Yea Forums how do you like to eat pussy? shit sucks

Yea Forums how do you like to eat pussy? shit sucks

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With a fork.

Maybe you should try dick then faggot

Haha

it tastes good wtf, Are you sticking your fucking tongue inside the hole or you licking clit?

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I haven't had sex in two years. I would rip out your throat with my teeth to get one smell of that cunt.
I love to 69. Eating pussy is even when you're getting a blowjob t the same time.

>it tastes good

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If it doesn't then tell your woman to scrub that nasty shit. Probably just smells like the nigger she had while you were at work.

calm down there bud

2 years.

dawg use the internet

Doesn't taste like fucking anything! I hate fags like you "oooh duuude it was like gods asshole dancing on my tongue bro" You're probably as pure as they come.

I'm pretty sure...
Yes I'm certain that I'm using the internet right now.

If you're tasting shit you're eating the wrong hole.

help me out Yea Forums
everyone on tindr wants to be eaten out

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For realz? I may wanna try then.

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i haven't slept in few days and legit thought this was a sandwich. eating pussy is beta as shit tho

work to live, live to eat pussy

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>>Yea Forums how do you like to eat pussy? shit sucks

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why the fuck you posting homestuck

I've always heard it just tastes like a penny

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So what's the problem?

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pussy bad

You gay.

yeah but girls nice

Den eet pussy

is life really this simple?

Hahhaa virgin fagget

No. Bitches are dumb. You gotta eat the pussy to keep em happy. But they won't let you eat the pussy unless you got money. Life never simple.

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When I was in High School, my buddy that was graduating college told me this piece of advice.

Eat a girl out first, even if you dont fuck'em
A woman can never get upset with you if they came first
the next date you have with them, they will do the most since they know youre willing to give as well as receive.
so hold your breath and play with that clit, it goes a long way