Rekthread

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dogs are mans real best friend cats are just a bastardized version of dogs minus morality and basically just assholes

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Story

What a lazy cat

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he's black

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that's what happens

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Fake as Fuck.but the two lesbians in the back though

Black lives splatter

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He was the funny fat guy.that bullshit crushed him.people weren't laughing with him.no one loved him and this is result.god bless this slob he deserved better

MODS WORK

fr

Those are niggers. Fag

Cleary not black

Dude fuck you. All he ever did was try to make people happy, and be a good son. Fuck you.

You have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

there are so many things wrong in this i dont know where to begin

I can’t stop laughing, it’s gets funnier everytime

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Who's he?

We see an asian guy picking up a frog, smile, then awkwardly tear the head off with his teeth.

No one seems mad. Even the register gave him a "one moment please" gesture.

Slurps unidemtified organ.

He nods and goes "sup"
>guess not mexican exclusive gesture.

Video ends.

Seems like a normal day in asia to me. Amerifats would be freaking out for sure.

Dafuq is going on here, what is attacking, is it people, animals?

Seeing these white kids fight is pathetic. Now THIS makes me feel disappointed at my own race.

Was he trying to kill himself, did a good job

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CLICKER!

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someone sneak laxatives into food at a private school lol

Man, Chris Farley was looking pretty bad! Classic picture, first time I ever saw this pic, it scared the shit outta me. He was found hours later from when he originally died, which is why he looks so terrible.

The foam coming out of his mouth is most likely from the overdose/heart attack, and you see the red stuff coming out of his nose? That's called "Purge fluid", it's a build up of putrid liquid that occasionally escapes from bloating corpses during decay.

Rest in piss, fat boy

Star planiggum

SOMEBODY TWEET THIS PIC TO ADAM SANDLER OR DAVID SPADE

U mad, Dio?

Holy fuck, what's the sauce? That's hilarious

Are those prayer beads in his left hand? Did he know the end was coming, due to suicide?

They are. He gripped them in his panic, knowing full well he was about to die. He didn't commit suicide, he just OD'd.

What an agonizing death.

Or I fucked your mom and dad in their ass and post that here?

Faggot

fuck off you gay retard

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whats it saying?

she should not have those dogs, what if it was a kid smdh. muh strong women.

That's what the average person looks like in a fight. Most people have no fucking clue what they're doing.

Animals, not sure what kind though. The wild animals in Africa justify having fully automatic weapons.

snopes.com/fact-check/school-lemonade-laxatives/

guessing im not sleeping tonight

It was not laxatives, it was some kind of foodborne illness like salmonella.

The entire school started shitting themselves, it was legendary.

Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs

the fuck are you on about, it's fake

its from american vandal. it was laxatives

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What the fuck is wrong with Asian people?

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day 10 still hoping that something will happen

Asians are barely human. This is fairly normal behaviour for them. If it wasn't this, they would be boiling dogs or soemthing similar.

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The turd burglar

hahaha

my god...

what. the fuck.

if thats infected she wont live a week more, story?

Pits gonna pit

based and redpilled

RIP brother.

holy shit its a fucking demon

Reminds me of boondocks when Tom gets possessed

Fuck that

yeah and police stops the other person who has all right to even slaughter this bitch

imgur.com/gallery/P2iByRZ
you're welcome

Niggers in Kansas abused their kids. One of them died after spending an afternoon outside with no clothes on in freezing temps.

Go away, no one likes you

When Auties attack

W-w-w-waddidyusayNIGGA

I bet that smells lovely.

often referred to as a Cape Horn Buffalo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_buffalo

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Maybe not but hes dead.its not my problem Mr know it all and Mr. Fuck you can both blow me.Chris Farley was a fat fuck who deserved his fate.dont be a victim like him

Dude he's dead and fuck you.he was a good son.he died alone.people that knew did nothing to help the good boy.fuck you

What this?

Faggot didn't even pay for it first

Chimps chimping

just a bigger hole to fuck

that first shot would have it the camera man point blank

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don't you have homework to do?

What the fuck even happened? how is she alive?

Fake? It is just one biker?

The fuck did he jump from?

Anyone knows is it real?

No it's from a movie.

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always lose to this

Yes? No?

no its from a netflix show

what a stupid fucking woman

Honestly I'd beat my dog to death right then and there. I fucking hate dogs.

this happens when i fast travel to the college in winterhold sometimes

Nice save, grandma.

>the short version
>not the long version
sir, you are a doodieface

You don't know what point blank means do you?

this is from that TV show american vandal.
how does anyone fall for this anymore lol

If that were my cat I would probably be on this rekt thread as one of those sick fucking dog torturers.

Can anyone explain this?

>why (what appear to be) newborn piglets?
>why seemingly in an arbitrary aisle of a very large facility
>why this method
>why are they so terrible at killing piglets
>how does one get put on piglet-chucking duty
>how often does a piglet chucking event occur? is this routine?

there are so many questions

Holy fuck!

Story behind this?

She's having a seizure. She doesn't know what she's doing.

They still think the dog getting a flea bath is actually being cooked alive
There never a shortage of retards

Wow he's just a kid

will this make them stronger?

wow, i thought only niggers would act like that

Nigger dog
Nigger dog

did their shoes come off to seems to be a thing

Edmonton, AB. The Tweaker Limited.

Someone told me that they're diseased, and it's China- they're burning them so the disease dies off I guess, and gasoline's the cheapest way? Not sure though

Oh God the horror!

What is with all the autists spilling out at the end?

>black
try again

he KO'd him, therefore his perspectives are invalid.

yay diveristy. negroes are equal to whites AMIRITE?

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no one ever posts the real one anymore. you gotta do that a few times if you're planning on trolling people

the attack the guy instead of the mentally deranged woman.... men need to stop fucking each other so hard

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ty for volunteering for human trials

known fake

dog eats dog world out there

another fake

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lol at the end, didnt see that coming

Back to reedit

how does he pass out from this? would it be painful?

>you were born in your mother's ass
youtu.be/KHZnbu8CzNs?t=13

>Scrolloficarianflight.exe

I believe it was the scroll of windwalker from morrowind.

thats a bit too rough for even this thread..
please remove

KEKKKEKKEKEKEKE dude got run over 3x

Hiroshima mother fuckers! Teach them gooks to fuck with America!

>I believe it was
Motherfucker I know it was I was playing earlier today, windwalker is very manageable and is required to live after using icarian flight
>Don't speak if you don't know kid

Might wanna keep that helmet on next time

South africa. Lonmin Mine.
Marikana Massacre.

If you're walking dogs you can't control you're an honorary nigger. Train your dogs you stupid fucking bitch or don't have them.

she falls like a toddler

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these are the same kids who bring guns to school the next day

I didn't know 12-year-olds from xbox live played morrowwind.

>I rike how she fake falls unconscious

They dont, 20-something NEETs do cause their xboxs still work

Bet its delicious.

She's just sort of perfect. Oh well, one can enjoy the fact that she exists... but it'd be great to have a cuddle with such a cute, energetic girl.

That's fucking brutal

Hey, what the japgooks do to dolphins is just as bad. Finlanders do the same sort of shit with small black whales. There's a lot of fucked up shit we humans do to other intelligent beings.

>He plays morrowwind on xbox

laughingwhores.jpg

what a useless cunt that lady is

whatever, just stunn the animals first, JFC

that the price of jaywalking.

>He plays Morrowind on Xbox
Cause his 98' Dell couldn't handle it

He really thought it was an anime fight

That's my job but I use a cricket bat, it's so much fun.

wtf is this thing, a whale ?

I think you are probably correct

wild duck is not that delicious.
its all boney.

Now *that's* how to motivate your NEET to get out of the house!

Whale shark. Filter feeder, harmless to humans.

are you fucking retarded? watch it you fuckin retard and you tell me

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You have to be 18 or older to be here.

i looked this up once. apparently he had hit it with his ball and it was badly injured so he put it out of its misery. the clip made its way around and people were outraged, he was banned from the club or something, etc. etc.

if you look at the far beggining, you can see the building, look like he runned before he jump.

Faggot

the moon

Oppressive communist regimes. Only those without a care of their fellow man were able to do what it takes to survive in that world.

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niggers

She was possessed. Magic is real, demons are real, gods are real. It's just super rare that we have any interaction with any of it.

what a dumb fucking bitch. I hope those dogs attacker her and kill her next

why do retards keep owning these psychopathic dogs?

ok i fucking lost laughing at this one. i can't believe ive never thought of that one

Fuck you.

yooo what about the fucking three lookalikes

Whaleshark

why is this so stimulating?

Where do you think your going fuck face.

Worst place to respawn

why no blood?

The air pressure during the fall from the Moon sucked it out of him and turned it to vapor much higher up.
>the moon

Ever notice that women ALWAYS fall like toddlers?

poor editing, just one bike

>Mfw I have no face

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WTF ?

That is the WORST case of HEMORRHOIDS I have EVER SEEN!