You find this baby at the door of your house. What would you do?
You find this baby at the door of your house. What would you do?
take it in and care for it
stand on it
Feed it to my dog.
Raise him to hate niggers.
Flush the toilet
I'll get the broom. Looks like someone took a shit on my porch.
Stomp on it like on the tempo of the song bobbi bitch.
go to tyrones house, bust that niggas kneecaps and put the kid up for adoption.
fuck people that do that sorta shit. IDGAF white black blue they all bad parents
Don't touch it or else it's mother may reject it.
Burn its DNA thoroughly. Call pest control
Mama gorillas reject the young that are touched by others.
get this bitch to melt it with her eyes
awww what a cute baby. I would call child services or report missing child. or maybe call the authorities. Help the baby find a new home.
Send this nigga E.T. looking ass back to space
This
BURN ITS DNA
Microwave it inside a bag. Then burn the remains.
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I'm white and pretty racist, especially against black people (13% and all) but that's one cute baby, I'd alert the authorities and try to get him in a good home.
Why? So it can grow up and eventually rob you for the $10 in your pocket?
call the cops and get them to shoot him.
Honestly irl?
Close the door, write a note for the cops and pit it on the door so I hopefully don't half to talk to them because obviously fucking not, call non-emergency cop line to gets those swine to come get the thing, ignore knocks on door, hopefully just carry on with life without really dealing with parasite larvae or cop criminals fucking me over for a power orgasm
take it to the firestation
call Steven Spielberg for the E.T. sequel
If I’m being honest put that shit on the neighbors porch and forget about it
Kill it before it multiplies
Probably contact the police, but if it was an option I would do my best to provide it with the best house and life possible.
Take it to the local fire station, shit's not my responsibility and they're trained for that type of situation
Cute baby
this.
It is a joke (so called "troll")
your writing unironically sounds like a nigger
Take it to the local police station so they can lock it up like it deserves.
Now that I got the edgy out of the way I'd take it to the police station. Not my problem after that.
Move it to the next door.
The police probably kills the niglet with fire before it multiplies