Ylyl

ylyl

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Bump

Ray Pist.

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Milhouse is not a meme.

But Ray Pist is a meme, and Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.

Fine. Ray Pist isn't funny. Happy?

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Lost

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lost

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adorable

Those hot dogs on his shirt.
Heh...

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Ray pist doesnt exist

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Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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This thread is as funny as an ANTIFA fund raiser.

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24) Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind.” Basically, it’s made up of two separate words, mank and ind. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
23) If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
22) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
21) For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
20) If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.
19) Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
18) Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?

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11) Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
10) If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
9) I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
8) To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
7) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
6) One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
5) If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting!
4) It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
3) If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
2) If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
1) If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”

Lost

Lost.

I couldn't figure out what that was for a while. I now realize it's an onion that's been cut in half(presumably)

That's cool.
We figured out a long time ago what you are, you fucking faggot.

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room.

As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?" I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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my anaconda wants those buns, hon

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Meds

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

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Reminds me of that kid who egged the Aussie politician and then when fighting off the police said something like, "Well, here comes the bacon to go with the eggs."

I know, gay. But still made me laugh when I saw it on the news and that audio slipped in.

It's onion pepe you fucking mongoloid

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Shut up, nigger

lost.
also my cat: "you should shit in the sink, that's what I do."

not unforseen at all, it is exactly what the song is saying: if there are buns the anaconda comes.

Dont you dare say that to me again or I swear to god I'll suck your dick.

NO U R THE MONGOLOID

That's what my retarded cat does, too. He drinks from the faucet, then when I turn it off he just sits in there. Weirdo.

yup

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Gay piss off

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What does the inside of a taun-taun feel like?
Luke warm.

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lol
you got me with that one...
I forgot about Burt.
The gif loses his inflection of voice -- but still.

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Ha. Haven't seen that one before.
I don't remember Bort from my childhood.
Pez-pilled Bert.

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Kek. I loved those as a kid. Maybe Thats why I am such a methhead now ;^)

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Says someone who likely has no martial arts experience. Keep paying your taxes and being subservient to your government, you aren't capable of protecting yourself like I am.

Kek. Nice story

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Edgelord sniped

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>just for kids
heh

I had a big box of those dispensers that I was collecting and probably had hundreds of different characters. Finally when I moved, just gave them to a friend. I'd always joke at concerts giving out free Pez to friends, "Maybe you might get the Lucky One." They'd freak out, thinking that some would be laced but I wasn't so generous.

I don't. Never been in a real fight. But I figured that whoever was at the editing bay just left that little bit of audio in as a joke. I'd like to learn judo, though I'm probably too old at this point.

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I know. I know. I do love how that guy fought back. I figure if the kids within arm-shot, why not? Who cares if you've got 40-plus years on him?

Bruce Lee? I knew you were still alive!

The arm on that guy to the right... wow.

Who’s Pepe? The skunk from looney tunes?

> I wasn't so generous.

Kek

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I don't get it...

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I don't get it

something tells me you did, all right

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Nah I'm fucking horrified.
amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/dp/B00580KX2W?ref_=bl_dp_s_web_8065970011#customerReviews

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display of power...?

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clever.
too bad this isn't a you "Oh" you lose thread...

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I think the name alone should sprout terror. Something about Joyfay sounds wrong.
Those reviews, though:
>It appears to be some sort of bipedal giraffe bear hybrid.

Oh jack handy

/SoS/ - Sons of Saturn General
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>What is the #comfy channel about?
This is the place you can talk and be chill about whatever you want and escape the cancer of #general.

We're working to improve and make S.O.S. better!:)

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I know... but nobody was posting.

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>one of my favorites from being a kid -- forgot to include these:

17) If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
16) To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me a hand?,” you can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.”
15) I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, “I helped skin Bob.”
14) It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
13) If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
12) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Don't cross the streams

Man I'm high af and you're freaking me out with that shit.
Find the correct thread please.

You’re a methhead because you have no self control m8. I take speed all the time, albeit less potent than meth, and I regularly go on 3 or 4 vacations from it.

*3 or 4 day
Btw, what’s the longest you’ve ever stayed up on it?

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6 inches.
You?

Would fuck.

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I'm not high as fuck and I concur with you. I'm trying to get drunk as fuck, though, while still trying to maintain. But even as so, I can tell that shit is just silly nonsense.

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dang.
that's deep.
and dark...

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Fucking kek.

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Fuck you

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fake tale outbound
>be you
>71 at the time
>alpha chad who gets laid all the time
>pathological love of men since middle school, when you body chastity some dick
>have an older brother, 61 at this time
>your brother is girl sane, never wants to date anyone
>announces that he's "hearing no one"
>mother and you stop discussing plans on how to revive the legitimate child
>many days before, leads the gal away
>short, muscular senior with blonde hair and perfect vision
>invisibly confident
>your mother and you stand up and tell her that she's "exited the courtroom"
>don't discuss for many hours
>they go in
>mom tells you "it's going to last"
>bro leaves home
>announces it was "boring"
>around a week before, your brother tells you that his gf will start dating a preschool boy
>he's worried that she secretly wants this preschool boy front
>about a week before, don't hear a conversation between your brother and your father
>"We're a thing eventually"
>tryingnottoholdbackcrying.png
>dont tell my mother this
>cries controllably
>yfw your mom misunderstood roughly how her son's last disassociation would come up

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Oh no

if dubs god exists

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I'm sick and fucking tired of these arrogant things just spawning wherever they want, dropping spores and impregnating our women

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Oops.

WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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Also searching for part no. 710 for my car.

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max zooboos

nice

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Kek
Wont be long until we post pictures of the UK in rekt threads.

Ha, got me

>help me am scared, muh safespace

>silly nonsense

Fucking kikes, you are making me want to dump my JIDF folders

thanks Yea Forumsro I'm too high to read more than what gets me to that certain freaked out level.

OI, I'm sick and tired of these Pakis and Indians, coming over here, inventing us a national cuisine.

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>a problem solving itself
BASED

OI, listen mate, I'm sick and tired of these Poles, coming over here, doing the jobs that we don't want to do, at a lower wage.

>muh safespace
nah muh chill place.
ylyl is suppose to be funny.
Jews doing Nazi shit freaks me out and is only dark irony funny.

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>knives on salad
>filename
LOL OMG xD xD xD!!!
summer is coming fast

OI, bollocks mate. Listen. I AM SICK AND TIRED, of these Saxons, coming over here, building one of the biggest empires of all time.

I JUST realized that the EU is punishing the UK for being racist and voting that way during the referendum.
It's funny but I hope it doesn't end in bloodshed.

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Hey, mate, listen. I'm sick and tired, of these amphibians, coming over here, evolving to become the species that will eventually rule the world.

Ol, I haven't had such tasty curry since I was in Wolverhampton and I'm a gol dern red blooded American,

Why the sad face Afleck? You clearly have been given more delicious cocktail weiners by the chef than poor Thom.

How come you never see black kids going on a shooting rampage?

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The id10t joke never gets old with the people I work with at the local museum. They're old and don't understand computer errors.
Yeah.

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Would have been very funny if he answered something like "never message me again"

Ok I get it fam

How was their decision racist?

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F

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I thought of that cunt as soon as I saw that

lost

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Why are they just not shooting him? Does human life really matter?

Kek

The fuck?

britfag cops are gunless cucks

>human life

>just not shooting him
oi mate, you got a permit for shooting?

Because black kids have bigger problems. If a black kid gets bullied, they know that it's a part of life and accept it. White kids are taught by their parents that they are angels and nothing could ever hurt them. So they think everyone who bullies them deserves to die. Also black kids aren't taught by their parents to be "special". White parents tell their kids they're special, and their kids believe and when lifs hits them in the face, and they realize how inconsequential they are, they decide to get famous by killing their classmates

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Kek

It's almost like there's a way to solve these problems without killing people

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>Because black kids have Nigger problems
Xd

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not really shoot the fucker and get it over with

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That's not cool anymore, we've moved passed this culture

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DONT OPEN THIS FILE

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Okay. I'm leaving.

I know where this is going and I don't like it.

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slavs

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Why?

paki is a racist slur for pakistanis over there.
it didn't use to be racist but the UK MADE it racist in how they used it.
The are also quite racist against polish people and many other groups.
I'm american and I know this from personal visits and media.
UK use to be such a multicultural country but I guess they didn't train their law enforcement correctly so crime got easy to commit and out of hand quickly which usually ends up with people blaming people they don't know well (different culture/skincolor) for all the problems.
The UK government is really to blame and it's the guy who called for the referendum in the first place's fault.
He intentionally or not was the Loki of the entire situation and they have to be VERY carful on how they procede.

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Just turned 45. Fine. Here you go, have a cat pic, then, kiddo.

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пpивeт Ивaн!

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ive always wondered about the context of this pic... like wtf were they doing because they both look absolutely miserable

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Yup, welcome to our land currently. The British live it when it all goes a bit wrong... But not this time. Conservatives are breaking down in pubs over how stupid they look... Good time to be alive.

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honestly this is a good time if i had food like that i'd certainly feel better

Why's this woman sucking on a log of shit?

Jesus. Someone teach her how to give a blowjob.

thank you, mr skeltal

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I don't care what anyone says,
I LOVE RADIOHEAD!!

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Is Tory an insult?

idk kyrgy sorry...
But I'm white and I can see much of what white countries are doing now is racist.
I consider myself a republican in the US and the BEST thing to happen in foreign relations since the breakout of ww1 was Trump signaling to take troops out of syria.
imho.

in UK that's a political party, in US maybe

As in, not sucking a nigger's shitstick?

Lol. She's clearly loving it. Why do you give a fuck?

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>fake tale outbound
Already lost

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u mad whiteboi

Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

Pascal is no where to be seen.

Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He’s sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.

Einstein says “ I've found Pascal."

>When the boss says you can leave early

God, this made me want to wretch but I laughed anyway and I've seen it so many times but this time, the impulse to throw up was strong.

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Some people like the taste of shit, I guess. Explains rimming.

1. Because he's a nigger.
2. He's a criminal.
3. Fighting cops.

I was warned...

There, there.. that'll do donkey

I can dig it

I have had The Giving Tree since I was a young child. You flip the book over and see this image across the whole back of the book.

Americans can't into metric system.

you ever see the rest of the skit?

I've never gagged harder at something on Yea Forums until now.

What the fuck.

Ruining the world.

Ikr, I'm a capable gentleman, but when it comes to metric, I get total downs.

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It was bound to turnip sooner or later.

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Hey granddad, I knew you would take my suggestion and come here! Welcome! Tell Grandma i love her, oh wait, you can't, she dead

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No.
Now, I've gotta find it.
Cripes.

That one's a classic!

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Thomas Kinkaid? The painter of light?
Oh wait... Kinkade.

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Bard's Tale?

Hey, someone's gotta pull those things up.
When I plant turnips I use your grandma's panty hose to water them. She doesn't need them anymore. Besides, I'm done with 'em.

what?

>Expose him immediately!

Collar bomb.

loooost

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Yeah, utilizing 12 cops to subdue 1 guy with a knife is a great use of resources.

lol that's what our neighbor said about mom

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When woman smells those mushrooms (or some similar species dunno) it can trigger instant orgasm.

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Is she kill?

k?

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Meet Thom Yorke itll change your mind.

heheheheh
>you gonna get it eventually

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Go on...

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so true

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Both of those would be correct. If you're not a complete asshat, you can understand the difference between nationality and heritage.

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>some photographs of Israeli military working on computer screen
>of course it has to be propaganda squadron
>clearly not just some logistics or intelligence guys

If this is real, that woman is a troll god.

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keked

lost

Doubt it, but you never really get follow up reports. I don't think that was even real. But then again, people can be that stupid. I've met some chicks who were that dumb when it came to cooking. Sad to say.

Maximum kek overdrive

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Underage newfag who has never cooked a meal in his life

That bear in the background! I've seen that before!

Why would anyone put a picture of his truck on a fucking dating app what a fag

heh... perfect timing

Germany has only 61 million people tho, and that's with roaches

"Which one here is not the other?"

lol what a joke

Umbrella corp

Middle cat looks Chinese

Is this that guy from morrowind? I didn't know he was real???

Behold its you, the hero of kvatsh

I need subtitulos

>wat

>Miraculously, the landlord was just happy I replaced the thing a fixed the drywall
unironically sounds like a good tenant

Two Elder Scrolls comments next to each other.
My kinda people in here.

Next level shitpostry. I salute you, sir.

He gets laid by a qt pi
Praise nazi Chad Jesus. Heil king of Yea Forums
Not you faggot, the guy in the picture

His head done blowed off.

yeah, no, thanks

could they have at least killed it first? scum.

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that's some reddit tier shit

...

That is the cringeiest one I've seen yet, well played fellow gangweeder

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Ann Franke was hot!

yes

lost

lmao imagine pulling this off

i would laugh as fuck and im not even vegan myself

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gotta love the oblivion ost playing in the background

> Doesn't get the memo.

Newfag.

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ironically wearing the curry cup, no less

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people in the uk are such fags

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lol... I remember busting a window out of a Victorian rental in a drunken rage and felt so bad about it the next day I had replaced a bunch of stuff. The landlord was so impressed that he decreased the rent for us. Nobody had ever bothered to fix a damned thing in any of his properties. That went a long way for me and a recommendation for my next place.

I've missed you..

Killer Queen has already touched that man!

Goddamn, hahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=LofScCiJT4c
Nice (((try)))

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