Going to my first party tonight. any advice?

going to my first party tonight. any advice?

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just dont act like the neet you are. Participate in large group activities, sit around people, not just in the corner. Don't look at your phone unless it's important.

Talk really loudly,it's the best way to establish that you're the alpha of the group

Put a sock in your pants to make your dong look really big

Get high or it wont be worth going

Choose your words and tone carefully. Relax. Dont try too hard. Dont seek attention

Always say the music playing sucks so you can tell everyone your tastes

lol

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im gonna try my best but i think everyone is going to be smoking and drinking and i cant do that

dont do this

if i talk too loud ill be labeled as an autist though

How old are you op, highschool parties are a lot different than college ones

don't drink too much.

already tried doing this in school and it fell out my pants

why can't you drink?

If there is a Jew at the party, you must assert your dominance by attack him..

i cant im getting drug tested thursday

yeah im going to try my best not to but i want to try and include myself in stuff

I would suggest downloading and watching all the 80's party movies you can get your hands on, and doing everything you see in there, including sharking women, getting them drunk and fucking them, etc.

Also, tell people to call you "boner", show up in a Hawaiian shirt, wear sunglasses and pull them slightly down when a hot girl walks by. Then drink a metric shit ton of booze and get absolutely annihilated and wake up with a lampshade on your head next to the hosts 11 year old sister, and yell "I swear, nothing happened!"

That's what cool people do. Re-enact things they see in movies

good idea but everyone thinks my music taste is shit

stop being such a pussy you little homo. dive into the whiskey and get all tit grabby. if someone tells you to stop, throw a punch at them.

Stay casual.

im not drinking or smoking unfortunately

because i have a really important athletic event soon and it will screw up my body

Hide your power level nigger!

Heh gotem
UNDERAGE BAN

there is a jew going and im stuffing her into the oven

Underage B&

do you know the people at the party or going as complete stranger/friends?

ill look through some videos

work out and do mma
faggot

Instantly reported for:

1.) Underage
2.) Bannable content
3.) Baiting

>wake up with a lampshade on your head next to the hosts 11 year old sister, and yell "I swear, nothing happened!"
youre going to get him arrested

Definitely man, do that, but just dont try and be all special and shit, show interest in other people. People will like you if you are selfless and chill, I promise.

If you're uncomfortable, you're uncomfortable. If you're not, you're not. It's all the same. Just have an aim in mind and try to be happy to be there. The idea is we work through things we can't handle (who knows you might surprise yourself) and it's easier the younger you are.
You'll eventually realise parties are no big deal

thanks, im going to try my best just to enjoy myself

yeah theres not to much about me to talk about anyways

i do a sport and workout twice a day im a top athlete where i go to school its just socially im a tard

its mostly people i know but there a bunch of girls i dont know going