Cont ITT: Poorly describe video games. Anons guess

Gta 3

>You be a black guy who has a dog
>You be a middle aged former bank robber
>You be a psychopath who has a pilot best friend and a juggalo best friend

You’re the final boss and you kill yourself with a third version of yourself only for some coin collector or something to prevent you from becoming an hero at the last second

nope

>be soldier
>corporate dicksuckers want to industrialize your home and profit from it
>or, terrorists want to jeopardize the wellbeing of your home and profit from it
>have jetpack, cool ass robot, and roid-induced parkour skills
>fight other soliders also equipped with said tools
>die in the end because some faggot set off a fuel reactor

gta 5
fucking chop

Earthworm Jim

>be the best street racer
>fucker messes with your ride to steal it from you
>for some reason now you have to race everybody in town to get him to race you and get your car back

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>Pay a parking ticket
>Go grocery shopping
>Go to the library
>Go to the bank
>Go to the mall a couple times
>Shoot yourself in the fucking head
>Literal fucking zombie apocalypse

>find robot
>hit crate
>pew pew ayys

Too easy, most wanted.

Suddenly dragon

Nfs most wanted

>go to war
>kill homeless guy
>go into coma
>get blown up

>Go on a neo-noir jazz fuelled N I G H T W A L K after crashing into developed Africa trying to figure out where the homies went

Florida Phone Adventures

Titanfall (2)

>try to go in
>goes out

>be a girl
>a mechanical future girl
>kill machines

Nier

>be homeless man
>the world sucks
>start fall apart around you
>Mexican army is secretly embedded in America as gardeners.

Postal 2

ding ding ding

I was playing it today

just the first one but yeah

Portal

>hat simulator
>you're originally hired to fight in a war over gravel

tf2

>be some dude minding your own business building a ship
>weird ship crashes in backyard, go check it out
>find some robot born yesterday
>has exact part needed to finish ship
>bitches and moans and then end up going out to save the Galaxy

>leave a metal cave
>find a special circuit board
>come back to metal cave
>leave again
>kill big fucked up looking leader dude
>come back to cave
>exiled

Fallout yeh?

Is this fucking Tony Hawk's American Wasteland? Jesus Christ that game is dope, especially the soundtrack.

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Ratchet and Clank

someone else who respects this god tier game

yes sir

>I have malaria and guns

FC2

>that's a pretty good song
>*googles the song + the word "chart"*

>have wings
>can't fly
>Only direction to go is up

Got it!
>Zombies but also a lot of weeb trash

Lollipop Chainsaw is what immediately comes to mind tbh but i dont feel like thats it

and i got quads too

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Kid Icarus. Bomb ass game, should check out Uprising if you haven’t.

>punch a nigga's soul with your own soul

DDDA?

>be a squirrel
>hungover
>context clues
>epic adventure

>soldier
>did missions
>box
>dad dies in front of him

Close, Dead Rising 4

Conker's Bad Fur Day, son.

>Parasitic alien
>Time Travel
>Robots
>Techs

>be kid
>parents killed
>grows up and hunts killers
>takes gun instead of money

>Falsely accused for graffiti and pollution
>lose your girl
>stuck doing community service.

>be a dude
>Get sent to prison
>Get beat up
>Go about in the prison and destroy it eventually

Timesplitters

>be farmer
>20min later empire

>convict
>make murder for film
>kill fat fuck

Manhunt

Breath of fire

>be kid
>bandits
>sister tells you to gtfo
>see your dad die
>black dude takes you in
>become either the world's biggest psychopath or a demi-god

>click rocks
>watch numbers get bigger

>daughter is killed
>world goes to shitter
>guy smuggles girl
>gets attached
>trek across US

>Be a wizard fighting for god
>lose a level
>that's not what really happened, let me start again

Last of us

Nope. Older.

>receive messages on answering machine
>wear animalmask
>taking care of a pest infestation

Florida Phone Adventures was already posted, bubby . See

> open map
> horse riding

Hotline miami 1

>cousin
>bowling

>Be enslaved
>Work or die
>Become food if die.
>chant shit blow slaver brains out.
>Save everyone
>also portals.

Sacrifice

GTA 4

>have autism
>crash on planet
>destroy local wildlife and ecology

>Wake up without memory
>Fat bastard sends you doing missions
>everything filled with mutants, bandits and places that will kill you

>You run around collecting butterflies and yelling at stuff

Skyrim

>die
>die again

>Weird Gnomes make you their master
>you continue to fuck everything up for everyone
>the later games were shit

>5 people play against eachother while trying to destroy the enemy team's crystal thing.

bad game

>the goal is to figure out which dialogue options get you to the lesbian shower sex scene the fastest

>Kill people
>Piss on them
>Put cats on your guns

Postal

>normies are having fun
>this annoys you
>must kill them

Pikmin?

Shadow of Chernobyl

No idea but I want to know what this is now

Correct

Nope

Overlord?

>Man of culture.jpg

Infamous?

>get captured by qt
>spend game protecting her
>postapocalypse version of classic story

>jump over herds of cows.
>rekt a indigenous knife throwing indian but his sister saves him.
>final boss throws rose, and has two lifes.

Only the first part of that fits infamous

Man hadn’t thought about that in awhile

Party hard?

Clean your room.

Yep

dark souls

>massive war breaks out
>this is very profitable for you
>mafia is there for some reason

Bad day LA

Porn game where the gameplay is addicting and more enjoyable than the porn you get

>be a girl w/ no mother
>can't be part of a community
>trains for years to show all of them
>become a special hunter

>Invade machine mind
>Have Oedipus complex
>Mom leaves
>Collect more machines

Really, that's to fucking easy user

horizon zero dawn, too easy fam

u r right, not proud of myself

>4 guys in a circle
>have a wrench and a gun
>shoot first guy
>Hit second guy with wrench
>throw wrench
>shoot last guy
>get back in ship
>congrats or whatever

>Get caught stealing horse
>Shout at people
>Pick flowers
>Shout at lizards

>rich guy wants to create ancap paradise
>social order there breaks down because of greed, inequality, and civil war
>now everybody's just hunting little girls

>where the fuck am i?
>oh fuck am I even human?
>shoot own brain into space

red dead 2

Nope

Bioshock, to ez

Super Hot

Skyrim

> Is it ever going to stop fucking raining already?

Similiar mechanic. Almost.

>fuckers with space shields

yes

Soma

Heavy rain? Idk

Correct
Loved that game

>Like girl
>Sick free-climbing skills
>Abuse horse
>Resurrect ancient evil
>This isn't what I asked for

Slippy sliding
Throwing frisbees
Wtf is Halo?

Shadow of the Colossus

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Guy who said Super Hot.
Pretty sure I don't know what game you're talking about, but now I want to know.

Yep

I guess that works but I'm thinking of an older title.

I'm going to be a real hipster here. You probably haven't heard of it. It's like hotline miami, in space, with not real objective, and you can que up attacks while paused. It pretty casual.

Heat signature

Warframe

Synthwave super saiyan space samurai simulator

Is it called Heat Signature?
I cheated, I just looked up "Hotline Miami in space"

Yeah. I'm way into indie games. Its super casual if you just want to sit down and play something for half an hour besides minesweeper. Loads up insanely quick.

>no memory
>go around finding your old body parts
>talking skull

Planescape Torment

oddworld

>Find brother
>Baby scientist
>Loot furniture
>Make portraits

>shoot guns
>Save Aerosmith

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>Send 15 minute to find a good car
>Try to smash other peoples good cars
>Random 1-5 minute challenge at the end
>Shit you got the wrong car
>Never play the racing mode

Fucking oddworld. Love those games

>Spend hours fishing or mining
>Be a stock market broker
>Rage when character is being dumb running when you are trying to attack things
>Flex the new armor you bought
>Spend hours lighting wood on fire

runescape or WoW

Runescape

lol haven't played either i just know reputation, ik runescape is pretty good tho

Hot Wheels: Velocity X

bump for kek

Ahh, I see I'am in the company of men of culture.

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Shadow of the colossus

>everyone fights for a random star system
>choose your fighter:
>meatshields
>space communists
>get off my lawn
>2 sophisticated for u 2 understand
>ridiculous voice acting
>isis in space
>BDSM with guns
>nuns with guns
>ridiculous voice acting with horns and spikes

Kingdom Hearts Chain Of Memories?

Sunset Riders

Cormano all day everyday.

Egads spooky house adventures starring luigini.

>build space nation
>make nice peaceful race - everyone areound you is an asshole
>make space nazis - everyone around you is mr nice guy towards each other except you
>lagg in late game

Jaws

>abducted by a guy who puts a bomb collar around your neck
>he wants you to break into casino and perform heist
>break into casino and perform the heist

fallout new vegas ist best fallout

yep lol

>build rome in a day
>get nuked by gandhi

Jaws

any Civ game

Jaws

>undercover secret agent
>searching for spy cell that vanished in enemy territory
>recruiting SS, CIA and communist guerilla members for your group
>???
>Profit

>eat 30 cheese wheels
>kill shit
>accept 50 quests
>kill more shit
>kill dragons
>shout at everything

Seriously?

correct!

Pikmin?

Skyrim

Jaws

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>be dude
>ride on a mosquito
>collect some faggots
>restore World balance by collecting them

Jaws

MGS

Animal Crossing

Bayonetta

MOAR BOAR WANTS MORE

>Be human hero
>Die in an attack on your ship
>Be revived by """radical""" humans first group
>Do a bunch of shit for them
>Ancient aliens want to kill you along the way

>you are some space FBI guy
>get stranded after failed raid on a drug den on a planet
>join some rebels
>get spanked by clone soldiers

mass effect 2

>space corporation hires you to overthrow space cuba
>fucking railguns
>nice retro electro soundtrack

>Explosion kills everyone at a special summit to end a war
>Your character is the only survivor
>Has weird mark on hand
>Become a slayer of demons

Jaws

>>Be a cop
>>Investigating a crime ring
>>Learn tons of wrestling moves
>>Fight aliens
>>BIG ass spaceship underground
>>Illuminati aliens want to control the world

Good luck with this one...

Jaws

>want to fug twin sisters who raised you
>law forbids fugging more than one person
>find a loophole
>go forth on an adventure in order to exploit said loophole
>accidentally start a harem
>accidentally save a world from some evil cult or some shit
>intentionally fug a genderbent version of your grand-grand-grand-(...)-father

Skyrim

>chill on graveyard
>gf gets kidnapped
>save gf
>save gf again

Superhot?

Cute girl is a cold blooded mass murderer

MGSV

Farenheit?

Jaws

>be wisecracking amphibian

Jaws

>be on the lookout for sharks
>we're gonna need a bigger boat

Nope

World is squares
Gotta fight dragons

Big Fish
Jaws

>to save ypur little brother you need to crash a civilian airliner and extract the tarhet child so you can sacrifice it to an ancient supermachine to harvest its life force which you can then feed to your little brother

Jaws

Nothing lowkey about it dude....

It's always world war two
I shoot things for a ratio

>be imprisoned
>get out of prison
>do random tasks
>game crashes

RE4?

Nope, older game.

RE...3?

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Super Mario sunshine

Jaws

Ghosts n goblins

Warioland GameBoy

i'll give you a (you) to stop guessing jaws

Yeah! Nice job user.

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>monsters
>alchemy
>antipsychotics

Thanks user

>be girl
>solve mysteries

Jaws 2

>be a kid
>kill a tree
>get older
>kill a sand nigger

>Come by boat
>dastardly landscape
>ScreechingNoises.mp3
>You may or may not be the main char
>Weird dreams
>A God that's possibly in love with you
>Other God's are fake
>Knife and a Hammer
>Some kind of a golem
>You get a ring at the end

>All your base are belong to us

>Get permanently disfigured
>Your Chinese spy girlfriend betrays you and steals all your money
>There are goats

Either Jaws or Gex

Ocarina of time.

>have poncho and beret
>fat fuck puts your waifu in a ball
>some fairy tells you where the balls are

>wake up
>big fight
>big bird
>dead all the time

Dark souls?

Wtf game is this?

Mass Effect 2?

Hybrid Heaven?

>be angsty teen
>mom wakes you up then leaves
>cool uncle gives you a sword

Evenicle

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halo 3 odst

Bulletstorm?

Degrees of Lewdity

RDR(2?)

>dropped into survival world
>title is communism

a link to the past?

Nope, but close

Don't starve

Jaws

Need for Speed Undercover, but the good one.

Snow Daze

nop

Planescape: Torment

Revolution X

Ah back When they made literally everything a game.

Almost, it was Jaws Sqrt(-1): Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Fable

>be school shooter
>moslestation
>gay bar

Columbine 2: Electric Boogaloo

Dawn of War Soulstorm

Wrong

Cliff racer simulator 2002

>find book
>Get stuck somewhere and starve to death

>be me
>get stranded
>kill shit
>find shit
>use shit to kill shit faster
>find shit faster
>ad infinitum

Any survival game.

YEP

nope, try again

WinRAR

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Fallout 1