Question:
Imagine that you would have to sacrifice your penis. Under full anesthesia, no pain at all. Would you do it if in return:
1.
a) you saved whole humanity and nobody woudl learn about it
b) you saved whole humanity and everybody knew what you sacrificed
2.
a) you saved 100 complete strangers and nobody woudl learn about it
b) you saved 100 complete strangers and everybody knew what you sacrificed
*would
Fuck yes. I cannot stop touching myself. I fap 10+ times a day. It never ends. Get rid of the balls too. PLEASE PLEASEEE
Soo, that is a yes on 1.a 1.b 2.a 2.b
Can i instead insert my pee pee into a vaggee gee to ensure the whole of humanity is doomed?
dude no, complete removal.
will it look like this?
fuck no, a clean cut
I keep mai peenus
3
a) let all humanity die
can i keep my wenie in a jar afterword? maybe use it as a dildo in my asshole?
Yes
Why is this website so male-centric? Literally anything that goes on around here is about boobs, penises, holes in the human body, jews, booze or frogs
B seems about the only fair trade
Humanity doesn't deserve saving so no
why not?
so you just need that ego boost, amirite?
1.
b.
If everyone knew what I'd sacrificed then I'd be able to get a stem cell treatment to get my dick back. It's the least I deserve for saving mankind, a brand new dick.
That technology will not exist at least for the next 10 years.
Omg wth is that
Yes, but the technology for getting a donor dick in the meantime does.
What if I am smart enough to use stem cell technology on myself to grow my own dick?
nope
You are not. The sacrifice has to be complete and eternal.
Yes I am. It's very possible to get it back after getting it removed if I build my own science lab and shit from saving humanity.
Ok, so the whole humanity would spend like the GDP of US to reconstruct your dick. Would you want that?
It wouldn't cost a fraction of that, you can regrow organs for far cheaper if done efficiently with low cost equipment. But even if it did, yes, humanity would have to pay for my dick reconstruction. I saved their asses dammit.
What if I don't do it?
truly enjoy being forever alone as the rest of humanity dies?
What if he/she clones an opposite gender version of themselves?
Why does it have to be opposite gender?
So you can fuck and have babies duh.
>probably not
>probably not
>probably not
>probably not
We're definitely not worth it. But if there's more to saving all of humanity and everyone knowing about it, then I'd at least do the good and reap the benefit. OP doesn't say if saving humanity ensures its survival forever, or if it saves it that one time.
We are not worth one dick.
Why in the fuck makes you think I would want to save anyone to begin with? No, fuck them, I'll keep that thang
>We are not worth one dick.
you killed me right there
your parents, your children, your future past present gf
>your future past present gf
>no dick
What is even the point?
your parents are not fucking anymore, yet their relationship has a meaning
>yet their relationship has a meaning
Just cage at this assumption.
You must be a female. If I have no dick there is literally no point.
Baste and thanospilled
I was going to answer but then realized its stupid fucking questin
This
it got dubs though
God comes to you with a scalpel and asks it. Are you gonna say what you said?
>795727177
Nope.
1, I would destroy all humanity instead.
2, I don't care about 100 neither 10000000000 strangers.
1. A, I would get girls because of my status
No, none of them.
they would lick the hell out of your stump
No, no, no and no.
If I lose my dick, the entire universe can go ahead and implode.