most people if you sent a pic, even tho it has decent size, is well maintained, and etc.
5.5/10; the color isn’t perfect and it looks almost synthetic. But it’s not a bad dick.
6.5/10, it’s not too bad, but the head of your cock looks swollen and uneven and shifts toward the shaft into an unmistakeable pink color that isn’t super aesthetically pleasing. If you’re not looking at it too long—and that’s not to say it’s ugly—it seems like it would operate as a perfectly fine piece of equipment
Thanks for the honesty
As a side note to all of these rating things, my scale is something like:
0 is grotesque and would never want the world to see
5 is OK, functional, but lacking a great deal of appeal. Most dicks are probably around here, with a distribution skewed slightly below this
10 is A-grade enviable perfection